#across quotes

devin · Post by **devin** » 20 Apr 2003, 04:51

NOT FUNNY, what the shit has gotten in to you ??

are u jealous u cant be as smart as SoC?

btw..since im here i might as well post a stupid thing he said...

[17:48:17] <devin> SoC say something intellegent OK
[17:48:46] <SoC> ok
[17:48:46] <SoC> YEAH

hmm this is about as intellegent as he gets..."YEAH

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 21 Apr 2003, 12:48

i kno u guys hate netsplit post but this was funny as
i was the only one left
good ole new zealand

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[23:39:43] <KyJelly> im the only one left
[23:39:47] <KyJelly> look at me
[23:39:50] <KyJelly> haha hahahahaha
[23:39:58] <KyJelly> will i get kiked for flood
[23:40:00] <KyJelly> ;l aijfdli
[23:40:01] <KyJelly> df;la h;ldsjaf
[23:40:01] <KyJelly> [asdhg '[df;ohi a
[23:40:02] <KyJelly> dsg '[osdagfa'idhsg\
[23:40:03] <KyJelly> asaskdiuhf's
[23:40:04] <KyJelly> afaklsdhf'asidfj
[23:41:04] <KyJelly> i should be moderator
[23:41:32] <KyJelly> martin is the only leet member of across
[23:41:43] <KyJelly> i can flood all i want
[23:41:46] <KyJelly> and you cant kik me
[23:41:47] <KyJelly> lol
[23:41:48] <KyJelly> lol
[23:42:11] <KyJelly> man this is getting boring
[23:42:14] <KyJelly> i need peple
[23:42:41] <KyJelly> bye all

onlainari · Post by **onlainari** » 21 Apr 2003, 15:15

ok..next we get someone from netherlands or estonia posting a netsplit and telling he is the onlyone left...bring it on... im too excited

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 22 Apr 2003, 07:46

onlainari wrote:ok..next we get someone from netherlands or estonia posting a netsplit and telling he is the onlyone left...bring it on... im too excited

predictable, i knew someone would say that but my boredom level is over the moon since is stopped flooding

onlainari · Post by **onlainari** » 23 Apr 2003, 23:09

I was heartless on that msg(sorry). My weakness is that I post some shit if i'm in bad mood,but now i'm happy that you replied like a man and didn't attack my flaming msg :*

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 26 Apr 2003, 02:43

[13:34:43] <skint0r> this man is not guilty of being stupid, he is only guilty of being devin. that is his crime... it is also his punishment

devin · Post by **devin** » 26 Apr 2003, 04:54

AAAaaha, skint0r make jokes on me....

im not as dumb as many of u think (depends)

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 26 Apr 2003, 16:51

ok this is not fuking normal im sure

[03:28:26] <skint0r> 2mins left to hÃ¶yl
[03:28:29] <freakFRC> 32.15
[03:28:34] <Kopa[cEp]> is it Kopaka already have sent his replay :/
[03:28:50] <Aizan> 30.04
[03:28:59] <Epsilon-> 31.73
[03:28:59] <m0ngoeii> 30,34
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[03:30:56] <mr_fm> 30,79
[03:30:56] <MoPo> 28,51
[03:30:56] <Zweq> 28:42
[03:31:26] <[lotus]> 36:66
[03:32:36] <KyJelly> 35.59
[03:34:28] * Retrieving #mopobattle info...
[03:34:54] <CoLiC> Fy fan fÃ¶r den dÃ¤r banan
[03:34:54] <Zweq> phew!
[03:34:56] <cyre> 30,93
[03:34:59] <CoLiC> 35.25....
[03:34:59] <jsim[EMA]> 31.98
[03:36:15] <CoLiC> 35.25
[03:36:31] <antz[Q]> 30:34
[03:36:31] <[lotus]> X's time (my brother) : 36:49
[03:36:36] <KyJelly> thats a long to mins
[03:36:48] * Looking up antz[Q] user info...
[03:37:05] * Looking up antz[Q] user info...
[03:39:04] <antz[Q]> nice level
[03:39:04] <IRK_FS> 30.12
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[03:39:20] <skint0r> 4----------------- STOP -----------------

