do teh english to teh max

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 23 Feb 2004, 10:05

Ok so i noticed that me and my incredibly sexy voice have teh multi talent and well i so bored that i use my talent for lots of cool stuff, this timez i do teh audio for YOU
so get in touch with me and i do teh english talking for you, maybe you need pronounciation or teh listen to some omg goad english, ez just pm or mail me your sentence or teh word you wana me say, i convert all to .mp3 so goad quality and nat too big filesz
ez ill send to you or upload if you get me on #across, prefer stuffs under 5mins, but if longer you can just send me moneys okay

)

so waht are you waiting for, make me do teh english to teh max

Luther · Post by **Luther** » 23 Feb 2004, 10:10

Ok, send me teh lines as well, and I'll show u what its all about :X

Heah, maybe not sach insane english as my man ky omg, but heah - just gimmie teh lines :S

coeal topic btw :*

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 23 Feb 2004, 19:07

imo this was advertising

Post by **SveinR** » 23 Feb 2004, 20:17

Ky.Jelly wrote:imo this was advertising

imo it wasn't elma-related

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 24 Feb 2004, 01:00

SveinR wrote:
Ky.Jelly wrote:imo this was advertising
imo it wasn't elma-related

maybe they should just give me my own forum

Juish · Post by **Juish** » 3 Mar 2004, 06:14

send me the lines and ill do the english too = ) or maybe give me foreign language and ill try to pronounce it ... how funny would that be

jw · Post by jw » 5 Apr 2004, 21:42

Juish wrote:send me the lines and ill do the english too = ) or maybe give me foreign language and ill try to pronounce it ... how funny would that be

Would you try to pronounce this in Dutch?

Door de gigantische afwijking van mijn prognose met de echte groepen is het, mede gezien het slechte weer, noodzakelijk gebleken om het rooster sterk om te gooien. Dit heeft voor sommige mensen, zoals Gerard en Guusje, vervelende gevolgen als zij inmiddels zelf plannen hebben gemaakt voor het weekend, op basis van het achtste rooster. Ik kan jullie boosheid en frustraties zeer goed begrijpen. Ik ben zelf alles behalve blij met deze drastische last-minute verandering. Ik plan dingen ook graag ruim van te voren in...

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 5 Apr 2004, 22:12

i will as soon as i get my mic fixed, damn teh fack i posted this and like my mic stuffed up about 2 days later, i owe people lots of mad english phrases, but yeah ill give it a go asap

jw · Post by jw » 5 Apr 2004, 23:57

Ok, if more people send me a mp3 file or whatever audio file I can give them also points for the most funny tries, the best Dutch pronouncing and nicest voice and whatever.

I think it will be fun to listen to it. Most foreign people have so much difficulties with pronouncing G's...

If people want I can maybe upload a Dutch pronouncing later.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 6 Apr 2004, 00:47

jw wrote:Door de gigantische afwijking van mijn prognose met de echte groepen is het, mede gezien het slechte weer, noodzakelijk gebleken om het rooster sterk om te gooien. Dit heeft voor sommige mensen, zoals Gerard en Guusje, vervelende gevolgen als zij inmiddels zelf plannen hebben gemaakt voor het weekend, op basis van het achtste rooster. Ik kan jullie boosheid en frustraties zeer goed begrijpen. Ik ben zelf alles behalve blij met deze drastische last-minute verandering. Ik plan dingen ook graag ruim van te voren in...

can we get a translation of that, would like to know what im rambling on about

jw · Post by jw » 6 Apr 2004, 00:55

Ok, I will give it a try but my english is so worse that I'm not sure if it makes sence... (In Dutch it didn't make to much sense too...)

Due to a gigantic difference between the prognoses and the real groups it is, also because of the bad weather, necessary to change the schedule to the max. This has for some people, like Gerard and Guusje, irritating consequences if they had already makes plans for the weekend, based on the 8th schedule. I can understand your anger and frustrations to the max. Iâ€™m self everything except happy with the dramatic last minute changes. I like to plan things a long time in before tooâ€¦

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 6 Apr 2004, 01:08

so lolz at saying "to teh max" in the foriegn

jw · Post by jw » 6 Apr 2004, 01:18

Ky.Jelly wrote:so lolz at saying "to teh max" in the foriegn

maybe "changed it strongly" would be a better translation, or even: "turned the schedule upside down strongly"....

