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by m0nkeii
1 Apr 2003, 10:31
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What if a siamesis twin get 1 pubic hair, wich one got it?
Replies: 29
Views: 5843

um...nobody gets it do they?

there is no way you can tell between nr1 and nr2 so the answer is whatever you want it to be

and btw, siamese twins are same gender
by m0nkeii
30 Mar 2003, 07:47
Forum: Advertising
Topic: new design for m0nkeii mania
Replies: 5
Views: 1713

new design for m0nkeii mania

i redesigned my site
check it out!
also, sign the guestbook

some comments and/or constructive criticism would be appreciated
by m0nkeii
28 Mar 2003, 10:17
Forum: General
Topic: i can't seem to copy some things that normal records do?
Replies: 8
Views: 2807

in warmup, you need to do an alovolt
the easiest way to do this is if you have the alovolt program but if you don't, press both the arrow keys at the same time
by m0nkeii
7 Mar 2003, 10:45
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Internal level designing Contest
Replies: 83
Views: 15629

if you want i can send you my state. if you use mine, you can play on all the levels
by m0nkeii
4 Mar 2003, 10:36
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of March 2003
Replies: 45
Views: 12839

go mick0r mouse!
he has sick0r wrs and other stuf
vote mick!!11!!
by m0nkeii
28 Feb 2003, 12:52
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What would u do,if u won 3 million dollars?
Replies: 39
Views: 6571

-buy a $1.5 million house
-buy a huge compy with everything imaginable
-get a phat car
-get a boat that i can live on on weekends
-buy a nice surfboard
-buy the elma forver cd :)

that leaves money to sit around and not work hard for a couple years
by m0nkeii
28 Feb 2003, 12:49
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What kind of girls do u like? :P
Replies: 76
Views: 15294

i like blondys
all my g/fs but one have been blonde so...
by m0nkeii
28 Feb 2003, 11:11
Forum: General
Topic: Who have you met in real life? Who have you talked on phone?
Replies: 786
Views: 287391

you have to visit me too
i like your hair :)
by m0nkeii
28 Feb 2003, 08:57
Forum: General
Topic: Elastomania Oscars
Replies: 245
Views: 64979

jonas is trying to impress mopogirl
Jonas wrote: Now I see why not many girls take part in this scene. Treat the girls with more respect boys, it will get you further.
also he went off at mick in some other topic and said he didn't deserve his wrs coz mick was paying out mopogirl

hehehehhee :mrhat:
by m0nkeii
25 Feb 2003, 08:37
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: America's Cup
Replies: 14
Views: 3172

are we talking about crosscountry skiing or running? coz both are like watching grass grow. except for the bits when everyone falls over actually, i run cross country races. quite fun and painful (my stupid age group only runs 3km so it's like *run fast oh damn my legs hurt oh well only 2km to go oh...
by m0nkeii
22 Feb 2003, 05:39
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1277
Views: 389201

i was being a n00b :) <m0n00b> how do i get a wr? <m0n00b> how do i make grass in the editor? <Nostrada> by askind dmd to take one for u <m0n00b> how do i merge some states? <m0n00b> what folder do i put levels in? <Nostrada> u can't make grass in editor, as elma is a non-narcotic game
by m0nkeii
20 Feb 2003, 00:54
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 272162

eat ice cream for breakfast. it gets you awake
by m0nkeii
16 Feb 2003, 12:04
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 272162

keep bungers well away from your ears
i can still hear the ringing...
by m0nkeii
16 Feb 2003, 11:58
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: America's Cup
Replies: 14
Views: 3172

it's named after a ship called 'the america' so --> the america's cup

aus was first non-usa ship to win. the us got so pissed off

good luck to the nz boat. having nzers on the other boat sux. importing sux
by m0nkeii
16 Feb 2003, 11:33
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Chain level (this is a new one)
Replies: 29
Views: 6686

oh ky jelly you idiot. you play elma too much ok? i don't want to hear your whinging so shut up hehe i'm just joking just listen to bartek, don't send it to moposite or anything if he asked you not to roni was giving support to bart, that's all, but she didn't have to be so full out woth it "th...
by m0nkeii
16 Feb 2003, 11:17
Forum: General
Topic: Elastomania Oscars
Replies: 245
Views: 64979

