If you would be an animal, wich one would it be, why?

magicman · Post by **magicman** » 6 Sep 2003, 00:50

I would like to be a bear! why?

- Bear eats LOADS and it aint dangerous for him and he's very strong.
- He sleeps for ~6months, so fucking soft! :]
- The name is almost Beer
- He's simply the king

skint0r · Post by **skint0r** » 6 Sep 2003, 01:07

ez squirrel.

they are so slesk looking and it looks like they have alot of fun jumping around in trees and mongoing everywhere.

J-sim · Post by **J-sim** » 6 Sep 2003, 01:17

[02:14:01] <jsim[EMA]> maybe a koala bear, they are cute and cudley, they live in australia which is warm and nice plus they have their food for themselves cos its poisoness to others

But there must be cooler animals, just need a lil time to think about it.

ribot · Post by **ribot** » 6 Sep 2003, 01:28

quack quack

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 6 Sep 2003, 02:52

id wana be a monkey, u get to fuk around all day, u can do lots of cool shit and people dont have you as some stupid pet

bob · Post by **bob** » 6 Sep 2003, 03:23

a house dog
maybe coz mine gets so spoilt (?) it is sitting in my lap right now with its dog coat on, its a bit chilli after we shaved all her hair off yesterday.

and all it does is sleep

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 6 Sep 2003, 03:48

dont lie clud, i know you want to be one of my sheep

2fast · Post by **2fast** » 6 Sep 2003, 07:13

I wannabe a rat

bob · Post by **bob** » 6 Sep 2003, 07:32

u already are 2fat....this topic aint for you, you must be looking for 'If you would be a human, how mongo would you be?'

Post by **SveinR** » 6 Sep 2003, 10:49

A cat..they are the best animals, so.. Or maybe a snake

chux · Post by **chux** » 6 Sep 2003, 14:35

Never a bear...not the fat gay hairy kind anyway

A cat would be a good idea, although I'd probably be a m0nkeii, a good kind though

m0nkeii · Post by **m0nkeii** » 7 Sep 2003, 08:59

heh, monkeys are my fav animal. would you ever guess? but i'd like to be a good kind, not the ones with fat noses and red arses

Bonobo · Post by **Bonobo** » 8 Sep 2003, 14:17

=) Bonobo.. it's a monkey

insane guy · Post by **insane guy** » 8 Sep 2003, 18:14

and the best of all
-MUCH BIGGER SMILE-

milagros · Post by **milagros** » 9 Sep 2003, 06:08

wait, i'll play a bit animal farm...i forgot what's animal

chux · Post by **chux** » 9 Sep 2003, 17:01

Hmm, good point
I dont think m0nkeiis are eaten much though anyway

milagros · Post by **milagros** » 9 Sep 2003, 19:29

humans eat whales

onlainari · Post by **onlainari** » 9 Sep 2003, 20:45

an eagle

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 10 Sep 2003, 05:06

is that so you can pick on little mice and stuff, ur such the bully onla

Juble · Post by **Juble** » 10 Sep 2003, 09:12

Turkey- they have a cool scrotum neck

Xian · Post by **Xian** » 10 Sep 2003, 09:36

Coyote...

EasyGijs · Post by **EasyGijs** » 10 Sep 2003, 11:13

I think a worm.
I'll be the best in Worms World Party

Post by **SveinR** » 10 Sep 2003, 14:13

milagros wrote:humans eat whales

Nah, BarTek said "big whale". Humans eat mostly "VÃ¥gehval" nowadays (sorry, dunno the English name) which is not that big. Besides, it's illegal to kill i.e. a Blue Whale

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 10 Sep 2003, 21:31

orca kill blue whales just for the thrill of it, i was watching this docu on it last weekend, the orca sees this huge whale, and just keeps ramming it untill it kills it, doesnt eat it or anything, just kills it

Revolt · Post by **Revolt** » 19 Sep 2003, 09:41

pig, they have half hour orgasm

chux · Post by **chux** » 20 Sep 2003, 00:21

Id be queen of the bears...ahem...i mean a huge shark...yeah

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 20 Sep 2003, 22:29

What about a MOOSE? They are big, looks good AND EAT BUTTLOADS OF APPLES.

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 21 Sep 2003, 15:05

Ill be a cat, damn people love them =)

magicman · Post by **magicman** » 21 Sep 2003, 19:08

8-ball wrote:Ill be a cat, damn people love them =)

hehe a blond with big breasts u mean, not that man with hairy balls?

WICKID · Post by **WICKID** » 13 Nov 2003, 04:50

I would go for a frog cause they swim they jump and they can do it all...

HAYDNATOR · Post by **HAYDNATOR** » 13 Nov 2003, 04:55

i would be a trout because they smell like trout...

hey can any1 smell trout

Flika · Post by **Flika** » 13 Nov 2003, 05:12

i would be a dragon cause they can fly and breathe fire and grant wishes

p · Post by p » 13 Nov 2003, 05:13

let's go for 4 [EC] in a row....go school

poo_on_toast · Post by **poo_on_toast** » 13 Nov 2003, 05:25

lets have 4 EC club in a row and one tag along. i would be a kangaroo with laser beam eyes

BigRed · Post by **BigRed** » 13 Nov 2003, 08:08

8-ball wrote:Ill be a cat, damn people love them =)

Cats are gay.....

Revolt · Post by **Revolt** » 13 Nov 2003, 08:14

BigRed wrote:
8-ball wrote:Ill be a cat, damn people love them =)
Cats are gay.....

no ur gay, cats r cool

BigRed · Post by **BigRed** » 13 Nov 2003, 08:19

Oh yeah, who got their house infested by Fleas

My dog doesn't have fleas

Cats r gay......

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 13 Nov 2003, 10:08

Cat haters are gay

Dyrox · Post by **Dyrox** » 13 Nov 2003, 10:31

The Dragon...

Flika · Post by **Flika** » 13 Nov 2003, 14:39

what do you mean "THE DRAGON....." u piece of terd i just said that, poo_on_toast tagging along is one thing, he's cool, but tag alongs who say things that dont even make sense like "the dragon..." thats just gay go away.

Dyrox · Post by **Dyrox** » 13 Nov 2003, 14:41

You know what the dragon represent?

Flika · Post by **Flika** » 13 Nov 2003, 14:44

no but i know gay when i see it and ure it

chux · Post by **chux** » 13 Nov 2003, 15:33

Never heard of a gay dragon before...

Ramone · Post by **Ramone** » 15 Aug 2004, 17:53

I wanna be your dog

ColoAvalanche · Post by **ColoAvalanche** » 16 Aug 2004, 16:24

I want to be a squirell too! they are so cool

...or a cat

epp · Post by **epp** » 19 Aug 2004, 09:50

ez duckling 8] though they get eaten alot

Juzam · Post by **Juzam** » 23 Sep 2004, 07:29

Cat.. would be cool to chase your own tail =)=)=)
i would just "shh" to everyone and climb to trees

Post by **SveinR** » 23 Sep 2004, 19:08

Juzam wrote:Cat.. would be cool to chase your own tail =)=)=)

Cats don't chase their own tail. Dogs do. Cats are smart.

chux · Post by **chux** » 26 Sep 2004, 21:58

Eyah, but they still lick their balle

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 26 Sep 2004, 22:10

As i have 2 dogs and a cat, I would like to be one of them. Can't choose.