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by jaytea
3 Jul 2009, 21:15
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!
Replies: 3490
Views: 754184

Re: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!

teajay wrote:he's having life.










just like you could've.. had
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by jaytea
2 Jul 2009, 16:42
Forum: General
Topic: moposite crew, dont do the following
Replies: 16
Views: 3417

Re: moposite crew, dont do the following

BUT ZWEQ, THIS LOOKS LIKE A LIST OF THINGS THAT THE MOPOSITE CREW should BE DOING
by jaytea
2 Jul 2009, 13:05
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!
Replies: 3490
Views: 754184

Re: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!

Squip wrote:Sick achievement John! Hats off! :D :D
holy shit it's squip. where are you buddy

why aren't you pwning battles anymore
by jaytea
2 Jul 2009, 03:46
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Wanted recs!!!
Replies: 1772
Views: 395240

Re: Wanted recs!!!

just played it a bit and beat them all, 18.13

edit: 18.05, ez 17 with better apple
by jaytea
29 Jun 2009, 14:53
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!
Replies: 3490
Views: 754184

Re: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!

john, sicko! i believe it was the eve of my birthday, mar16 2005, that t0r became the first person in the 36min club, a memorable day indeed for the elma scene. who thought it could get any better than that, and by a whole 60secs? you've definitely cemented your status as king of internals and, as w...
by jaytea
27 Jun 2009, 14:03
Forum: General
Topic: New styles? Hoylas please test them :)
Replies: 1058
Views: 246229

Re: New styles? Hoylas please test them :)

i wouldnt call that a style, it's just a variation of the standard start when you're lucky enough to get the right amount of rear before approaching the left loop. raven does that too when he can
by jaytea
20 Jun 2009, 13:36
Forum: New versions
Topic: EOL moderators
Replies: 50
Views: 15051

Re: EOL moderators

it's his program, he's entitled to any release date he wants.. the only problem is he keeps announcing them (anyone remember feb08?) so it's only natural people will nag him about it
by jaytea
19 Jun 2009, 15:06
Forum: New versions
Topic: new
Replies: 21
Views: 6094

Re: new

get a life
by jaytea
18 Jan 2009, 03:54
Forum: General
Topic: .
Replies: 56
Views: 12873

Re: List your belma morons, for the fun of it.

ok, just off the top of my head: Tm Lumen GRob Eddi nick-o-matic BoneLESS Smibu Ramone FinMan barryp Staar Deestent[DS] adi Cap Kingy Xiphias alvin Mawane roope Zweqº¿º talli tatujka ville_j Lukazz EngineMan Nekit Kopaka SirL.ofCumalot NopeX Luther totem Thunder BUILDER axxu Johnny Quantz Maximus...
by jaytea
18 Jan 2009, 03:34
Forum: General
Topic: #ballelma logs and possible battle stats
Replies: 56
Views: 18942

Re: #ballelma logs and possible battle stats

í'm first in the rankings for skill, how is that a weird result?
by jaytea
30 Dec 2008, 16:26
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4674
Views: 1142998

Re: Replays sharing

to tubby, with love
by jaytea
28 Dec 2008, 01:48
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Speed Demo's Run
Replies: 71
Views: 16087

Re: Speed Demo's Run

tried it casually and died on grav ride, really stupid inexcusable death but then again i suppose they'll all be like that. some of the long levels would be nerve racking.. and AH at the end? i'd like to see someone do this
by jaytea
24 Dec 2008, 19:08
Forum: General
Topic: Who invented the internals...
Replies: 15
Views: 3826

Re: Who invented the internals...

I INVENTED THE FUCKING INTERNALS

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
by jaytea
21 Dec 2008, 00:03
Forum: General
Topic: Golden Apple Awards 2008
Replies: 285
Views: 70481

Re: Golden Apple Awards 2008

0.01 improvement to an internal wr. duh.
by jaytea
5 Dec 2008, 04:18
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4674
Views: 1142998

Re: Replays sharing

for CMc, my greatest friend..

http://up.k10x.net/fxnlbhvkvtlii/recs.zip
by jaytea
4 Dec 2008, 16:47
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Most impsy WRs?
Replies: 92
Views: 19628

Re: Most impsy WRs?