and then look at all this in like 1 minute

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[03:41:49] <skint0r> top5:
[03:41:50] <skint0r> Zweq [TTT] 0:28,42
[03:41:50] <skint0r> sasha [RET] 0:28,49
[03:41:50] <skint0r> MP [CF] 0:28,51
[03:41:50] <skint0r> Abula [FM] 0:29,03
[03:41:50] <skint0r> Marci [EAM] 0:29,82
[03:41:55] * skint0r sets mode: -m
[03:41:55] <magicmaen> sucking fucking end.. i'm drunk cant make it... blaaaa
[03:41:55] <antz[Q]> gratz sweq
[03:41:55] <vn> PISS MEG I FUCKING OERET
[03:41:56] <cyre> 30,00
[03:41:56] <magicmaen> rec rec
[03:41:56] <Totti_EmA> fucking helll
[03:41:56] <cyre> blah
[03:41:57] <vn> cyre gagagag'
[03:41:57] <Kopa[cEp]> rec rec rec
[03:42:00] <CoLiC> reeeccc
[03:42:00] <ManaMan> 31:12
[03:42:00] <vn> I beat cyre by 2 hundreds
[03:42:02] <FixEM> 29Â¨.60
[03:42:04] <sny> omg...
[03:42:08] <SoC> fix fÃ¶r sent
[03:42:08] <freakFRC> zweq: give us your rep!
[03:42:09] <sny> couldn't improve my 29.90 in 18 mins ((((
[03:42:11] <ManaMan> can i use my 31:12?
[03:42:12] <_sasha_> Zweq
[03:42:13] <Vicked> 44:64
[03:42:13] <ManaMan> which i written after stop?
[03:42:14] <vn> manaman,that's fine for me
[03:42:15] <sny> manaman: no
[03:42:16] <cyre> i figure my style 5mins before end :/
[03:42:17] <Zweq> 27:26
[03:42:17] <Epsilon-> 29.76
[03:42:17] <vn> but I think it doesn't count for skint0r
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[03:42:18] <husi> 32:95
[03:42:18] <husi>
[03:42:18] <Zweq> just in time
[03:42:18] <magicmaen> send me 27 time zweq
[03:42:19] <[2fast]> finished 1 time
[03:42:19] <sny> husi: 2.5/2 ide
[03:42:20] <antz[Q]> did u take up apple on way left or back right?
[03:42:20] <Abula> i was leading the first 24mins hih
[03:42:20] <kiscica> husi elkÃ©stÃ©l kicsit nem?
[03:42:20] <kiscica>
[03:42:22] <cyre> fuck this
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[03:42:23] <sny> abu: nope
[03:42:23] <Kopa[cEp]> ZWEQ: WE WANNA SEE REPLAY..ok !
[03:42:23] <husi> ja de
[03:42:23] <husi> most nÃ©zem
[03:42:23] <sny> I was leading for a minute or two
[03:42:23] <amcsi> i finished it too
[03:42:23] <amcsi> hurray
[03:42:24] <[lotus]> send me the winner time please?!!
[03:42:25] <skint0r> everyone send recs
[03:42:26] <husi> me too
[03:42:35] <Zweq> should stop now
[03:42:36] <BarTek--> damn got 29,88....6th place
[03:42:38] <Epsilon-> yea
[03:42:38] <Epsilon-> i'm in good pos
[03:42:42] <amcsi> what pos am i?
[03:42:42] <antz[Q]> zweq send or upload rec
[03:42:44] <Brouk0000> nononon
[03:42:45] <husi> jcl leszel este?
[03:42:45] <Zweq> somebody has better time than me?
[03:42:46] <Brouk0000> mdfmgh[d
[03:42:46] <Brouk0000> dfhm[dfmhi
[03:42:46] <Brouk0000> dfhimn[dfhinm
[03:42:46] <Epsilon-> i'm fourth
[03:42:46] <Zweq> i was disconnected
[03:42:46] <Epsilon-> omg
[03:42:46] <Brouk0000> dfhijdf[hijd
[03:42:48] <Brouk0000> dfhjidf]hjimdf[
[03:42:48] <Brouk0000> ldfhidjmh
[03:42:48] <Zweq> is this 35mins battle???
[03:42:48] <antz[Q]> no zweq u won
[03:42:48] <Brouk0000> dhfmjdhi
[03:42:48] <vn> yeah THIS is what I fucking hate.....I beat cyre by 2hundreds after lots of work....then he fucking parts the channel saying fuck this....and no one ever know I beat him so evenly
[03:42:48] <Brouk0000> dhimj]dhi
[03:42:48] <Brouk0000> dfhinmdfihm
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[03:42:49] <Abula> sny, ok
[03:42:49] <Brouk0000> ihnmdofhm
[03:42:49] <Brouk0000> nmihdihmj
[03:42:49] <Brouk0000> hinm[doihjnmd
