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MAKBOM Contest, Sep 2008

Post by itoanuak » 17 Sep 2008, 06:22

Good evening everyone, there is a new contest out there! Remember AKBOMs? Now you can become a professional AKB, a Mopolauta AKB, that is MAKBOM! By showing what you're worth on the paper (but image and sound usage also appreciated) you are able to improve the level of the board (which might be dubious recently) and of Belma! (you don't have to do that though)


So, the competition, we might state, is fully furnished! These words mean that our staff consists of an experienced jury, a set of various doctors who can be helpful during the contest, specialising in different fields and a developed office keeping an eye on all of the necessary formalities.


As one may hurriedly, nonetheless correctly assume, all the newnesses take place due to a potent donation from a faceless benefactor. Consequently, the greatest surprise and a splendid matter awaits. The prize. The prize is seriously worth the bloody fight, although it's still secret and it will be through the upcoming week, nobody's mind should be haunted by the thought that it might not be a valuable one.


As in any contest, also here, we do have some rules. A set of the most crucial discussion rules, if i'm not exaggerating, had been known even before Balazs created the world, so I'm not going to repeat them for the 7084th time. But. Unfortunately, some have already been broken during the period you could send your applications in.


Having met the end of the prologue we have to jump to the next phase which is bringing forward our AKBful candidates. Each one sent us a picture of him and a hand-written statement confirming the willingness to participate in this gorgeous project. So, by clicking his nickname you can see the image with two proper adjectives chosen by the jury. Below you can found important remarks.


RULE BROKEN --- CAUTIONARY REMARK --- NOTE



AKB

sencelessly spams too much
questionnaire field with extra information filled sith the word "gay". it's nothing wrong since it's proved most of the elastomaniacs are homosexual
recently supported sla in a separate thread. sla is also taking part in the competition and it's forbidden to form an AKB team, because MAKB is for one person. it's breaking the rule and the time to recall it is running up. if he won't, will see an infamous red X on his photograph
AKB



BERH

he used to cheat in the past, we are not afraid he will start those nasty activity again though, because he is banned everywhere
winner of August's AKBOM
being known of frequent use of alcohol, what is against our rules during application, we did send an employee to surprisingly check the alcohol concentration in his blood. luckily sober



JAYTEA

taking care of his uncle's pigs and cows every day. isn't it too intelligent activity? we warn
being extremely sad and angry all day long
there have just arrived our psychologic specialists! the McGill university he studies in provided us his healthbook! he suffers from several severe psychical diseases! our specialists confirmed it on a special meeting... he's out!



MAWANE

we sent a crew to spy him to know whether he visits some forbidden places. nope. in front of the computer all day long
he insulted wieloryb's sister publicly. it's against the rules since she has nothing to do with the scene. otherwise insults are welcome
the shape of his head required the verification if he's a human or an android. human



SLA

shy. don't do that. if you want to be a MAKBOM break apart with shyness asap
lack of picture. he sent it, but just before the start he didn't want to show it out of terrible shyness. his room window instead
english skills need improvement. maybe study more. so far 14% of statements correct
cheated. won't do it again i believe
poverty. we had to visit him. fortunately, although everything is very old in his home, his family somehow survives year by year. he can stay in



SMAXA

be more talkative. your opinions, posts should be longer
be more active. you're nice but not active enough
he is very young. we had a long discussion whether to allow him or not, but surprisingly our rules don't say a word about the age. therefore we came up with another idea to check his maturity. the doctor we sent to him has measured the volume of his pubic hair. the volume did barely fit the regulations.



TIJSJORIS

try to be actually enjoyable, a great many of your sayings are boring as hell. of course there are good ones too
try to focus on the quality, not the quantity. the jury approves of your persona, but there is a border too
our staff being curious went on a trip to validate his name. yes, Tijs-joris. a sorry laughter.
after validating the name we went to his house. the guy was halvly drunk! what a beer addict. don't do that anymore during AKBOM or you will face a red X



WIELORYB

insults as i said before are welcome but every message being a happy insult - is not appreciated
in the last contact of confirmation before this press release he said he doesn't remember neither know about anything. he was drunk during writing and sending the application. out



