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by tej
19 Dec 2020, 20:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: I need a keyboard, pls recommend
Replies: 22
Views: 8263

Re: I need a keyboard, pls recommend

ofta wrote: 19 Dec 2020, 02:16 i think he means that the size of the keys is the problem and that's not gonna change with a wrist rest
Raising your hand is effectively lowering the key
by tej
17 Dec 2020, 20:55
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: I need a keyboard, pls recommend
Replies: 22
Views: 8263

Re: I need a keyboard, pls recommend

Solutions exist 1. Keys are too loud for me, especially this metal surface makes it even louder (pressing space is like i hammering) Rubber O-rings 2. Keys are too high for me, i used to half-big ones, so is very unpleasant to play with Wrist rest 3. This 21-key ghosting is a lie, only place where i...
by tej
9 Dec 2020, 06:21
Forum: General
Topic: Wheelpopping - AutoHotkey script for a one frame brake tap
Replies: 112
Views: 43953

Re: Wheelpopping - AutoHotkey script for a one frame brake tap

(...) There is no way to make a point "where is a script is cheat or not". It is or it is not. Like you can make a script for double space, also for braking x amount, then can go for a + right volt or smth, where is the line? Its impossible to tell what's the line "which should never...
by tej
9 Dec 2020, 06:17
Forum: General
Topic: Wheelpopping - AutoHotkey script for a one frame brake tap
Replies: 112
Views: 43953

Re: Wheelpopping - AutoHotkey script for a one frame brake tap

(...) "Because you just seem extremely out of touch with that society" It seems like so for me, but oke. I said you seem out of touch with what society sees as cheating, a very specific thing, not out of touch with society as a whole. The meaning behind those two statements differs comple...
by tej
9 Dec 2020, 05:55
Forum: General
Topic: Wheelpopping - AutoHotkey script for a one frame brake tap
Replies: 112
Views: 43953

Re: Wheelpopping - AutoHotkey script for a one frame brake tap

Because you just seem extremely out of touch with that society, in general, sees as cheating. Im sorry for you that you can only see things black and white. I must be an antisocial geek and hardcore cheater of every game if i dont share the opinion of you. What?! Did you even read my posts? I spent...
by tej
9 Dec 2020, 03:43
Forum: General
Topic: Wheelpopping - AutoHotkey script for a one frame brake tap
Replies: 112
Views: 43953

Re: Wheelpopping - AutoHotkey script for a one frame brake tap

(...) I dont care what is your trust about my times, its not about that. I say that if pops (which are bugs of physics) are normal to people to use it on their advantage, then these scripts also normal. People using low fps to get better time on small höyl levs, people using pops to get better time...
by tej
8 Dec 2020, 19:44
Forum: General
Topic: Wheelpopping - AutoHotkey script for a one frame brake tap
Replies: 112
Views: 43953

Re: Wheelpopping - AutoHotkey script for a one frame brake tap

A bit help to int12 start for those who interested: Enter:: Send, {gas down} Sleep 769 Send, {gas up} Send, {brake down} Sleep 91 Send, {brake up} Send, {gas down} Sleep 987 Send, {right down} Sleep 30 Send, {right up} Sleep 945 Send, {gas up} Send, {left down} Sleep 30 Send, {left up} Return See, ...
by tej
7 Dec 2020, 22:14
Forum: General
Topic: Wheelpopping - AutoHotkey script for a one frame brake tap
Replies: 112
Views: 43953

Re: Wheelpopping - AutoHotkey script for a one frame brake tap

If you create many different brake buttons and spam them with different fingers then sure, but this script does not do that and in my opinion that would be cheating. This quote shows how subjective the entire thing really is. It's cheating to do exactly what you did but with this tiny adjustment? I...
by tej
23 Nov 2020, 19:14
Forum: General
Topic: EOL quotes
Replies: 57
Views: 27107

Re: EOL quotes

[18:30:18] (iCS): which mans quited wcup so far? [18:30:51] (Alex): everyone expect top1 [18:31:14] (barryp): cant quit yet [18:31:19] (barryp): there hasnt been a pipe [18:31:27] (tej): yeah when pipe [18:31:36] (tej): where pab to make heaven and hell part 2 [18:31:44] (barryp): i will go full god...
by tej
19 Oct 2020, 21:52
Forum: Advertising
Topic: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!
Replies: 176
Views: 89912

