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What could you do for Elma (when you really need to play)

Post by Luther » 19 May 2005, 09:45

Gather Elma addiction points:

1p.
Skip eating for a day

2p.
Skip cleaning and laundry

3p.
Skip partying and meeting friends

4p.
To not sleep even though you have work the next day

5p.
To Turn off the phone to not get any calls

6p.
Ignore important exams

7p.
Skip sex until you are finished playing

8p.
Lie to your girlfriend in order to get to play: you have "important things to
do".

9p.
Be satisfied with finally getting to play unlimited until you wish not play more.

10p.
If you have 45p by now and think that you still are doing the right thing, add those ten.

-20p.
If you think you are not an elma addict subtract 20p.



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Post by OtorK » 19 May 2005, 10:05

2+3+4+5+6+8+9=37
i dont skip sex, make sex breaks when playing
and i usually need at least one meal per day

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Post by sierra » 19 May 2005, 10:18

I can't add up my points sorry, I have to play Elma.
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Re: What could you do for Elma (when you really need to play

Post by J-sim » 19 May 2005, 11:30

Luther wrote:Gather Elma addiction points:

1p.
Skip eating for a day
Only skipped certain meals, not for a whole day.
Luther wrote: 2p.
Skip cleaning and laundry
I skip cleaning very often to play elma :oops:
Luther wrote: 3p.
Skip partying and meeting friends
That has happened from time to time. Last weekedn I was "too tired" to go meet up with a friend.
Luther wrote: 4p.
To not sleep even though you have work the next day
I would die on work if I didn't get some sleep, but it often happens I think about getting home and playing elma at work, especially now when it's wc.
Luther wrote: 5p.
To Turn off the phone to not get any calls
Don't get too many calls, but i tend to let it ring out.
Luther wrote: 6p.
Ignore important exams
From here on the questions are maybe getting a little personal ey luther. Anyways I can't say i have done that, but I have wasted precious exam reading time on elma.
Luther wrote: 7p.
Skip sex until you are finished playing
Never had the possibility to do this, I sure don't hope I would do it.
Luther wrote: 8p.
Lie to your girlfriend in order to get to play: you have "important things to
do".
Not had the possibility here either. But I figure a gf needs to understand ones elma needs.
Luther wrote: 9p.
Be satisfied with finally getting to play unlimited until you wish not play more.
That's a great feeling :wink:
Luther wrote: 10p.
If you have 45p by now and think that you still are doing the right thing, add those ten.


-20p.
If you think you are not an elma addict subtract 20p.
I can't really say I'm not an addict.
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Post by milagros » 19 May 2005, 13:10

after i broke up with gf, i can't get some of the points dammit
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Re: What could you do for Elma (when you really need to play

Post by insane guy » 19 May 2005, 13:11

Luther wrote:Gather Elma addiction points:
8p.
Lie to your girlfriend in order to get to play: you have "important things to
do".
that`d be the only one that fits to me : )
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Post by OtorK » 19 May 2005, 13:27

isnt elma "important thing to do"??

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Post by Luther » 19 May 2005, 13:33

otork, maybe you need to do other elma related rituals before playing etc
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Post by zworqy » 19 May 2005, 14:38

LALZ!!!!11

Seriously weird survey, the judgement is like:

"0-5 points: You have a life
6-15 points: You don't have a life
16-55 ponts: You are a nolif0r-ing, elma-ing LOSER!"

Why only 1 points for foad skipping!? ez serious sacrifice.
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Post by Ky.Jelly » 19 May 2005, 14:41

real life is greater than elma every time
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Post by The_BoneLESS » 19 May 2005, 14:42

Nice, i only got 5...

I guess i have a life 8O
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Post by ead » 19 May 2005, 15:16

i got either 10 or -10.. im not sure if im an addict or not :lol:
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Post by Ramone » 19 May 2005, 19:14

agree. ONLY ONE point for skipping food one day? I could NEVER do that. thats like the one that should give most points hah. I didnt count points.. guesss I would get some "0" points anyway.
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Post by twipley » 19 May 2005, 23:34

If I would get points... would beSkip cleaning and laundry.
but again... I only put it to later!

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Post by Boomer » 20 May 2005, 08:19

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Post by magicman » 20 May 2005, 18:31

2p.
Skip cleaning and laundry

3p.
Skip partying and meeting friends

4p.
To not sleep even though you have work the next day

6p.
Ignore important exams


I got 15points : )
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Post by twipley » 20 May 2005, 21:38

those who Skip partying and meeting friends have no social life

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Post by dz » 20 May 2005, 21:41

twipley wrote:those who Skip partying and meeting friends have no social life
You don't know much about elma then I guess

If I skip a party or another I don't have social life, fine :P

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Post by twipley » 20 May 2005, 21:49

take it relative, my man

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Post by Jonas » 20 May 2005, 23:23

There's no skipping anything, everything you do is a matter of choice. By playing elma instead of something els you shouldn't say you skipped anything, but say I choosed to play elma.

Next time you go to a party instead ask yourself, "should I skip elma for this?" :D

lolz

I didn't get any points at all. I eat when Im hungry, I go party when I' want to get drunk and I never skip anything because of elma, I only choose to play elma instead sometimes :D...or not not even that but if I would play elma instead of anything it would for sure be my choice.

I feel sorry for all of you who choosed to read this instead of skipping it :DD
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Post by twipley » 21 May 2005, 00:46

Jonas wrote:everything you do is a matter of choice
should note that somewhere

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Post by Pertti » 21 May 2005, 14:25

I would humiliate my self mildly if I really needed to play...
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Post by i3 » 25 May 2005, 11:07

I was an addict, got a new computer, stoped playing, found my legal copy on the old hd, became half-addict again, stopped, and are now currently getting back in game... so I dunno if I should call myself an addict yet, but...

1 I could skip food for it (I can skip food for alot of things)

2 I always skip cleaning / laundry etc...

3 I don't see friends much (I don't like hanging around with weirdoes... even though I'm a weirdo myself)...

4 I get about ~6 sleep each day... even the nights before school... always...

5 I never use my mobile...

6 exams are over, and I didn't give a damn about them.. (OK, we have one left.. but that's speeking, not handwriting XD)

7 ..... :'(

8 ...... :( :(

9 uhhh...?

10 I have noooo idea....

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Post by ribot » 1 Jun 2005, 03:10

i wouldnt really sacrifice anything for elma, i think. i'd skip cleaning even if it wasnt very elma related, but it could be. i'd turn the phone off as well, i dont think it's important to have it on. i could just turn it of while playing. 7 points.
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Post by Kopaka » 2 Jun 2005, 10:39

3p.
Skip partying and meeting friends

Did that for wcup event 2.

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Post by teajay » 2 Jun 2005, 18:39

right now: 0p.

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