#across quotes

John · Post by **John** » 17 Aug 2005, 17:02

[17:59:50] <BarTek--> the washing machine died during a program and now the hatch has jammed, cant open it lOL. all my clothes in there, rofl rolf rÃ¶lf

[18:04:05] <BarTek--> heh i kicked the machine and shouted "tusan rÃ¶var oxo!". These yalla kids were sitting outside like 10 of them on a bench and looked at me. I gave them the "wtf u looking at" gesture with my hands - rofl - they all gave my the ghetto gesture back
[18:04:30] <BarTek--> like 10 small kids doing this to you: http://personal.monm.edu/MLEISER/Lindsa ... 0Side).JPG

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 19 Aug 2005, 20:36

[21:18:25] <Fihlvein> exam + august + saturday
[21:18:36] * HesteRace has joined #across
[21:20:25] <Sierra`> u do it too
[21:22:39] <Fihlvein> no, tomorrow girl-free, was thinking about drinking whole day
[21:22:58] * edg has left #across
[21:23:15] <Sierra`> i'd love to join you
[21:25:27] <Fihlvein> np. Ad Maiorem Dei Gloriam - Killteck (4:29) Â¤Â¤Â¤ type "swink" to dl
[21:26:27] <ramone> sierra, girl free!
[21:27:10] <Sierra`> haha

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 22 Aug 2005, 08:11

from #battle:

[10:59] <motoxer9> does any one else have lev?
[10:59] <Sierra`> i have kuk
[11:00] <motoxer9> whats that
[11:01] <Sierra`> you will never know

[11:01] <motoxer9> guess not

AHA. i mean lolz, even retards should figure out what "kuk" means

Dynamo · Post by **Dynamo** » 22 Aug 2005, 08:26

What? wth does 'kuk' mean?

Like some sort of turtle shell?

An animal noise? wtf

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 22 Aug 2005, 12:36

I don't see why it should be obvious to foreigners what 'kuk' means either.

CaeZar · Post by **CaeZar** » 22 Aug 2005, 13:17

Haha sierra

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 22 Aug 2005, 19:30

if your like 99% of the kuskis is from nordic ountries then its easy to know but its just idiotic to think that other ppl will now, maybe if you spelled it kok or somehting now that laughs at all stupÃ¥ids swedes!

but the quote still max funny

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 22 Aug 2005, 23:13

[23:56:44] <teh_mila> btw did you notice, there are 9 FM wrs on left side and no on the right of the table?
[23:56:50] <teh_mila> fm owns left side;)
[23:56:53] <Jalli_ICE> ye, they're half retired
[23:57:03] <teh_mila>
[23:57:06] <Abula> karlis got only shareware elma
[23:57:08] * ZeroxCOS has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[23:57:11] <teh_mila> LOL

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 23 Aug 2005, 00:42

i am not swedish. the first time i saw 'kuk' it was instantly obvious what it meant, and i didn't even know it was a real swedish word. it only takes some common sense and minimal speculation to translate such a simple three-letter word

Jalli · Post by **Jalli** » 23 Aug 2005, 02:38

if you go to Denmark you'll find out they have kuk in their computer quite often though Sierra...

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 23 Aug 2005, 20:25

sierra your too mongo to know how to correctly spell it, and your pretty involved with the mongo swenglish talking thats going on in across but motorex is just a normal human being.

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 24 Aug 2005, 16:52

Juski wrote:sierra your too mongo to know how to correctly spell it, and your pretty involved with the mongo swenglish talking thats going on in across but motorex is just a normal human being.

maybe die plz??? as i said, it's pure common sense. if anyone from anywhere asks me what i thought the word "kuk" meant i would guess "cock" since the words sound very similar. and even if i wasn't smart enough to figure that out, when placed in the context in which i owned that n00b, it's even more obvious that it means something somewhat dirty and/or controversial, which leads you even further to the "cock" conclusion. but he didn't have that intellectual initiative, and hence he got owned. and i pasted it here. and people laughed. sorry if you didn't follow the rationale there.

