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- 24 Jul 2019, 03:36
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
- Replies: 69
- Views: 31947
Re: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
"Female psychology is fucked up." Thinking this way is probably partly due to you over generalising how women feel when it comes to men. There's an old stereotype that it's impossible to understand how women work, and it's not because women are mysterious or confusing, but rather because ...
- 23 Jul 2019, 05:05
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
- Replies: 69
- Views: 31947
Re: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
In the very next line you prove it yourself anyway.
"Female psychology is fucked up. Confessing shows you have a weakness. Women don't like weak men."
Three over-generalisations in 16 words - and each of them completely incorrect.
"Female psychology is fucked up. Confessing shows you have a weakness. Women don't like weak men."
Three over-generalisations in 16 words - and each of them completely incorrect.
- 22 Jul 2019, 17:01
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
- Replies: 69
- Views: 31947
Re: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
Simple lesson about milagros: If it's something he has no idea about, he'll try to give advice / weigh in. If it's something he knows about, he won't give advice, he'll just write about his own accomplishments there. Knowing this makes it very easy to realise when to ignore him; which is vital for r...
- 22 Jul 2019, 16:58
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: Replays sharing
- Replies: 4674
- Views: 1178769
Re: Replays sharing
Pretty tight haircut stylefinding.
I'm curious on the logic behind the reward function. In - for example the haircut rec - surely by default the closest rewardable object is the flower. Is there some caveat that flower is unrewarding until all apples given?
I'm curious on the logic behind the reward function. In - for example the haircut rec - surely by default the closest rewardable object is the flower. Is there some caveat that flower is unrewarding until all apples given?
- 23 Jun 2019, 13:52
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Is drug addiction a disease?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 8105
Re: Is drug addiction a disease?
disease /dɪˈziːz/- noun a disorder of structure or function in a human, animal, or plant, especially one that produces specific symptoms or that affects a specific location and is not simply a direct result of physical injury. Based purely on definition, addiction is a disease. Without addiction, yo...
- 18 Jun 2019, 13:01
- Forum: Documentary project
- Topic: What makes elma special?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 9689
Re: What makes elma special?
As bizarre as it seems, the physics engine is totally magic and rewarding to master.
- 24 May 2019, 05:33
- Forum: General
- Topic: Why is berh not banned?
- Replies: 25
- Views: 9555
Re: Why is berh not banned?
Seeing as I can now finally read terb0's actual words, I'd like to note that everything I said still applies x)
- 22 May 2019, 19:41
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: personal hygiene question and thoughts
- Replies: 17
- Views: 6553
Re: personal hygiene question and thoughts
This was one of my favourite history threads on lauta.
- 10 May 2019, 08:07
- Forum: General
- Topic: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!
- Replies: 167
- Views: 102356
Re: FEM2019: approximately 10.-17.7.! Please vote for exact dates
As I am prepared to call out shitty behavior, I also want to applaud the changed approach Ramone shows above. I think we all want FEM to be a cornerstone event for whole community, and as tough as these discussions are, they do need to be had for a better community going forward.
- 9 May 2019, 14:07
- Forum: General
- Topic: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!
- Replies: 167
- Views: 102356
Re: FEM2019: approximately 10.-17.7.! Please vote for exact dates
You're right that there are non-childish reasons to want to avoid being around people you have issues with. Perhaps I over-generalised in my previous post. I appreciate the thoughtful post nick-o-matic; however: Wtf Idiot beeh!? Why in the fuck do you even ask? G T F O ! Probably should not go. Even...
- 9 May 2019, 07:43
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
- Replies: 69
- Views: 31947
Re: Did you ever have one or more crushes? If so, how have things turned out with them?
Had multiple at once on one occasion, was dumb. Real crush = eyes for noone else.
- 9 May 2019, 07:38
- Forum: General
- Topic: FEM2019: 11.-18.7.!
