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Jappe wrote:i have played 5years and i dont have tt under 50
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maybe i can quote some quote of some quote of..
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dz wrote:Yes, one has to be a legend for playing five years to get under 50 total time. :P
wtf!? I had under 50 mins years ago (literally speaking!)

But thanks ;)
<Fihlvein> another case of zworqy-is-always-right closed i guess
<yoosef> zworqy doesnt suck at anything
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tijsjoris wrote:Hah, I was thinking about that right away too. You must be telepathethic. =)
ROFL
<Fihlvein> another case of zworqy-is-always-right closed i guess
<yoosef> zworqy doesnt suck at anything
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zworqy wrote:
tijsjoris wrote:Hah, I was thinking about that right away too. You must be telepathethic. =)
ROFL
Hah, I was hoping for someone to discover my sarcasm.
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jaytea wrote:ok so that boil on the middle of my asscrack finally popped the other day. i covered it with a plaster for a couple of days, now its hardened and a bit crusty so should i just leave it? is it still prone to infection if left uncovered? please advise
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Abula wrote:Bowling pipe upside down.
Perfectly fine sentence, comprised of only the names of three internal levels. kudos.
Was it cast for the mass who burn and toil?
Or for the vultures who thirst for blood and oil?
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Juble wrote:
damn, us technology has improved.....you can get guns that look like hands :O

SveinR wrote:
so what happens if you roll over in sleep

you put it in a holster 1st

Juble wrote:
lucky they wear "butt-cast" to bed :))


This was actually funny at the time! :lol:
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Karlis 1 march 2003 wrote:I wonder if anybody will ever improve warm up again
don't you sometimes get amazed by your own, karlis?
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J-sim wrote:
sierra wrote:anyone who doesn't vote for jaytea is mentally sick, just look at latest battle stats, he won over 5 battles a day this month.
However the topic says "Kuski of October 2005" and not "Nolif0r of October 2005"
HAHA!

Is sierra pwned or pwned?
<Fihlvein> another case of zworqy-is-always-right closed i guess
<yoosef> zworqy doesnt suck at anything
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zworqy wrote:
J-sim wrote:
sierra wrote:anyone who doesn't vote for jaytea is mentally sick, just look at latest battle stats, he won over 5 battles a day this month.
However the topic says "Kuski of October 2005" and not "Nolif0r of October 2005"
HAHA!

Is sierra pwned or pwned?
is that all you do.. look through lauta topics for ppl serving me or sierra and paste them here as if it's some priceless gem of a quote? we're flattered but we really dont deserve this much attention (well maybe sierra doesnt). btw i think i was served more by jsims reply, quite witty teh
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Samir wrote:Sorry, I thought that 151+1=192 :roll: :roll:

I suck at maths :oops: :oops: :oops:
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jaytea wrote:
zworqy wrote:
J-sim wrote:
sierra wrote:anyone who doesn't vote for jaytea is mentally sick, just look at latest battle stats, he won over 5 battles a day this month.
However the topic says "Kuski of October 2005" and not "Nolif0r of October 2005"
HAHA!

Is sierra pwned or pwned?
is that all you do.. look through lauta topics for ppl serving me or sierra and paste them here as if it's some priceless gem of a quote? we're flattered but we really dont deserve this much attention (well maybe sierra doesnt). btw i think i was served more by jsims reply, quite witty teh
nah man it's like this... we serve people bad and they know it, but of course they don't admit it to each other because they have to suck each other's cocks. this keeps them constantly fearing us, and hence they have to pounce on the slightest opportunity to insult us, even in cases like this where we aren't insulted at all.
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Post by Raven »

EML said long time ago:
my parents only complain if i wank in front of pc. "Not porn again!!!" they say, and shake their heads. If i wank and play elma at same time they get really mad at me :(
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LOL
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Post by sierra »

niN wrote:I've got a little tip.
* When the level is finished you need to name it
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jaytea wrote:i like dyrox

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Jappe wrote: so im planning of making finlands elma meeting 2006.
it will take place in may and it is kept in my piippola residence.

meeting will last one week and if you are planning to participate
you must pay 100 euros for participating. money will be spend on
food etc.

im living in student flat right now so there's room for maybe 3 people
and me of course (4 in total) and maybe room for 2 comps, 3 tops.
if there isnt enough comps for all we use turns in playing.

i only have one bed so people must sleep in the floor and because i dont want things to get too rough in the meeting no alcohol is allowed
(neighbors dont like if party etc..)

more info when meeting day is closer
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Post by Lukazz »

i lolled at this
Version 1.0: I started making the AI levels back in 1985, before even across existed. I carved the levels on trees in the deep forests of mid-norway together with SveinR, Myrdhel and tijsjoris. We had such a lovely time, drinking tea and eating cake. I really miss those times.

Version 2.0: I started publishing the first AI levels in november 2004. Either I am the levmaker quick master yoyo, or you won the prize for slow work.

