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bob

i've never seen such total such in the elma scene.
what happened to all the 'true' teams.
this is a joke.

bob

something out of unreal tournament.
a character or something.

bob

sorry guys, i actually updated about a week ago (ALOT of time changes) but I forgot to upload.

up now so yeh: http://bobselma.cjb.net

bob

ok, i just decided i wanted to post here, so i made one up, and i dont think its good at all:

What do you call a New Zealander with halfa brain?

Lucky.

bob

omg, who in their right mind would even think about playing bass guitar.
not one bit of excitement at all, and not much different sounds. sux.

bob

well, i dont see anything really special about 1.11h.
u dont need it for alovolt patch thingy.
so really, whats so good? the 'h' ?

bob

i just found a Nokia 8250.

bob

Ky.Jelly wrote:...is an illusion...

ive been thinking bout it lately, and things dont happen for a reason, they happen cause they occured due to another force, decision, or happening

ne one agree?, its a philosophical question...

well the 'other force' is a 'reason'

bob

my old man collects the glasses that come with the jam - like 80.
alot of people, that i know, collect alot of alcoholic cans etc.
i collect cds or something.

bob

i was once a hater - but then I watched it - and i was, well, bit hooked. i use to watch it fair bit, but not so much lately. my opinions: :arrow: omg, is there anyone better than stone cold :arrow: omg is there anything worse then n00bie matches, they all wear full length tights. :arrow: WWE is the...

bob

sure thang

bob

FFS Jonas I private message you and you don't add me...

bob

ez prejudice cuz

bob

another update:

times/averages: http://www.geocities.com/mcleodelma//tutorpack.htm

ok, ive added best averages to the best times page. i advise you to read news at: http://bobselma.cjb.net

/bob

bob

ez 167cm at 17.

i wont grow much more at all, maybe even none.

bob

edit: http://www.geocities.com/kiwielastomania/ ***

btw, that looks great! kopaka can ya do one for team AA?

bob

another update:

http://bobselmacjb.net

times: http://www.geocities.com/mcleodelma//tutorpack.htm

also, i was thinking about putting up the best averages of each lev, what do you people think?

/bob

bob

woho update:
http://bobselmacjb.net

times: http://www.geocities.com/mcleodelma//tutorpack.htm

bob

oh i know that one....hmmm....

bob

ive played drums for a few years now.
ez electrical drum kit, ez worth $6,000.
but atleast i can play without anyone else complaining.
i hook up my discman and i usually play along with the songs on there. such as metallica and tool.

bob

ahha dz, i very much admire your signature.

bloody RH dingos dunno shit.

bob

yeh ill just fly to the other side of the earth for an elma meeting, ill be there soon - im leaving now and will get there maybe in a year.

how bout you all come to australia. elma in the land downunda.

bob

ahha

bob

i am going there insane, but i dont like you or your coffee

bob

Would you choose water over wine.... hold the wheel and drive?

bob

yes, but would you have let the 'n00bs' into the team if there was no 'beta'

bob

dont you think that we are thinking much more then we should. this is a forum about a small game called Elasto Mania, not a Social Club Forum. Does it really matter if any of us have a social life? the fact is we are here, and so are you. ever thought there are also people like yourself that can pla...

bob

team AUS had 8-9 members
i dont think MK is the same, it is split into two - the n00bs (beta) and the Oks (alpha).

two teams

bob

i dont think im addicted, but i have made it a habbit, just like bitting nails. i also think that i play elma so much bcoz i have school all week, and on weeknights there is nothing better to do (maybe tv) then sitting on the comp entertaining yourself. i only play little on weekends, mainly sunday ...

bob

jonas, this has nothing to do with how good your totals are, many people are liked and are popular and have shit totals, but these people give something else towards the community such as good levs or good convo at #across etc. (pedro is cool). and xian on the other hand, only brings annoyance (is t...

bob

"YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE"
"THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN"

bob

Level 1, Tutor01.lev (TUT01): 00:03:78 bob 00:03:80 bob 00:03:80 bob 00:03:80 bob 00:03:81 bob 00:03:81 bob 00:03:81 bob 00:03:82 bob 00:03:82 bob 00:03:84 bob Average: 00:03:81 Level 2, Tutor02.lev (TUT02): 00:04:56 bob 00:04:58 bob 00:04:58 bob 00:04:58 bob 00:04:58 bob 00:04:63 bob 00:04:63 bob ...

bob

weeeee.....
added best times and totals just from your posts. close times.

best times: http://www.geocities.com/mcleodelma/tutorpack.htm

totals: http://www.geocities.com/mcleodelma/totals2.htm

if ya have better total/times either post here or mail me.

blah

bob

hmmm, maybe i should have set a better 'King TT' something like 56... i knew that they werent going to last, the are basic short levs, but they are always fun for some time. plus alot turn to short levs like these when they are lazy or sick of complicated levs. anyway, i would like to get a best tim...

bob

my best is 1:00:2x

beat that

bob

it is very obvious.
xian quits one day, and the next day some guy that no one has heard of just pops up and takes xians place, even leadership of RH! wat a fruitcake.

but my question is WTF

bob

info: http://www.geocities.com/mcleodelma/levs.htm you may remember the two very basic tutorial levs that came with the game when you first got it (Tutor1&2). Well, I have made a pack to go along with them, which are evenly as basic and short as the first two. These levs are very COOL ok. email ...

bob

there were like 1min apart, so why would that be tip of the hour.

tip: beware of cuz, he gets a little lost sometimes.

bob

im very happy to see you go, nothing but annoying.
who was i telling that RH wasn't going to last
dont come running

bob

dont listen to magnus haha

bob

co hosting the king cup, woho, dont worry bout KOM, just give his a BJ.

bob

dont drink orange juice after brushing yo teeth.

bob

dont bite your finger nails, bite your toe nails.

bob

don't fart in a milk carten and store it in a freezer for a week and get your lil sister to smell it.

bob

why the hell is there such a topic? maybe i should make a topic on bill gates just to thank him for letting me use windows which allows us to play elma....? i would like to see new elma and features, the current ones have just made myself dull. why play the same shit over and over when there are pos...

bob

1. Seinfeld
2. Who's Lines is it Anyway?
3. Simpsons
4. Real Sex
5. Naked News
6. Raymond
7. Amazing Race
8. Survivor
9. Jamies Kitchen
10. DBZ
11. King of Hill
12. Crime Detectives (doc)
13. Animal Doc
14. Wheel of Fortune

also watch alot of music on tv - such as MTV.

bob

hahah yeh jub but how fast do ya go?
when people get sick of complicated levs, they go play simple ones like the new MCL14, just like i do.

and plus, when you have crappy ideas on what lev to make, you just choose simple idea.

bob

which ones insane?

bob

ok, the crappy pipe lev (MCL14) has been replaced with a better lev. be sure to download the new MCL14 version and replace it with the old MCL14 pipe lev. MCL14 new version: http://www.geocities.com/mcleodelma/mcl14.zip all levs in one zip (updated): http://www.geocities.com/mcleodelma/mcl01.zip als...

bob

ok ive heard nothing good about the pipe lev and yet no one has finished it - which means they have no total time. therefore, i will get rid of it by making another lev (MCL14) and you will be able to redownload it etc etc.

wont be long.

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