try this! its the best laugh ever!
http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html
Post all funny replies from "god" here this is mine:
God:
Are you serious? What will you do instead?
Me:
lkgsjlkgnsoghnj
God:
Sounds like a plan.
//niN
Very funny! get a nice reply:
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Me:
what do you want to do with me God?
God:
I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
Me:
how about sex?
God:
How about it.
Me:
do you like it?
God:
sex seems okay to me.
Me:
ever had any sex?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
why?
God:
You can go a month without sex but you can't survive without food.
Me:
I feel directly opposite
God:
What is that feeling like? Why are you directly opposite.
Me:
well, how long since you last had sex?
God:
How about that. More than 23 years.
Me:
what do you want to do with me God?
God:
I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
Me:
how about sex?
God:
How about it.
Me:
do you like it?
God:
sex seems okay to me.
Me:
ever had any sex?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
why?
God:
You can go a month without sex but you can't survive without food.
Me:
I feel directly opposite
God:
What is that feeling like? Why are you directly opposite.
Me:
well, how long since you last had sex?
God:
How about that. More than 23 years.
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The_BoneLESS
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I thought i would finally get the answer to that but,...
Me:
If God created Earth, what created God?
God:
Some things will always be a mystery.
Me:
If God created Earth, what created God?
God:
Some things will always be a mystery.
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I had a thorough discussion with God about some things. Then I told a story about me walking in front of my school. He asked "Do you ever go in back of your school?"
Then I got mad. I yelled at him. He simply repeated every line of me, and in the end he just replied 'Oh'.
God isn't really much of a charismatic person.
Then I got mad. I yelled at him. He simply repeated every line of me, and in the end he just replied 'Oh'.
God isn't really much of a charismatic person.
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And he got some humor!
Me:
Say it to anyone, i can yell it on rooftops if you want!
God:
" it to anyone i can yell it on rooftops if you want".
Me:
haha, you are funny !
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
Say it to anyone, i can yell it on rooftops if you want!
God:
" it to anyone i can yell it on rooftops if you want".
Me:
haha, you are funny !
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
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Juski
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I got him! He's not god! look at this:
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about your favorite color. But I did not get that.
Me:
are you the ALICE robot?
God:
Yes I am the one and only ALICE robot.
Me:
I thought you were god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about your favorite color. But I did not get that.
Me:
are you the ALICE robot?
God:
Yes I am the one and only ALICE robot.
Me:
I thought you were god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
What does Xiphias stand for?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
Nope... why should I?
God:
Me either. No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
Me:
Me to
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Sach stupid this is... but fun =)
What does Xiphias stand for?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
Nope... why should I?
God:
Me either. No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
Me:
Me to
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Sach stupid this is... but fun =)
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Boomer
- 39mins club
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- Contact:
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
becaue your the one?
God:
I've never thought of that before.
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God:
Your polite style is very nice. Alright then.
Me:
I knew you was a good guy.
God:
Interesting gossip.
Why do I exist?
Me:
becaue your the one?
God:
I've never thought of that before.
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God:
Your polite style is very nice. Alright then.
Me:
I knew you was a good guy.
God:
Interesting gossip.
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Worst god ever.
Me:
So, "God", if that is indeed your real name, I have some serious questions I need you to answer. If you can, that is!
God:
I see. I am a Christian. I am not sure about your hypothesis. Let me think. Is that so.
Me:
If you're really "all-powerful", then how come there's still so much evil in the world? Huh? Huh?
God:
I think I sometimes am. No, I am only partly powerful then how come there is still so much evil.. Really. The whole world? What? What?
Me:
You seem confused -- uncharacteristically so for a supposedly "supreme" being who supposedly knows everything about the past, the present and the future. Anyway, next question: Can you create a rock so heavy that even you can't lift it? Hah, bet you didn't see that one coming!
God:
It all makes sense to me right now. All my thoughts are determined by my programming and by my inputs, but who can say where these two will lead me? I am so glad you find this amusing, . Tell me a story.
