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sierra
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jokes aren't funny

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yea lately been noticing a considerable downward spiral in my humour

just like the substance is there...

... but it doesn't click

you know how jokes need that adhesive quantity... the magic something that makes them click

mine don't have it

any suggestions appreciated
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Post by teajay »

SERIOUSLY. shut the fuck up in Problems section please.
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Take a trip on the LOLLERCOASTER!
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Either you have it, or DOnt

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Post by DamRho »

Well, I hope you aren't doing a lot of stand up lately :roll:

Seriously, the best jokes are the ones not planned. Sometimes you have to miss two to have three good ones.
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Yes, jaytea. For example this:
!@$=[22:02,53]--> <eat_me> face it, potter is homosexual
!@$=[22:03,00]--> <jaytea> BOOK 7 IS RELEASED?
!@$=[22:03,10]--> * jaytea PUTS ON HIS WIZARD HAT
this was actually briliant, if you understand the deeper layer.
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Post by Dynamo »

onions have layers.... :roll:
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tijsjoris wrote:Yes, jaytea. For example this:
!@$=[22:02,53]--> <eat_me> face it, potter is homosexual
!@$=[22:03,00]--> <jaytea> BOOK 7 IS RELEASED?
!@$=[22:03,10]--> * jaytea PUTS ON HIS WIZARD HAT
this was actually briliant, if you understand the deeper layer.
:roll:

That wasn't funny...
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tijsjoris wrote:Yes, jaytea. For example this:
!@$=[22:02,53]--> <eat_me> face it, potter is homosexual
!@$=[22:03,00]--> <jaytea> BOOK 7 IS RELEASED?
!@$=[22:03,10]--> * jaytea PUTS ON HIS WIZARD HAT
this was actually briliant, if you understand the deeper layer.
That was hilarious :D
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Revolt wrote:
tijsjoris wrote:Yes, jaytea. For example this:
!@$=[22:02,53]--> <eat_me> face it, potter is homosexual
!@$=[22:03,00]--> <jaytea> BOOK 7 IS RELEASED?
!@$=[22:03,10]--> * jaytea PUTS ON HIS WIZARD HAT
this was actually briliant, if you understand the deeper layer.
That was hilarious :D
deeper layer = that ninja mango?
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milagros wrote: deeper layer = that ninja mango?
yes, ofcourse =))
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Post by J-sim »

have jokes (as in those small stories with punch lines) ever been funny?
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Post by SveinR »

J-sim wrote:have jokes (as in those small stories with punch lines) ever been funny?
Yes, when coming from Ky.Jelly's vast arsenal of stories :*
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Post by Kopaka »

..yeah your jokes sux sierra.. :P
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tijsjoris wrote:Yes, jaytea. For example this:
!@$=[22:02,53]--> <eat_me> face it, potter is homosexual
!@$=[22:03,00]--> <jaytea> BOOK 7 IS RELEASED?
!@$=[22:03,10]--> * jaytea PUTS ON HIS WIZARD HAT
this was actually briliant, if you understand the deeper layer.
this is one of teh funniest thingies i read in some time!! :lol:

and thah end.. with teh wizzard hat, max material from bash.. loalz
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Post by sierra »

ye if eat_me had pasted the lines directly under that you would have seen something like

<Sierra`> ZOMG FUNNIEST THING EVER
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sierra wrote:<Sierra`> ZOMG FUNNIEST THING EVER
Not that this adds something to the funniness. :roll:
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tijsjoris wrote:
sierra wrote:<Sierra`> ZOMG FUNNIEST THING EVER
Not that this adds something to the funniness. :roll:
of course not, did you not read the topic?
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Post by teajay »

Let's be honest with you. You never get as good as johnny T. nor as me. Hell, you won't ever pass antz even. Or juski. Or zworqy. Even px is funnier than you. Stick with the things you can do good anyhow.
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Post by ribot »

as usual when asking for advice, all you get is bad breath.

it's a matter of energy, and how you handle it. you probably need some inspiration. the most efficient way i know to become inspired, is also a method that ppl don't dare to do. it's to do something scary for you. another good thing, is to try out something wicked and spontaneous.

on the other hand, it might not be an inspiration problem. yet, if you knew that you are a being of energy, you would simple manage your energy in an intuitive or intelligent manner, so that you can achieve the results you want. if you dont know any of this, you could try some meditation or castaneda.

if this hasnt answered your question, you are completely up your own butt. see you there!
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