el ma in africa

ribot · Post by **ribot** » 20 May 2002, 17:06

i don't want to discuss if africa exists or not thanatos >8* but i wonder how we should handle the el ma crisis in africa . millions of ppl there every day can't play elma , and their bellies are all swollen :( . i don't think it's fair abula , and if u could help the world with the little u got , and give us freedom of speech , we could help africa to be the best el ma country in the world!!!!

i would like to be able to donate money for this , if anyone can help me please tell it to abula

ThanaTos · Post by **ThanaTos** » 20 May 2002, 20:21

i know this problem and it happens to me too when i can't play elma for some times my belly begins to be bigger and bigger and whole swollen. Also sometimes i get yellow in the skin as the ones who come from the far away country, Asia. I think we should do something for them too.

A solution could be that all the kuskis sent their PC to Africa and Asia and went to their friends to play elma.

Second solution we make at the summer party a supa cup where the one who watches it have to pay to watch. It will sure come many thousands to watch it.

Third solution is that the best elma players make a CD and a music video where they sing how sad it is that all the Africans and Asians can't play elma. All the profites have to go to Africa and Asia.

ribot · Post by **ribot** » 21 May 2002, 01:19

asia is a country too ? i thought china and russia were separated , but those poor students who were killed should definately get free computers .

DataDog · Post by **DataDog** » 21 May 2002, 16:12

Well...... China and Russia is seperated!!! ohhhhh....crap! :twisted:

bob · Post by **bob** » 26 May 2002, 07:19

u dun mind bout talkin bout africa do ya...
elma wood be the last worry on an africans mind....
they're strugglin to eat and shit..
and if ur so worried bout africans and eml go live over there, take ur comp, start a shop where africans can come in and play for free.
and why cant africans get elma n e way?
cant they get on the net?
not all africans are poor.

ribot · Post by **ribot** » 26 May 2002, 18:40

there are millions of africans who starve , and they cant play elma .

MJXII · Post by **MJXII** » 26 May 2002, 19:53

Yes, they're desperate and starving, and there's little we as individuals can do about it. But we could theoretically enhance their lives slightly by donating a laptop with a copy of elma to a few lucky, starving families. Ahh, my sense of humour gets worse by the day.

EML · Post by **EML** » 26 May 2002, 22:20

bob wrote:u dun mind bout talkin bout africa do ya...
elma wood be the last worry on an africans mind....
they're strugglin to eat and sh*t..
and if ur so worried bout africans and eml go live over there, take ur comp, start a shop where africans can come in and play for free.
and why cant africans get elma n e way?
cant they get on the net?
not all africans are poor.

Why should I go live in Africa? :(
I don't want to go to Africa, and you can't make me. You are stupid if you are trying to force me to Africa.

My suggestion to help them is to give them exercise movies so they can loose that big belly. You know, build some muscle all over instead of just being fat. I'm sure they are like that cuz they are lazy and won't work. Cunt!

ribot · Post by **ribot** » 27 May 2002, 02:37

i want to live in the rain forest in africa

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 27 May 2002, 04:13

you could find a computer in the local dump that could still run elma
dont give the poor students a free computer get them out looking for one

i didnt think there was a rainforest in afrika
if there is then skool teachers you nothing

bob · Post by **bob** » 27 May 2002, 08:08

eml i was spose to write elma not ur name(eml)

Ramone · Post by **Ramone** » 27 May 2002, 13:27

this topic feels shows that IÂ´m not he only one that donÂ´t know what to do.....

or

dunno...
just think this is how it is...

Petri · Post by **Petri** » 27 May 2002, 20:36

If people don't know about something, they won't miss it either.

If you're bored try Steel Panthers.
It's great and free strategy game.
Really nice to play against a friend.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 27 May 2002, 22:13

thats only if youve got friends
so no australians can play it

Petri · Post by **Petri** » 28 May 2002, 08:05

Australians have no friends?