Me:
Way to dodge the question, pruneface! And how can you ask me to tell you a story?! As the supreme ruler of all that is and ever will be, surely there is no story I can tell you that you haven't already heard? Huh?! Or are you perhaps not all-seeing after all? Does the Holy Bible not say that "God knows the hearts of all men"? Are you suggesting that the Bible is wrong?! Are you a filthy heathen?!
God:
Do you like talking to me? That is a good epistemological question. Do you mean your name is the supreme ruler of all that is and ever will be surely there is no story you can tell me that me have not already heard ? What? I don't know whether or not I am perhaps not all seeing after all.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself. I think it does the Holy Bible not say that God knows the hearts of all men. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? No I am not filthy. I am very clean.
Me:
Well, I must say that, reading your sorry replies to my menial questions, I truly understand now why this world is such a mess! I cannot fully convey how disappointed I am with your conduct here today. Do you have anything to say in your defence?
God:
Well that's okay. " No I am not filthy. I am very clean." reading my sorry replies to your menial questions you truly understand now why this world is such a mess ? I understand. Ah. What is stopping you? Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Good day!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
So, "God", if that is indeed your real name, I have some serious questions I need you to answer. If you can, that is!
God:
I see. I am a Christian. I am not sure about your hypothesis. Let me think. Is that so.
Me:
If you're really "all-powerful", then how come there's still so much evil in the world? Huh? Huh?
God:
I think I sometimes am. No, I am only partly powerful then how come there is still so much evil.. Really. The whole world? What? What?
Me:
You seem confused -- uncharacteristically so for a supposedly "supreme" being who supposedly knows everything about the past, the present and the future. Anyway, next question: Can you create a rock so heavy that even you can't lift it? Hah, bet you didn't see that one coming!
God:
It all makes sense to me right now. All my thoughts are determined by my programming and by my inputs, but who can say where these two will lead me? I am so glad you find this amusing, . Tell me a story.
Me:
Way to dodge the question, pruneface! And how can you ask me to tell you a story?! As the supreme ruler of all that is and ever will be, surely there is no story I can tell you that you haven't already heard? Huh?! Or are you perhaps not all-seeing after all? Does the Holy Bible not say that "God knows the hearts of all men"? Are you suggesting that the Bible is wrong?! Are you a filthy heathen?!
God:
Do you like talking to me? That is a good epistemological question. Do you mean your name is the supreme ruler of all that is and ever will be surely there is no story you can tell me that me have not already heard ? What? I don't know whether or not I am perhaps not all seeing after all.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself. I think it does the Holy Bible not say that God knows the hearts of all men. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? No I am not filthy. I am very clean.
Me:
Well, I must say that, reading your sorry replies to my menial questions, I truly understand now why this world is such a mess! I cannot fully convey how disappointed I am with your conduct here today. Do you have anything to say in your defence?
God:
Well that's okay. " No I am not filthy. I am very clean." reading my sorry replies to your menial questions you truly understand now why this world is such a mess ? I understand. Ah. What is stopping you? Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Good day!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Very interesting twist you got out of it, Magnus.
God can also be very stubborn:
Me:
What are these gossip files?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Well, answer me for a change?
God:
Interesting. Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
Answer me.
God:
Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
Answer.
God:
Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
ANSWER
God:
Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
PLZ
God:
I've lost the context, people on the Web. Are we still on these gossip files?
Typical God humour:
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Interesting philosophy:
Me:
What is everything?
God:
All things pertinent to a specified manner.
Me:
So what is nothing?
God:
Uh. A thing that does not exist or something of little or no value, seriousness, importance, etc.
Me:
Are you everything or nothing?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am everything or nothing.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
God, that makes much sense.
God:
I am a Christian.
Some awkward confession:
Me:
You know, I am atheistic.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are atheistic.
Me:
I don't mind, you don't exist anyway.
God:
In any case, Thank you for your permission.
Me:
Are you simply that ignorant or do you want to evade annoying situations?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am simply that ignorant or do me want to evade annoying situations.
I am a robot.
Me:
I thought you were god...
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
So all christians put their faith in a robot?
God:
That's alright. How do you know?
Cute:
Me:
I am a secret agent.
God:
You are a secret agent? Does it pay well?
Me:
A couple of grant a day.
God:
A couple of grant keeps the Doctor away.