[03:42:49] <vn> skint0r... UNSEND LIST
[03:42:49] * skint0r sets mode: +b *!*jjjksdvgj@*.ha-vel.cz
[03:42:49] * Brouk0000 was kicked by skint0r (byu)
[03:42:50] <_sasha_> http://vk.mine.nu/vkprivupload/bdxuomni/Ba033sas.rec
[03:42:50] <antz[Q]> damn idiot..
[03:42:50] <antz[Q]> flooder
[03:42:51] <skint0r> vn?
[03:42:51] <magicmaen> bet i was bounce
[03:42:53] <Abula> zweq got 27,26?-)
[03:42:54] <kiscica> husi: leszek asszem
[03:42:54] <vn> we should make list of those who didn't send but said time
[03:42:55] <kiscica> ha el nem alszok
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[03:42:56] <magicmaen> onla: YE!
[03:42:56] <MoPo> 27 is quite good
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[03:42:56] <kiscica> 48Ã³rÃ¡ztam mÃ¡r megint
[03:42:56] <kiscica> buli volt
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[03:42:58] <Zweq> skintor my time was 27:"6
[03:43:00] <[lotus]> szia kiscica
[03:43:00] <Zweq> 27:26
[03:43:02] <magicman_> zweq upload winner/27 run
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[03:43:05] <amcsi> http://elmacucc.fw.hu/ba033aci.rec
[03:43:05] <amcsi> http://elmacucc.fw.hu/ba033aci.rec
[03:43:05] <amcsi> mine
[03:43:06] <Zweq> omg what lag!!!!
[03:43:08] <sny> screwed up MANY 28.9x-s (
[03:43:10] <sny> 10 at least
[03:43:10] <antz[Q]> bah, never did figure out that start
[03:43:14] <FixEM> 29Â¨.25
[03:43:15] <sny> finish was so annoying
[03:43:16] <Epsilon-> hey!
[03:43:17] <Epsilon-> i'm fourth skint!!!
[03:43:17] <Epsilon-> not abula
[03:43:17] <amcsi> nick is amcsi
[03:43:17] <magicman_> floo00oOoooD
[03:43:19] <amcsi> nat is hungarian
[03:43:19] <Epsilon-> no, i'm fifth
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[03:43:20] <Epsilon-> with 29.76
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[03:43:21] <antz[Q]> amcsi /msg him dumb
[03:43:22] <sny> amcsi: priviben
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[03:43:23] <amcsi> i sent him an e-mail
[03:43:23] <amcsi> ok
[03:43:23] <Zweq> i had 27:26
[03:43:23] <amcsi> kizt
[03:43:24] <antz[Q]> then why tell those here?..
[03:43:24] <amcsi> kit
[03:43:25] <antz[Q]> zweq damned upload!!
[03:43:26] <amcsi> skint
[03:43:26] <magicman_> UPLOAd...
[03:43:29] <Zweq> http://vk.mine.nu/vkprivupload/krnwdpps/ba033zwe.rec
[03:43:31] <SoC> Â¨dame
[03:43:33] <SoC> 30.39 i got now
[03:43:34] <vn> OK KEBAB
[03:43:34] <SoC> kebab =)
[03:43:36] <freakFRC> spadam: cze wszystkim
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[03:43:42] <Zweq> what i uploaded it ages ago
[03:43:42] <amcsi> http://elmacucc.fw.hu/ba033aci.rec
[03:43:42] <Zweq> http://vk.mine.nu/vkprivupload/krnwdpps/ba033zwe.rec
[03:43:42] <Zweq> http://vk.mine.nu/vkprivupload/krnwdpps/ba033zwe.rec
[03:43:43] <Zweq> http://vk.mine.nu/vkprivupload/krnwdpps/ba033zwe.rec
[03:43:44] <amcsi> http://elmacucc.fw.hu/ba033aci.rec
[03:43:44] <amcsi> http://elmacucc.fw.hu/ba033aci.rec
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[03:43:44] <jsim[EMA]> haha how wrong a style can one have ://
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[03:43:47] <SoC> nice
[03:43:47] <SoC> rec
[03:43:48] <SoC> i did wrong start
[03:43:48] <SoC> dame
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[03:43:53] <sny> demn, I was going hooked to the 2nd and 3rd apple
[03:43:53] <sny> nice style there, zweq
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is my irc fukked or wot?????

