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no its was definatly funny after the initial anger
great job abula and moposite,
golden apple award for best joke
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[10:51:37] <skint0r> "vad kostar denna?" "wtf ch0b0"
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damn, it looked kind of real at first sight :cry:
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I Almoust finish my schoolday when I hearing that 2.0! Snif... :?
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1035 ppl,
i cant believe you got that many ppl
bet ur feeling all proud to urself now, well so would i,
brilliant scam
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[10:51:37] <skint0r> "vad kostar denna?" "wtf ch0b0"
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Post by jw »

I just missed everything; today is my first time on internet since 31 march...
And then I read this:
April fool - at 13:16 EET by Abula
The Elma20.exe was downloaded 1035 times yesterday, some people got fooled I guess :].

But the link doesn't work anymore... (so I can't try)
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Ky.Jelly wrote:1035 ppl,
i cant believe you got that many ppl
bet ur feeling all proud to urself now, well so would i,
brilliant scam
I doubt so many actually got fooled. For instance, I downloaded it just to check the file, the april fools message or whatever, but all along I was completely sure it was an april's fool.
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Post by MagnusB »

I'm sure many of the casual Moposite visitors, those who don't go here or to #across, were fooled. Maybe a couple of hundred people fell for it.
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devin wrote:i dont know how you can laugh at a sick joke such as this

as soon as it said "april fools" my stomach dropped..i was depressed/angy

What makes it even worse is that it was only 7PM on march31st when i downloaded it, so april fools was the last thing i was thinking about...on top of that you guys made it convincing as hell here....well it was a good joke anyway, but not a very funny one!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
too bad u live in the US devin, if you lived in Europe, it would have been April 1st :) btw i knew it was a joke, just like the one last year, how come you guys still get fooled??
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was it JUST A MESSAGE? 1.9mb?! I didn't d/l it 'coz i didn't notice it...
The fact that bob isn't banned proves that even Abula makes mistakes...
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I CAN NOT DOWNLOAD ELASTO MANIA 2.0!!!!
tHE INTERNET SAYS: ERROR 404
I WANT TO PLAY WITH THE SECOND EDITION!
wHAT SHOULD I DO??????
PLEASE HELP TO ME!!!!!!! :cry: :cry:
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I feel with you in every way :lol:
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=PeTeR=: Elma 2.0 doesn't exit. It was a mean April fool by us.
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Damn, now I'm angry!
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AtmaWeapon wrote:Damn, now I'm angry!
umm, abula posted this topic like a year and a half ago. :P
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Skeleton diggers :?
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haha, i was first like wtf? but then i saw some posts posted after this that go like: 36.00 will never be broken, elma 2 will come before it so you couldn't fool me :D
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AtmaWeapon wrote:Damn, now I'm angry!
if you hadn't replied it wouldn't be back on top of this topic list....


edit: it was still on top, i thought if i should post that and i did, now i will not do it again, ok? (untill version 2.0 is released)
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Well you continoud it JW so i blaim you too!!

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cool

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this may be very noab question but... where can i dload?
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Yes considering that post previous to yours, then it is VERY noobish
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lal, sorrey thought this was a new topic...
only readed the headline then wrote here :)
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icannot see any link... to elma 2 , plz help!!!
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ELMA 2.0 WAS AN APRIL FOOL, STOP POSTING HERE
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Zimbrul wrote:icannot see any link... to elma 2 , plz help!!!
you should do this: read trough all the posts first!

If you don't. Well, It was a joke
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OMFG!! ELMA 2.0 out?? i cant find link?? where to dl?? gimme gimme gimme! OMFG
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Juski wrote:OMFG!! ELMA 2.0 out?? i cant find link?? where to dl?? gimme gimme gimme! OMFG
Tell me it's a joke Juski 8O
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The_BoneLESS wrote:
Juski wrote:OMFG!! ELMA 2.0 out?? i cant find link?? where to dl?? gimme gimme gimme! OMFG
Tell me it's a joke Juski 8O
Yea, it is.
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and a good one (since it works for the boneless...)
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Haha, well it must have been a very good April fool, since it still living!.....................I have read all the posts, when i had read....10 or somethin´ i looked all around the internet, just to find Elma 2............................Suddenly i wread it was a joke........Very good April Fool...!
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fucking lock this non elma related post already!
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Agreed
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OMG!!!1 Elma2 out. Click here.
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omg this is for real! nat even 1 april and it is max complicated game.

I've gotten 1,43 so far at very few tries....
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Post by jw »

it's not elma2, but it's a stupid game....

pff, i even needed 7 tries to get under 3.00
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omfg sach ghey, teh planet has a circumference of 2137856271 then game stops :'( i wanted to se teh go to some 100000000000000000000 meters..

end of teh game look like this
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lol pedro, nice.
ehm juski, how is 1.43 possible ;X
my best is 3.07 :O
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i'm using mousekeys, then you can use numpad 5 for click and + for double click and you can still use mouse and click max fast....
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Juski wrote:i'm using mousekeys, then you can use numpad 5 for click and + for double click and you can still use mouse and click max fast....
you cheater!
I think people cheating in ElMa2 should be banned from the moposite for at least one year! :twisted:
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well, then good this is not elma2
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hehe

this game also has a max speed of 56815 km/h

reuploaded the pic showing fastest time possible using the enter key, max speed and all around funia planet
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wr is by andy: 0,87
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Re: Elasto Mania 2.0 out!

Post by Schumi »

funny to read the news from 01. April 2003:

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Tuesday, 1 April 2003
Elasto Mania 2.0 - at 0:15 EET by Abula
Balázs Rózsa has surprised us all by a new version. Elasto Mania 2.0 is out! Moposite has the pleasure to be the first media in the world to tell about this great thing. Just a tiny summary of things that Elma2 offers:
- Battle server: battle.elma.haaz.hu:22200
- Statistics server: stats.elma.haaz.hu:22200
- Ghost bike
- LAN and internet gaming support
- Ability to convert Elma1 replays, levels, lgrs and times to Elma2
- Teleports
- Left alovolt
- 62 new great levels made by Csaba and one by MUe (called Football)
- Much more, see the detailed list in readme.txt

But now download the game and enjoy!
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