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Re: Confession

Post by J-sim » 17 Dec 2012, 19:40

hey me too, it seems stupid not to.

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Re: Confession

Post by Igge » 17 Dec 2012, 20:46

Only elma-related confessions. Please. This is the only thread on lauta that i actually like.
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Re: Confession

Post by Chris » 18 Dec 2012, 21:59

I play elma with one finger.
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Re: Confession

Post by Orcc » 19 Dec 2012, 00:30

Ok to get rid of nab confessions here's one of the highlights of my career.

'Twas back in 1998 I think or duno maybe '99, but Across Warm Up wr was 15,10 or something like that. So I heard you could do nice stuff with hex editor and state.dat so I downloaded a hex editor. I didn't have any damn clue how to use it, but I opened my state.dat and started randomly changing some values on the first line. Changed, saved, went to Across to check best times if anything changed. Quite quickly I axxudentally succeeded in getting 15,04 or something as my time YEAH! Well there I am with a wr time, too bade I didn't have a replay of it. Surely I had to give it a try, so I went to mail the state.dat. Other times there were surely a lot nabber, so I just told that I thought the run was 16,04 and pressed enter right after the finish to play again and thus missing the replay.

I didn't get the wr.
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Re: Confession

Post by Igge » 19 Dec 2012, 08:20

Some levels in the VSK pack have parts from other people's levels that I opened and deleted everything else around them. I never gave anyone else credit for the levels, not that anyone would want to be associated with that pack anyway.
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Re: Confession

Post by ville_j » 19 Dec 2012, 14:15

I have done the same thing as igge, but with internals. One lev I made around Pipe start, I wanted to see people try that bounce and how close they get.
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Re: Confession

Post by Orcc » 19 Dec 2012, 23:48

Bjenn also did that with internals, but he forgot to add or remove anything
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Re: Confession

Post by BlaZtek » 21 Dec 2012, 07:16

Okiz I have one.
When it's darkening and the fullmoon rises I turn hairy and pawn in elma balles. Someone might get it, but others won't...

I hope everyone are able to EET FUK after this mindblowing confession :roll:
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Re: Confession

Post by snajdig » 28 Dec 2012, 01:47

I haven't taken a bath for 3 days
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Re: Confession

Post by Bjenn » 28 Dec 2012, 08:48

I haven't taken a bath for like 5-6 years I think. No joke.

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Re: Confession

Post by Tigro » 28 Dec 2012, 09:29

no surprise.
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Re: Confession

Post by pawq » 1 Jan 2013, 23:13

I think you confuse a bath and a shower tigro, not everyone has the luxury of a bath in his bathroom. I won't tell you how long I haven't taken a bath, because it's as elma-related as my mom.

On a different note:
I sometimes open balle levs in edit0r to see if they are playable, so that I don't spoil my stats with a 0 papelz position. Like if my stats weren't bis-alike anyway :-D

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Re: Confession

Post by Igge » 1 Jan 2013, 23:31

Pawq wrote:I sometimes open balle levs in edit0r to see if they are playable, so that I don't spoil my stats with a 0 papelz position. Like if my stats weren't bis-alike anyway :-D
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Re: Confession

Post by Tigro » 1 Jan 2013, 23:34

he obviously means "playing it a bit in the editor."
and so do I.
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Re: Confession

Post by pawq » 18 Mar 2017, 00:03

*bump*

compare
Zweq wrote:Mila has done many amazing improvements for the very core of the game, including detecting cheaters, giving us online play and latest but not least saveload utility (what test tube is for chemistry, saveload is for elma science).
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Smibu wrote:So what has happened... yesterday I gave a link at #across for saveload. Sure, I tried to disguise myself but failed.

Why did I do it, I don't know really. Maybe I was pissed about some people having sl (like me) and some not. I felt kinda fucked up yesterday anyway.

Anyway, the purpose of this topic is not to defend myself but to let everyone know what I did.