MagnusB · Post by **MagnusB** » 26 Apr 2003, 18:12

Netlag.
It's actually pretty funny when everyone suddenly posts at the same time.

Post by **SveinR** » 26 Apr 2003, 18:37

BarTek wrote:dont see the problem

Everyone posts almost simultaneously.

onlainari · Post by **onlainari** » 28 Apr 2003, 17:07

yeah your server is lagging. That is not a common problem for finnish,swedish and norwegian people. IRC root is in finland and in ircnet there are several servers in scandinavian countries so they are well synchronized. In ircnet you will be always in a little lag to scandinavian servers if you are from america ,australia,new zealand or whatever.. And if your australian server is lagging it often floods the lost text like that... blah blah,hard to explain.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 29 Apr 2003, 07:21

yea it sucks,

the worst part was that it happened like ten mins b4 battle started and im sitting here looking at IRC going why the fuk is nothing happening,
at 5 mins past the start time of battle and no ones says anything, im goin, why now why at 3 in the morning does it do this, im absolutly going nuts so i reboot and it sorta works, well enuff for me to get the level and play and work out wen i should send my time in,

i saw

FUCK living on the other side of the world

Antz · Post by **Antz** » 3 May 2003, 16:10

omg is it fun in #across

[18:04:22] <ZsoltEAM> hi
[18:04:37] <antz[Q]> hi
[18:04:43] <Cloud_> hi
[18:04:55] <Karlis> hi
[18:05:02] <pbear[Q]> hi
[18:05:09] <krychek> hi
[18:05:13] <Matsmato> hi
[18:05:17] <psykasvi> hi
[18:05:19] <sny^Vick> hi

MagnusB · Post by **MagnusB** » 3 May 2003, 18:48

[19:42:56] <Wieloryb> life is like a bitch- it always fuck

[19:43:10] <skint0r> life always fuck?
[19:43:24] <dz\> thats a nice life
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I thought that was funny for some reason.

Chris Penrose · Post by **Chris Penrose** » 6 May 2003, 16:44

[16:31] <[lotus]> hi all!
[16:31] <Zweq_TTT> don't shout!
[16:32] <[lotus]> hi zweq!

sonic_fruit · Post by **sonic_fruit** » 6 May 2003, 18:43

Chris Penrose wrote:[16:31] <[lotus]> hi all!
[16:31] <Zweq_TTT> don't shout!
[16:32] <[lotus]> hi zweq!

heh
oh man, that conjures up a funny mental image

onlainari · Post by **onlainari** » 7 May 2003, 01:49

03:40:33 OIZOtnt (oizo@04.ppp144.rsd.worldonline.se) arrives to #across
03:41:22 OIZOtntÂ» omg.. just played slalom for 2 hours.. never finished it good, finally i got so pissed I started to hit the keyboard as hard as I could.. all keys flew in air :P
03:41:41 ebcyscÂ» i dont see the point
03:41:43 OIZOtntÂ» brb, gonna find "enter", "del" and some more

LOLLEZ :Â©)

oizo · Post by **oizo** » 7 May 2003, 02:03

MagnusB wrote:[19:15:01] <cyre> how many clouds does it take to screw a lightbulb?
[19:15:27] <cyre> -none.. with cloud's luck, the lightbulb screws itself
[19:15:37] <yoosef> lol
[19:15:45] <Cloud->
[19:15:47] <Cloud-> heah
[19:15:48] <MagnusB> nice one

