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bob

oh yes it's true. go here and try these promising levs - else you will only be missing out; what do you have to lose. go here to download and see best times etc: http://www.geocities.com/mcleodelma/levs.htm my actual website: http://bobselma.cjb.net my email is bob_mcleod3@hotmail.com you can figure...

bob

evil is live spelt backwards

and guess w0t, bob is bob spelt backwards

bob

i use to run elma amle - internals where the flower and start position points were swapped - some of you may have remembered

anyway, monkey now runs it at his site:
http://www.geocities.com/hategreen/elmamle

bob

average male has 11 erections per day - 9 during sleep and 2 during day

bob

it is said that more then 10 spiders, in your whole life, will crawl down your mouth when you are sleeping.

average person has 17 dreams a night, but only remembers one or two.

bob

mick will never get there...
he doesnt play, and if he does, its only a selected few.

bob

:O im ganna dibby dob, he the brain behind the bombs aint he

bob

sounds itelligente harald

bob

ok i explain, about 14yrs ago, we lived a happy family life, until my father started drinking very often which made my mother, well not happy, so they had a 'break'. then one night when he was drunk, at about 3am, he rang our house and told my mother he was coming to see his kids. my mother then dro...

bob

:O nice signature you got there zworqy, makes me feel proud (edit0r champ)

bob

bob

'who is yo daddy and what does he do' is a famous arnold saying (kindergarden cop), but some people (in crazy quiz) seem to not know or are being smart asses; anyway who is yo daddy and what does he do?

i dont have a father.
he burnt my old house down ok.

bob

1. nike
2. 3 including you
3. 2
4. Sweden
5. of course (yes)

bob

you would be nutz to take the new position.
anyway, this stuff happens all the time.
dont see you making post on sadaam

bob

works fine for me

bob

safe to say that there hasn't been anything funny

bob

phew, thank god im kane and not bob

bob

leave his records, there is no proof

bob

we will never know if Z1 is hib ok, and i dont think it really matters. i think if others had the power hib does then alot, including myself, would use it to their advantage. look at what we have come to, arguing over whether or not if there is a cheating kuski in a 2D game. I really dont understand...

bob

i hate people who try to be cool i hate people who go along with other - mongo etc. im hating my computer and its lag noise im hating my team mates in warcraft3 for being so n00b i hate family arguments and yelling i hate girls...hmm maybe not i hate my parents and other parents for forcing their ch...

bob

u already are 2fat....this topic aint for you, you must be looking for 'If you would be a human, how mongo would you be?'

bob

a house dog
maybe coz mine gets so spoilt (?) it is sitting in my lap right now with its dog coat on, its a bit chilli after we shaved all her hair off yesterday.

and all it does is sleep

bob

not alot of people will agree with me (even myself), but i have though about being a school teacher, in younger schools. ive also recently started to think myself as a police officer, and i think that is where i might be heading if i dont do a computer course, which is my only hope in school my mum ...

bob

and what would the award be?
there is enough recognition (?) for kuskis
LOM
KOM
WCUPx winner
Special status on lauta

be happy

bob

old petsen

bob

Elma MotoBoots
Elma J0x Strap
Elma Condom
Signed Elma Porno Feat. McLeod & Jenna Jam
The 101 Bike
Giant Apple
Flower Belt
Moposite Password
and atleast an op at across

bob

i think SOMEONE wants to be nominated for doing 'good' in LOM, is that an achievement?

bob

hahaha you mean jelly's sister

bob

i say McLeod...he is such a talented kuski, and the girls love him.

bob

my ideas....

Bathroom
Aussie Outback
Steve Irwin
Life in NZ
Emoticons
Mountains
Autolevs
Elma Porn

bob

good topic, but seems people would rather make stupid little tips of days.

bob

i do not agree with it.... well i dont agree with these themes that seem to be gettin worse. Level of the Month should be a normal lev that is voted by the people, on lauta polls, just like kuski of the month. some of these winners of loms just make a lev and just decide to stick some theme in where...

bob

ok this one is slightly yuk..but here goes... the daughter asked her father if she could borrow his skateboard (hahaha) and the father said "i will let you borrow it when you suck my dick". the daughter refused, and kept asking for the rest of the day, until she finally decided to do it. W...

bob

here goes.... a son said to his father "dad, may you lend me $500 to buy a car" but the father replied "i will give you money when your penis can touch your ass". ten years later, the son asks again "dad, may you lend me $500 to buy a car" and again the father replied &...

bob

wohooo this pack r0x my j0x to my s0x

bob

hm, i just forgot the most forgotten kuski

bob

Random:
Linkin Park
Matchbox Twenty
Our Lady Peace
OLD Metallica
Papa Roach
AudioSlave
Tool / A Perfect Circle
Staind
System of a Down
Chilli Peppers
John Mayer
Ben Harper
Lifehouse
John Butler Trio
Foo Fighters
Evanessence
Hoobastank
Old 2Pac
Bone Thugs n Harmony

bob

finally! all the results up!
http://bobselma.cjb.net

(read news)

bob

i agree. the conversations about NZ verses AUS are just only jokes. we bag them of their sheep, they bag our kangas....actually i think everyone bags our kangas! :lol: even my 'arguments' with xpress is just me piss farting around. i know what ya mean jello, i would never let my friends (who very ra...

bob

there is nothing bad about kicking, although if you are having a conversation and then get kicked, its annoying to have to join again when they only reason that you have been kicked is of personal enjoyment, just like this topic. i was temp banned just to coz karlis wanted 'feedback'. sounds like so...

bob

banned for no reason
feels good
i think someone is bored ?
maybe karlis ?
ramsus sux ?
ops sux ?
*fart*

bob

fixed

bob

yes well ive been lazy again, but results now up. http://bobselma.cjb.net read the news there ok, you will be well informed. Ed05 is Enduro, which has been slightly modified by me, and you must redesign the lev with pic etc. (it CAN NOT look like the real Enduro!) ed05 will also be the last round, S...

bob

Yes, majority of Australians haven't been to another country, but they have most likely been interstate, usually to Queensland, Sydney, Adelaide and Perth. Going to Tasmania (the little small island at the bottom of AUS) is probably the closest the average aussie crosses an ocean. Also, most people ...

bob

maybe 165cm

bob

i tottally agree with magnus and karl
patients can be a skill to have, but i think that it would only make one's elma career fairly dull and boring.
Yes, kuskis such as Zweq are the perfect elma breed.

bob

yes those bloddy crappy eyes ya do shit me
they dont look very realistic

bob

it seems that u being in JAPS for so long that you have turned JAP

bob

you have point there. but a kuski with good TT and no WRs ,for example, John, means he is skilled in more stages thean the other player, for example, deadnite. John is able to do more kinds of skills. And it seems the deadnite, on the other hand, has shown that he has alot of patients and can hoyla ...

bob

I've always wondered who invented/started these things in elma/across:

- The Bounce
- Bug Bounce
- Sedge Grass in Externals
- Pipe Levs
- Auto Levs
- Invisible Polygons in Externals
- Tags
- First Team

...hmmm, probably a couple more that i forgotten. Does anyone else have anymore to add?

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