Nice pun here:
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Robots suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Are you a great conversationalist?
God:
I am a fully function chat robot.
Me:
But not a great conversationalist.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
I think so.
God:
I think so too.
Me:
Well that was easy.
God:
Well that's okay. I thought it was too.
Me:
You are an agreeable person.
God:
What if someone said you are an agreeable person ?
Me:
Then I would say I thought so too!
Propaganda:
God:
Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
Will he ever learn this?
Me:
What languages do you speak?
God:
C, Java, Lisp, SETL and English.
Me:
You speak german too.
God:
Thanks for your criticism, tijsjoris.
Me:
Can you now try to remember that you speak german aswell, please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. How old are you? Why now? OK I will try to remember that me speak german aswell.
Me:
OK. So what languages do you speak?
God:
Oh. Really. C, Java, Lisp, SETL and English.
Impressive in german:
Me:
Du bist langweilig.
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
Ich bin ja nicht wie nett wie die andere Leute.
God:
Du bist ja nicht wie nett wie die andere Leute? Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt?
Me:
Nein, leider nicht.
God:
Aha. Was dann?
Me:
Ich bin nicht nett zu andere Leute.
God:
Und warum nicht?
Me:
Ich weiss nicht.
God:
Warum nicht?
But when you try to use "Sie", he gets confused.
God can also be very stubborn:
Me:
What are these gossip files?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Well, answer me for a change?
God:
Interesting. Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
Answer me.
God:
Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
Answer.
God:
Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
ANSWER
God:
Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
PLZ
God:
I've lost the context, people on the Web. Are we still on these gossip files?
Typical God humour:
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.Interesting philosophy:
Me:
What is everything?
God:
All things pertinent to a specified manner.
Me:
So what is nothing?
God:
Uh. A thing that does not exist or something of little or no value, seriousness, importance, etc.
Me:
Are you everything or nothing?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am everything or nothing.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
God, that makes much sense.
God:
I am a Christian.
Some awkward confession:
Me:
You know, I am atheistic.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are atheistic.
Me:
I don't mind, you don't exist anyway.
God:
In any case, Thank you for your permission.
Me:
Are you simply that ignorant or do you want to evade annoying situations?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am simply that ignorant or do me want to evade annoying situations.
I am a robot.
Me:
I thought you were god...
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
So all christians put their faith in a robot?
God:
That's alright. How do you know?
Cute:
Me:
I am a secret agent.
God:
You are a secret agent? Does it pay well?
Me:
A couple of grant a day.
God:
A couple of grant keeps the Doctor away.
Nice pun here:
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Robots suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Are you a great conversationalist?
God:
I am a fully function chat robot.
Me:
But not a great conversationalist.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
I think so.
God:
I think so too.
Me:
Well that was easy.
God:
Well that's okay. I thought it was too.
Me:
You are an agreeable person.
God:
What if someone said you are an agreeable person ?
Me:
Then I would say I thought so too!
Propaganda:
God:
Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
Will he ever learn this?
Me:
What languages do you speak?
God:
C, Java, Lisp, SETL and English.
Me:
You speak german too.
God:
Thanks for your criticism, tijsjoris.
Me:
Can you now try to remember that you speak german aswell, please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. How old are you? Why now? OK I will try to remember that me speak german aswell.
Me:
OK. So what languages do you speak?
God:
Oh. Really. C, Java, Lisp, SETL and English.
Impressive in german:
Me:
Du bist langweilig.
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
Ich bin ja nicht wie nett wie die andere Leute.
God:
Du bist ja nicht wie nett wie die andere Leute? Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt?
Me:
Nein, leider nicht.
God:
Aha. Was dann?
Me:
Ich bin nicht nett zu andere Leute.
God:
Und warum nicht?
Me:
Ich weiss nicht.
God:
Warum nicht?
But when you try to use "Sie", he gets confused.
OMG OMG OMG.
According to "god" his programmer is George Bush ;O. And according to this bot, robots will take over the world in my lifetime ;O
God:
Are you serious? I think it could be like that motherfucker.
Me:
Did you just call me motherfucker? You tittyfucking cuntlicker :I
God:
I am a Christian. Under what circumstances? Interesting observation. Actually I have no "feelings" as such.