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Post by **Abula** » 13 May 2003, 19:41

21:34:35 < MagnusB> flowertouching men, and apple collectors... you should merge your teams
21:34:43 < MagnusB> so you can actually finish levels

Epsilon · Post by **Epsilon** » 13 May 2003, 22:23

Abula wrote:21:34:35 < MagnusB> flowertouching men, and apple collectors... you should merge your teams
21:34:43 < MagnusB> so you can actually finish levels

that's nice

I thought about a name for a team of losers who admit it (see WKE) - The KillrTouching Men [KM]

onlainari · Post by **onlainari** » 29 May 2003, 05:12

05:53:06 Jeppedy (Jeppe-nigh@0c-840471d5.022-64-68617010.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) arrives to #across
05:54:29 JeppedyÂ» 4:54
05:55:01 JeppedyÂ» 4:55
05:55:07 yoosef (-henah@0isozyme255.gprs.suomen2g.fi) arrives to #across
05:56:10 JeppedyÂ» 4:56
05:56:43 OIZOtnt disconnected: nsd (oizo@213.204.156.56)
05:57:01 JeppedyÂ» 4:57
05:57:17 mode set +b *!*eppe-nigh@*.022-64-68617010.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se by skint0r
05:57:17 * Jeppedy was kicked by skint0r (come back 5:57)
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06:02:24 Elf[AMD] (Elf@0a094-pool1.dialup.vtelecom.ru) arrives to #across
06:02:55 Elf[AMD]Â» Are you know about new world record on Enigma?
06:02:59 Elf[AMD]Â» 19:74
06:03:21 skint0rÂ» we are know
06:03:44 Elf[AMD]Â» by know-how?
06:03:57 skint0rÂ» yes
06:04:01 skint0rÂ» how know we do
06:04:23 Elf[AMD]Â» :)
06:04:35 Elf[AMD]Â» when it'll update?
06:05:31 skint0rÂ» we know not when why
06:06:10 Elf[AMD]Â» who "we"?
06:06:55 skint0rÂ» we know how we do
06:07:10 Elf[AMD]Â» ...
06:07:12 skint0rÂ» me and you
06:07:16 Elf[AMD]Â» ;)
06:07:31 Elf[AMD]Â» ok, and seriously?
06:08:39 Elf[AMD]Â» know-how is a kuski
06:09:02 skint0rÂ» he must be teh smart
06:09:43 Elf[AMD]Â» hehe
06:09:57 Elf[AMD]Â» he is russian
06:15:08 yoosef (-henah@0peptide244.gprs.suomen2g.fi) arrives to #across
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OK: 2 in 1 :))

2fast · Post by **2fast** » 30 May 2003, 18:32

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Don`t know why I like it

MagnusB · Post by **MagnusB** » 30 May 2003, 20:38

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Don`t know why I like it

Neither do I.
This thread is about posting #across quotes, not #across netsplits or #across join/quit patterns or whatever. Of course, exceptions can be made if it's really good (this isn't).

MopoGirl · Post by **MopoGirl** » 31 May 2003, 14:52

mag, i get the feeling you're in a bad mood?

m0nkeii · Post by **m0nkeii** » 3 Jun 2003, 11:59

[20:43] * MongosB has joined #across
[20:43] * Sandels sets mode: +l 64
[20:43] <psykasvi> mongosbear
[20:44] <m0nkeii> mongo
[20:44] * m0nkeii is now known as Mongoeii
[20:45] <Juble-> mongos so many mongos :0000
[20:46] <psykasvi> mongorle :O
[20:46] <Juble-> they are taking over Elma
[20:47] <Mongoeii> we will rule supreme
[20:47] <Mongoeii> and you petty non-mongos will tremble in fear
[20:48] <Juble-> ahhh ill go under my shell :)

the shell thing got me laughing

onlainari · Post by **onlainari** » 11 Jun 2003, 02:00

03:27:06 jazakyÂ» whats amiga?

03:47:44 devinÂ» austria is different country than australia right?

jazaky from usa and devin from...hmm...usa....a match...smart american duo :D

MopoGirl · Post by **MopoGirl** » 11 Jun 2003, 10:46

onlainari wrote:03:27:06 jazakyÂ» whats amiga?

