You.
Yes, you.
What if I told you that you could be the eventual World champion of Elma? That certainly has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
I am looking to offer my services as an Expert Style Consultant. How it works is: I give you the styles, and you drive them. It's that simple. And all I ask in return is the meager sum of USD 9,999 per replay. This figure is slightly negotiable and I do offer package discounts.
Look, you know me. You've seen my (literal) track record; the countless spectacular moves, styles, and routes my extraordinary brain has birthed into existence over the years. But in case you haven't, here is a selection of contemporary fmw replays that showcase my unbelievable talent:
http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2782/show?fmw007jt1993
http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2783/show?fmw2018jt1784
http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2784/show?fmw2022jt1690
http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2785/show?fmw2023jt4188
http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2786/show?fmw2026jt3099
http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2787/show?fmw2030jt2697
http://recs.zamppe.com/replays/2788/show?fmw2031jt3274
My name will go down in history, of this there is little doubt. But yours could be right there beside it.
Let me be the Tesla to your Edison.. the Wozniak to your Jobs.. let me take you right there to the top.
All my love,
JT
Do you want to win World Cup 8?
Moderator: Moporators
Do you want to win World Cup 8?
im pretty good at elma
Re: Do you want to win World Cup 8?
And what happens if you give a style that turns out to be slow?
Re: Do you want to win World Cup 8?
did you seriously just ask that to jaytea
Re: Do you want to win World Cup 8?
Full refund (minus inconvenience fee of USD500)
Thorze wrote:I just wanted to make a cool topic like Juish have cool topics..
Re: Do you want to win World Cup 8?
it's kinda cheap
maybe you should win teh wcup and get all the prizes instead
maybe you should win teh wcup and get all the prizes instead
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Re: Do you want to win World Cup 8?
Is this an exclusive kind of deal or will you give the same recs to anyone who's willing to pay?
Re: Do you want to win World Cup 8?
Anyone who pays will get a style that is simultaneously unique, and also the fastest possible style for the level in question.
... don't overthink it.
im pretty good at elma
Re: Do you want to win World Cup 8?
sounds really cool but how much for you to drive for me as well?
Re: Do you want to win World Cup 8?
yeah, don't overthink it, because you might figure out it's bullshit
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Re: Do you want to win World Cup 8?
What if I don't want to win World Cup 8?
<veezay> antti also gonna get stabbed later this month
<nick-o-matic> niec
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
<nick-o-matic> niec
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.