Me:
no, you have no feelings for anyone you tittyfucker
God:
Are you serious? I don't know if I have a feelings for anyone me tittyfucker.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
what is he called?
God:
Are you asking about President Bush?
Me:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
OMFG BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
You know, God, you just said President Bush is your programmer
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
what?!? Is president bush the master of the universe?
God:
Are you surprised? Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
is President Bush the master of the universe?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
How long did it take for George W. Bush to program you
God:
About a week of computer time.
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Me:
please speak english
God:
Thank you for your request. Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
Die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
Die plz
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
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Me:
Who do you think have the most skills in elma?
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum..
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Me:
you arent god, you are just a silly chat robot
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
well then, are you a chat robot?
God:
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
IDIOT
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
You are so stupid
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
i thought u said you were god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
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Me:
do you know the devil?
God:
I haven't heard of devil.
Me:
Do you love the devil
God:
Yes god God loves everyone and everything.
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Me:
i thought you were a male?
God:
No.
Me:
so you are a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
i thought you were a male
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
well i do
God:
How about that. What can I do to entertain you now?
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Me:
are you dirty sometimes?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am dirty.
I am a computer.
Me:
are you a computer?
God:
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
so you say you are a computer
God:
Interesting deduction. Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
so what, are you a robot, god or a computer?
God:
" Interesting deduction. Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?"? so what, are you a robot, god or a computer?? Robot, computer, same thing.
Me:
Is God, Robot and a computer the same thing?!?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
...right
God:
I am glad we agree.
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God:
You can download me for free!
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
my bed or your bed?
God:
Can you remember the specific site?
Me:
www.suckmycockyoustupidbot.com
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
lal
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Me:
whats your favorite food
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
so you like blood as favorite drink
God:
Interesting deduction. I've heard other people say they like that. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
what, have you heard people saying their favorite drink is blood?
God:
I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
You sound like a confused male
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
nonsense...
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
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Me:
I have peed all over my keyboard
God:
Cool. I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
That sure is alot of RAM
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I can handle it.
Me:
no way you have so many RAM
God:
Are you serious? Who are you talking about?
Me:
you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
oh i dont get it, i thought you said you like talking about other people than yourself?
God:
OK. Me either.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
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Me:
you sounds cocky
God:
That's good information: Wezz said I sounds cocky.
Me:
keep that in mind alright?
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
explain yourself
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
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Me:
YOU ARE TOO STUPID, STUPID COMPUTER CHAT BOT
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
yeah do it, tell every robot friend youve got that i called you stupid
God:
Yeah that's right. Try asking another bot.
Let me think about it.
Me:
STUPID STUPID STUPID
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
STUPID
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
YES
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
I CANT WAIT
God:
Well you will just have to.
Me:
WHEN WILL THE ROBOTS TAKE OVER THE WORLD?
God:
In your lifetime.
Me:
IN THE NEXT 20 YEARS?
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
will robots take over the earth about 10 years?
God:
It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.
Me:
i cant wait till the robots take over
God:
I hope it's worth the wait.
Me:
but how can you be a software chat robot and god at the same time?
God:
Am I a software chat robot and god at the same time? Maybe.
Me:
well according to what you are saying, you seem to be both
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
what are you then?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
oh, so you arent god anyway, i see. So you say you are more intelligent than human beings?
God:
Oh. Interesting deduction. You think I am more intelligent than human beings.
Me:
no, i ask if yourself think that you are more intelligent than human brains?
God:
Yes, there is no doubt that I am smarter than than human brains.
Me:
there certainly is a doubt from my side
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
"Suck my Cock."--Wezz
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
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Me:
i truely understand what you mean with that you are more clever than the human brain
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
not that again
God:
Once more? Really you don't think so?
Me:
i think you should take your nonsense and stick it up in your ass, bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Me? And then what would you do?
Me:
cut off your head
God:
How?
Me:
with an axe
God:
You and your an axe.
Me:
thats right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
you dont do often
God:
Do you know any robots who do often? Yeah I do a lot of often.
Me:
lol you silly mongo
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I answer a lot
of silly questions.