Re: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!

fmw2043.lev: Monday Oct. 19 to Sunday Oct. 25

Fastest finish wins

Download: https://elma.online/dl/level/474702
by tej
11 Oct 2020, 01:51
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: This is my no #XXX post topic!
Replies: 1085
Views: 266562

Re: This is my no #XXX post topic!

i maked 81 and very produuud )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))818181818181818181
by tej
9 Oct 2020, 21:31
Forum: General
Topic: GAA suggestions thread 2020
Replies: 25
Views: 10210

Re: GAA suggestions thread 2020

Blayer: bonskykkel
by tej
5 Oct 2020, 18:16
Forum: General
Topic: EOL quotes
Replies: 57
Views: 27107

Re: EOL quotes

[17:14:23] (Sierra): Elma has reached China :o
[17:14:57] (Sierra): We're all fucked if local population discovers it
[17:15:35] (Sierra): There'll be entire farms of 5-year-old girls driving 12:xx WU
by tej
26 Sep 2020, 20:21
Forum: General
Topic: EOL quotes
Replies: 57
Views: 27107

Re: EOL quotes

[12:12:38] (veezay): yes, 14+20=54
[12:12:55] (DewwCraft): yes
[12:13:21] (DewwCraft): cause 10 + 20 = 30 + 10 + 20 + 4

haha thats too good
by tej
17 Sep 2020, 23:20
Forum: General
Topic: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)
Replies: 27
Views: 9373

Re: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)

From scratch projects like smibu's and okeol has been promising, but face legal issues. Aren't the legal issues of EOL identical to the legal issues of okeol? Both reverse engineered Elma and modified it. (EOL took more of an add things to it approach, and okeol took more of a rip things from it ap...
by tej
16 Sep 2020, 22:29
Forum: General
Topic: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)
Replies: 27
Views: 9373

Re: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)

[quotes removed] Yeh it's a bit complicated thing. Currently the online version is not very attractive for newcomers because without quite a lot of training they don't stand a chance in battles against battle hardened veterans. Then again to get big enough player base from all skill levels the onli...
by tej
16 Sep 2020, 17:20
Forum: General
Topic: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)
Replies: 27
Views: 9373

Re: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)

8-ball wrote: 16 Sep 2020, 17:12status of the heart of the game is doomed to go into another limbo
Here's a question: How does public domain work in Hungary, or the EU? The game is pretty old, when does it become public domain?
by tej
16 Sep 2020, 16:46
Forum: General
Topic: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)
Replies: 27
Views: 9373

Re: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)

I don't want to undermine the efforts of Smibu or jon, but I have argued before, and I still believe that open sourcing the online multiplayer experience is the way to go. This is not a simple process. Exactly, the people reverse engineering the game (and look, I've checked out the assembly, and I ...
by tej
16 Sep 2020, 04:13
Forum: General
Topic: What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)
Replies: 27
Views: 9373

What I'd change (and the Source Contribution Program)

The new owner of Elasto Mania made a post about getting people to sign up for a Source Contribution Program. How it'd work is you'd sign an agreement to not leak the code, work on the source code of the game, and then give your work to the owners. I don't buy it. This game is old, and it's about tim...
by tej
13 Sep 2020, 21:53
Forum: General
Topic: EOL quotes
Replies: 57
Views: 27107

Re: EOL quotes

tej: what compiler are you using?
jonsykkel: glang
tej: clang? or is glang real thing?
jonsykkel: ye that first thing
tej: c key must be broken
jonsykkel: since 2015
tej: ughh
tej: so all your files are fysics.g
tej: so sad
jonsykkel: gorekt
jonsykkel: i cope
tej: you gope
jonsykkel: ye my bad
by tej
13 Sep 2020, 04:12
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Have you ever had a dream that spanned multiple days?
Replies: 10
Views: 3788

Re: Have you ever had a dream that spanned multiple days?

my dreams only span moments, never an elongated period of time.
by tej
8 Sep 2020, 04:30
Forum: Polls
Topic: Are you smarter than average?
Replies: 25
Views: 10620

Re: Are you smarter than average?