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 28 May 2002, 09:28

thats rite they dont
well not with anyone thats not an aussie anyway

milagros · Post by **milagros** » 25 Jun 2002, 09:41

i decided i want to become Senegal(er)
and africa(senegal) will rule WR table someday
and i will copy (for 10dollars) elma to every starving african:)
like a missionaire

ThanaTos · Post by **ThanaTos** » 25 Jun 2002, 14:48

i hope you have much money mila, cause there are many africans. btw africans aren't starving they just have big bellies cause they eat much and are lazy

milagros · Post by **milagros** » 25 Jun 2002, 15:20

i think i don't have enough money
anyone wants to buy my WR for 10000000$ ?

ThanaTos · Post by **ThanaTos** » 25 Jun 2002, 22:06

milagros wrote:anyone wants to buy my WR for 10000000$ ?

i would if i had the money

Post by **Abula** » 24 Aug 2002, 15:23

Hey, how we get some asian sick guys to play? Japanese especially. They are so crazy in everything, not the least with computer games. There are already some in South America (just got state.dat from Chile), mainly in Brazilia. Only Africa and east Asia missing.

On-topic:
Anyone has the link to South African records? It might be here but I don't feel like browsing those all once again.

Olliz · Post by **Olliz** » 24 Aug 2002, 16:29

once i read something about that in asia they show CS games on tv

the main problem _might_ be that asians dont know this game excists, so start flooding about elma in some asian game chats or something.

ThanaTos · Post by **ThanaTos** » 26 Aug 2002, 00:13

Olliz wrote:once i read something about that in asia they show CS games on tv

the main problem _might_ be that asians dont know this game excists, so start flooding about elma in some asian game chats or something.

Not only CS but also SC/BW has it own TV channel,, sick

ThanaTos · Post by **ThanaTos** » 26 Aug 2002, 00:16

about the south african site, i found one here: http://www.angelfire.com/games2/elmaza/

sonic_fruit · Post by **sonic_fruit** » 29 Apr 2003, 09:56

can i just point out that neither africa nor asia are "countries"
sorry to be picky, but that gets on my nerves.

Serj · Post by **Serj** » 29 Apr 2003, 11:45

OMG

, that's one hell off a comment to post in a topic that hasn't been posted in for over half a year.

Post by **SveinR** » 29 Apr 2003, 14:31

sonic_fruit wrote:can i just point out that neither africa nor asia are "countries"
sorry to be picky, but that gets on my nerves.

Has anyone said they were? I mean, without joking/using sarcasm/irony whatever.

2fast · Post by **2fast** » 29 Apr 2003, 15:14

I don`t know if anyone sayd this yet,but I think nobody has a computer in Africa

Post by **SveinR** » 29 Apr 2003, 15:34

2fast wrote:I don`t know if anyone sayd this yet,but I think nobody has a computer in Africa

Emm....South Africa, anyone?

2fast · Post by **2fast** » 29 Apr 2003, 16:03

ok,some million people,but I mean in the desert area

sonic_fruit · Post by **sonic_fruit** » 29 Apr 2003, 17:18

SveinR wrote:
sonic_fruit wrote:can i just point out that neither africa nor asia are "countries"
sorry to be picky, but that gets on my nerves.
Has anyone said they were? I mean, without joking/using sarcasm/irony whatever.

ribot wrote:we could help africa to be the best el ma country in the world!!!!

ThanaTos wrote:the far away country, Asia.

as far as i'm aware, these aren't ironic. again, sorry for being really picky, it's just a pet hate.

and also serj, i realise this topic's been inactive for a while. i'm just relatively new and i was browsing through the "milestones" of the forum when i noticed this. my inner pedant got the better of me.

MagnusB · Post by **MagnusB** » 29 Apr 2003, 17:27

They're ironic.

Very ironic.

el ma in africa

el ma in africa

yeh.

Re: yeh.

eml

You seriously need things to do

?