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by Ky.Jelly
2 Dec 2006, 07:19
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 272508

maccas is not healthy no matter how many pamplets they print about the good things
by Ky.Jelly
1 Dec 2006, 00:26
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 272508

even if you dont take anything from your flatmates fridge you will get the blame, might as well just take it yea
by Ky.Jelly
28 Nov 2006, 17:04
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 272508

run, even if you are fat and lazy, run, it may hurt, it may suck, but i garantee, 10 mins after you finish running you feel 10x better than you have for ages, and keep running, no one likes a mr fatty
by Ky.Jelly
28 Nov 2006, 17:01
Forum: Feedback
Topic: New status for X
Replies: 1032
Views: 297309

hey congrats leeland, nice tt :p, ez first kiwi under 40

abula, can you please take teh Flood part out of teh status :P
by Ky.Jelly
26 Nov 2006, 20:43
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Books
Replies: 8
Views: 2501

I read about a book a week so its kind of hard to decide which i would like to review first, but one that I really enjoyed and related to in a big was was a book by Sean Thomas called "Millions of Women are Waiting to Meet You". First and foremost, when you pick up this book most will see ...
by Ky.Jelly
26 Nov 2006, 20:27
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Books
Replies: 8
Views: 2501

Books

Ok, so this is meant to be like a review/recommend a book thread, please dont fill up the thread with, "OMFG i read that book its rocks the big 111" and shit like that. If you have read a great/good book and you think it may be of value to people in this scene to read such then by all mean...
by Ky.Jelly
26 Nov 2006, 20:01
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of October 2006
Replies: 41
Views: 14575

skint0r, love you,

worthy note, i pwned tj in lauta till he post whored and i lost interest thanks to shit threads and well, i stopped just posting shit, but wd tj, id vote you or marrku if skint0r wasnt in teh
by Ky.Jelly
4 Sep 2006, 21:28
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 969823

heah, wd zweq on breaking one of the oldest, and coolest wr's out there, as much as i am dissapointed that tomas doesnt own the anymore, elma is all about improving, and i look forward to his response no matter what it is. its nice to see a few wr's flowing after a bit of quiet time i guess, wd to t...
by Ky.Jelly
4 Sep 2006, 21:25
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Master Cup 2 Times
Replies: 278
Views: 90539

thana, i was actually hoping seirra would post some bulle as you did, at least my sentence was audible without getting stuck of wether to take a breathe or not :P
by Ky.Jelly
4 Sep 2006, 21:23
Forum: General
Topic: Who have you met in real life? Who have you talked on phone?
Replies: 786
Views: 289578

o and i hold the record, for longest distance travelled to meet a kuski, and longest time lived with kuski that is not a family member or was irl friend :P
by Ky.Jelly
31 Aug 2006, 13:40
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Master Cup 2 Times
Replies: 278
Views: 90539

sierra wrote:More obnoxiously misguided pride and trash talk from chronic ability-overestimators, please. It's entertaining.
if your going to try and use big arse words, use them correctly and use punctuation, it makes you no better than those your are trying to have a go at
by Ky.Jelly
10 Aug 2006, 13:40
Forum: General
Topic: Who have you met in real life? Who have you talked on phone?
Replies: 786
Views: 289578

met IRL (Luther, Bartek, Ramone, Krus, Bullen, xtc, Harald Hasch, The Jackal)

phone (Luther, Ramone)

txt (Kopaka, Luther, Karlis)
by Ky.Jelly
10 Aug 2006, 13:31
Forum: Polls
Topic: Do you want Elma 2?
Replies: 48
Views: 21482

few years, 99% of decent games have an update at least every 2-3 years, it would be nice to have elma2, as ive got rather bored of the old one
by Ky.Jelly
9 Aug 2006, 16:23
Forum: General
Topic: The Quitting Topic !
Replies: 693
Views: 224087

Juble wrote:ye..... cya if anyone cares. I'm done.

maybe come back if elma2 ever arrives.
you are nat allowed to post in here like that without my permission either, your arse better be on #battle or #across some days soon or i will fuck rage

damn even mcleod hangs teh sometiems :p
by Ky.Jelly
2 Aug 2006, 14:42
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Paprika IRC page
Replies: 41
Views: 35845

here we go :p <user nick="KyJelly" alias="kyfruIT martin_ kYjELLYv2 KyZzZzZzZ KyJelly- kYjELLY-- ky2tehmax _kYjELLY KYwork kYjELLY_t kYjELLY_ kYSUNBURN kYlube kYf1 KyJelly^ kYishere kyshower kYsmELLY KyJellyv1 kYjELY KyJelly^^ kYsheepsx kYj KyYelly KYbrb yfKyJelly KyLOVE kysoccer Ky__...
by Ky.Jelly
2 Aug 2006, 14:28
Forum: General
Topic: The Quitting Topic !
Replies: 693
Views: 224087

no jw no no no no no, i will not allow it, get your arse back here now!!!
by Ky.Jelly
19 Jul 2006, 11:34
Forum: General
Topic: The "What about.." topic
Replies: 77
Views: 22226

nat in melbourne, i got pwned for cash and stuck here, i been looking for you last few days juble, finally back on irc, catch you soonz0r
by Ky.Jelly
17 Jul 2006, 04:14
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Trip to scandinavia
Replies: 35
Views: 8646

watch out for barteks bear hugs okiz :p
by Ky.Jelly
17 Jul 2006, 04:12
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Thanks Abula
Replies: 33
Views: 13543

to bad no one actually cares if you quit or not
by Ky.Jelly
10 Jul 2006, 12:23
Forum: General
Topic: Who do you hate?
Replies: 8
Views: 2986

how the fuck is this elma related
by Ky.Jelly
6 Jul 2006, 04:44
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of May 2006
Replies: 47
Views: 17307

yea +rep to abula, write your fucking interviews or i reckons take the honour away, maybe i should write one and then ill get KoM
by Ky.Jelly
6 Jul 2006, 02:34
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Image Counting Game Thingy.... <image intensive>
Replies: 542
Views: 128526