- Replies: 167
- Views: 102356
Re: FEM2019: approximately 10.-17.7.! Please vote for exact dates
Obviously I'm not going FEM nor do I have any part in planning. Nonetheless I'm opinionated and quite loud c: I think that refusing to come because of presence of some other is mindblowing levels of childish. It's an adults only event (many alcohols etc there) and therefore children shouldn't be the...
- 8 May 2019, 07:31
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: Replays sharing
- Replies: 4674
- Views: 1178769
Re: Replays sharing
08 end looks miracle that it works
nice styles, nice WRs!
nice styles, nice WRs!
- 30 Apr 2019, 19:01
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: elmaonline-site releases
- Replies: 69
- Views: 35414
Re: elmaonline-site releases
My above reported issue seems to be fixed when I try now. Interesting. Everything working as intended now. I'll check back a few times later on and see if I can replicate the behaviour. I'm no expert with js, but I've seen some similarly funky shit happening in the past with things sometimes working...
- 25 Apr 2019, 09:08
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: elmaonline-site releases
- Replies: 69
- Views: 35414
Re: elmaonline-site releases
Seems like the scripts on the rec-player individual page ( https://elma.online/r/o86ola1s0z ) aren't loading for me at all. The player loads but no rec loads into it, and the "other replays for this level" never populates or finishes loading. The rec player on a battle page loads fine. Usi...
- 17 Feb 2019, 15:29
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: New internal times
- Replies: 14968
- Views: 2680238
Re: New internal times
New Wave: 1:28:84 (1:31:77)
Soon 38
Soon 38
- 16 Feb 2019, 03:19
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!
- Replies: 3490
- Views: 769857
Re: Announce here when you´ve broken a minute limit in tt!!!!
Congrats Kopa.
With any luck, it won't even be your SECOND to last minute break
With any luck, it won't even be your SECOND to last minute break
- 11 Feb 2019, 14:43
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: New internal times
- Replies: 14968
- Views: 2680238
Re: New internal times
14. Loop-de-loop: 18:24 -> 18:04
24. Ramp Frenzy: 55.61 -> 53.43
Might spend a bit more time on loop and get 17 just because second break.
24. Ramp Frenzy: 55.61 -> 53.43
Might spend a bit more time on loop and get 17 just because second break.
- 3 Feb 2019, 03:39
- Forum: Feedback
- Topic: Is px dead? The WR-update that never came
- Replies: 125
- Views: 55149
Re: Is px dead? The WR-update that never came
Only conclusion is px is dead.
- 1 Feb 2019, 16:56
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: Target List Personal Stats
- Replies: 1281
- Views: 327892
Re: Target List Personal Stats
3 Legendary 12 World Class 34 Pro 5 Good Turnaround: Pro -> WC Labyrinth: Pro -> WC Framework: Pro -> WC Tag: Pro -> Legendary Sink: Pro -> Legendary 4 Legendary 17 World Class 28 Pro 5 Good Enigma: Pro -> Legendary Loop-de-loop: Pro -> World Class Ramp Frenzy: Pro -> World Class New Wave: Pro -> W...
- 1 Feb 2019, 16:55
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: New internal times
- Replies: 14968
- Views: 2680238
Re: New internal times
47. Enigma: 21:03 -> 19:50 Legitimately eyes watered when this run happened because just such massive change for me to actually make good times. Spent 14 years playing like a shitter and now I'm all of a sudden capable of putting decent times? A bit bittersweet because osv feels great to make these ...
- 27 Jan 2019, 01:31
- Forum: Feedback
- Topic: Errors, bugs, mistakes
- Replies: 607
- Views: 238864
Re: Errors, bugs, mistakes
Noticed bug: WR table seems to be stuck for a few months?! Many new WRs made and can't see on table.