XRATIO

Xratio lol hahhahheh sorr... haha hehehe an A for the sense of humour of your name. good joke. BWAHAHAHAh
senseless spam all the time. stop it, are you an idiot? i know you are, but i'm asking you to answer yourself
okay, we got the picture. what the fuck is this? right after seeing it we sent our team to the place inscripted in his application (the paper was stinking by the way) and we saw him... he was awful, stinking and eating some old shit! he was also looking a bit strange, so we took some blood from him! and guess what! guess WHAT! i can't believe! after a brief DNA research it appeared that he's A DOG! not a human, halvly a DOG! oh my... it's a fucking shocker, i can't breathe! right after we got to know it we asked people from his neighbourhood if the knew about that! and that's what they said: once a time there was a dog trainer who was staying for the weekend in our village... his dogs were very smart, they could do anything you told them in english. one of the dogs being bored in the night was observing xratio's house... it saw different men coming into and out of the house of lonely xratio's mother... it quickly realised it's a common whore! it took some money to its phiz from its owner's wallet and ran to the bitch... me and my friends were having a barbeque and saw it! after the weekend the dog trainer left and after 9 months the well-known whore bore a "child". everybody knew it was a half-dog and xratio had been bullied since his earliest childhood... he handled 5 years of being severely humiliated and then he stopped moving from his house... the story turned into a gossip...
Well, what can i say.......................... DOGS NOT ALLOWED






Okay guys, now you can choose the MAKBOM. Do it by writing here your posts with laughs, your candidates and opinions. You can talk, discuss freely, edit your posts. By the end of the month the votes will have been counted, so wannabe MAKBOMS, get to work!

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Re: MAKBOM Contest, Sep 2008

Post by wjelo » 17 Sep 2008, 12:03

nice one ;'DDD
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Re: MAKBOM Contest, Sep 2008

Post by welle » 17 Sep 2008, 17:40

lol at uploading these images to
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zworqy was right, youre phantom...

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Re: MAKBOM Contest, Sep 2008

Post by itoanuak » 17 Sep 2008, 17:43

rly? didn't know that :o
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Re: MAKBOM Contest, Sep 2008

Post by Sla » 17 Sep 2008, 17:54

Hehaa really funny post man. There is a lot of truth about players!! tijsjoris ("try to be actually enjoyable, a great many of your sayings are boring as hell."). mawane ("the shape of his head required the verification if he's a human or an android. human").jaytea ("he is one of the greatest mother fuckers in elmascene and nobody likes him"). weiloryb ("insults as i said before are welcome but every message being a happy insult -") and what you wrote about my was funny.
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edit: hah nice pics. is he smaxa?? omg!
and i am not nervous, a bit shy yes.
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    Re: MAKBOM Contest, Sep 2008

    Post by Xiphias » 17 Sep 2008, 18:23

    wtf smaxa is like 13-14? xD
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    Post by itoanuak » 17 Sep 2008, 18:29

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    Post by Haruhi » 17 Sep 2008, 23:55

    Yeah i'm 14, surprised? :P

    oh and Sla, that picture isn't me. i'm more older looking than that... llz.

    this is by far your funniest post evar, berh ;) i smiled a lot xD most of it is actually true
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    Re: MAKBOM Contest, Sep 2008

    Post by itoanuak » 18 Sep 2008, 02:42

    fuck all these. my vote goes to smaxa!

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    Re: MAKBOM Contest, Sep 2008

    Post by Baru_Zool » 18 Sep 2008, 05:33

    Ez xratio (for the nick, roflned) xD


    EDIT: Oh noes! Xratio is out, I forgot, lolzord. Well then, may it be sla 'cause the picture made me laugh a bit. :mrgreen:

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    Post by A.K.B. » 18 Sep 2008, 07:56

    I vote sla, because I'm not on his team.
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    Post by teajay » 18 Sep 2008, 15:06

    what pictures i wander ;s

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    Re: MAKBOM Contest, Sep 2008

    Post by abruzzi » 5 Feb 2009, 16:29

    hey sorry for bumping but was just bringing the memories... lolz maybe someone else will almost-die like me now, too
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    Re: MAKBOM Contest, Sep 2008

    Post by Haruhi » 6 Feb 2009, 09:05

    Thanks for the SECOND round of Lolz from this thread ;)

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    Post by A.K.B. » 2 Mar 2010, 01:07

    Excellence! I love this thread! :)
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    Post by abruzzi » 2 Mar 2010, 12:29

    You can't read it, dogs not allowed :wink:

    don't forget about teh photos by clicking on someone's name
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    Post by A.K.B. » 9 Mar 2010, 15:12

    hey abruzzi, what is your avatar?
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    Post by abruzzi » 9 Mar 2010, 15:26

    a googled 'nerd' a while a go
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    Post by Haruhi » 14 Nov 2012, 14:37