Image
by Ky.Jelly
6 Jul 2006, 02:31
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104377

Two guys are pushing their shopping trolleys around a store when they collide. The first guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going". The second guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm lookin...
by Ky.Jelly
6 Jul 2006, 02:30
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104377

A hillbilly farmer who wants a divorce pays a visit to the lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of those day-vorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres." The lawyer s...
by Ky.Jelly
6 Jul 2006, 02:25
Forum: General
Topic: Golden Apple Awards 2005
Replies: 199
Views: 83945

i quit elma scene kinda cause i nat get nominated, not sure i deserve it either though, maybe that is hint to nominate me next time yea :P
by Ky.Jelly
6 Jul 2006, 02:23
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Football World Cup 2006
Replies: 200
Views: 34813

zizou you are fucking brilliant, i have watched almost every minute of the games so far, and atm he is player of the tourny for sure,
i was so nervous he was going to get a yellow card and have to miss the final
by Ky.Jelly
1 May 2006, 22:40
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: The King of Sweden 60 years today!!
Replies: 12
Views: 2828

nat me
by Ky.Jelly
26 Apr 2006, 21:28
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104377

.. anothr repost
by Ky.Jelly
26 Apr 2006, 21:27
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104377

shit
by Ky.Jelly
26 Apr 2006, 21:26
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104377

ouch
by Ky.Jelly
26 Apr 2006, 21:26
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104377

damn repost :(
by Ky.Jelly
26 Apr 2006, 21:25
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104377

man i screwd up big time this time
by Ky.Jelly
26 Apr 2006, 21:25
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104377

jokes on me this time :(
by Ky.Jelly
26 Apr 2006, 21:23
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104377

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "PINCH M...
by Ky.Jelly
26 Apr 2006, 21:23
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104377

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?" The bartender immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky v...
by Ky.Jelly
26 Apr 2006, 21:22
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Humour of the Day
Replies: 510
Views: 104377

After a woman gives birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside. "I have something I must tell you about your baby." "What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked. "Your baby is a hermaphrodite." "What's that?" "It means your baby has both male...
by Ky.Jelly
17 Apr 2006, 23:54
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Puzzling Journey
Replies: 21
Views: 4886

woah only 21 people have finished, thats fucking max
by Ky.Jelly
12 Apr 2006, 07:50
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Who is gonna be the first kuski father??
Replies: 11
Views: 3068

Jake wrote:rawl maybe :o heah and maybe jeppe is father already you never know :wink:
o yea, so britany spears is pregnant again after all :*
by Ky.Jelly
12 Apr 2006, 07:49
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 969823

there is a section of moposite there to help you get on irc, use that
by Ky.Jelly
11 Apr 2006, 23:02
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 969823

A.K.B. wrote:1. Mick is never on MSN, unless he changed addresses from mick0r@hotmail.com
LMAO, ye mick has never used that address, lmao, hes always online
by Ky.Jelly
11 Apr 2006, 22:50
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Who is gonna be the first kuski father??
Replies: 11
Views: 3068

ez ramone :*
by Ky.Jelly
10 Apr 2006, 23:05
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 969823

A.K.B. wrote: Too bad Mick0r won't be back. Saddens me, but, I guess he has a life somewhere.... stupid life.... :evil:
mick0rs around, talk to him on msn most days, he plays a bit, just doesnt have time for wr hoyl, he did set some skint records but o yea that right, you got banned from there :p
by Ky.Jelly
8 Apr 2006, 02:53
Forum: General
Topic: The effects of iTunes on elma
Replies: 32
Views: 7310

i sometimes masturbate whilst i play skint0rs levels, not only does it make elma playing more fun, but i can pwn you all one handed :P
i have itunes playing my tunes, the only thing it does is lag my pc whilst it changes songs
by Ky.Jelly
3 Apr 2006, 21:47
Forum: General
Topic: Who have you met in real life? Who have you talked on phone?
Replies: 786
Views: 289578

harald hascsh or wtf you spell, got stoned with him :P
by Ky.Jelly
2 Apr 2006, 01:31
Forum: General
Topic: Abula's elma tattoo!
Replies: 29
Views: 6967

prolly april fools ftw, but if nat, fucking awesome
by Ky.Jelly
28 Mar 2006, 22:09
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Tip of the Day
Replies: 1403
Views: 272508

always jump twice in the morning, helaps the body go BANG its mornig
by Ky.Jelly
26 Mar 2006, 06:14
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Image Counting Game Thingy.... <image intensive>
Replies: 542
Views: 128526

Image
by Ky.Jelly
26 Mar 2006, 01:32
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: Image Counting Game Thingy.... <image intensive>
Replies: 542
Views: 128526

Image
by Ky.Jelly
25 Mar 2006, 02:26
Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
Topic: do you think we need a ky.jelly fanclub?
Replies: 12
Views: 3201

two the 2 people that siad they would make it, im still waiting okiz :P
by Ky.Jelly
25 Mar 2006, 00:07
Forum: General
Topic: When you get kids
Replies: 20
Views: 6230

i plan to have twin girls, and they wont be inside playing fucking elma, :P

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