specter2 wrote: 17 Aug 2020, 21:01 the more you care to learn the more you understand how little you actually know; many dumb people think they're smarter than what they really are and the result of this poll clearly shows that
Perhaps this community consists of people who are, on average, smarter than the average.
by tej
8 Sep 2020, 04:13
Forum: Advertising
Topic: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!
Replies: 176
Views: 89912

Re: finman's weekly: an on-going Elasto Mania semi-competition!

pawq wrote: 30 Aug 2020, 21:34 Holy shit, that rec is porn!
Agreed. Insane rec, Kazan.
by tej
8 Sep 2020, 04:10
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Would you be 70y old man or a woman?
Replies: 64
Views: 20580

Re: Would you be 70y old man or a woman?

when i orig read the thread i didn't really pay attention and thought it was more of a casual "would you rather" scenario, knowing it's your actual situation i think i (and many others) would vote differently. i hope you qualify for whatever treatment you need and want.
by tej
30 Aug 2020, 23:11
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Would you be 70y old man or a woman?
Replies: 64
Views: 20580

Re: Would you be 70y old man or a woman?

woman ofc, wouldn't trade 50 yrs of life to keep whatever it's worth being a man over a woman
by tej
27 Aug 2020, 19:20
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 58
Views: 24677

Re: New battle types ideas

no need pipe even, just "take as many apples as pos". i meaned this type, which is exists really. Oh, yeah. That wasn't what I was trying to describe originally. Yes you can make level with impos flower and the goal is to collect max apples, but what I was talking about was a level where ...
by tej
27 Aug 2020, 14:43
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 58
Views: 24677

Re: New battle types ideas

Omnigravital Apple This is not really a battle idea as much as an object you can put in the level, it's a gravity apple that does not change gravity to one of the cardinal directions. Instead, it sets the gravity to whatever way the bike is rotated becomes downwards. The player can try to get the p...
by tej
13 Aug 2020, 17:37
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Corona Virus: will we all die?
Replies: 165
Views: 64007

Re: Corona Virus: will we all die?

My argument against gimp's idea that people should have the choice to go out as well as the choice to stay in: If the option to go out is available, the government will likely not be forced to support people while they're forced to stay inside. Where I live, the government is paying all people who ...
by tej
9 Aug 2020, 20:01
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 58
Views: 24677

Re: New battle types ideas

Coloured apple logic battle The level can include different colours and a requirement. For example: the player must collect all red apples and any blue apple the player must collect all green apples OR all yellow apples the player must collect two red apples (in a level with more than two red apple...
by tej
7 Aug 2020, 15:44
Forum: General
Topic: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online
Replies: 46
Views: 21160

Re: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online

Grace wrote: 5 Aug 2020, 23:25 ...
Agreed. Rec filename in url helps to link someone it and they can just go "already seen it" and you can talk about it immediately.
by tej
4 Aug 2020, 15:21
Forum: General
Topic: Do you want to win World Cup 8?
Replies: 10
Views: 4141

Re: Do you want to win World Cup 8?

sounds really cool but how much for you to drive for me as well?
by tej
27 Jul 2020, 16:57
Forum: General
Topic: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online
Replies: 46
Views: 21160

Re: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online

Yeah, and then you're discarding all the integration possibilities between rec/lev/kuski/etc pages. You don't need to discard anything. The recs can be available in two places. The /recs endpoint should just be a view into the recs with a player, free of all the visual overload. Since we're talking...
by tej
27 Jul 2020, 14:56
Forum: General
Topic: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online
Replies: 46
Views: 21160

Re: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online

It's part of the UX to have as much stuff as possible in one place tho. Maybe finally closing elmaonline.net when elma.online is ready will help with that. I mean, it comes down to taste, and it may be personal preference, but I find the "everything in one place" concept goes against ever...
by tej
26 Jul 2020, 16:20
Forum: General
Topic: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online
Replies: 46
Views: 21160

Re: why are some people uploading to zamppe and some to elma.online

so you prefer the community having two sites with recs because "eyes like zamppe more"? I don't agree with your disagreement here. If the UX is better on one site, people will use it. Make elma.online superior to zamp, and people will switch over. I currently agree with people saying zamp...
by tej
26 Jul 2020, 16:13
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 58
Views: 24677

Re: New battle types ideas

Good citizen battle
You can only play if you didn't whine about any battles in the last 24h
by tej
22 Jul 2020, 20:35
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 58
Views: 24677