Choose the version of the story that you believe in.

Btw, nice levels jonsta.
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<Fihlvein> another case of zworqy-is-always-right closed i guess
<yoosef> zworqy doesnt suck at anything
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dame have to break the rules a bit but:

LOL xDDDD
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thats the funniest shit since floppypillow (fluffy?)
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3 pages in under 1 day, must be some kind of record :)
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jaytea wrote:why are you using markku's avatar? whenever i see a sudoku grid on the left i think im gona see a thoughtful response or some interesting contribution.
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lol. always when i saw that sudoku avatar, i thought markku was writing there.. o7
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Post by teajay »

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys made your point clear. Although it may have been a bit unoriginal to take the avatar of markku and filll the sudoku and use it as my own avatar, I find it rather childish to keep nagging about it.

So fuck off, oki.
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tijsjoris wrote:If you find my posts pathetic, please report to moderators in order to get me banned, they will gladly grant your wishes!
Tijs sach funny guy :wink:
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milagros wrote:can't be true
ive heard that only t0r, luth and zweq can beat analfarm and only if they have old wr rec
LOLZ :D
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Abula wrote:Jappe

Reason: ribot follower, general mongoism
Duration: a few weeks

A new topic in the Russian forum was the last hit.
can't get much better than this :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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OtorK wrote:30 secs haircut: 41:76 :cry:

facking nice huh?
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Xiphias wrote:
Raven wrote:over and under. found .1x better start style than darm's rec.
what's "Darm's rec" ? could you upload it?
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Dynamo wrote:Q: Why did I throw up on the comp?
A: Cuz I saw Zworqy's avatar!
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Sorry not funny :)
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mIRC dudes wrote:<Xiphias> Forget.. u new around here?
<Raven> new?
...
<Forget> yeah I am Xiphias
<Forget> why?
<jaytea> youre not xiphias
<Forget> ohh I was not saying that
<jaytea> i didnt know that
<jaytea> thanks for correcting me
<Forget> I was saying "yes I am new here" to Xiphias crackhead
<Forget> yeah noproblem
<jaytea> Xiphias' last name is not crackhead
<jaytea> next time use punctuation
<Forget> dude you're a fucking retard
<Forget> jaytea
<jaytea> no, YOU
<jaytea> i like you
<jaytea> enjoy your stay here
I found this very funny :D
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Thorze wrote:I just wanted to make a cool topic like Juish have cool topics..
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hahahahaha :D MAX lol :D nice one jt!
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Wrong topic... :wink:
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dz wrote:Wrong topic... :wink:
:o sorry... realized it short after.. but what the heck. :D
Thorze wrote:I just wanted to make a cool topic like Juish have cool topics..
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niN wrote:No he's not, he's my friend. He's just very noobish. He's not a bot Laughing

(joking)
Laughed over that he had to write that "joking" :D. Because for a moment there I thought he was dead serious...
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<Fihlvein> another case of zworqy-is-always-right closed i guess
<yoosef> zworqy doesnt suck at anything
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jaytea wrote:
Cfilorvy wrote:
donciux wrote:Can someone show me .rec how they do? i just dont get it at all i though i made it allmost in the best way but still only got 39secs :( someone show a rec plz
In what lev?
warm up, obviously. donciux, download zworqy replays, they're fucking hilarious. when you're done laughing, go to moposite's download section and get professional replays or old world record recs, and download replays for the level you need help with
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haha that was a nice one =D
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i lmao when i read this :DDD
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Sla wrote:
jaytea wrote:i know. and why are you telling me that, it's completely irrelevant
Yes, sorry. It's completely irrelevant to speak with jaytea.
PWNED!!
<Fihlvein> another case of zworqy-is-always-right closed i guess
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zworqy wrote:
Sla wrote:
jaytea wrote:i know. and why are you telling me that, it's completely irrelevant
Yes, sorry. It's completely irrelevant to speak with jaytea.
PWNED!!
another case of zworqy trying in desperation to make me look bad ;| you're right though, Sla is more intelligent and wittier than me. i really do regret engaging him in that battle of minds.. but it's done now so there's not much i can do about it
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Post by Lukazz »

agree with jaytea
die zworqy
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ramone wrote:zworqy, just had do download your bowling rec... there I saw something I didnt see in a rec in a long time. you wait a while before gasing. standing still before gasing is very cool. but I guess uneffective.
nice one :D
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Post by A.K.B. »

I liek jayt's quote it made me laugh laugh lauf
loloplolololollp;lool
shut the fuck up
HARHARHAHRHHAHRHRHAHHRHAHAR.

ps. jaytea- we know you are the wittiest here.

zworqy- what's wrong with you? you used to have standards- now you're turning into a baaaad boiye.
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Moposite gallery quote.
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21-11-2006 04:22 <Sla> Are you the Zworqy's brother?
21-11-2006 04:47 <Mawane> No, why?
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