- 23 Jan 2019, 13:22
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: New internal times
- Replies: 14968
- Views: 2680238
- 23 Jan 2019, 05:30
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Pictures of kuskis
- Replies: 279
- Views: 117775
Re: Pictures of kuskis
Many good looking elmans in this thread imo
- 11 Jan 2019, 13:32
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: New internal times
- Replies: 14968
- Views: 2680238
Re: New internal times
08. Tag: 21.79 -> 21.15 Might play more who knows. Time doesn't feel good yet. E: 21.02, probably will get 20 and then move on. E2: 20.89 good time, will move on. ----- 45. Sink: 33:12 -> 32:88 Needs more hoyla. This is oke time, but really want 32.7x and 32.6x would be mega nice for legendary
- 11 Jan 2019, 08:51
- Forum: General
- Topic: Golden Apple Awards 2018 - Winners announced
- Replies: 70
- Views: 55555
Re: Golden Apple Awards 2018 - Nominee selection by the jury (20/01/2019)
Atm you can assume we will follow the same sharing format as 2017 (top-5 full points revealed) unless there's a huge call for a shift in approach in the community. We haven't discussed this in any great detail, but the response to top-5 was quite good last year. In the past, there has been suggestio...
- 8 Jan 2019, 20:45
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: PlayStation Topic
- Replies: 272
- Views: 122181
Re: PlayStation Topic
#1 (PS3) : Assassin's Creed II, January 22nd 2010 #2 (PS3) : Borderlands, October 9th 2010 #3 (PS3) : Modern Warfare 2, December 2nd 2010 #4 (PS3) : Dante's Inferno, December 7th 2010 #5 (PS3) : The Sly Trilogy ( Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus ), December 28th 2010 #6 (PS3) : The Sly Trilogy ...
- 8 Jan 2019, 13:06
- Forum: Trash and testing
- Topic: hi
- Replies: 32
- Views: 15881
- 8 Jan 2019, 13:02
- Forum: Trash and testing
- Topic: hi
- Replies: 32
- Views: 15881
- 8 Jan 2019, 04:59
- Forum: Trash and testing
- Topic: hi
- Replies: 32
- Views: 15881
Re: hi
this topic is a spam.
- 8 Jan 2019, 04:59
- Forum: Feedback
- Topic: Nick and team changes
- Replies: 570
- Views: 239524
Re: Nick and team changes
He is Mrrrr here still because hasn't had nick change, but he is "Savvy" in EOL and Discord.
- 6 Jan 2019, 05:07
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: The personal questions
- Replies: 5463
- Views: 843113
Re: The personal questions
Seems like quite ineffective thing. Surely it's hard to stick unless you licky-lick-lick the first one, and then afterwards ez to stick but do you do this strategy repeatedly in bathroom? As soon as you have any movement, then your makeshift sound barrier gets carried away :x No I do not do this str...
- 2 Jan 2019, 09:00
- Forum: Feedback
- Topic: Is px dead? The WR-update that never came
- Replies: 125
- Views: 55149
Re: Is px dead? The WR-update that never came
Hi Mr. WR table updater man can we please have new years gift?
- 31 Dec 2018, 04:01
- Forum: Advertising
- Topic: ChainPi4
- Replies: 82
- Views: 39300
Re: ChainPi4
Agree with this decision.
Re: rip Devin
I really have no words how to to talk about this.
