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Q1 : The brothers are siamese-twins (like they are grown togheter). One brother goes to jail, the innocent does too, and the other way around.

DCEM

i can hold my left foot with my right arm, and jump through the "hole" i made with my right foot. i can even jump "backwards" in the hole. i can hold a stick in between my hands and jump over it. i can hold hands and get them around my feet (around = front -> under feet -> back) ...

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Anyway, I strongly dislike mustard omg, i hate mustard so bad! i hate my computer atm, it keeps switching off by it self, and i cant get it powered up again before i've unplugged it then plugged it in again! fux!! i hate cold washing water (like for forks and knives etc) i hate to wash whatever, exe...

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dl these : All NOFX songs. ALL! (the album Ribbed and 45 or 46 songs... are the coolest imo) Punkrock Reel big Fish. Happypunkrock Voodoo glows skulls. "hard"ska Less than Jake. HappyPunkrock Frenzal Rhomb. punkrock i could go on for ever...but, NOFX is the best. just listen to the bass in...

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going home and away away from my comp at friday...
phone..
that's it..
when i go home, i cant hoyla, so i have to send in at fridays...so i get only moday - thursday to hoyla, and then the trick i use most often suck.

DCEM

not to brag, but i am the fucking most unsucsessful kuski.. damn it, i've been playing for 4,5years, never had a wr, cus they have all been beaten before wr table, i have 41.20 TT, and that sux compared to how long i've been playing. I've been in two teams that have had cheaters in them, and i've al...

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I feel very slesk when i'm really charming

(NOTE: where I live (skien, norway) we use the word charming instead of drunk, so if I say "omg, i was sooo charming this weekend, i really mean drunk

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in norwegian : Jeg var sykt sjarmerende i helga.

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dont fool around with your bestfriends girlfriend, cus then you wont have a best friend if he finds out ( i hope he doesn't)

Dont drink and drive...you might spill your drink.

Join a punkband, shave your head and get a tattoo!

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i've played this game a couple of hundred frags, and i mus say i really enjoy it. it's fucking coal :D unfortunatly, i cant seem to be able to get it to work on my computer...some direct3d probs...and i havent got internet at my current place, so...well...u c :P but, keep on playing, cus soldat rox ...

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HI! I noticed that Xhomas plays el-giutar I myself play bass (cus bass rox) and I wanna know who plays instruments? MC-crew has made some songs, so I asume they play too :D Well, tell me ya instrament and what muzac ya play plz I play punkrock (mostly NOFX) and misc. other stuff that I think is cool...

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teheheh, this is the funniest topic in the lauta.. and rib : u'r anus poll is very political correct. as in unsexist =) that's nice well, I voted 17cm in this poll, and I guess that's ok =) and that formula, heah, then i'd have 10cm penis...41.30 TT / 4 = 10cm :P this would add up to 13cm, but...tha...

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Have you (\DC) ever played "Take two placebos and call me lame" by Nofx? Sick! This is the fourth best song in the world... Malachi crunch is great too, but how about trying "Showerdays"?? If you have enough skills =) Basslines in that song are crazy! that song (showerdays) is pa...

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me is teh \DC i've had alot of nicks...and once i heard a tune byWyclef Jean, i dont remember the name, but i think it was "Stayin alive" or whatever... DirtyCash is rocking money? i was DirtyCash.. nine letters, perfecto for Irc.. a friend of mine that was called Geo (of Geir Ola wich is ...

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i got, err : about 7000NOK (divided by 7.xx is euro, so i guess around 1000euro) tool set (wtf am i gonna do with that?) xbox xy-adrenaline controller (this controller rox. buy it if u have xbox) deo stick (me smells g00d) a t-shirt Radeon Atlantis 9000PRO, graph card nuffin more..exept it seems i'v...

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this one is not for sensitive ppl. plz dont moderate me for this, it's kinda cool... [22:07:10] <\DC\EM> ey, check out my new cool homesite : www.blaablaa.com[22:09:38] <Karlis> those are nothing to compared mine funny, eh ? I think so at least... btw, obviously, this isn't my homesite =) \DC

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ok. I once installed win2k to get the 1st alovolt patch to work. Imideatly i noticed that elma started hacking when i turned and it hacked a bit when I drove too. Then I installed dx81NT.exe patch, and nothing happned. When i was at a LAN, i had to install win2k all over again. This made the hacking...

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Well the mrickx thingy i didn't know about...and i cant say what to do about it =) The DDlous = nostrada i knew all about. BUT I dont think it's cheating. The fact is that DD/nostrada (i'll refer to nost from now=)) is the best player in the elma scene. If i'd been cheating and been caught, i wouldn...

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thnx EML! u rox! EM's teamspirit is cool. It's a nice team with nice members. I love EM! other ppl can say whatever they want about it, i dont care. At least when it's n00bs that say we suck :P I know that i'll be in EM for ever...When i quit EM, i quit Elma, and that's not gonna happen in years! (i...

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To settle this : Isn't the Kuski of the month suppose to be a title to the one that has showed off the last month? I'd say so, cus that's what it's all about. The only two i can say really has done anything this month, is Uube and Nostrada. The other dudes is great kuskis, dont misunderstand me, but...

