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EOL quotes

Post by jblaze » 26 Jul 2017, 21:29

there was belma quotes topic, there is #across quotes, lets go on with tru EOL quote topic

i'll start off with my collection of quotes that i found funny or interesting in some way. most of these are from 2011, i stopped collecting anything in 2013.

i shared those with nick-o-matic for the femquiz2017, a couple of those have made it to the quiz :p

http://kopasite.net/up/1/Quotes.txt

also separated quotes of talli yeahs and ramone for lovers of these brrilliant specific mans

http://kopasite.net/up/1/quotes%20ramone.txt
http://kopasite.net/up/1/quotes%20talli.txt
http://kopasite.net/up/1/quotes%20yeahs.txt

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Re: EOL quotes

Post by Ramone » 27 Jul 2017, 01:59

Why the fuck I havent got chatbanned???
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Re: EOL quotes

Post by iCS » 27 Jul 2017, 12:21

Ramone wrote:Why the fuck I havent got chatbanned???
because:
<EOL_bot> (Blaztek): Wait what? Ramone playing own balle?
<EOL_bot> (Ramone): well tested for that ;)
<EOL_bot> (Ramone): was no battle
<EOL_bot> (Blaztek): I got banned two weeks for such action Ramone!
<EOL_bot> (Ramone): and me and mad needed ram vs mad
<EOL_bot> (Ramone): so made and added allow starter
<EOL_bot> (Ramone): I asked first. mad said uyes
<EOL_bot> (Ramone): I dont get bans
<EOL_bot> (Blaztek): I asked the online guys too.
<EOL_bot> (Ramone): Im ramone ;)

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Post by Madness » 27 Jul 2017, 14:31

These cracked me up:

[04:30:11] ( Death) worst level that i've ever saw ever
[04:30:20] ( klaskerlol) so why enter
[04:30:38] ( Death) your level sucked so much that it sucked me in
[04:30:47] ( Death) i couldn't get out

[00:37:39] (Mawane) shoudl save all your records whetever shit or good recs
[00:37:47] (Mawane) ops wrong chat
[00:38:06] (Pab) no im telling you the horse liked it!
[00:38:09] (Pab) ops wrong chat

[19:27:01] (anpdad) more fun to just sit and read something or play doom
[19:27:07] (anpdad) on laptop while driving in bus)
[19:27:15] (Zweq) DOOM?!
[19:27:29] (Zweq) obviously you should brainstorm elma
[19:27:44] (anpdad) elma looks less impressive
[19:28:06] (anpdad) grannies sitting beside me are always more impressed
[19:28:13] (anpdad) when i crush imps' skulls in doom.

[11:04:24] (astral-r) how to masturbating?
[11:05:13] (astral-r) any body knows?
[11:05:18] (jonsykkel) i know
[11:05:26] (astral-r) how?
[11:05:47] (jonsykkel) pretend hand is motorbike and dick is hill

[01:34:34] (FW) quittting elma is impsy
[01:34:50] (Pab) not impsy i did it 10 times

[02:21:16] (Pab) i dont know if i should tell but top3 got diferent styles
[02:21:24] (Markku) don't tell
[02:21:27] (Pab) ok
[02:21:30] (Pab) i dont tell
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Post by iCS » 18 Sep 2017, 21:52

right after end of a battle:
<Ramone> gz bjenn always best!
<Luther> rofl rec
<Luther> ROFL
<Luther> oh it was mine)

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Post by iCS » 27 Oct 2017, 20:23

today's best:
<tomator>: also vvhy no more chris levs?
<kuchitsu>: he ran out of ideas

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Post by kuchitsu » 8 Nov 2017, 23:29

<SirLancelott> Who made my shirt?
<iCS> me
<iCS> i made some 80+ shirts
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Post by danitah » 9 Nov 2017, 11:58

<EOL_bot> (talli): nek collect pokemons irl?
<EOL_bot> (Nekit): sure no :))
<EOL_bot> (Nekit): only in brain :)

<EOL_bot> (Nekit): when baby in body of women = ?
<EOL_bot> (Ramone): rus ppl say impsy?
<EOL_bot> (Ramone): pregnant?
<EOL_bot> (Nekit): yeyeye
<EOL_bot> (Nekit): impsy to be semi pregnant)))
<EOL_bot> (Nekit): so and Zero)) impsy to be semi good hiller))
<EOL_bot> (Nekit): or good hiller or Zero :D)
<EOL_bot> (Nekit): ahhahaha joke))

[23:13:52] <EOL_bot> (Ramone): someone else can mak levs now :D
[23:14:00] <EOL_bot> (Ramone): Im out for a while anyway
[23:15:49] <EOL_bot> (Ramone): ok back
[23:15:52] <EOL_bot> (Ramone): I make new anyway.

