funniest ban stories

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 17 Sep 2005, 20:12

so like, tell some hilarious shit that got you or others banned

my favourite is when me and jaytea played a battle in multi mode and got like a 10 second better time than winner, posted it, stole win ahah. in our defence, it was actually a really hoyled time too, took us like whole battle to finish the lev with our style. jaytea got like 1 week ban for that LOL

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 17 Sep 2005, 23:09

I saw jaytea making it without ban

ribot · Post by **ribot** » 22 Sep 2005, 15:04

most bans are ANGREY.

but funny was a spaceship bot that i made for irc. it was a chat user that connected to different channels, like #across. the chat user's talk came from all users in another channel, and in #across they thought it was one person speaking. SHIT OMG WTF LOL OLO LOLOLOL

ribot · Post by **ribot** » 24 Sep 2005, 20:00

i was banned for saying it's illegal to eat meat. apparently in #philosohy it was wrong channel to say jokes. then i was permbanned, still, apparently, even that i wasnt even banned...strange

insane guy · Post by **insane guy** » 10 Oct 2005, 14:00

back in my good old Counter-Strike days, i always played with different nicks like funky_idiot or alter_penner (=old bum)..
i remember playing on some server and i luckily was ruling max by using only mac10...
suddenly one of the admins asked me to unfake my nick... i told him that this was my real nick, but he was kinda stupid and said "unfake or bane!!" so i got banned... very stupid.....

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 10 Oct 2005, 17:39

ribot wrote:i was banned for saying it's illegal to eat meat. apparently in #philosohy it was wrong channel to say jokes. then i was permbanned, still, apparently, even that i wasnt even banned...strange

those guys are true n00bs. check out this from earlier:

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[17:25:29] * Now talking in #Philosophy
[17:25:29] * Topic is ''http://ethics.acusd.edu/books.html | Humour is the highest form of wisdom'
[17:25:29] * Set by Iridian!iridian@fitch.tky.hut.fi on Mon Oct 03 13:05:23
[17:25:31] <Sierra`> i eat meat
[17:26:02] <[Rotta]> congratulations.
[17:27:12] <Sierra`> do i get banned now?
[17:27:55] <Maali> no, but try #vegans instead
[17:28:02] <Sierra`> kk
[17:28:04] <Sierra`> thanks
[17:29:29] <[Rotta]> if we were not intended to eat meat, why are the animals so frigging delicious, then? :)
[17:29:32] * Garzul has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[17:29:50] <Sierra`> 10 year old boys' buttocks are also delicious, but why we don't eat this?
[17:29:55] <Sierra`> eating meat should be illegal
[17:30:06] <[Rotta]> why?
[17:30:16] <Sierra`> it's illogical to ban some and not all
[17:30:24] <Sierra`> ergo, either all or none must be baned
[17:30:44] <Sierra`> and it seems more feasible to ban animal meat than to permit eating of 10 year old boys' buttocks
[17:31:16] <[Rotta]> there are laws that govern our behaviour. thousands of years of develpment in philosphy and morality that enable us to prosper as a society. it is not illogical at all.
[17:32:01] <Sierra`> how can you call our society prosperous when we are denied the most tender meat of all - a 10 year old boy's buttock
[17:32:08] <Sierra`> society is deprived
[17:32:23] <[Rotta]> are you serious at all about this? for chrissakes. 
[17:33:04] <[Rotta]> if you are an "internet troll", please find another forum to troll in. if you are simply stupid, you have my sympathies.
[17:33:06] <Sierra`> you must have read some very obscure moral literature to contend that a deprived society is logical
[17:33:35] <[Rotta]> i do not see the society we live in as "deprived", if we do not eat our own young.
[17:34:02] <[Rotta]> <-simpsons, back later.
[17:34:25] <Sierra`> well, take a look at yourself. your justification for eating animals was that it is "frigging delicious". the buttock of a 10 year old boy is the most delicious of all, therefore it should follow that it is the most permissible of all meats to consume
[17:35:29] <Sierra`> you dug yourself a hole there amigo. your status as a logical authority is now void
[17:35:36] <Sierra`> de-op yourself immediately

they had no response. they were owned. noobs

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 12 Oct 2005, 18:09

WE HATE RIBOT

milagros · Post by **milagros** » 12 Oct 2005, 20:25

i'll try to get ban on #phylosophy... i'm just going for it

Crypt · Post by **Crypt** » 26 Apr 2006, 04:38

i've never been banned because i FOLLOW THE RULES. i suggest everyone else do this too

John · Post by **John** » 26 Apr 2006, 05:58

Crypt start write one

niN · Post by **niN** » 26 Apr 2006, 07:31

Crypt wrote:i've never been banned because i FOLLOW THE RULES. i suggest everyone else do this too

http://www.moposite.com/mopolauta/viewtopic.php?t=359
read them before you say you do them

Wezz · Post by **Wezz** » 26 Apr 2006, 20:29

Hahahahahah Crypt, loal...

You dont even follow 1, and now youre banned