- 28 Dec 2018, 16:23
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: how many internals do u have over a minute
- Replies: 205
- Views: 90265
- 28 Dec 2018, 16:20
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: Target List Personal Stats
- Replies: 1281
- Views: 327892
- 28 Dec 2018, 16:18
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: New internal times
- Replies: 14968
- Views: 2680238
Re: New internal times
19. Turnaround 00:39:68 -> 00:38:26
17. Labyrinth 00:56:83 -> 55:39
41. Framework 00:40:18 -> 00:39:32
17. Labyrinth 00:56:83 -> 55:39
41. Framework 00:40:18 -> 00:39:32
- 24 Dec 2018, 11:08
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: New internal times
- Replies: 14968
- Views: 2680238
- 22 Dec 2018, 18:31
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: Target List Personal Stats
- Replies: 1281
- Views: 327892
Re: Target List Personal Stats
1 legendary time
9 world class times
39 professional times
5 good times
Tunnel Terror: Pro -> WC
9 world class times
39 professional times
5 good times
Tunnel Terror: Pro -> WC
- 22 Dec 2018, 18:30
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: New internal times
- Replies: 14968
- Views: 2680238
Re: New internal times
9. Tunnel Terror 01:01:53 -> 00:59:26
- 22 Dec 2018, 04:01
- Forum: General
- Topic: Golden Apple Awards 2018 - Winners announced
- Replies: 70
- Views: 55555
Re: Golden Apple Awards 2018 - community suggestions (06/01/2019)
Designer Savvy Henkka danitah Jappe2 Error tej Battler jblaze Mielz Zero Blaztek AndrY Mira anpdad Externalist John FinMan adi Breakthrough Somehow this category is both mega hard and also feels like many players got a ton better this year. Battle replay Only have one of my own to suggest, all my o...
- 20 Dec 2018, 06:09
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Why alt-tab
- Replies: 18
- Views: 6297
Re: Why alt-tab
I had windows key disabled for a while because it was one-click insta fuck-you in games if you hit it by accident. Alt-tab useful then.
- 19 Dec 2018, 16:02
- Forum: Replays and times
- Topic: New internal times
- Replies: 14968
- Views: 2680238
Re: New internal times
23. Quick Round: 40:43 -> 39:26
Will hoyl more, just playing some 30 mins at a time.
Will hoyl more, just playing some 30 mins at a time.
- 13 Dec 2018, 03:51
- Forum: General
- Topic: elmaonline.net in 2019
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2741
Re: elmaonline.net in 2019
Early last year, I experienced the joys of converting from PHP 5.5 to 7.0 at the same time as a server move for Cyberscore. It was a nightmare and I feel your pain. If you're interested, I'm prepared to have a look at the codebase and see if any of the bigger issues that I faced can be rectified qui...
- 9 Dec 2018, 00:43
- Forum: General
- Topic: berhabdul's speech at Polish Elma Meeting
- Replies: 26
- Views: 10634
Re: berhabdul's speech at Polish Elma Meeting
I'm in a bit of a rush as I have a performance to get to shortly, but I just watched this and have some few words about this. I'll write more later when I have more time. I think this is a nice gesture and definitely seems quite genuine to me; and I fully understand your feelings. It's quite a stran...
- 7 Dec 2018, 20:37
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: PlayStation Topic
- Replies: 272
- Views: 122181
Re: PlayStation Topic
#1 (PS3) : Assassin's Creed II, January 22nd 2010 #2 (PS3) : Borderlands, October 9th 2010 #3 (PS3) : Modern Warfare 2, December 2nd 2010 #4 (PS3) : Dante's Inferno, December 7th 2010 #5 (PS3) : The Sly Trilogy ( Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus ), December 28th 2010 #6 (PS3) : The Sly Trilogy ...
- 6 Dec 2018, 17:47
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: How many countries have YOU been in?
- Replies: 400
- Views: 176046
Re: How many countries have YOU been in?
Ye it can be funny how often mans honk in these places. They use it more as a "hi I here don't hit me" than an abrupt signal to grab attention
- 5 Dec 2018, 16:30
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: How many countries have YOU been in?
- Replies: 400
- Views: 176046
Re: How many countries have YOU been in?
Glad you enjoyed bali. Sorry on behalf of Aus for the huge proportion of annoying tourists from here. Driving on left side of road is norm for a lot of places (eg. a large chunk of asia), so there's nothing unsafe about it. Feels wrong for me to drive on right side of road :) The rest of the driving...
- 30 Nov 2018, 04:17
- Forum: General
- Topic: Idea: Secret Santa in EOL
- Replies: 11
- Views: 3057
Re: Idea: Secret Santa in EOL
Why not host some event close to christmas for this? Get list of people interested, organise level-making in the next 3-4 weeks and then have Secret Santa battle-cup. That way people are interested in playin lev too.