6 o'clock am in aust.
that's way too early. hmm maybe i can stay up 'til then.
and sunday is my sleepytime day. :(
stupid timezones
but anyway, i can ctach the reuslts later
by m0nkeii
15 Feb 2003, 15:16
Forum: General
Topic: Elastomania Oscars
Replies: 245
Views: 64979

pepsi-lemon: do you have any idea what you are talking about
#across never becomes full and if we are to have this presentation thing where else are we to do it?
you can always see results later
theres a 95% chance i'll be asleep while it's happening but i don't care
by m0nkeii
15 Feb 2003, 03:25
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tell youre real name & age here ! ok
Replies: 145
Views: 27305

Tom Loosli
14½
i quacks are ducklings i am a thbling
by m0nkeii
15 Feb 2003, 03:14
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2637336

congrats klud! you are teh besterest
by m0nkeii
15 Feb 2003, 02:56
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Iraq vs. USA
Replies: 135
Views: 27313

think about this japan and germany, devastated by the second world war, with suffering economy and a bleak future. america, rich and powerful, help them out of the gutter. look at them now. two world powers, both on the 'good' side. after the last war with iraq, usa should have helped iraq more than...
by m0nkeii
14 Feb 2003, 11:42
Forum: General
Topic: Elastomania Oscars
Replies: 245
Views: 64979

how many categories will there be?
just so we can get an idea about how detailed they are
by m0nkeii
13 Feb 2003, 08:17
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Australia beat England
Replies: 8
Views: 2555

Australia beat England

hahahahhahahahahahahah
australia beat england in soccer!
the score was 3-1 with goals by popovic, kewell and emerton (aus) and jeffers (eng)

the odds were something funny like 7:1 against aus
by m0nkeii
13 Feb 2003, 08:08
Forum: General
Topic: Deadelous = Nostrada & WR cheating by mrickx
Replies: 102
Views: 24541

i don't get it. wouldn't someone be able to see if the bike is moving 50% as fast as it should be? i think that is pretty damn obvious
and how could he be cheating without knowing it? i just don't get it
by m0nkeii
10 Feb 2003, 09:38
Forum: Feedback
Topic: WHERE is the w cup level?
Replies: 5
Views: 2411

abula and px aren't robots man :) (well i'm not completely sure about abula) and anyway if you went to #across (and don't give crap about not going there blah blah) you would see the topic says wc20 up laterzz you could also use common sense to see that you can't d/l it so it musn't be up yet and no...
by m0nkeii
5 Feb 2003, 23:17
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: our youth problem
Replies: 15
Views: 3808

australia isn't doing too well either
quite easy to get pot here. i could get it quite easily, but i don't and won't do it. so many ppl at school are on it. also this group of girls i know all use it like crazy. pretty crap :(
by m0nkeii
5 Feb 2003, 09:32
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Internal level designing Contest
Replies: 83
Views: 15629

can i be a judge? i'm too lazy to make a level :)
by m0nkeii
1 Feb 2003, 13:33
Forum: New versions
Topic: things for the editor in new version
Replies: 95
Views: 34463

i'm just thinking of the n00blevs
can you imagine all these levs with kabillions of polygons all the same shape?
would suck very much
by m0nkeii
1 Feb 2003, 13:25
Forum: General
Topic: Inactive kuskis
Replies: 41
Views: 9247

OMG!
someone stepped on him!
by m0nkeii
1 Feb 2003, 13:16
Forum: General
Topic: Inactive kuskis
Replies: 41
Views: 9247

stop posting unknown people. note abula only talked about well known people

on that note: what happened to marty and chrispy?
by m0nkeii
1 Feb 2003, 13:11
Forum: General
Topic: n00b section
Replies: 13
Views: 4586

i like to call myself a n00b though some people would say i'm not :)
by m0nkeii
1 Feb 2003, 13:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Are you agile?
Replies: 28
Views: 6822

do it in public. you look so funny
by m0nkeii
30 Jan 2003, 10:54
Forum: General
Topic: Recommend Elma Stuff Here
Replies: 7
Views: 3280

Recommend Elma Stuff Here

here you can post any elma related stuff that you recommend people should see, download or whatever things you could post: -lev packs -lgrs -sites -programs (elma related) note: don't post your own stuff just to advertise it and don't post non-elma stuff here my recommendations -the LOS levels. they...
by m0nkeii
30 Jan 2003, 10:46
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Are you agile?
Replies: 28
Views: 6822

i can do shit all of this stuff coz my muscles are always too tight

and agile isn't the word, i think flexible is better

but the thing where you touch your right ear with right arm around head is easy. looking down, your right arm goes counter-clockwise around your head
by m0nkeii
30 Jan 2003, 10:30
Forum: General
Topic: omg i just invented jubounce and ....
Replies: 27
Views: 6997

ju, can't you upload it or something?
by m0nkeii
30 Jan 2003, 10:28
Forum: General
Topic: About quitting..
Replies: 76
Views: 15731

