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by Juski
27 May 2007, 19:06
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Scary pic ;O
Replies: 33
Views: 6754

i cant tell if ppl here are being serious? I think that the picture would have been scarier without the story, the story just made it so silly. the scary thing IS the story... pic would just have been another photoshopproject otherwise The story wasn't scary, it was silly, with the story the pictur...
by Juski
27 May 2007, 18:19
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Scary pic ;O
Replies: 33
Views: 6754

i cant tell if ppl here are being serious? I think that the picture would have been scarier without the story, the story just made it so silly.
by Juski
27 May 2007, 15:58
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The Photographing Game (warning: picture-extensive)
Replies: 141
Views: 27744

kopaka to slow (<what>:I ) http://up.k10x.net/sqwridmeeyroy/Photo-0274.jpg next i whane a picture of a mirror seen through a mirror, both mirros must be visible. (I mean like the edges of the mirror you see through must be visible so that you can see you are looking through a mirror.) Damez sach ugl...
by Juski
27 May 2007, 14:55
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The Photographing Game (warning: picture-extensive)
Replies: 141
Views: 27744

Image

Dame it was hard to find that banana.

Now you take a picture with two live animals.
by Juski
15 May 2007, 21:38
Forum: New versions
Topic: Belma site and statistics: ideas and suggestions needed
Replies: 189
Views: 66218

when the server saves every replay, is it possible to automatically upload the winner rec? because sometime it's slow, or someone forgets to upload (or i can't connect to the FTP for some reason... :/ ) It doesnt save every replay, just the stats about every ride. And make graphstats of how many % ...
by Juski
13 May 2007, 23:02
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who thinks that someone will get under 14 seconds on Warm Up
Replies: 137
Views: 62805

Zweq wrote:someone could hoyl some ez 13.98
Yes, 'someone'.
by Juski
13 May 2007, 22:37
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Level Review Topic
Replies: 452
Views: 205344

01war.lev it has about 0 tricks that can be done, very large and empty level. You should try making the levels contain more than just a speedloop and a big drop. I got 35.xx 2nd try. EDIT: Played the level some more and found the charm that is in every noob level =) it is enjoyable although the qual...
by Juski
9 May 2007, 14:33
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Updated!
Replies: 194
Views: 56244

zwor ;O you got some of that black spidey goo on you? ;o
by Juski
6 May 2007, 22:27
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: how big is your
Replies: 133
Views: 37197

My mp3 folder is 43GB
But there is 30.8GB of .avi's in there :/
by Juski
6 May 2007, 22:23
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Where do you runka the most?
Replies: 7
Views: 2543

ez more often in front of computer, but when in bed and half asleep and dreaming and you think the fantasy is for real, nothing beats that.
by Juski
5 May 2007, 15:52
Forum: General
Topic: Elma Done (fairly) Quick v2 help needed
Replies: 228
Views: 54784

Still it is a movie and i think it has to look professional then, so i say rather no zoom than ugly grass. But still doesn't matter too much.
by Juski
5 May 2007, 15:34
Forum: General
Topic: Elma Done (fairly) Quick v2 help needed
Replies: 228
Views: 54784

make mila do teh anyway, otherwise no zoom. It's a movie it has to look nice.
by Juski
3 May 2007, 13:27
Forum: General
Topic: The new patch is cheating....
Replies: 32
Views: 8932

why do you upload to elmasite? mongo waiting perioed before downloading....

and about the surviving, i would just assume you had too high speed to ever hit the wall. Dont play naab levels.
by Juski
25 Apr 2007, 13:36
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: who's the coolest super hero?
Replies: 15
Views: 4101

Lol Fag ez best superhero of all time o/
by Juski
25 Apr 2007, 13:34
Forum: New versions
Topic: BELMA - Battle Elasto Mania
Replies: 954
Views: 328162

320×240 ftw
by Juski
24 Apr 2007, 15:30
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The personal questions
Replies: 5463
Views: 820813

kopaka ez

what color are your bed sheets?
by Juski
22 Apr 2007, 14:49
Forum: Feedback
Topic: 98 users - 2 to go! (Over 1300 now!!)
Replies: 220
Views: 70055

once there was hysteria on irc and lauta links was posted all over, and then i was there and was in the record. But maybe this 159 is a fake recvord by some geek turning his servers at us.
by Juski
22 Apr 2007, 14:45
Forum: Advertising
Topic: up.k10x.net (yet another upload site)
Replies: 47
Views: 15644

maybe even allow you to choose upload time so that loosy balle levs or jappe2 animal porn pics don't stay up longer than nesicary ;o
by Juski
21 Apr 2007, 23:54
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The personal questions
Replies: 5463
Views: 820813