    Raffled again. Three times the charm.
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    Post by A.K.B. » 15 Nov 2012, 00:59

    Revive of MAKBOM!
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    Re: MAKBOM Contest, Sep 2008

    Post by pawq » 9 Dec 2016, 00:22

    bump :d

    Fun to see the good old nicks, Sla hasn't changed a bit it seems :D I miss TJ :<(

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    Post by Haruhi » 19 Oct 2017, 20:08

    Looked long time for this thread. Sad that the pictures are gone. Great thread berh :beer: :beer:
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    Re: MAKBOM Contest, Sep 2008

    Post by abruzzi » 19 Oct 2017, 21:41

    wow Haru, i'm running out of tears right now... today jblaze was with me for several hours and we appreciated how u liked my art, at the same time you connected my "hi benson you are chinese" topic with the birthday wishes... thank tou for that... today we also discussed the sorrow about how lauta is inactive nowadays. hopefully u can join us and revive some life here and there.... thanks once again for proper recognition, smaXa :wink:


    edit: jblaze has the pictures i guess, soon we'll reupload them
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    Post by jblaze » 20 Oct 2017, 01:11

    wow what the fuck, did haru just bring up that old topic right after we discussed and rediscovered it the same day in quiet berhy corner :?: what an astonishing coincidence
    unfortunately i dont think i have more than berhs photo on this one :/ ill check this tommorow

    and yeah it would be amazing to reactivate or create new fun ideas on lauta that people would actually actively take part in or whatever. feels like if that topic would have been created now, it would be invited with incredibly small aplause comparing to what it deserves. i think it achieved not enough back than also! and it deserves a fucking lots of aplause as i find it to be a crystalclear combination of tasty humour, elma and boundless imagination.



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      Post by Haruhi » 20 Oct 2017, 09:04

      jblaze wrote:wow what the fuck, did haru just bring up that old topic right after we discussed and rediscovered it the same day in quiet berhy corner :?: what an astonishing coincidence
      I had some nostalgia trip last night and looked through my old post history and mentions of "SmaXa" nickname on lauta. It's quite fun to do that, although it makes you realise how stupid you are in youth, no matter how hard you try to appear sophisticated and intelligent. There's a particularly horrific thread I made in 2005-2006 that I can't even read anymore.

      It's a wonder I was able to stay in this community, as there really was a lot of thinly veiled toxicity. There's a year-long period where every mention of my username was people like "Fuck you stupid spammer" and telling me I was terrible at the game :P I know some others had worse too (Bismuth, for example).
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      Re: MAKBOM Contest, Sep 2008

      Post by pawq » 20 Oct 2017, 13:19

      Haruhi wrote:I had some nostalgia trip last night and looked through my old post history and mentions of "SmaXa" nickname on lauta. It's quite fun to do that, although it makes you realise how stupid you are in youth, no matter how hard you try to appear sophisticated and intelligent. There's a particularly horrific thread I made in 2005-2006 that I can't even read anymore.

      It's a wonder I was able to stay in this community, as there really was a lot of thinly veiled toxicity. There's a year-long period where every mention of my username was people like "Fuck you stupid spammer" and telling me I was terrible at the game :P I know some others had worse too (Bismuth, for example).
      Yeeeeeah... Every once in a while I stumble upon some pretty serious flaming towards me in the old posts, then I read the shit that I wrote, and I only wonder how come I was never banned and how come I was stubborn enough to stay here despite all the hate???

      Recently I found some post where Igge said sth like "pawq is a fucking idiot", which by the way I found quite amusing, considering how great it felt talking to him at FEM :D So now I searched for all mentions of "pawq" by Igge and got an infinite wall of things like "I obviously meant Pawq is an idiot." or "I guess all of you know by now that I think Pawq is the most annoying person, by far, on this forum.". But thankfully there's also "I used to dislike pawq because of spaming and excessive smilies etc. But like all nabs, me included very very much, he matured and became a very nice man.)", so maybe there's hope for me after all ;o

      I wonder if they'd even let me attend FEM, say, in 2010 :D

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      Re: MAKBOM Contest, Sep 2008

      Post by Boomer » 20 Oct 2017, 18:15

      Imo Abula would've informed Finnish customs so they could have you deported :)

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