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by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 19:09
Forum: General
Topic: Who is Anthropod?
Replies: 44
Views: 9070

Who is Anthropod?

I have some really good levels from over a year ago and I don't know where the hell they came from. I think they were made for across. They're by someone called Antropod. Who is he? Tell me about him if you know anything. Feed me info. I need info.
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 18:59
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: smiley game
Replies: 43
Views: 8459

am I doing it wrong? :twisted:
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 18:52
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Pictures of kuskis
Replies: 279
Views: 112054

Yeah, and Chuckles.
Yeah people! Show yourselves!
Where's your pic?
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 18:49
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: This is how snus looks like (topic for non-scandinavian)
Replies: 32
Views: 7727

I've never actually understood snuff. Why would anyone want to make themself sneeze?

BTW: I think pictures like that should be banned from the universe. It's really disgusting.
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 18:21
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Yet another story topic
Replies: 76
Views: 16183

hoyled some more and
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 18:16
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Pictures of kuskis
Replies: 279
Views: 112054

We can't get our digi camera to work and we don't have a scanner so I drew a cartoon of myself and put it on my site.
It's pretty accurate, but not so much fun for you guys 'cos there's nothing for you to make fun of.

...at least i don't think there is.
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 18:04
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Yet another story topic
Replies: 76
Views: 16183

and
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 16:33
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Yet another story topic
Replies: 76
Views: 16183

one had a total of 5 minutes, but
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 16:26
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Yet another story topic
Replies: 76
Views: 16183

there WAS life on another planet called ELMAROOLZ zorgon 12, but
by Chris Penrose
30 Sep 2002, 15:20
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Yet another story topic
Replies: 76
Views: 16183

an ogre spontaniously exploded, but
by Chris Penrose
27 Sep 2002, 21:34
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Yet another story topic
Replies: 76
Views: 16183

60 old women with uzi machine guns entered the scene, on thier way to the hotdog factory, and then
by Chris Penrose
27 Sep 2002, 21:28
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Yet another story topic
Replies: 76
Views: 16183

a group of animal protesters came and beat him with sticks, and then
by Chris Penrose
27 Sep 2002, 21:09
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Pictures of kuskis
Replies: 279
Views: 112054

Stop looking at me like that
by Chris Penrose
27 Sep 2002, 20:36
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Yet another story topic
Replies: 76
Views: 16183

Yet another story topic

I thought i'd have a go at one of these story things. So. Rules: You have to write a sentance with 25 words or less and it has to end in "and then" I'll start it off with a couple... A sacred cow was walking through a forest and came accross the Elma guy who had a suitcase full of spinning...
by Chris Penrose
26 Sep 2002, 17:52
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Dedicated to RoniMox...
Replies: 78
Views: 15803

People at school say I speak posh just 'cos I pronounce my t's
by Chris Penrose
25 Sep 2002, 20:39
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Dedicated to RoniMox...
Replies: 78
Views: 15803

ChuckleS wrote:British it is not my good man!
Huh? Sorry, I don't use much slang or anything.
by Chris Penrose
25 Sep 2002, 20:22
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Dedicated to RoniMox...
Replies: 78
Views: 15803

Not very British, is it ChuckleS?
Is that what people are like in Sweden, Bartek?
by Chris Penrose
25 Sep 2002, 08:27
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Dedicated to RoniMox...
Replies: 78
Views: 15803

Dedicated to RoniMox...

I've created a thread for anyone to come to if they want to ask RoniMox what it's like being a female elma player. This way other threads won't go totally off topic whenever she comes along.

...so. Are you REALLY a girl, mox?
by Chris Penrose
2 Sep 2002, 11:14
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Way Of The Stick
Replies: 5
Views: 1877

I got 3589. Anyone got higher?
by Chris Penrose
31 Aug 2002, 15:30
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Hard Level try and beat it.
Replies: 12
Views: 3348

There is a flower. Look at DZ's replay.
by Chris Penrose
31 Aug 2002, 11:13
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Way Of The Stick
Replies: 5
Views: 1877

Hey, that's a really good game.
by Chris Penrose
31 Aug 2002, 11:01
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: other story type
Replies: 3
Views: 1648

wet indeed. oops he had pissed his pants. He desperately searched the forest for the nearest hairdryer. Amazing! There, right in front of him was a pink and yellow polkadot hairdryer. Blimey. What a coincidence. I mean, what are the chances of that happening?? He bent down to pick the hair dryer up....
by Chris Penrose
31 Aug 2002, 10:51
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Freak stabbed by mad Elma guy.
Replies: 4
Views: 1877

Freak stabbed by mad Elma guy.