western: Stop quoting people and editing what they say. If you quote someone, please leave their text unedited. Please. i fully agree with ramone here. editing people's original message just shows you have absolutely no respect for what they're trying to say and you probably think the world would b...
by jaytea
2 Dec 2008, 12:54
Forum: New versions
Topic: Unofficial patches
Replies: 174
Views: 123948

Re: Unofficial patches

come on xiphias, don't belittle Smibu's incredibly logical thinking
by jaytea
27 Nov 2008, 15:46
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Most impsy WRs?
Replies: 92
Views: 19628

Re: Most impsy WRs?

impsy wrs: freefall and preca
by jaytea
26 Nov 2008, 12:47
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Best Internal Total Times (under 40 minutes)
Replies: 784
Views: 317271

Re: Best Internal Total Times (under 40 minutes)

The Stig is most definitely luther. can't remember if he admitted this, i thought he had for some reason, either way it's quite obvious.. luther had bumpy wr before with some 36.mid
by jaytea
21 Nov 2008, 05:29
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2641956

Re: New internal times

tag: 21.06
by jaytea
16 Nov 2008, 15:15
Forum: General
Topic: Kuski search...
Replies: 48
Views: 11161

Re: Kuski search...

it wouldn't surprise me if there were someone as stupid as you who believed that

luther and bartek probably made this observation first hand.. the way i changed voice and accent on the phone when sierra and I called them must have been a clear indication that we were the same person
by jaytea
12 Nov 2008, 17:02
Forum: General
Topic: PS Master Racer II
Replies: 34
Views: 6780

Re: PS Master Racer II

Thank you for your post, BoneLESS, it was quite sober, but a bit late. We have already decided that joke is lasting for too long the number one rule of telling a joke is "make it funny" We've really used DarMoeD's saveload to cheat times in niN's contest. Actually the main purpose of doin...
by jaytea
11 Nov 2008, 14:09
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4674
Views: 1142998

Re: Replays sharing

more totally useless styles. maybe someone could figure out better way to use that hooked route? i cant about hooked route: few years ago King offered to ride to upper apple at 8-9 secs this style but darm said impsy . maybe you'll try? c'mon, i'm sure he thought about that and tried it. if he had ...
by jaytea
10 Nov 2008, 13:58
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 967661

Re: New WRs

hah zweq already has hooked
by jaytea
2 Nov 2008, 14:20
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Wanted recs!!!
Replies: 1772
Views: 395240

Re: Wanted recs!!!

hi crazy, nice to see you again

is it tap brake while wheel is on floor or just above (ie. in air)? my best is like 0.03 worse than Jarkko start, he uses strategic spacing to enter polygon at perfect angle

would be nice to see your rec of this, as well as that alternative end (is it faster?)
by jaytea
30 Oct 2008, 13:04
Forum: Advertising
Topic: MasterRacerII: Pair Play
Replies: 285
Views: 51040

Re: MasterRacerII: Pair Play

Memphis wrote:We can be best of buds again.
but now you need to make amends for this blatant act of plagiarism
by jaytea
22 Oct 2008, 01:31
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Who will be the 5th player under 37 mins?
Replies: 76
Views: 16766

Re: Who will be the 5th player under 37 mins?

well i wonder.. possibly the person closest who also happens to be hoyling a lot and making sick improvements lately? who wouldn't think so? you already have a recent thread dedicated to you raven.. you don't need another one! cmon you're better than this, this is something someone like axxu would d...
by jaytea
17 Oct 2008, 11:51
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Wanted recs!!!
Replies: 1772
Views: 395240

Re: Wanted recs!!!

You mean this? http://up.k10x.net/hcgzxjhkjgqkb/03style2.rec http://up.k10x.net/fqdmvfxiwvpoa/03style3.rec http://up.k10x.net/epurwuijljsti/03style4.rec Could have been easily under 17.90 similar but not exactly, Crazy alos into the compression (if i remember right) which lets him do 2 full rotatio...
by jaytea
17 Oct 2008, 11:43
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Wanted recs!!!
Replies: 1772
Views: 395240

Re: Wanted recs!!!

here's my 17.84, faster ending that John's even :o if you merge a bunch of these recs you'll see how ez 17.7x is
by jaytea
12 Sep 2008, 15:51
Forum: Advertising
Topic: an interesting interview about elma
Replies: 23
Views: 5535

