Your Elma Zodiak

[Juish]

I turned headbanger today! What internal matches your current age. Or which internal coming soon to your life.
note: don't post your age, just the lev title.

The Elma Zodiak
(year 56 = warm up, 57 = flat track, 58 =..... and so on)

Warm Up - Year 1
You are just starting your transcendence into the elma realm. Either with your first glimpse of a rotating apple or rekindling your love for the game after many years. You have nothing to lose and a long time left to master your skills.

Flat Track - Year 2
The calmness is in you. You may find it smoother to head in the left direction. But don't be fooled by your size, a quick spin can stretch you just far enough to create explosive energy.

Twin Peaks - Year 3
You take shortcuts without a blink of thought, right off the start. You are like a double edged sword, sharper than a killer's spike. Poised when needed with no fear of being snagged in the grasps of evil below.

Over & Under - Year 4
Watch your step, do not fall down the stairs. You are curious for speed but sometimes you stay too low. Causing you to miss some things. You jump for longevity not for the sky.

Uphill Battle - Year 5
You are slippery and grounded. You keep your head inches from the floor, yet your feet are still running. You take a step back to allow you to spring forward. You turn hills into speed bumps.

Long Haul - Year 6
You can be confusing but that's how you like it. Always going back and forth. You go full speed into posts and walk away without a scratch on you. You are also solid like a brick.

Hi Flyer - Year 7
It may seem to be all about U. But there is more than meets the eye. You can be very brutal going left or loose going right. All you know is you need to get over the hill. There may be an enemy in your life you need to overcome before you can finish.

Tag - Year 8
You're it! 0r you may think you are. You stick your nose right in to smell the flowers. You are young with lots of room for fine tuning.

Tunnel Terror - Year 9
On your way to adolescence there will be a long, hard struggle before you achieve double digits. This year may seem like it's all uphill. But once at the top it's a quick flip away from cruising to greatness.

The Steppes - Year 10
You can see how easy life can be. One wall stands in your way. You hurdle over like an Olympian to snag your dreams.

Gravity Ride - Year 11
Full of figuring out life. You feel like you floating back and forth. Developing timing is key to keeping your insanity during this stage of your life. You must learn to go with the flow, do not force it.

Islands in the Sky - Year 12
You are all over the map. Like a social butterfly. Not staying on any platform for too long. But be weary of which friends to avoid, they will only slow you down.

Hill Legend - Year 13
You will find yourself heading slightly in reverse, almost hanging on. Things will turn quickly in a positive route. Give yourself space to breath late in the year.

Loop-De-Loop - Year 14
You have the choice to take the fast hard road or the easy winding road. Each road ends in the same place. But how fast would you like to get there?

Serpents Tale - Year 15
This year is your first big test. You ain't young and you ain't old. This year is a true test of your manshood. Many choices will arise, alot of places to go wrong. Meditate to the great golden kuski in the sky and the path shall be revealed.

New Wave - Year 16
Now's the time to stand up on your board and ride the waves. Save your money. Once you're precarious you will be much happier you started now. It may take a long time to achieve your goals but you will get there if you plan your path.

Labyrinth - Year 17
Time to hit the rolling meadows. Don't watch the scenery to closely, you may fall off track. It's time to focus on the turning point in the year. Either cruise through or bound over.

Spiral - Year 18

Turn Around - Year 19

Upside Down - Year 20

Hangman - Year 21

Slalom - Year 22

Quick Round - Year 23

Ramp Frenzy - Year 24

Precarious - Year 25

Circuitous - Year 26

Shelf Life - Year 27

Bounce Back - Year 28

Headbanger - Year 29

Pipe - Year 30

Animal Farm - Year 31

Steep Corner - Year 32

Zig-Zag - Year 33

Bumpy Journey - Year 34

Labyrinth Pro - Year 35

Fruit in the Den - Year 36

Jaws - Year 37

Curvaceous - Year 38

Haircut - Year 39

Double Trouble - Year 40

Framework - Year 41

Enduro - Year 42

He He - Year 43

Freefall - Year 44

Sink - Year 45

Bowling - Year 46

Enigma - Year 47

Downhill - Year 48

What the Heck - Year 49

Expert System - Year 50

Tricks Abound - Year 51

Hang Tight - Year 52

Hooked - Year 53

Apple Harvest - Year 54

More Levels - Year 55
You have reached full Elma enlightenment. You may never touch the forbidden flower here. Instead you must choose the afterlife or reincarnate back to where it all began. Oh one.

[Mrrrr]

This sounds like fun. I'm just about to finish Headbanger this month and start Pipe.

[Lousku]

This tropic discriminates against Ded.

[Juish]

zodiak repeats like every cultures, 56 = warm up

[Pascal]

Turning Quick Round in 3 weeks or so.

[Juish]

gz soon

[roope]

I'm hangyman o,o

[Grace]

I'm hangman also. Here I write a zodiac:

21 - Hangman: You'll repeatedly fuck things up early on in this year; however once you've settled down a little, things will go smoothly. A funny russian man will do things to you that nobody expects.

[Juish]

yes definately fun to make them up! Mans continue

[Zero]

My life will turn around in a month

[jblaze]

My life will turn around in a month

mine will turn upside down in exagly two

[Zweq]

feeling depressed??? riding in bottom??? dont wory, bounce back dvd is here. preorder now 9.999999999k$ thousand dolar

"bounce back dvd taught me how to bounce back" - mother of three
"bounce back dvd really opened my eyes" - random afroamerican individual

[sunl]

More Levels zodiac: Congratulations, you have mastered elma and are now old enough to retire from professional elma gaming scene and move on to other things in life

[Hosp]

im spiraling u mudafakas knowutamseyn

[Juish]

sayin sayin sayin jrock baby

~credit sunl suggestion 55