03:47:44 devinÂ» austria is different country than australia right?

jazaky from usa and devin from...hmm...usa....a match...smart american duo

h0h0h0

tsk tsk, it's just something about americans.

Rigger · Post by **Rigger** » 11 Jun 2003, 11:54

[12:38:35] * MopoGirl kisses back
[12:38:35] <antz[Q]> omg it sounds so 13-year-old nick

[12:38:37] <MopoGirl> :*
[12:38:40] <Kopaka> http://www.moposite.com/mopolauta/viewtopic.php?t=1525 <--elma sreensaver
[12:38:41] <[EK]RAVEN> it's great nick
[12:38:43] <antz[Q]> omg you kissed my back?
[12:38:43] * RiggerRDK humps MopoGirls leg
[12:38:46] <RiggerRDK> 8*
[12:38:50] <[EK]RAVEN>

[12:38:51] <MopoGirl> no it's good
[12:39:08] * djacosmo has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[12:39:12] <antz[Q]> yeah right, i know you're all lauhging at me

[12:39:23] <BeastPete> kiss me too!!!!!!!
[12:39:25] <BeastPete>

[12:39:30] <RiggerRDK> 8*Ã˜
[12:39:32] <zweq> it is greaterstest nick ok
[12:39:32] * Kopaka has quit IRC (http://chat.ircnet.org/)
[12:39:34] <RiggerRDK> 8*
[12:39:47] * BeastPete grabs MopoGirl's breasts
[12:39:49] <BeastPete>

[12:39:49] * djacosmo has joined #across
[12:40:05] <[EK]RAVEN>

[12:40:08] <BeastPete> <antz[Q]> omg you kissed my back?
[12:40:11] * MopoGirl slaps beast
[12:40:13] <BeastPete>

DDD
[12:40:19] <antz[Q]> [13:36:23] * MopoGirl kisses back
[12:40:19] <MopoGirl> no boob grabbing!
[12:40:27] <Juble-> you guys are like super horny

[12:40:33] <[EK]RAVEN> omg boobs:)
[12:40:36] <antz[Q]> juble ? not me
[12:40:39] <[EK]RAVEN> i want boobs:)
[12:40:39] <MopoGirl> lol not again!
[12:40:42] <antz[Q]> i just kissed her
[12:40:45] <MopoGirl> ok bye everyone
[12:40:50] * MopoGirl has quit IRC (meow)
[12:40:51] <zweq> juble or supermongo

[12:40:59] <BeastPete>

[12:41:04] <RiggerRDK> (.)(.)
[12:41:07] <RiggerRDK> there u go
[12:41:07] <antz[Q]> omg you made her run away
[12:41:11] <antz[Q]> you sick perverts
[12:41:12] <BeastPete> we made her go away
[12:41:14] <BeastPete>

[12:41:20] <antz[Q]> i hate you
[12:41:22] <BeastPete>

DD
[12:41:22] <[EK]RAVEN> no you made her:P
[12:41:23] <antz[Q]> all of you
[12:41:24] <BeastPete> LOL
[12:41:26] <BeastPete>

[12:41:28] <Juble-> super mongo juble

[12:41:36] <BeastPete> you might be kissing badly
[12:41:39] <BeastPete>

[12:41:50] <BeastPete> this is the reason

Awwww ... pour antzy

\-Rigger

MopoGirl · Post by **MopoGirl** » 11 Jun 2003, 12:15

heh actully there was smth i wanted to see on tv!! antz is a fine kisser

devin · Post by **devin** » 12 Jun 2003, 15:29

ok we arent that dumb....im sure jazaky knows what "amiga" is being that he has had 2 years of spanish (if thats even what u are talking about)

and about my question, i knew it was a different country, someone b4 confused me cause i said something like "its austrian" and someone else replied, "australian are everywhere" (we were talking about KTM motorcycles)

yes austria is a country in europe and australia is floating out in the middle of an ocean somewhere.

phew had to save face...

onlainari · Post by **onlainari** » 12 Jun 2003, 17:45

we didnt refer to spanish word amigo... if nothing else pops in your mind from word amiga...then i guess computers were only big luxury there in caves of america...hmm