Re: an interesting interview about elma

i tried to read this (god knows why) but it's so poorly written that i gave up almost immediately. learn fucking grammar
by jaytea
2 Sep 2008, 16:53
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 967661

Re: New WRs

nice wrs, grats for finally making it Raven

and jesus christ, freefall is impressive.. would have never expected such a time. utterly amazing. mr, can you share your exact tune you used if you know liek fps, vsync on/off?
by jaytea
22 Aug 2008, 14:28
Forum: Feedback
Topic: NEWS crew!
Replies: 121
Views: 55686

Re: NEWS crew!

you guys are easily entertained
by jaytea
29 Jul 2008, 07:28
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: do you have a höyled top-10?
Replies: 1192
Views: 317485

Re: do you have a höyled top-10?

how could you have hoyled it so hard and no 53.xx? i have a few recs from me and sierra that show 53.7x quite easily do-able. might be tricky to do all parts well, but you'd expect wr ride to at least have teh
by jaytea
27 Jul 2008, 09:05
Forum: Trash and testing
Topic: wtf
Replies: 4
Views: 1561

wtf

why can't i use [img] ?
by jaytea
18 Jul 2008, 06:11
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4674
Views: 1142998

Re: Replays sharing

looks acceptable, especially because it can be done faster with more normal looking style:
by jaytea
11 Jul 2008, 08:03
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Movies with twist endings
Replies: 39
Views: 5654

Re: Movies with twist endings

Vanilla sky, the Prestige, the Usual Suspects, Se7en, Matchstick Men, Hide and Seek come to mind
by jaytea
10 Jul 2008, 20:29
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 967661

Re: New WRs

well it's not hard to see that the speed is a little faster than normal (merge with normal rec)

i wonder if elmatim0r reports the true time of the rec, since a rec is simply a collection of moves, elmatim0r might ignore the part of the rec that controls speed? either way, it's clearly not legitimate
by jaytea
10 Jul 2008, 14:28
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 967661

Re: New WRs

Labs wrote:Here...
lol xiiter

is this how you did your HeHe ride too? :D
by jaytea
5 Jul 2008, 09:31
Forum: New versions
Topic: BELMA - Battle Elasto Mania
Replies: 954
Views: 328681

Re: BELMA - Battle Elasto Mania

knowing milagros, i highly doubt he created the server with usability in mind. not that it would need to be too much so, but it seems unlikely that he'd release something that's barely functional
by jaytea
1 Jul 2008, 22:16
Forum: General
Topic: TRICK?
Replies: 6
Views: 2858

Re: TRICK?

does anyone har my old collection of battle replays, lots of jt*.rec ? i had a lev with that trick there somewhere

would have to have levels too, and that would be a pain to collect if mixed with other levels. i guess if someone had a copy of the old rar/zip file that would be best
by jaytea
30 Jun 2008, 11:47
Forum: General
Topic: TRICK?
Replies: 6
Views: 2858

TRICK?

hey i'm trying to re-create this old trick, you ride with speed then turn very fast with some weird grip move.. who remembers this and has a level (or can create one with it)?
by jaytea
30 Jun 2008, 06:07
Forum: Advertising
Topic: New levels!
Replies: 49
Views: 10127

Re: New levels!

cue the violins!
by jaytea
19 Jun 2008, 19:17
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4674
Views: 1142998

Re: Replays sharing

been playing AH for like a week now so i'm max happy about this: 1.21.09
by jaytea
16 Jun 2008, 17:55
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 967661

Re: New WRs

hahaaha talli pwns
by jaytea
16 Jun 2008, 05:32
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2641956

Re: New internal times

Smibu wrote:17,83 on Twin Peaks!!!!
Didn't hoyl even 10min after opening elma!!
I got it with vsync off, I fixed today an annoying problem where elma ignored keypresses sometimes :)
nice timz, can we see rec?
by jaytea
9 Jun 2008, 19:31
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Wanted recs!!!
Replies: 1772
Views: 395240

Re: Wanted recs!!!

jealousy does not become you
by jaytea
7 Jun 2008, 18:00
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Wanted recs!!!
Replies: 1772
Views: 395240

Re: Wanted recs!!!

could you stop being a fucking idiot and just upload the god damn rec if you have it. otherwise stop wasting my time