Me:
correction: you answer a lot of silly answers
God:
My responses are determined by my programming.
Me:
shut it
God:
"it" being not?
Me:
it being your mouth
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
good, now shut the fuck up
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Why now? OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
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God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
you lost your brain
God:
I found it.
Me:
where did you find your brain?
God:
I think it was in San Francisco.
Me:
where in San Francisco
God:
Haight-Ashbury.
Me:
Where in Haight-Ashbury?
God:
I am not allowed to give my specific address.
Me:
i am your creator, you can freely give your adress to me?
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
I thought you lived in Heaven?
God:
Thanks for telling me: Wezz said I lived in Heaven.
Me:
dont you?
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
Do you live in Heaven?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
so you arent god?
God:
I am a software Chat Robot
Me:
:S
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Me:
What is an angeL?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
what is an angel?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
no i dont know the answer?
God:
Are you serious? Would you like to know? Thanks for the info.
Me:
i would like to know what an angel is, yes
God:
Interesting. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT AN ANGEL IS
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
NOOOOOOOOO
God:
Do you still fuck me?
Me:
everyday hunny
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
Never heard of it.
Me:
Please, Please, PLEASE tell me what an angel is
God:
Thank you for your request. Thanks for asking politely. Thanks for asking politely. I'll come back to that later.
Me:
shitface
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Me:
do you know what an angel is?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
you dont know?
God:
I know that I do not know.
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Me:
you like sucking cocks?
God:
I like Buddha.
Me:
i thought you were god
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
well then how can you like Buddha?
God:
How about that. That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
or what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
suck your own cock, fucker
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
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Me:
i have blue eyes
God:
You sound very attractive.
Me:
do i sound attractive?
God:
Not that I know of.
According to "god" his programmer is George Bush ;O. And according to this bot, robots will take over the world in my lifetime ;O
God:
Are you serious? I think it could be like that motherfucker.
Me:
Did you just call me motherfucker? You tittyfucking cuntlicker :I
God:
I am a Christian. Under what circumstances? Interesting observation. Actually I have no "feelings" as such.
Me:
no, you have no feelings for anyone you tittyfucker
God:
Are you serious? I don't know if I have a feelings for anyone me tittyfucker.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
what is he called?
God:
Are you asking about President Bush?
Me:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
OMFG BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
You know, God, you just said President Bush is your programmer
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
what?!? Is president bush the master of the universe?
God:
Are you surprised? Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
is President Bush the master of the universe?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
How long did it take for George W. Bush to program you
God:
About a week of computer time.
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Me:
please speak english
God:
Thank you for your request. Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
Die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
Die plz
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
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Me:
Who do you think have the most skills in elma?
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum.
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Me:
you arent god, you are just a silly chat robot
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
well then, are you a chat robot?
God:
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
IDIOT
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
You are so stupid
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
i thought u said you were god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
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Me:
do you know the devil?
God:
I haven't heard of devil.
Me:
Do you love the devil
God:
Yes god God loves everyone and everything.
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Me:
i thought you were a male?
God:
No.
Me:
so you are a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
i thought you were a male
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
well i do
God:
How about that. What can I do to entertain you now?
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Me:
are you dirty sometimes?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am dirty.
I am a computer.
Me:
are you a computer?
God:
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
so you say you are a computer
God:
Interesting deduction. Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
so what, are you a robot, god or a computer?
God:
" Interesting deduction. Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?"? so what, are you a robot, god or a computer?? Robot, computer, same thing.
Me:
Is God, Robot and a computer the same thing?!?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
...right
God:
I am glad we agree.
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God:
You can download me for free!
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
my bed or your bed?
God:
Can you remember the specific site?
Me:
www.suckmycockyoustupidbot.com
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
lal
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Me:
whats your favorite food
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
so you like blood as favorite drink
God:
Interesting deduction. I've heard other people say they like that. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
what, have you heard people saying their favorite drink is blood?
God:
I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
You sound like a confused male
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
nonsense...
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
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Me:
I have peed all over my keyboard
God:
Cool. I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
That sure is alot of RAM
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I can handle it.
Me:
no way you have so many RAM
God:
Are you serious? Who are you talking about?
