How do you do a brutal volt?

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axxu <3
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Omg! Rofled a bit whilst reading this topic..
TJ, Igge, and especially Xratio, thanks for the laughs

(Xratio, you're not funny because you're trying to be, but for arguing against those dudes :D)
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Kale wrote:Omg! Rofled a bit whilst reading this topic..
TJ, Igge, and especially Xratio, thanks for the laughs

(Xratio, you're not funny because you're trying to be, but for arguing against those dudes :D)
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axxu, ez comment of the year :D
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Refer to My levels page for more info i'll be going

Not upset you twits..
Just read around a little bit
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I still wane know how to jedi.

Obviously Cloud doesnt know how to do teh.
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Go Xratio ! you can do it ! im such your biggest fan EVER !
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i think wr-tt will be 30 secs better cuz now Xratio learned brutalvolt
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Fluff wrote:Go Xratio ! you can do it ! im such your biggest fan EVER !
Yes, Nice sarcasm.

But I've already done it.



Oh that was officially my last thread ever!
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Xratio wrote: Oh that was officially my last thread ever!
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Xratio wrote:
Fluff wrote:Go Xratio ! you can do it ! im such your biggest fan EVER !
Yes, Nice sarcasm.

But I've already done it.



Oh that was officially my last thread ever!
I tought you were supposed to be already gone!
I will never write again on this forum!
This is my last post on this forum!
And imagine that whining voice saying those words
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Post by Grace »

Xratio, Don't Leave, You really are an Entertaining Guy and We want to see you stay and Develop, to prove all these guys wrong, AND ACTUALLY TAKE 30 SECS OFF WRTT.

Just Keep Trying, it took me a long time to do my first Brutal aswell, and the second, now uphill style is ez.

remember, Practice makes Perfect.



and don't be upset by wankers teasing you, i remember first joining the forum and someone "officially" banned me from posting in the "new internal times" topic because i was to nooby.


You'll get there eventually, and you'll learn that most of the people here are quality even through they're faults.

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cute lolcat :*
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Xratio, no really, you _ARE_ cute :*

It's a bit sad that you take offence when noone really means any harm. It is jsut so cute when you say you are 'good' and still cannot do a brutal volt. Nothing bad with being bad at elma, hell you're probably are better at elma than 99.999% of everyone else. it all comes down to whom you compare to, and i doubt you have compared yourself to anyone that have played elma more than you.
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you have no right to make people think I have smilies enabled. I will not sue you if you give me one thousand euros!

for sveinr; brutal volts are cool
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Post by Xratio »

Image This topic is SOO last 2 weeks

And so is me actually doing the brutal.

Lock this out-of-date topic or I'll be more than happy to get the Funny Farmer's combine harvester and shred you up into my crop share.

Don't worry, i'll pick the bits out :wink:
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Ye, lock this topic, further discussion can just go here:

http://mopolauta.moposite.com/viewtopic.php?t=5622
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A.K.B. wrote:Ye, lock this topic, further discussion can just go here:

http://mopolauta.moposite.com/viewtopic.php?t=5622
but why? that topic just seems to be filled with a feeble/desperate attempt at humor, made even more pathetic by the fact that it's a complete failure
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jaytea wrote:
A.K.B. wrote:Ye, lock this topic, further discussion can just go here:

http://mopolauta.moposite.com/viewtopic.php?t=5622
but why? that topic just seems to be filled with a feeble/desperate attempt at humor, made even more pathetic by the fact that it's a complete failure
? some pics actually were funny, so your attempt to put akb down failed, this time
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i'm severely disappointed that you, the recognized authority on entertainment, don't agree with me. in fact, i'm downright embarassed
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I terrible sorry Zweq that you had to put up with reading the posts of this obv 14yo no-pubes idiath.

If I were a mod I would surely ban him for his incessant and consistent spamming of what is otherwise a respectable and mundane thread.
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Just cause i'm young and carefree dosen't mean I can't have human rights.

We're all human at the end of the day.

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^ take a guess which one is Cratio, and which one is Jt.
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Impossible; the pictures there obviously contain pubic hair. Of which neither of them possess.
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I tried today Brutal with school computer and now I can do a nice brutal. Result: 23,03-> 22,24! ez better I think.

Lol, I never noticed that the problem was only the FPS as Zweq showed us in his rec (dunno where) with 60 FPS or Vsync Off (which must be On cuz I can enter in thin holes). At home, my wheel is doing some little sinusoidal curves on the ground, haha.
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needs some refresh...
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4 teh lulz.

This thread should be sticky.
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It took me a while to find this flash animation about brutal volts (by Bartek from y 2005), so I share it here and it won't be lost again. I hope. http://old.moposite.com/animations/brut ... bartek.swf
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Prolapsed. Awesome! :D Haha.

made me wonder: why is jaytea so gayhole?
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Brutal #4 is more like zweq-spin))
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