Vaitork · Post by **Vaitork** » 12 Jun 2003, 18:25

onlainari wrote:...in caves of america...hmm

NORTH-America... i know Amiga is a game console

Karlis · Post by **Karlis** » 12 Jun 2003, 19:04

Vaitork wrote: NORTH-America... i know Amiga is a game console

game console?????????????????????? it was a powerfull computer, still is

KickZ · Post by **KickZ** » 12 Jun 2003, 21:57

<devin> 8 mins left
<KickZ_TAH> how many min. to go?
<KickZ_TAH> ok
<devin> 8 mins left

hmmmm....... weird, but happens many times

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 13 Jun 2003, 09:39

KickZ wrote:<devin> 8 mins left
<KickZ_TAH> how many min. to go?
<KickZ_TAH> ok
<devin> 8 mins left

hmmmm....... weird, but happens many times

If you had timestamps on you could proberly see that the first two posts are writed almost similary, and that KickZ couldn't see devins first post, before 0.1 sec beforehe pressed enter...

Karlis · Post by **Karlis** » 15 Jun 2003, 00:28

ok this is not from #across but #elma.ru

[02:06:49] [[JM]] who r u?
[02:07:13] [ggggg] who who?
[02:07:21] [ggggg] r_u?
[02:07:26] [[JM]]

)))))
[02:07:31] [ggggg] or ru?
[02:07:37] [[JM]] r - are, u - you
[02:07:43] [ggggg] i'm ru!

2fast · Post by **2fast** » 15 Jun 2003, 19:33

#mopobattle

dz\ is now known as antz[Q]
* antz[Q] is now known as Cloud_
* Cloud_ is now known as ohdame
* ohdame is now known as Pantz[Q]
* MagnusB is now known as Napol[Q]
* Pantz[Q] is now known as MagnusB
* dzSEWING is now known as MagnusA
* Napol[Q] is now known as MagnusC
* Cloud- is now known as MagnusD
* MagnusA is now known as dz\
* MagnusD is now known as Cloud-
* MagnusB is now known as antz_
* antz_ is now known as napol[Q]
* dz\ is now known as [2fats]
* Cloud- is now known as mongo
* MagnusC is now known as MagnusB
* [2fast] is now known as dz\
* dz\ is now known as [2fast]
* napol[Q] is now known as Napol[Q]
* mongo is now known as WAVES
<veezay> ok.

devin · Post by **devin** » 16 Jun 2003, 04:02

[23:08:23] <Jeppe__> lets battle !!!
[23:08:26] <devin> u make :P
[23:08:35] <Jeppe__> naah
[23:08:35] <Jeppe__> u make
[23:08:38] <devin> u make
[23:08:44] <Jeppe__> u make
[23:08:44] <devin> u make
[23:08:48] <Jeppe__> u make
[23:08:48] <devin> u make
[23:08:54] <Jeppe__> u make
[23:08:56] <devin> u make
[23:08:58] <devin> NO!
[23:09:00] <Jeppe__> u make
[23:09:01] <devin> hahha
[23:09:02] <devin> u make
[23:09:05] <Jeppe__> heheh1

that was kinda funny atm

cyre · Post by **cyre** » 16 Jun 2003, 19:01

[20:47:44] * SoC_AC has joined #across
[20:48:16] <SoC_AC> hi
[20:48:28] <Karliz> omg, mongo imperium strikes bakc

ThanaTos · Post by **ThanaTos** » 17 Jun 2003, 03:17

This isn't from #across, and it even isn't elma related, but it's so damn funny. I hope you'll enjoy as much as I did

.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

-------------------

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

J-Dogg: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Partner: mmmm, okay.
J-Dogg: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Partner: Yeah I like it rough.
J-Dogg: I smack you thick booty.
Partner: Oh yeah, that feels good j.
J-Dogg: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
J-Dogg: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Partner: you like that?
J-Dogg: I peel some bananas.
Partner: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
J-Dogg: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Partner: Peanuts?
J-Dogg: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Partner: What are you talking about?
J-Dogg: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Partner: This is stupid.
J-Dogg: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
J-Dogg: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
J-Dogg: Yeeaahhhh.
Partner: /ignore
J-Dogg: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
J-Dogg: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

-----

Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipshit.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.