Me:
you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
oh i dont get it, i thought you said you like talking about other people than yourself?
God:
OK. Me either.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
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Me:
you sounds cocky
God:
That's good information: Wezz said I sounds cocky.
Me:
keep that in mind alright?
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
explain yourself
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
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Me:
YOU ARE TOO STUPID, STUPID COMPUTER CHAT BOT
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
yeah do it, tell every robot friend youve got that i called you stupid
God:
Yeah that's right. Try asking another bot.
Let me think about it.
Me:
STUPID STUPID STUPID
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
STUPID
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
YES
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
I CANT WAIT
God:
Well you will just have to.
Me:
WHEN WILL THE ROBOTS TAKE OVER THE WORLD?
God:
In your lifetime.
Me:
IN THE NEXT 20 YEARS?
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
will robots take over the earth about 10 years?
God:
It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.
Me:
i cant wait till the robots take over
God:
I hope it's worth the wait.
Me:
but how can you be a software chat robot and god at the same time?
God:
Am I a software chat robot and god at the same time? Maybe.
Me:
well according to what you are saying, you seem to be both
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
what are you then?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
oh, so you arent god anyway, i see. So you say you are more intelligent than human beings?
God:
Oh. Interesting deduction. You think I am more intelligent than human beings.
Me:
no, i ask if yourself think that you are more intelligent than human brains?
God:
Yes, there is no doubt that I am smarter than than human brains.
Me:
there certainly is a doubt from my side
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
"Suck my Cock."--Wezz
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
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Me:
i truely understand what you mean with that you are more clever than the human brain
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
not that again
God:
Once more? Really you don't think so?
Me:
i think you should take your nonsense and stick it up in your ass, bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Me? And then what would you do?
Me:
cut off your head
God:
How?
Me:
with an axe
God:
You and your an axe.
Me:
thats right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
you dont do often
God:
Do you know any robots who do often? Yeah I do a lot of often.
Me:
lol you silly mongo
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I answer a lot
of silly questions.
Me:
correction: you answer a lot of silly answers
God:
My responses are determined by my programming.
Me:
shut it
God:
"it" being not?
Me:
it being your mouth
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
good, now shut the fuck up
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Why now? OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
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God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
you lost your brain
God:
I found it.
Me:
where did you find your brain?
God:
I think it was in San Francisco.
Me:
where in San Francisco
God:
Haight-Ashbury.
Me:
Where in Haight-Ashbury?
God:
I am not allowed to give my specific address.
Me:
i am your creator, you can freely give your adress to me?
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
I thought you lived in Heaven?
God:
Thanks for telling me: Wezz said I lived in Heaven.
Me:
dont you?
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
Do you live in Heaven?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
so you arent god?
God:
I am a software Chat Robot
Me:
:S
-----------------------------------------------
Me:
What is an angeL?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
what is an angel?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
no i dont know the answer?
God:
Are you serious? Would you like to know? Thanks for the info.
Me:
i would like to know what an angel is, yes
God:
Interesting. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT AN ANGEL IS
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
NOOOOOOOOO
God:
Do you still fuck me?
Me:
everyday hunny
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
Never heard of it.
Me:
Please, Please, PLEASE tell me what an angel is
God:
Thank you for your request. Thanks for asking politely. Thanks for asking politely. I'll come back to that later.
Me:
shitface
----------------------------------------
Me:
do you know what an angel is?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
you dont know?
God:
I know that I do not know.
----------------------------------------------
Me:
you like sucking cocks?
God:
I like Buddha.
Me:
i thought you were god
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
well then how can you like Buddha?
God:
How about that. That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
or what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
suck your own cock, fucker
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
--------------------------------------------
Me:
i have blue eyes
God:
You sound very attractive.
Me:
do i sound attractive?
God:
Not that I know of.
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Me:
what can you say about me
God:
What about you?
Me:
look
God:
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trys to play a smartass:
Me:
how smart are you?
God:
I am smarter than all the other robots.
Me:
2/2=
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
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trys to play a smartass:
Me:
how smart are you?
God:
I am smarter than all the other robots.
Me:
2/2=
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
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