Juish · Post by **Juish** » 6 Apr 2004, 20:19

http://www.mxb.dk/upload2/Juish_speaks_dutch.zip <=== see even the canadian can do it

jw · Post by jw » 6 Apr 2004, 23:19

omg this is even worse than i expected, so f#cking funny!

come on, who is the next who dares to send me his recording?

(i made my own recording 2 minutes ago and will send it to everyone who send me his recording.)

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 7 Apr 2004, 16:20

Haha, so OMG funny, juish!

even funnier is when you pronounce some words the french way!

jw · Post by jw » 8 Apr 2004, 01:36

Juish, I send your an email to your hotmail account, but it bounced.

Post by **SveinR** » 13 Apr 2004, 18:56

jw wrote:omg this is even worse than i expected, so f#cking funny!

come on, who is the next who dares to send me his recording?

(i made my own recording 2 minutes ago and will send it to everyone who send me his recording.)

Hmm, maybe I'll try on friday. I guess Norwegian pronounciation can't THAT far from Dutch..or =)

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 13 Apr 2004, 20:57

Let's hope for something really different.

m0nkeii · Post by **m0nkeii** » 14 Apr 2004, 05:06

i whane hear ky say 'fish and chips'

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 14 Apr 2004, 11:04

has been done, ask juble or cuz for the .mp3 file

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 14 Apr 2004, 16:33

I really wanna here some hungarian guy speaking dutch!

m0nkeii · Post by **m0nkeii** » 15 Apr 2004, 12:41

Ky.Jelly wrote:has been done, ask juble or cuz for the .mp3 file

haha, i thought someone might have beaten me to it

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 15 Apr 2004, 14:02

ye, its a pretty common thing from you tards, read my sig for future reference

Post by **SveinR** » 19 Apr 2004, 15:12

jw wrote:Ok, if more people send me a mp3 file or whatever audio file I can give them also points for the most funny tries, the best Dutch pronouncing and nicest voice and whatever.

I think it will be fun to listen to it. Most foreign people have so much difficulties with pronouncing G's...

If people want I can maybe upload a Dutch pronouncing later.

Oki, made a recording now. I tried to convert the .wav to .mp3, but it only got 200kb smaller, plus it got some weird "plucking" sounds for some reason. The .wav is about 700kb, you want me to mail you or is it enough to upload and tell link here?

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 19 Apr 2004, 15:39

mail me for sure:

tijsjoris@planet.nl
bango@planet.nl

one of those

Post by **SveinR** » 19 Apr 2004, 18:09

Ok, I zipped it (down to 160kb) here:

http://www.geocities.com/sveinrunesaxru ... _dutch.zip

(Probably need right click-> save target as, or paste in address bar)

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 19 Apr 2004, 18:21

wow, that was just great! Some places you could here some really good dutch! 'verandering' was spoken well.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 19 Apr 2004, 19:04

damn why i have to be at work ;P, ez download as soon as i get home

Dariuz · Post by **Dariuz** » 19 Apr 2004, 20:03

Nice Dutch SveinR, you speak it even better than some Turkish ppl here in Holland

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 19 Apr 2004, 21:42

Dariuz wrote:Nice Dutch SveinR, you speak it even better than some Turkish ppl here in Holland

autsj...

Post by **SveinR** » 20 Apr 2004, 16:44

Heah, thanks

Dariuz · Post by **Dariuz** » 21 Apr 2004, 15:45

Flat Tracker wrote:
Dariuz wrote:Nice Dutch SveinR, you speak it even better than some Turkish ppl here in Holland
autsj...

well,... its true isn't it

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 22 Apr 2004, 08:55

just say if u want to try some fin

jonsi · Post by **jonsi** » 22 Apr 2004, 12:20

put some text up. i wanna hear some swed talk fin...

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 22 Apr 2004, 14:19

ok if somebody want to try out...