Re: Look there's a nigger!!!!

i use the word "nigger" quite freely thou, it wasnt considered bad in here in early 90's and now people are trying to make us feel bad about saying it. Don't confuse "nigger" with "negro". "Nigger" has always been a racist word. Depends on who/how/when/why yo...
by Juski
21 Apr 2007, 21:08
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Read Replay online
Replies: 78
Views: 32630

milagros wrote:
Juski wrote:although i don't expect or belive this to ever be done (by any other than balacz (in elma2))
i dont believe it will ever be spread:)
._.
by Juski
21 Apr 2007, 15:20
Forum: Feedback
Topic: 98 users - 2 to go! (Over 1300 now!!)
Replies: 220
Views: 70055

More likely massive advertisment for "most ppl ever online record" on #across and rest of irc. Because i was there \o/
by Juski
21 Apr 2007, 15:18
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Read Replay online
Replies: 78
Views: 32630

ofcourse it's possible to use some mathematical formula but I don't think anyone cares that much about elma. Would take some time to figure out. But I'm also just a n00b at this.. It might be a bit easier than I think it is. what you would have to do is to take the information you have in the previ...
by Juski
19 Apr 2007, 17:46
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2637338

that is true
by Juski
19 Apr 2007, 17:14
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2637338

-->15:22:08<-- <MK> enduro 57.xx -> 55.xx -->15:22:19<-- <MK> enigma 52.xx -> 50.xx -->15:46:55<-- <MK> upside 1.12.8 -> 1.12.2 -->16:01:12<-- <MK> quick round 54.80 -> 54.11 -->16:22:55<-- <MK> hiflyer 36.48 -> 36.44 -->17:01:46<-- <MK> bowling 1.34.xx -> 1.31.xx -->17:24:56<-- <MK> the steppes 15....
by Juski
18 Apr 2007, 07:35
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: blondes or brunettes
Replies: 31
Views: 6621

milagros wrote:what about ginger or black girls?
no sex symbols with those hair colours

(please don't correct me because i know i am wrong)
by Juski
18 Apr 2007, 07:33
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: stap preachingz!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 3975

i often defend big religons by claiming that if they belive in the true god then their religous text was written by people who didn't know all the facts. Like jesus was the son of god but god had choosen him to be just a normal man but the writers couldn't resist making whole buncha miracles up just...
by Juski
17 Apr 2007, 22:34
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: blondes or brunettes
Replies: 31
Views: 6621

Raven wrote:my gf is blonde so ez prefer teh :p
ez henpecked
by Juski
17 Apr 2007, 22:29
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: stap preachingz!!!
Replies: 16
Views: 3975

I think that ignorant people that refuses to understand WHY people think otherwise than themselves (not to mention any names, except for Igge and Henkjan(one of each side just to be fair)) should not be debating with other people about matters that are this sensitive to them with people that belive ...
by Juski
17 Apr 2007, 22:16
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: which came first
Replies: 21
Views: 4745

There has to be an egg to create the fist chicken, since chickens didn't pop out of thin air. That reasoning is faulty, because the eggs didn't either pop out of thin air. Your argument generally is that the first chicken must have come from a chicken egg. And the first chicken egg must have been l...
by Juski
15 Apr 2007, 10:07
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: which came first
Replies: 21
Views: 4745

or maybe neither exists ;o
by Juski
15 Apr 2007, 03:45
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Hottest Chicks Cup 2 (btw if u don't participate you're gay)
Replies: 90
Views: 22755

disaster cup i say
by Juski
14 Apr 2007, 21:24
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: blondes or brunettes
Replies: 31
Views: 6621

brunette je0
suprised to see that blondes are getting owned actually ;o
by Juski
12 Apr 2007, 18:10
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Replays sharing
Replies: 4674
Views: 1138341

Sla wrote:enigma shortcut without bugbounce, is this pasible?
http://up.k10x.net/qeobnbbuqgydp/pas.rec
yes possible without bugbounce, of course because like everyone uses normal bounce.
Probably possible without bounce also =)
by Juski
12 Apr 2007, 15:58
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Hottest Chicks Cup 2 (btw if u don't participate you're gay)
Replies: 90
Views: 22755

eva and teh carmen ;o~~
by Juski
11 Apr 2007, 17:41
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The personal questions
Replies: 5463
Views: 820813