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 24 Aug 2005, 19:17

-->20:16:52<-- <teh_mila> 777

milagros · Post by **milagros** » 24 Aug 2005, 20:02

Joins: teh_mila (very_big_@81-179-78-22.dsl.pipex.com) [77 users]
<Fihlvein> milas hotmask has a word "pipex", how cool is that

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 24 Aug 2005, 22:27

what does kuk mean?

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 24 Aug 2005, 22:50

8-ball wrote:what does kuk mean?

Hint:

sierra wrote:if anyone from anywhere asks me what i thought the word "kuk" meant i would guess "cock" since the words sound very similar.

John · Post by **John** » 27 Aug 2005, 02:23

[03:15:06] * RavenTAH is now known as Ravpr0n
[03:15:13] * Ravpr0n is now known as RavenTAH

Raven is fast

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 27 Aug 2005, 22:11

[00:11:08] <RavenTAH> !getfact
[00:11:09] <Kegge> The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

Wezz · Post by **Wezz** » 28 Aug 2005, 09:42

Yeah saw that too in room. loalz

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 29 Aug 2005, 05:38

[08:36] <Sierra`> np: Glenn Gould - Bach's Goldberg Variations - Variation 12 Cannone alla Quarta.mp3 * type "/part" to download
[08:37] * motoxer9 has left #battle
[08:37] * deadnite- has joined #battle
[08:37] <Sierra`> aaahahahahahahahahaahhhahaaaahaahahah
[08:37] <Sierra`> ez across quote
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John · Post by **John** » 13 Sep 2005, 15:02

[15:13:12] <Jappe2> sierra all brits hev bead teeht

nice prejudice

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 14 Sep 2005, 14:12

Your thinking power must be extremely weak to have arrived at such an ignorant statement. And your knowledge is misguided.

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 17 Sep 2005, 22:40

About beating Serpents Tale WR:

[20:10:31] <Karlis> sach ez, only 2 impossible parts for me
[20:10:41] <teh_mila>
[20:10:52] <zw0r-MK> first half and second half? P
[20:11:00] <jaytea> LOL!

jaytea · Post by **jaytea** » 18 Sep 2005, 17:02

i hope zworqy whanes to be my friend now

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 18 Sep 2005, 17:23

omg the lolness of zworqy's avatar is only just hitting me

lol

seriously, everybody should look at it some more to fully appreciate the hilarity

Karlis · Post by **Karlis** » 18 Sep 2005, 17:27

posting your own "funny" quote is just so stupid imo

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 18 Sep 2005, 18:26

Karlis wrote:posting your own "funny" quote is just so stupid imo

I wouldn't have posted it if noone had written "lol" or similar in #across

Karlis · Post by **Karlis** » 18 Sep 2005, 18:46

zworqy wrote:
Karlis wrote:posting your own "funny" quote is just so stupid imo
I wouldn't have posted it if noone had written "lol" or similar in #across

if jaytea writes LOL it doesnt mean it is funny

milagros · Post by **milagros** » 18 Sep 2005, 18:51

Karlis wrote:
zworqy wrote:
Karlis wrote:posting your own "funny" quote is just so stupid imo
I wouldn't have posted it if noone had written "lol" or similar in #across
if jaytea writes LOL it doesnt mean it is funny

this time it was:)

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 28 Sep 2005, 12:15

[12:04] <jallax> is some one here good at html?
[12:04] <jaytea_> used to be
[12:05] <jaytea_> i used to be uber pro
[12:05] <jallax> cool
[12:05] <jaytea_> now im like unter noob
[12:05] <jallax> hehe
[12:05] <jallax> like me
[12:05] <jaytea_> no, youve always sucked
[12:05] *** jaytea_ is now known as jaytea
[12:05] <jallax> haha
[12:05] <jaytea> my point was that i was actually good at html at one point
[12:06] <jallax> what kind of sites have you made?
[12:06] <jaytea> incredible ones

jayteaness ;D

Jake · Post by **Jake** » 28 Sep 2005, 13:44

maybe time to paste my first quote here too...
Jaytea never says new battle if he is asking one,itÂ´s always something similar to that or just something "jaytea" style.