PÃ¤Ã¤siÃ¤isruokiin kuuluu SUOMALAINEN mÃ¤mmi eli makea herkullinen jÃ¤lkiruoka. Katso reseptit. Lammaspaisti on suosittu pÃ¤Ã¤ruoka pÃ¤Ã¤siÃ¤isenÃ¤. Kaupassa myydÃ¤Ã¤n lasten suosimia suklaamunia, ne ovat kÃ¤Ã¤rittyinÃ¤ nÃ¤tteihin foliopaperihin ja niiden sisÃ¤llÃ¤ on yleensÃ¤ jokin yllÃ¤tys

i can make correct spelling .wav later

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 22 Apr 2004, 15:44

Yikes! I am not gonna try that!

jonsi · Post by **jonsi** » 22 Apr 2004, 22:00

why not...
i would but i can finnish so it wouldnt be a challenge... but it would be so funny to hear u guys talking about the finnish easter

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 23 Apr 2004, 05:55

But i don't even know how to speak out those Ã¤ when there are like 6 in a seven letter word.

For me this just looks like 'Bhjui Kolrttatk UUiuuNHJjkb |IJk;kkneeqe'

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 23 Apr 2004, 11:17

maybe i should give u finnish spelling tutorial with abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvxyzÃ¥Ã¤Ã¶

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 23 Apr 2004, 19:39

it' s very hard ,oki!

jonsi · Post by **jonsi** » 23 Apr 2004, 20:27

pronounce like it is written. two a:s prounounce it lika a long a and so on

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 24 Apr 2004, 07:54

never stopped laughin at that "pronounce like its written". of cuz aa could be spelled ee, or ii spelled oo. its just smt u have learnt from child times.

jonsi · Post by **jonsi** » 25 Apr 2004, 21:43

well zweq. write then your master tutorial and learn all people in world to speak finnish.

edit: of cuz i depends on what u learned. i forgot that. pronounce it like it should be in finnish and everything will be fine

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 27 Apr 2004, 07:31

yep but still it wouldnt help, cuz ppl wouldnt know how to make such sound. This is a good example, we have had some woman visiting from wales in our school for 6 months, and she still cant pronounce "R" like we fins pronounce it, pure tongue work

jonsi · Post by **jonsi** » 27 Apr 2004, 08:03

yea the people here from skÃ¥ne cant pronounce a tounge R.

nobody even wanna try da cool language

EtanOli · Post by **EtanOli** » 3 May 2004, 18:50

Don't forget this topic. Somebody please try, we won't laugh.

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 4 May 2004, 11:13

Zweq wrote:ok if somebody want to try out...

PÃ¤Ã¤siÃ¤isruokiin kuuluu SUOMALAINEN mÃ¤mmi eli makea herkullinen jÃ¤lkiruoka. Katso reseptit. Lammaspaisti on suosittu pÃ¤Ã¤ruoka pÃ¤Ã¤siÃ¤isenÃ¤. Kaupassa myydÃ¤Ã¤n lasten suosimia suklaamunia, ne ovat kÃ¤Ã¤rittyinÃ¤ nÃ¤tteihin foliopaperihin ja niiden sisÃ¤llÃ¤ on yleensÃ¤ jokin yllÃ¤tys

i can make correct spelling .wav later

gogo

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 4 May 2004, 17:01

Zweq wrote:
Zweq wrote:ok if somebody want to try out...

PÃ¤Ã¤siÃ¤isruokiin kuuluu SUOMALAINEN mÃ¤mmi eli makea herkullinen jÃ¤lkiruoka. Katso reseptit. Lammaspaisti on suosittu pÃ¤Ã¤ruoka pÃ¤Ã¤siÃ¤isenÃ¤. Kaupassa myydÃ¤Ã¤n lasten suosimia suklaamunia, ne ovat kÃ¤Ã¤rittyinÃ¤ nÃ¤tteihin foliopaperihin ja niiden sisÃ¤llÃ¤ on yleensÃ¤ jokin yllÃ¤tys

i can make correct spelling .wav later
gogo

will try that tomorrow

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 5 May 2004, 00:07

Guess what, I won a mic at a lan party (having best elma-tt in one hour I think

) so I can give it a shot. I try to think of it.

do teh english to teh max

do teh english to teh max

YEha