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knock knock

who´s there?

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Yo mamas so fat that when I tryed to make an elma lev of her- it came up with "Internal Error" :wink:
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omg, akb nice :)
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Q: What you get when you vectrast A.K.B.'s anal x-ray image?
A: Easiest pipe ever.
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8-ball wrote:Q: What you get when you vectrast A.K.B.'s anal x-ray image?
A: Easiest pipe ever.
old veezay quote
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A.K.B. wrote:Yo mamas so fat that when I tryed to make an elma lev of her- it came up with "Internal Error" :wink:
nice indeed
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Post by A.K.B. »

?

I memorised about 50 (no shit) Yo mama jokes- and I had to make that one up outta thin air, I couldn't resist.... :?


What do you get when you cross Da Pipe III with Abula's ass?

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What's so amazing in Elastomania?


Errr, what? Actually, really ... nothing :?
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Q: What kind of tea does K drink?
A: jaytea

HAHAHAHAHLOLOLOLOLOLZZ!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 ... no
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what's worse than sla cheating the internals?

sla playing your levels
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Q: who can beat zweq on dh?

A: Snel hest
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Leeland wrote:what's worse than sla cheating the internals?

sla playing your levels
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA pelotudo
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Q: Why do everybody think that Juble's lvls rox?

A: 'Cause they're damn nice.
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i cant stop loughing
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH. AHHAHAHA I cant stop laughing, HAHAHAH NICE!!!

Other: axxu = | .HAHA
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Post by A.K.B. »

axxu, that was probably the first time I ACTUALLY LOLed when I say I did.

LOL

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axxu wrote:Sla
Hahaha best one so far and I doubt there will ever be a better one xD (allthough AKB.s was quite allright!)
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Well, i am not sure if these is the best joke...I cant remember..ehmm other nice is ehm Kim. nah nah ehmm Tinn nahh , ehmm Ni- ni, xpi, xhipi mm natr xph .- well i cant remember : P.


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axxu wrote:Sla
rofl1 :D
Thorze wrote:I just wanted to make a cool topic like Juish have cool topics..
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hahahahhahahaaa axxu! axxu for teh vice president \ooo/
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DarMoeD is Milagros
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Scipio wrote:DarMoeD is Milagros
Not funny :x
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axxu wrote:Sla
very good joke, lal
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Scipio wrote:DarMoeD is Milagros
LALALALLALALALALALALZ!!!! :D ROFL!!! :lol:
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berhabdul wrote:very good joke, lal
Raven OK; Xphias OK; nin mmm OK; AKB OK!. But you Berh !!!??? HAHA Fuck you XD You are like me Berh...A fucking cheater not accepted by the people so dont talk about the people here Right mother fucker?

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I didn't mean you, just wanted to highlite a good idea for a joke by mentioning the funniest person there :) It's funny itself, no need for hundreds of lines, just three letters and pure laughter guaranteed :) And don't feel insulted, this topic refers to jokes :D
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No berh, i do not feel insulted!
But please, dont be mongo.

Finished conversation, peace for all.
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nice that you guys are so easy to entertain
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Sla wrote:Raven OK; Xphias OK; nin mmm OK; AKB OK!. But you Berh !!!??? HAHA Fuck you XD You are like me Berh...!
That was a nice joke.
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Post by A.K.B. »

Apl.De.Ap (Black Eyed Peas) came from Elma. He is the aplz.
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berhabdul wrote:the funniest person there :)
wrong.
just three letters and pure laughter guaranteed :) :D
your status is worth 3 much better russian letters
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Raven wrote:
8-ball wrote:Q: What you get when you vectrast A.K.B.'s anal x-ray image?
A: Easiest pipe ever.
old veezay quote
Q: What do you get when you vectrast veezay's dick pic?
A: Invisible polygon.
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Post by A.K.B. »

one day, sla, otork, berh and kinghias (first four names i saw in this topic- so nat offence) were riding their elma bikes down the national highway, when a policeman piled them over for speeding, and he said to them that if their dicks added up to 8 inches that they could be set free, kinghias said "mines 3 inches" berh and otork both said "mines 2 inches", and sla said "mines 1 inch" which of course added up to 8 inches, so the policeman let them go. later up the road, sla said to kinghias, "thank god I had a boner"
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akb <3 Max XD
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i dont get it ._.
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Post by Kale »

cyre wrote:Blah Blah
Really good ones. These were the first ones i really laughed at.
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Post by Grace »

Kale, this was funny XD
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Hahahaaa Plz smaxa you no
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Q: When will Skint0r finish edfq2?
A: Never, it's just a stupid joke itself to keep the scene alive.

Q: Why doesn't bjorn say anything on Mopolauta?
A: Because saying in belma chat instead he doesn't waste any single second to play belma.

Q: What is going to happen to someone having all 54 uncheated WRs?
A: His world turns completely over up around. New house, new horses, money...
Q: really?
A: Yes?

Q: Why did jaytea win battler of month so many times in a row?
A: Cause his uncle cut accidentaly his dick out when drunk...
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q: why teh fak cant berh take a gun and blast his brains off
a: brane?? theres no brane =D
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Post by Memphis »

didn't get it. but still funny.
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Zweq wrote:q: why teh fak cant berh take a gun and blast his brains off
a: brane?? theres no brane =D
haha this one pwns =D

none of berh's jokes were funny.. sucked max0r
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Post by Memphis »

he seems to keep them constistantly coming though.
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Memphis wrote:constistantly
I beg your pardon?!
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Tij that's canadian for "shut up, I can't spell'
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Post by bob »

what is the motorbike rider's 2nd favourite fruit, after the apple?

a mongo.



yep, theres another crap one to add to the list.
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Post by A.K.B. »

AKB and Sla were riding an elma level.

Sla: You don't have the balls to ride this ramp.

AKB: You don't have the balls, or the dick. =O

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A.K.B
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