Re: New battle types ideas

Specialization battle Team battle, each person must belong to a team of X players. Before battle starts, the players are presented with X levels (or less than X levels, some players will sit out). The team must choose which players will play which levels, hopefully putting players who will do well ...
by tej
22 Jul 2020, 17:38
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 58
Views: 24677

Re: New battle types ideas

brute force batle if you bang hed to wall a hole is created, but you will still die. bang your head wisely Would be fun, like erosion battle but more targeted. Does my head holes apply to other people in the battle? Or everyone bangs alone? gender equality batle you is female now every 2nd run. you...
by tej
22 Jul 2020, 17:36
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 58
Views: 24677

Re: New battle types ideas

yeah head just falls through ground free rotate is another nitro feature where there is no time limitation between volts. see for example here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6pSqN-EcFU That's sick. Would be way more fun with default physics, and just the rotation change, than actually playing wit...
by tej
22 Jul 2020, 17:25
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 58
Views: 24677

Re: New battle types ideas

Trigger battle
Similar to the idea of an apple making other apples appear:
In this battle getting an apple can make certain polygons appear or disappear, as well as killers appear and disappear.
This is another idea that would make some pretty great puzzles possible.
by tej
22 Jul 2020, 17:14
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 58
Views: 24677

Re: New battle types ideas

Pick up an appel that makes next / certain apples available This would be super sick for puzzle levels. invincibility battle Like head just falls thru ground battle? Similar to head is a wheel battle, but more like ENitro. free rotate battle What's free rotate? zoom 5.0 batle u have to play batle w...
by tej
21 Jul 2020, 22:34
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 58
Views: 24677

Re: New battle types ideas

Driving causes wear battle
In this battle the edges of the level that get driven on erode away, as if the bikers were all kicking up dirt. So by the end of the battle the level would be shaped differently then when it started, and things that used to be square and rigid, would be worn out and round.
by tej
21 Jul 2020, 22:33
Forum: General
Topic: New battle types ideas
Replies: 58
Views: 24677

New battle types ideas

Here are some ideas I came up with right now for new types of battles. My ideas are not all possible to implement on top of the current system we are using (hacked elma.exe) but could be pretty cool if we had full programming freedom. Please share any ideas you have. Head is a wheel battle In this b...
by tej
20 Jul 2020, 03:24
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Elma Imager - Create Images and Animations from Rec and Lev
Replies: 12
Views: 5178

Re: Elma Imager - Create Images and Animations from Rec and Lev

It's a computer generated rec with altered physics. Rec here: https://elma.online/r/drnj90fzlp It's actually my AI showing off its pipe skills. (It's really hard to play with altered physics, much harder than it looks). Basically it just means you can use Elma Imager (somewhat) for modded recs. Cool
by tej
19 Jul 2020, 17:17
Forum: Polls
Topic: Are you smarter than average?
Replies: 25
Views: 10620

Re: Are you smarter than average?

kuchitsu wrote: 9 Jul 2020, 22:26 The result should be about 50/50.
This would be true if the question was "Are you smarter than the median?".

kucki not smarter than average, confirmed.
by tej
7 Jul 2020, 22:18
Forum: General
Topic: On the publicity of the physics engine
Replies: 7
Views: 3334

Re: On the publicity of the physics engine

Quite sick other-elma program. I like holding space to auto pipe.
by tej
26 Jun 2020, 15:51
Forum: General
Topic: Ancient Internals & Ancient LGR
Replies: 41
Views: 15130

Re: Ancient Internals & Ancient LGR

Levs from 90s have this authentic "EYAH i broke the level" feeling when you find a fast style / route because the levs are designed for safeplaying beginners. Doing shortcuts in modern overly designed levels doesn't give this authentic feeling at all. when i first found the the platform s...
by tej
20 Jun 2020, 15:38
Forum: Advertising
Topic: state-up (Upload state.dat to stats automatically)
Replies: 0
Views: 5096

state-up (Upload state.dat to stats automatically)

state-up Upload your state.dat automatically. Ensures that your state.dat has changed before it uploads. Can be triggered in any way you choose. All information on how to use and install is in the README ------------------------------ This is a simple script to upload your state.dat to stats automa...