sound resons i know of: -big exams coming up. study needed in all the spare time. then they just don't get back into it after 6 months or so -it does get boring, especially for the people who don't use mopolauta or irc. you can just decide that you would rather be watching tv or surfing or something...
by m0nkeii
29 Jan 2003, 10:06
Forum: General
Topic: Help0r needed
Replies: 11
Views: 3004

rectum raiders...:)

i'm joking ok
by m0nkeii
29 Jan 2003, 10:01
Forum: General
Topic: Best players come from Nordic countries
Replies: 13
Views: 3994

just look at the wcup country standings....finland ahead by a kabillion points
by m0nkeii
28 Jan 2003, 08:51
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: World Cup 4 #18 Times
Replies: 31
Views: 7241

i have 30,29
28 or 29 is easy as hell but 9 out of 10 times i get to the end i don't get through the two polygons properly and 0.5 of the remaining 1 i then screw it up at the very end
really pissing me off
btw. 200th post :)
by m0nkeii
28 Jan 2003, 08:36
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Army
Replies: 168
Views: 41532

i think i might join the army. in aust it's like a university. you can go there, and learn a trade while being in the army. like you could learn to be a carpenter and be paid while you work and learn how to be a carpenter. would be better than a normal uni i think. minimum age to join is like 1,5 ye...
by m0nkeii
26 Jan 2003, 11:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: mind trap discussions
Replies: 44
Views: 8532

i don't think it matters how low you juggle them. if you jump onto the scales, even from a low height it makes you weigh more than you really do. this means that falling makes something weigh more for a sec so if he juggled them he would still be over the limit even if only by a milligram. solution:...
by m0nkeii
26 Jan 2003, 10:59
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 272162

don't stay up all night. it screws you up for most of the week, seriously
by m0nkeii
26 Jan 2003, 10:53
Forum: New versions
Topic: Different bikes
Replies: 14
Views: 4532

when you do 'crete a new player' you should decide which character you have. it would be funny to have them as real life kuskis. like you have dmd wearing his army uniform :) and NJU for the girl character but they should NOT drive differently. just like choosing between the two bikes it is ok in an...
by m0nkeii
26 Jan 2003, 10:39
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2637336

totti: did you use the old wr style though?
i used the one where you go down the triangle twice
by m0nkeii
26 Jan 2003, 10:07
Forum: General
Topic: Lost Internals [1 year anniversary]
Replies: 7
Views: 2354

a whole year! that's craazeh!
i played them for fun but never hoyled or anything
what would the new levels- if any- be about?
by m0nkeii
25 Jan 2003, 13:51
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: I got 12.98 in Hooked!!!
Replies: 35
Views: 8572

i think i just phrased it crap i think it's 1.11a that i meant. i saw somewhere that you can't get bug times on it maybe i'm wrong :) 1. Laser [TTT] 12:89 2. Rigger [RDK] 12:93 3. Larsern [HAC] 12:95 4. Nilx 13:17 5. Mick [EM] 13:37 6. martin 13:71 7. Xupacabra [NIR] 13:89 8. DacBitch [WEB] 13:97* 9...
by m0nkeii
24 Jan 2003, 05:09
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Wcup4 #17 Time?
Replies: 30
Views: 6824

the hard bit is getting the apple and then geting onto the brick rectangle
i managed to figure out hoe to do it though. i like this lev

my time is 56:xx
by m0nkeii
24 Jan 2003, 03:14
Forum: General
Topic: How did you find Elma?
Replies: 27
Views: 4953

i first found the demo when it was on my friend's compy. he was watching tv and since he lives in an apartment and it gets pretty boring there so i went on his ompy and was playing all these dumb games he had. he came in and told me to open elma so i did. he played warmup and i lmao. i just couldn't...
by m0nkeii
22 Jan 2003, 23:21
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: I got 12.98 in Hooked!!!
Replies: 35
Views: 8572

you can get a patch from elastomania.com that disables you from getting bug times
by m0nkeii
22 Jan 2003, 06:56
Forum: General
Topic: Chain Level - Info / Uppdates / News / Misc
Replies: 252
Views: 50273

i will redo mine instead of ville j redoing his. i shouldn't have made mine so similar to vj's but i didn't mean to ok?
by m0nkeii
22 Jan 2003, 06:25
Forum: General
Topic: Hit your head and live to tell
Replies: 10
Views: 2780

when you press space, your head gets skinny and taller
you can use this to your advantage in he he when trying to miss those things
but it's also a nuisance when trying to turn when upside down when you're close to the grpund