~80kg

How many times have you thought about sex today?
by Juski
11 Apr 2007, 07:11
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Hottest Chicks Cup 2 (btw if u don't participate you're gay)
Replies: 90
Views: 22755

Hayden Panettiere or Elisha Cuthbert
Mila Kunis or Eva Longoria
Holly Valance or Tara Reid
Carmen Electra or Jennifer Aniston

All ez choices this round ;o
by Juski
10 Apr 2007, 15:29
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Hottest Chicks Cup 2 (btw if u don't participate you're gay)
Replies: 90
Views: 22755

Heidi Klum or Holly Valance (why did you give heidi so bad link? :/ ) Jessica Alba or Elisha Cuthbert Eva Longoria or Kaley Cuoco Tara Reid or Jennifer Love Hewitt Mila Kunis or Shannon Elizabeth Scarlett Johansson or Carmen Electra (OMG thank you for that pic!) Hayden Panettiere or Courtney Cox Je...
by Juski
9 Apr 2007, 21:22
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What's Your Vertical?
Replies: 15
Views: 2234

I that is so then akb got some helluva legs :o
or maybe it is me getting stale nowdays :/
by Juski
9 Apr 2007, 21:18
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The personal questions
Replies: 5463
Views: 820813

If i am out travelling and have something to do, then it is ez. But when im not at home and not having a life i sit here leik always :P

Would you be able to turn off your cellphone for a month?
by Juski
9 Apr 2007, 18:29
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Hottest Chicks Cup 2 (btw if u don't participate you're gay)
Replies: 90
Views: 22755

8-ball wrote:Holly Vallance or Anna Kournikova (Vallance not valance)

...Valance gives more google results :P
Yes my mistake, it is the naab at usemycomputer.com that fooled me :/
by Juski
9 Apr 2007, 17:58
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What's Your Vertical?
Replies: 15
Views: 2234

yes akb i didnt get what you said. and xiphias plz stfu, your whining like a girl. When you said vertical i thought just jump straight up, and like that i can ez get my feet more than 1m over the ground. But for the the real deal; i go out and ty teh soon. And when you say running start is it allowe...
by Juski
9 Apr 2007, 13:23
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Hottest Chicks Cup 2 (btw if u don't participate you're gay)
Replies: 90
Views: 22755

ROUND 1 OF 4: Holly Vallance or Anna Kournikova (Vallance not valance) (no really, it is Valance) Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron Eva Longoria or Fergie Tara Reid or Jaime Pressly Shannon Elizabeth or Shakira Amanda Peet or Mila Kunis Beyonce Knowles or Heidi Klum Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johansso...
by Juski
9 Apr 2007, 12:44
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: What's Your Vertical?
Replies: 15
Views: 2234

leik 6 years ago i did ez jump 1m vertical with no running start.
now that i am like 50cm taller i maybe can do more?
Btw shouldnt this be in the IRL höyling topic?
by Juski
7 Apr 2007, 23:37
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2637338

Hang tight:

25:42 -> 25:41

;o~

EDIT: 25:34
by Juski
7 Apr 2007, 21:53
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: share with you a famous Hong Kong video clip "Bus Uncle
Replies: 7
Views: 2231

I would have tried to apologise in the beginning rather quickly just to end it, but if he had continued i would sooner or later have punched him in the face :/
by Juski
6 Apr 2007, 11:18
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: what could you live without
Replies: 33
Views: 6112

ez legs, they are just in the way :P can still climb trees ez without legs, that would be my new hobby <3
by Juski
6 Apr 2007, 11:02
Forum: New versions
Topic: some ideas for elma 2
Replies: 183
Views: 54668

wtf? haven't you thought of a solution to this yet naabs? If you haven't noticed there is an up arrow on your keyboard also (i assume). If you want to start with brake just hold down brake then press the up arrow once and enter! I do this by reflex max fast all teh time :/
by Juski
28 Mar 2007, 15:11
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New internal times
Replies: 14968
Views: 2637338

wiElOryB wrote:As if anyone cares...
some do care
by Juski
24 Mar 2007, 19:35
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Wanted recs!!!
Replies: 1772
Views: 394749

so did tijs
by Juski
24 Mar 2007, 18:32
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Wanted recs!!!
Replies: 1772
Views: 394749

welle wrote:i was surprised when i made this:

http://mxb.dk/upload/wbalance.rec
http://mxb.dk/upload/m0Pipe29.lev
first of all this should go in Replays Sharing topic, second of all, there isn't such a big deal when the wheel touched two vertexes