The other day the Elma guy went crazy, jumped out the screen and stabbed me in the back. Anyone had a similar experience?
by Chris Penrose
31 Aug 2002, 10:46
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2644527

How come Devin's never at his house?
by Chris Penrose
31 Aug 2002, 10:30
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Hard Level try and beat it.
Replies: 12
Views: 3348

I bet if someone had enough patience they could beat that. There's no real hard objects to hoyle. It's just the quantity of objects to hoyle.
by Chris Penrose
30 Aug 2002, 20:57
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Story-topic
Replies: 182
Views: 30309

had a fit
by Chris Penrose
30 Aug 2002, 20:38
Forum: General
Topic: Truth about the Elasto Mania driver ?
Replies: 52
Views: 11096

no matter how stupid a game may seem what ever you collect has some point.
Okay, maybe not pointless, but silly. I mean, rings? What's with that? Hedgehogs don't wear jewellary. The coins are bigger than mario's head, but i'll let the makers of pacman off because the game is so old.
by Chris Penrose
30 Aug 2002, 20:30
Forum: General
Topic: Truth about the Elasto Mania driver ?
Replies: 52
Views: 11096

Some more...


4. Toxic Bunny - coins.
5. Mr Kanga (no one will remember him) - coins.


Actually, the majority of game characters collect coins.
by Chris Penrose
30 Aug 2002, 20:24
Forum: General
Topic: Truth about the Elasto Mania driver ?
Replies: 52
Views: 11096

Game characters who collect weird, pointless things.
  1. Sonic the hedgehog - rings.
  2. Mario - coins. (okay, maybe not pointless, but you never see him actually spending them.
  3. Pacman - dots.
Hold on, I know I've got more. Let me think a moment.
by Chris Penrose
30 Aug 2002, 20:13
Forum: General
Topic: appreciation for appreciation and other appreciation
Replies: 10
Views: 3047

Appreciateappreciateappreciateappreciateappreciateappreciate

I appreciate appreciative people appreciating appreciation topics. And I appreciate that we should all appreciate this appreciative group of appreciating people. Appreciate it. Appreciate it lots. I would appreciate it if you did appreciate it. I'll stop now. I think you'll all appreciate that.
by Chris Penrose
30 Aug 2002, 19:08
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The highest rank
Replies: 51
Views: 8411

The highest rank

What's the highest *rank anyone has got on Mopolauta?

*Rank - e.g. I am a kuski.
by Chris Penrose
30 Aug 2002, 19:04
Forum: General
Topic: THE MYSTERY SPRING THINGS
Replies: 5
Views: 2770

like the spring things in two of my levels, complications and...steppin up and in your compressor Thanx for all the writing, but I wasn't talking about fart bouncing. I was talking about where people put the wheel(s) in amongst a load of thin rectangular polygons at the start of a level which prope...
by Chris Penrose
30 Aug 2002, 18:19
Forum: General
Topic: So how much you play elma these days ?
Replies: 83
Views: 16689

An hour a day (minimum)
4 hours a day (maximum)
In fact, what am I doing here? I should be playing Elma right now!
by Chris Penrose
30 Aug 2002, 18:08
Forum: General
Topic: THE MYSTERY SPRING THINGS
Replies: 5
Views: 2770

Sarky Bartek

Hey, BarTek. Don't be so tight. I don't understand grass polygons, OK? The main problem is how to control the thickness of the grass. It's strange. I put an ultra-thin grass polygon just beneath the land and what I get is a ruddy great big thing when it comes to testing. It's usually not a problem w...
by Chris Penrose
30 Aug 2002, 11:41
Forum: General
Topic: THE MYSTERY SPRING THINGS
Replies: 5
Views: 2770

THE MYSTERY SPRING THINGS

I don't know if this has already been asked, but does anyone know exactly who figured out those spring things that people put at the beginning of levels? (first)

Also, I would like to find someone who fully understands grass polygons.
by Chris Penrose
30 Aug 2002, 11:33
Forum: General
Topic: What externals do you play ?
Replies: 68
Views: 15044

I only seem to be playing my own levels , and Devin's levels . Every contest i've ever played was (is) soooo boring, and people proceed to make those long/high jump contests which are, Incredibly boring Unoriginal made by people who don't know **** about making levels. Correct me if I'm wrong, but w...
by Chris Penrose
29 Aug 2002, 18:22
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Apparently brilliant levels
Replies: 3
Views: 1703

Apparently brilliant levels

Visit my site to get my levels. Anyone who's played them already seems to think they're great.

www.angelfire.com/comics/baconburgers

(Copy + paste it to the address bar if the link doesn't work)

Site is regularly updated.

Be sure to tell me what you think of 'em
by Chris Penrose
29 Aug 2002, 17:44
Forum: General
Topic: arrows, numpad or what?
Replies: 175
Views: 48033

Cursorkeyleft : spin anticlockwise
Cursorkeyright : spin clockwise
Cursorkeyup : gas
Cursorkeydown : brake

What the hell is alovolt??
by Chris Penrose
29 Aug 2002, 17:23
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Check out this Level fellas
Replies: 15
Views: 4694

Hey, Dev. I didn't realise you'd advertised our level.

I expect you're all expecting some great record for it.

...Bad news. I'm crap.

So, does anyone else want to make a level with me?

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