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Ky.Jelly

tried that, didnt work, cheer though

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i normally connect stealth.net and sometimes the washington servers btw, anyone else connect to these having issues?

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meh i havent been able to get on ircnet for almost a week now, tried to connect some 20k + times,
anyone knows how a server i can connect to ?

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1. UT99, UT3
2. Elma
3. Guild Wars
4. Red Alert 2
5. CS:S

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http://www.last.fm/user/tree_leaf

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its not ass lube as it aint uses for a donkey, arse lube may be more appropriate, one day you may get the chance to sit around all night have keep playing around with your girlfreind, when that day comes no amount of natural bodily juices in the world will suffice, and you will beg for a tube of me ...

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well, 7 cars finished, bordais (sp) was 8th, but after barra...(sp) DQ only the first 6 drivers in teh classification finished the race, SB and KR both got points from pit lame

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its almost a formula 1 topic now :p f1 is totally a sport, its a true sport as well, how many other sports can you compete in that you risk your life every time you partake in it the only thing i enjoy watching more is motogp :P but thats a whole other topic :P i love ferrari's so i like the formula...

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I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time....

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There was this big football player in the bathroom taking a piss, when in walks this little short guy who stands beside him to piss. The big guy couldn't help but notice the enormous size of the little man's penis. He said to the little person, "I'm not gay or anything but how in the hell can a...

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Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there." That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, "I've never seen any...

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A middle aged man bought a brand new Holden Monaro. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 130kmph, and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. "This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there ...

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A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words, "Before you leave, I want you to hear how all this came about. Driving home along the h...

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As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination." Joe sitting in the e...

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Three couples are about to play golf: an Engish couple, an Irish couple and a Scottish couple. The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any kn...

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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup b...

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A man decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs, he falls over backwar...

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pretty sure ive posted this one before, but its still funny as fuck The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. "Grumpy, my son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?" Grumpy ...

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you t...

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cysbe where have you gone :**

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no you didnt and as soon as some admin grows some balls and bans you the fucking better

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yea, was good as :p

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ah kk, after doing some reading, (wiki is not always the best source) i concure with mr rune

its actually rather interesting, should check it out

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no but the olympics are every 4 years, there is no change in this, a leap year is every 4 years and this doesnt change either, thus the olympics will always be in a leap year

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its cool, means olympics are coming up, girls propose to there boyfreinds, that sorta stuff

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i concur with all the content in the last few posts

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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happen...

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No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. "Find a girl just like your mother - then, she's bound to like her!" So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl. He told his friendly adviser: "Jus...

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Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely. ...

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i have nothing positive to say

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lol at some of your desktops

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80G, working on crankin it up a bit, got some sweet tunes

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how the hell do you still get to post here.

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John wrote:maby should use some of ur daily spammingtime to hoyl

^^ hear hear :p

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sierra wrote: How likely is it that in just 5 minutes you can purchase some heroin you live in england, how likely is it that you find an attractive woman in 5 mins? if i were you id go for the heroin lol this is rather true, learn to quote though, i think i would just have an awesome cone, sit bac...

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A.K.B. wrote:I'll make sure never to go swimming in the ocean again.

Its not the ocean

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and some guy with an annoying kinda pink avatar :p

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lol, yea i had 5.45% of the total board posts for quite sometmie, gets a little boring trolling here though

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there should be a sports betting thread, give tips etc, Im gambling all the time would good to see what you pimps think as well

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we need more awesome threads like this one

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[02:14:02] <veezay> all we know is he's called the stig

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SveinR wrote:
Costyan_DRE wrote:could anyone post logs from ceremony
Logs and everything else will be up tomorrow.

it is tomorrow, come on SveinR we are all waiting ;**

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this is fucked

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dz wrote:
tijsjoris wrote:Stop mangoing. Really, what was the point of that?
Post count.

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damn, wish i had seen this thread a few days ago, lame list imo :p
in rainbows is the best on that list by a long way

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toothpicks are an awesome invention

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buy ut3, you wont have to spend money on any other games for years

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awesome topic

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lol smoking buds paranoia, fucking lame as, me and HaraldHasch smoked it up in central auckland when he was here :p

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take that extra day off to get better, long term, its worth it

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