I understand that I'm not welcome to the scene anymore and I quit Elma for now.
Look how attitudes change! Anyway, I'm so glad Smibu is still around :)

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Re: Confession

Post by milagros » 18 Mar 2017, 00:11

my elmaxiit was published only because smibu's was already out (and several other tools too), so it didn't make any difference
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Re: Confession

Post by Sunshine » 18 Mar 2017, 02:00

Pawq wrote:Look how attitudes change! Anyway, I'm so glad Smibu is still around :)
attitudes didnt really change if you read all other posts in this topic they are all telling smibu to stay and no animosity towards him...
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Re: Confession

Post by pawq » 18 Mar 2017, 03:28

Yes, but the attitude towards SL was still very conservative. I found SveinR's post somewhere where he said that sl recs MAY be considered for Art in GAA, etc. - just read through the related 2011 topics. Nowadays we have SL awards, SL tables, SL videos, SL competitions... That's what I meant when I said that attitudes changed :)

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Re: Confession

Post by Lousku » 18 Mar 2017, 04:57

Just skimmed through this tropic again. Very fun tropic, I think we need more like this.

Confession: Xiited int55 online. Was not in fact legit run. Seemed funey to finish it at the time. Some admin had to go through teh troubel of removing the time, so it was not the greatest lev choice for trying xiit. Much remorse.
then again i don't know anything
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?

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Re: Confession

Post by jblaze » 18 Mar 2017, 12:50

1. it was me who uploaded fake MasterCups MC304 and ChainPi3 levs into database before the original were released. idiotic, sorry for that and i hope nobody gets inspired and does it again.
2. won a couple of balles on Insomners account when visiting him back in the years, or at least made it to top, while winning on my own account. some percent of levels he started were made by me also. i might have also won some level i have tried beforehands
3. Nikita forum account was my troll, but i think i already admitted it
4. probably consciously downloaded some levels from datab before they were battled and trained before they started

im a gentle eol user for 5 years, i think these were my only sins (xcept 3.)
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Re: Confession

Post by pawq » 18 Mar 2017, 16:13

I tilt my head in gravity pipes.

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Re: Confession

Post by Lousku » 18 Mar 2017, 16:51

Pawq wrote:I tilt my head in gravity pipes.
Holy piping shit, this is unforgivable.
then again i don't know anything
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?

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Re: Confession

Post by Ruben » 18 Mar 2017, 19:29

I'm not actually a cat.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

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Re: Confession

Post by Lee » 19 Mar 2017, 05:23

I'm not actually a shemale.
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Re: Confession

Post by Sunshine » 19 Mar 2017, 16:57

me neither
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Re: Confession

Post by Abula » 31 Mar 2018, 10:43

Nothing to confess or my memory is protecting myself. Early day replay trading was tough business so that's one danger area where might have happened something and and I've shown Moposite contest replays to people visiting me but there wasn't any clear rules if that was allowed or not, prolly not a big deal and actually just more respect for the record holders. No fake nicks, boring life. Time to change! Seriously I've never been interested in mongoing in internet, it's more fun IRL: Korpitsa surprise!
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Re: Confession

Post by Orcc » 24 Apr 2018, 13:25

Another one, albeit no so juicy. Just to give fuel for a great topic.

When I started my career I was a fan boy of Nikke [EMT], probably due to him having the world record in Warm Up when I first sought for the Across wr table (~0,5 seconds faster than my time, which I had thought to be perfect). In Across there were built-in alternative keys for throttle and brake: A and Z respectively. The interesting thing was that those keys wouldn't make sounds even if sound effects were on. Later on Pekka_T had an internal contest for finishing Headbanger as fast as possible without using throttle. So I was very excited to email Nikke that it was possible to "cheat" in Pekka_T's contest if you did some secret throttling with A key.

He never took the record or emailed me back.
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Re: Confession

Post by Labs » 24 Apr 2018, 13:41

Some years ago i did hack Tigro's lauta acc and changed his avatar. (was funny, but i wont do smth like that again, you are safe now, i love ya :blushes: )
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Re: Confession

Post by pawq » 24 Apr 2018, 14:04

Some years ago (circa 2009-10?) John messaged me on msn just to chat. That was before discord etc. so I haven't really talked to any of the pros, so I was pretty stoked, and I remember saying something like "wow, I'm honoured that you want to talk to me :oops: "

Good old times :)

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Re: Confession

Post by kuchitsu » 24 Apr 2018, 15:34

I had a dream about trying to kiss at least one member of this community.

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Re: Confession

Post by ArZeNiK » 9 Jan 2019, 16:18

confession: i am a member of the xmoto community.
that's it now you can kill me with fire
(note: i think both games are equally good, they're just different approaches to motorbike simulating)
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Re: Confession

Post by Hosp » 10 Jan 2019, 02:06

ah sorry to inform you but you are now banished from this community... smh
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Re: Confession

Post by Tigro » 12 Jan 2019, 23:32

Each community has its own black sheep. So, well... yeah.
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