movie quote guessing game

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » 7 Jul 2004, 21:00

god damnit, stop asking new quotes before the previous one is answered

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 2 Oct 2005, 18:08

- You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
- Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
- And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Luther · Post by **Luther** » 3 Oct 2005, 00:28

snatch

Jalli · Post by **Jalli** » 3 Oct 2005, 00:33

I think it is teh Hannibal?

Luther · Post by **Luther** » 3 Oct 2005, 00:37

No Snatch =) It's Bricktop teh

jw · Post by jw » 3 Oct 2005, 07:45

Sol: "Would someone mind telling me, who are you?"

jw · Post by jw » 3 Oct 2005, 07:47

new one, from a book: "Life. Don't tell me about Life."

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » 3 Oct 2005, 12:24

jw wrote:new one, from a book: "Life. Don't tell me about Life."

The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, Marvin.

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 3 Oct 2005, 12:44

"You use Evian skin cream. And sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps. But not today"

jw · Post by jw » 3 Oct 2005, 13:25

H: Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?

C: He said, "I can smell your cunt."

H: I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today.

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 3 Oct 2005, 13:27

another big fan then jw?

jw · Post by jw » 3 Oct 2005, 13:49

not real big fan, but i do remember this scene

ead · Post by **ead** » 3 Oct 2005, 20:51

heh i like this movie also

only seen it once though.. no one said yet so i suppose: silence of the lambs

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 17 Jan 2006, 08:22

Who knows this one?:

"I've seen her sit on dick on the dance floor. Squat on it sooo bad, like she wants it sooo much."

"His name is Hell Boy?"

"And the winner is ... the Reverse Microwave!"

"Fuck you! That's what I have to say."

"Here, take this shit. Smear it all over the garage door, and duct tape the shit logs everywhere."

These quotes are all from the same movie, not the same person.

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 17 Jan 2006, 11:25

Wrong! I'll give you a hint:
Bam Margera says the second quote.

Rez · Post by **Rez** » 17 Jan 2006, 22:21

maybe one of these?

Grind
Haggard: The Movie
Destroying America
7-Teen Sips

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 18 Jan 2006, 06:54

yeah, maybe. but that may just be a list of all movies with bam margera in them. you don't know which one exactly.

Henkjan · Post by **Henkjan** » 6 Jun 2006, 18:07

ok, this one is not very hard to guess, i guess.
ok, step up to the railing. do you trust me? i trust you.
jack... i'm flying.. i'm flying jack.
come josephine, to my flying machine, going up she go's, up she go's.

Post by **SveinR** » 6 Jun 2006, 18:17

Titanic

-How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » 7 Jun 2006, 18:15

SveinR wrote:-How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.

Not sure, but I think Frank (Henry Fonda) said it in Once Upon a Time in the West.

Post by **SveinR** » 7 Jun 2006, 18:17

Boomer wrote:
SveinR wrote:-How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.
Not sure, but I think Frank (Henry Fonda) said it in Once Upon a Time in the West.

Correct =)

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » 7 Jun 2006, 18:33

New one, might be easy for some of you:

"Even when Judas hanged himself there was thunder"

"That might be cannon fire"

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 8 Jun 2006, 08:21

Leeland wrote:Who knows this one?:

"I've seen her sit on dick on the dance floor. Squat on it sooo bad, like she wants it sooo much."

"His name is Hell Boy?"

"And the winner is ... the Reverse Microwave!"

"Fuck you! That's what I have to say."

"Here, take this shit. Smear it all over the garage door, and duct tape the shit locks everywhere."

These quotes are all from the same movie, not the same person.

Viva La Bam?

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 8 Jun 2006, 08:24

A.K.B. wrote:Viva La Bam?

Haggard

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » 12 Jun 2006, 15:02

Boomer wrote:New one, might be easy for some of you:

"Even when Judas hanged himself there was thunder"

"That might be cannon fire"

Maybe it was too hard. Correct answer is The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. This new one is really easy at least:

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

wwwDotcoM · Post by **wwwDotcoM** » 12 Jun 2006, 15:15

monty python and the holy grail

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » 12 Jun 2006, 17:39

wwwDotcoM wrote:monty python and the holy grail

Correct

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 21 Dec 2006, 08:04

What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.

Jebus · Post by **Jebus** » 21 Dec 2006, 09:13

...dammit Leeland, I've seen that movie, but I can't remember what it was....grrrrrrr

kinghias · Post by **kinghias** » 21 Dec 2006, 09:46

matrix of course

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 21 Dec 2006, 09:57

correct. new:

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

ez if you've seen the movie

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 21 Dec 2006, 11:00

ez harry potter 3

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 21 Dec 2006, 11:41

finnish series: Ã„itis oli Lontoosta.

?

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 21 Dec 2006, 14:01

A.K.B. wrote:ez harry potter 3

Ooh, somebody stop me!

max ez

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 21 Dec 2006, 14:16

I got a quote now:

"If you don't get the food by the time the moon is full, I will hunt you down and kill you"

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 21 Dec 2006, 14:48

Leeland wrote:Ooh, somebody stop me!

this was the next one, but whatahell

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 21 Dec 2006, 14:55

oki, well i dunno that one.

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 21 Dec 2006, 18:05

mask?

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 22 Dec 2006, 03:52

8-bullseye

Kestas · Post by **Kestas** » 25 Dec 2006, 23:01

- run, you fools

very famous movie so it shouldnt be too hard to guess

edit: bingo :) sveinr got it

Post by **SveinR** » 25 Dec 2006, 23:15

The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring

rosebud

should be easy =)

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » 26 Dec 2006, 13:43

Kestas: Actually, it's; Fly, you fools

No idea what rosebud is from though..

insane guy · Post by **insane guy** » 26 Dec 2006, 15:33

Citizen Kane

"This could be the beginning of a wonderful friendship."

Post by **SveinR** » 26 Dec 2006, 18:27

Hmm.. Casablanca?

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.

Quinn · Post by **Quinn** » 27 Dec 2006, 00:03

A.K.B. wrote:I got a quote now:

"If you don't get the food by the time the moon is full, I will hunt you down and kill you"

Over The Hedge

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 31 Dec 2006, 02:20

"Do, or do not. There is no try."

Post by **SveinR** » 31 Dec 2006, 03:39

First thing that popped into my mind was Karate Kid ;x

Btw, don't start new ones when one hasn't been solved yet?

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 31 Dec 2006, 04:30

SveinR wrote:Btw, don't start new ones when one hasn't been solved yet?

ok, now you've got 2:

- "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

- "Do, or do not. There is no try."

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » 31 Dec 2006, 11:51

Leeland wrote:"Do, or do not. There is no try."

Star Wars V (Yoda)

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » 21 Feb 2007, 21:26

And these are my lilies.

quite ez teh :I