jaytea visits FEM2020

General discussion about the games and the scene.

Moderator: Moporators

Post Reply
User avatar
37mins club
Posts: 1013
Joined: 22 May 2004, 08:45

jaytea visits FEM2020

Post by jaytea » 1 Sep 2019, 07:52

The mood was light and cheerful at the 20th anniversary of the Finnish Elma Meeting, with kuskis sat around casually cruising battles and generally enjoying each other's company. In the corner, a few of them were watching old world record replays and engaging in nostalgia over the "good old days".

Suddenly, a booming voice was heard throughout the entire cottage; its deafening baritone drawing the attention of everyone inside.


The hulking figure of jaytea stood gracefully in the doorway of the cottage, casting an enormous shadow over its stunned inhabitants. A few kuskis fainted in panic. "jaytea!" screamed Zweq, as he jumped out of his seat and came to a deferential bow at the feet of the absolute legend. "Please, sir... teach me Pipe brutal". jaytea looked down at the snivelling creature in front of him and shook his head slowly. With the agility of a man half his size, he spun around and delivered a perfect roundhouse kick to the side of Zweq's head, knocking it clean off his torso and sending it flying across the room.

"Who is the best battler amongst you?" demanded jaytea, ignoring everyone else's mournful sobs. Eyes darted nervously across the room; their gaze finally settling upon Zero, who immediately pissed himself in terror. jaytea slowly and confidently made his way over to where Zero was seated; his intense stare locked on his prey with laser focus; pushing aside all chairs, tables, and kuskis in his way. "Present me with your most höyled level," commanded jaytea. Not daring to disobey, Zero scrolled through the list of externals with trembling fingers before coming to a stop at a remarkably playable Reefer level.

jaytea seized the keyboard and drove a new world record on his first try. His face remained expressionless, with not even so much as a smirk emerging from his chiselled features as the words "Best Time!" lit up the screen in front of him. "This is sass amazing," muttered terb0 in disbelief. Abula sprung out of his chair and started doing the korpitsa in celebration. "Fifty two!" yelled ramone, for no reason.

"I am the greatest," declared jaytea. There was no objection.
im pretty good at elma

User avatar
36mins club
Posts: 2023
Joined: 13 Feb 2007, 11:14
Team: dat
Location: Jyväskylä, Finland

Re: jaytea visits FEM2020

Post by FinMan » 1 Sep 2019, 08:14

This is perfect.
... .. Pipe levels ... . ...Höylä levels .. ...
"Those who are heartless once cared too much."

User avatar
Posts: 536
Joined: 19 Feb 2010, 14:16

Re: jaytea visits FEM2020

Post by Zero » 1 Sep 2019, 08:51

Haha, this lore has my full support.
:bear: Image Image Image :bear:

User avatar
38mins club
Posts: 719
Joined: 30 Jul 2016, 09:18
Team: Ferrari

Re: jaytea visits FEM2020

Post by ArZeNiK » 1 Sep 2019, 09:16

sounds cool
hi im arzenik :>
september 23th 2017 never forget

User avatar
Posts: 361
Joined: 22 Oct 2005, 09:32

Re: jaytea visits FEM2020

Post by umiz » 1 Sep 2019, 09:36

I must be there to see this :lol:
[i cruise, i lev, i live]

User avatar
Posts: 833
Joined: 31 Dec 2012, 18:07
Location: Oslo, Norway

Re: jaytea visits FEM2020

Post by Ruben » 1 Sep 2019, 10:29

I love it.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

User avatar
Posts: 1405
Joined: 17 Sep 2007, 21:07

Re: jaytea visits FEM2020

Post by abruzzi » 1 Sep 2019, 22:08

had immense goosebumps reading this with jaytea's voice. incredible
<Pawq> at a gym you have only 3 options: 1. have your eyes closed, 2. stare at yourself, 3. stare at others, all of which are either super boring or disgusting

User avatar
38mins club
Posts: 6489
Joined: 24 Aug 2008, 19:56
Team: TR
Location: Southampton, UK

Re: jaytea visits FEM2020

Post by pawq » 1 Sep 2019, 22:30

jaytea wrote:
1 Sep 2019, 07:52
"Fifty two!" yelled ramone, for no reason.
Perfect :lol:

User avatar
34mins club
Posts: 4010
Joined: 28 Nov 2002, 15:54
Location: suo mesta

Re: jaytea visits FEM2020

Post by Zweq » 2 Sep 2019, 07:21

I've heard a couple of times from ppl "you should play pipe", this is the most creative one yet.

User avatar
35mins club
Posts: 2375
Joined: 25 Apr 2007, 14:23
Team: EF
Location: Östersund, Sweden

Re: jaytea visits FEM2020

Post by Bjenn » 2 Sep 2019, 10:44


User avatar
Posts: 851
Joined: 27 Jan 2007, 12:53
Location: Lappeenranta

Re: jaytea visits FEM2020

Post by nick-o-matic » 2 Sep 2019, 10:53

I don't know if I dare to arrange FEM2020 anymore :D

User avatar
Posts: 1403
Joined: 13 Aug 2010, 20:31

Re: jaytea visits FEM2020

Post by kuchitsu » 2 Sep 2019, 13:34

Yeah, you gotta watch out when jaytea is nearby: viewtopic.php?f=21&t=6727

User avatar
38mins club
Posts: 649
Joined: 14 Dec 2015, 17:41
Team: .lev
Location: Perm, Russia

Re: jaytea visits FEM2020

Post by AndrY » 3 Sep 2019, 17:27

max fun xDD

always love such posts (this topic i mean)
My levs and other Elma things: www.elma-andry.wmsite.ru

User avatar
39mins club
Posts: 4104
Joined: 10 Dec 2005, 11:12
Location: Brisbane

Re: jaytea visits FEM2020

Post by A.K.B. » 24 Nov 2019, 02:24

Make into a feature film for FEM2020 @iCS
1 Golden Apple Award: Rookie of the Year
FinMan wrote:I prefer AKB:s topics to Xratios ones :)

Post Reply