[03:53:24] <jaytea> new
[03:53:26] <jaytea> um
[03:53:29] <jaytea> whats that word
[03:53:32] <jaytea> begins with b
[03:53:51] <jaytea> band?
[03:53:53] <jaytea> no thats not it
[03:53:56] <jaytea> banana
[03:54:01] <jaytea> no. help me
[03:54:09] <jaytea> balaklava
[03:54:11] <battlebot> bane?
[03:54:22] <jaytea> lol
[03:55:23] <Sierra`> ;D ;D

Lukazz · Post by **Lukazz** » 4 Oct 2005, 20:29

[21:28:02] [devan] omg tight like 12 yr old pussy

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 13 Oct 2005, 04:42

sorry axxu, but this was impsy

[16:06:19] <Karlis> yea axxu is a truu party guy who plays only few mins a week

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 15 Oct 2005, 21:14

-->22:01:19<-- <CMc[TEM]> I think you have to have elma to be a noob, he's just a moron

dissing some noob in battle that doesnt knew what elma was :P

twipley · Post by **twipley** » 16 Oct 2005, 06:18

<CMc[TEM]> I think you have at least to have elma to be considered as a noob; He, he's just a moron.

lol

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 16 Oct 2005, 14:01

nice one twipley ;)

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 30 Oct 2005, 22:19

[21:14:34] <Sierra`> SveinR is good
[21:14:41] <ZinfoX> :/
[21:14:44] <ZinfoX> dl lev now :X
[21:15:11] <SveinR> 24.00
[21:15:29] <LutherICE> 24,25
[21:15:32] <battlebot> --------------- 3mins left ---------------
[21:16:17] <battlebot> SveinR touched me in a special place

John · Post by **John** » 8 Nov 2005, 16:14

[16:03:22] <jaytea> uh milk was invented in 1966

dz · Post by dz » 28 Nov 2005, 16:50

<Giancarlo> zomgmao torfl

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 29 Nov 2005, 18:55

Code: Select all

[16:51:07] <px> ok

i irllolled at that

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 10 Dec 2005, 03:08

After jt won a battle...

[04:05:30] <jaytea> icant find my rec
[04:05:35] <jaytea> hahahaha who got it

jaytea · Post by **jaytea** » 10 Dec 2005, 04:43

aw you didnt get the joke

[21:05:45] <@battlebot> Results for Japbt404.lev by Jappe2 [Lom]

[21:05:58] <jaytea> icant find my rec

404 is the http code for 'file not found'. it was a PC joke! the second line was asking who understood it, clearly not you

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 10 Dec 2005, 05:07

Oh, i understood it in very different way

jaytea · Post by **jaytea** » 10 Dec 2005, 05:40

oh you used a different style, coal

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 10 Dec 2005, 23:35

[00:36:10] <Phillip> yes
[00:36:13] <Jappe2> no
[00:36:15] <Jappe2> yes
[00:36:16] <Jappe2> no

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » 11 Dec 2005, 21:32

hahaha, nice one!. A great example how Elma affects our brains..

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 11 Dec 2005, 22:13

Haha, great.

Jake · Post by **Jake** » 11 Dec 2005, 22:40

elma? bah ez also one of the scoring times @ ranks

Luther · Post by **Luther** » 12 Dec 2005, 04:08

[04:08:09] <LutherICE> skintan do teh ;D

sach rat mind ;X

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 15 Dec 2005, 12:36

-->12:35:30<-- <berh[WnM]> why you don't like cheaterz

:D