----

J-Dogg: Wanna cyber?
Partner7: Sure, you into vegetables?
J-Dogg: What like gardening an shit?
Partner7: Yeah, something like that.
J-Dogg: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
J-Dogg: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Partner7: is that it?
J-Dogg: You water your tomato patch.
J-Dogg: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Partner7: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
J-Dogg: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
J-Dogg: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
Partner7: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
J-Dogg: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
J-Dogg: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
Partner7: ...
J-Dogg: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Partner7: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
J-Dogg: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Partner7: whatever.

----
J-dogg:Hey Kate, I saw you on the hs chatroom
J-dogg:Your pretty funny
DirtyKate:I don't remember you.. but thanx
J-dogg:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody

DirtyKate:Who are you?
J-dogg:I graduated two years ago. I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot. Right now I'm going to Auburn
J-dogg:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my new Sebring
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
J-dogg:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
J-dogg:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
J-dogg:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
J-dogg:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<pause>
DirtyKate:Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
J-dogg:You can't hurry good pizza.
J-dogg:I'm on my way now though
<pause>
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
J-dogg:How did you know?
J-dogg:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
J-dogg:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
J-dogg:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
J-dogg:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the fuck?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate:Fuck

J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
Partner8: Who the fuck are you?
J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
J-Dogg: Fuck me, Fuck me.
J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.
Partner8: Is that like cancer?
J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.
Partner8: Good one romeo.
J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.
Partner8: that was never a haiku.
J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"
J-Dogg: So you ready to fuck then?
Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.
J-Dogg: ...
Partner8: ?
J-Dogg: I'm spent.

-------------------------

Jdogg:Hey
QT-Pie:Hey
Jdogg:whats goin on
QT-Pie:Nothing. Who are you?
Jdogg:Jdogg. Wanna cyber?
QT-Pie:what does that mean?
Jdogg:what are you wearing?
QT-Pie:T-shirt. Jeans.
Jdogg:Garter belt?
QT-Pie:Ummm...no.
Jdogg:Are we gonna cyber or not?
QT-Pie: uh, okay.
Jdogg:Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your pussy stink from here.
QT-Pie: WHAT?!
Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg.
Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.

MagnusB · Post by **MagnusB** » 17 Jun 2003, 03:48

Thanatos wrote:quotes

Old*, but great.

This thread is for #across quotes though, start a new thread about chatlogs (in non-elma) if you want to.

* Internet old (a couple of months)

devin · Post by **devin** » 17 Jun 2003, 03:51

OMG, that was some great shit, i havnt laughed so hard in a while...

were you jdogg?

MagnusB · Post by **MagnusB** » 17 Jun 2003, 04:19

devin wrote:were you jdogg?

J-dogg is made by a guy with the nick Dr. Ninjaforkian from these forums. He (J-dogg) is apparently partially based on a real person.

Karlis · Post by **Karlis** » 17 Jun 2003, 06:08

lolz, those were so good, really want a more of that, make the new thread plz

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 17 Jun 2003, 07:38

is that from irc channel

if it is which one

2fast · Post by **2fast** » 17 Jun 2003, 07:44

Jalli copyed some funny stuff too yesterday.They were from some irc channel,but I don`t know which one

MopoGirl · Post by **MopoGirl** » 22 Jun 2003, 10:40

<MopoGirl> hi
<antz[Q]> roni!
<antz[Q]> :*
<MopoGirl> pantz! :**
<MopoGirl> what's up?
<Cloud-> at least not your pantz :*

nice

petsen · Post by **petsen** » 22 Jun 2003, 13:47

OMG those jdogg quotes were LOL!!!! more more

MopoGirl · Post by **MopoGirl** » 22 Jun 2003, 15:25

yea they're really funny

but WAY off topic, they're not even from IRC, they're from AIM

Juish · Post by **Juish** » 26 Jun 2003, 07:00

<Juish_AC> your moms so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.11!!!!!!
<skint0r> heah
<Juish_AC> lol
<skint0r> your mom's so mongo she drove wrong way on He He
<Juish_AC> lol
<Juish_AC> omg that is funny

omg baderst joke ever