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1st of all : times?
what do u think the pointlimit will be? and whatta u think the best time will get down to?
45? i dunno

i'm gonna get 4x.xx no matter what..beat me!

\DC

DCEM

My favourite level also depends on the mood i'm in =) But, the level i think i have played the most, would be Jaws. The trick is cool, it was hard sometime back in the days, and it's a perfect hÃ¶ylÃ¤ level. Nowadays i play Tunell Terror, cus i saw Dr_luni's rec, and now i dont have to do that annoy...

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i'm 18 now..
started playing easter '98 =)
i've NEVER had an internal WR

\DC

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freak, that's the most fawked up controls i've ever heard about..how the HELL can u play with those? lol

\DClol'ing

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The meeting will be in the autumn vacation (for norwegian schools) this is week no.40 this year. Myrdhel is checking out the proce of it, and the more ppl that come, the less u have to pay per person =) It is a big foodstore right besides the place, and food aint that expensive. Beer is explencive :...

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HI! This idea me and Myrdhel came up with. Here in TÃ¸nsberg there is a place that we might be able to rent this Autumn Holidays. We have written a list of about 25 norwegian kuskis that we know of, and we hope that many of them are comeing... Me and myrdhel will be there for sure, and i've spoken t...

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the 1.11h patch is great... when i got an alias for brake (i use W) i could do the start in FF with the arrows..normally i couldn't press enter while holding brake and <-, but now i use W for brake, so it works :D it takes some time to get used to it, but it feels great when u do :) thnx for that hi...

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i think we'll all have different folks we'll remember...depends on who u are friends with and so on.. of course there is always one kuski everyone has heard about, there's probably not just one that everyone has heard about, actually=) the players who does good in WR tables and WC's and other contes...

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coo enough =)
i think i know what u'r telling me

anyways, ask if there is something!

\DC

DCEM

Is there possible to make a "shadow bike" funktoin? like u can save replay as usual, but u can also save a shadow replay. then u can play the level agains u'r shadow. BUT, there must be two sperate recs (one .rec and one .shd or whatever) or else it's too easy to copy...then u have to beg ...

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since the WR tt is almost under 39 (is it?) it's possible to get better personal TT=)
he'll just go on and improve, like the rest that is playing. prolly some tricks he hasn't done, so he can improve.

\DC

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1st of all, to abula, to settle this norwegian kuski thingy =) zeth - 1985 zynti - 1984 ddlous - 1985, innit ? toringe - 1985 zeth is not DDlous, zynti is not DDlous, toringe is not ddlous (he lives in Namsos, not what u wrote=)) I'm a 1984, and not DDlous. Zynti and elg visited zynti the weekend be...

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Call me a spreader for one rec, that i gave to a teammate cus i couldn't do WR myself, and i know he could? well, i dont really care what u call me, but remember, everytime u say something bad 'bout me, i have something to say about you too :D cloud, stop whineing karlis, do u really know the situat...

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I use left arrow right arrow up arrow down arrow space for turning and Q for alovolt to have the alo in Q is best, cus then u have spacebar at the thumb and my middle finger at escape, so Q is right between =) when i play FreeFall, i use home, end, delete and pagedown, or else i cant hold <- and bra...

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and why are they from norway ? simply cuz norweigians has least broandband conns, and therefore they dont show up that much online. this way, they leave a "mysterity" behind them, i kind of misspresent in our minds. this leads to an function, where our mind makes them less in everything e...

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the hardest one MUST be analfarm start...it even depends on what kinda computer u have =( second hardest for me is the shitty end in ziggy (the bounce) third is the end in bounce back. FF 12.xx style is no problem..it's actually easy =) madman's circ is impossible to copy...for me that is.. steppes ...

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I play ALP (Alterante level pack) and think tose rock =)
u should all give'm a try. I think u'll get positivly supprised =)
btw, why the hell does EzhikuS think that everyone with good times in a level cheats? that's pathetic, and annoying!

\DC

ps: me is high english grammar user =)

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OI! who do u think will be the first level under 12? i think The Steppes. And after what i've heard, that's the awful truth =) warmup under 14? u think so? i do=) rampfrenzy under 50? dont think so =) flattrack will ever be beaten by anyone else than zynti or jeppe? dont think so either. who will be...

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HI! here's some true shiat! I have moved to TÃ¸nsberg, and Myrdhel and I play elma toghether now=) MP has better TT than me, and that pisses me off, cus then i'm not the best player without having a WR ever =( Animal Farm still sux max. Bowling is starting to piss me off too. TorInge is NOT, i reape...

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i hate..

songs..

disturbance

sleskieness

tip 4 you only from teh \DC

soldat power

Who plays instruments?

gimme yo penis plz!

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DriectX settings and elma "lagging"/"hacking&

mrickx and dd/nost

y0y0 :D

OK!

wcup 406 level

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Norwegian Elma meeting 2002

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rememberd.

to onla

shadow?

well

to settle this norwegian kuski thing =)

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most talented?

hardest trick?

Externals played

What level will be the first under 12 sek?

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