[08:35:52] <chris> !bike 0km
[08:35:52] <version> chris: added 0 meter, har now cruzed 0 total
[08:35:55] <chris__> :>

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Re: EOL quotes

Post by pawq » 9 Nov 2017, 12:38

danitah wrote:<EOL_bot> (Nekit): when baby in body of women = ?
<EOL_bot> (Ramone): rus ppl say impsy?
<EOL_bot> (Ramone): pregnant?
<EOL_bot> (Nekit): yeyeye
<EOL_bot> (Nekit): impsy to be semi pregnant)))
<EOL_bot> (Nekit): so and Zero)) impsy to be semi good hiller))
<EOL_bot> (Nekit): or good hiller or Zero :D)
<EOL_bot> (Nekit): ahhahaha joke))
wow, zero rekt hard =D first time I've seen Nekit burn someone so badly!

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Re: EOL quotes

Post by Bludek » 9 Nov 2017, 14:17

Omg, I've read it like four times and it didn't make sense to me, coz I've read "semi good hitler" everytime. It makes a bit more sense to my now after reading it correctly.

Also, I was in super serious mode while reading dani's post(coz am at work), so even reading this single line "when baby in body of women = ?" made me lough out loud. edit: everything else was funny too btw.

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Post by bene » 9 Nov 2017, 21:50

<EOL_bot> (Ruben): don't worry xira, elmans are like high school girls
<EOL_bot> (Ruben): they lash out at the tiniest thing but they are ultimately
<EOL_bot> (Ruben): harmless
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Post by Zero » 9 Nov 2017, 23:10

pawq wrote:
danitah wrote:<EOL_bot> (Nekit): when baby in body of women = ?
<EOL_bot> (Ramone): rus ppl say impsy?
<EOL_bot> (Ramone): pregnant?
<EOL_bot> (Nekit): yeyeye
<EOL_bot> (Nekit): impsy to be semi pregnant)))
<EOL_bot> (Nekit): so and Zero)) impsy to be semi good hiller))
<EOL_bot> (Nekit): or good hiller or Zero :D)
<EOL_bot> (Nekit): ahhahaha joke))
wow, zero rekt hard =D first time I've seen Nekit burn someone so badly!
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Post by iCS » 13 Nov 2017, 20:01

<ZWeQ> still my best "such" wr is from turkey
<ZWeQ> playing in hotel room with laptop i havent played before

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Post by danitah » 18 Nov 2017, 00:38

(Ramone): no one want blacks now

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Post by Hosp » 18 Nov 2017, 07:08

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Post by ribot » 7 Dec 2017, 23:48

can't remember this convo, but i remember the prost ^^

23:40 < EOL_bot> (Ramone): Xira. ribot good man to talk with
23:40 < EOL_bot> (Ramone): I once saw a prostitute tried to pick him up
23:40 < EOL_bot> (Ramone): but he said: you cant give me what I want
23:40 < EOL_bot> * balle Fyr617.lev is over. Results: http://elmaonline.net/battles/126515
23:40 < EOL_bot> * can't upload winner rec to recsource :(
23:40 < EOL_bot> (Ramone): she asked what:
23:40 < EOL_bot> (talli): was fun balle
23:40 < EOL_bot> (Ramone): so he replied: I want to go to another dimension :)

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Post by Ruben » 30 Dec 2017, 03:50

<EOL_bot> (Hosp): at least tonight I will not hear mans have sex in room next to me
<EOL_bot> (Hosp): has been disturbing because wane sleep without beep beep sounds

I have been laughing for a good 10 minutes at this. Still wondering what kind of sex makes beep beep noises.
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Post by kuchitsu » 16 Jan 2018, 01:01

(insguy): wonder if there will ever be a truly satisfying rec for a TL lev

Just a really good quote about how enigmatic TL's levs are. :)

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Post by danitah » 18 Feb 2018, 02:06

took a while to decipher this

(majami): i got an idea for this game
(majami): put a thing that you can put it on and off
(majami): so on, when someone gets an apple
(majami): the time when u got that amount of apples in there, and if
(majami): two or more people get the same amount of apples
(majami): the leader will be the one with the best time
(majami): u understand do u

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Post by Lousku » 21 Feb 2018, 14:43

[15:20:15] <EOL_bot> (Xiphias): im using wine and cursor is doubled
then again i don't know anything
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?

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