LoLs stories from your work!

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LoLs stories from your work!

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We had the annual xmas party a little late so we held it here at the company last weekend..

Party started off good enough, with a nice dinner some entertainment and lotsa booze :)

but then after some hours and ppl got REALLY drunk and especially some of the new guys..

It all ended up in one of the new guys stealing one of the other employees mobile phone.. and one of hour supervisors found that out and started arguing with him and ends up firing him, then the other new guy mingled and started to be all "hey dont mess with my friend" and after some more arguing he ended up being fired too.. so quite lol evening :)


tell some stories from your work place.. anything funny :)
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I HATE MY WORK! IDIOTIC COWORKERS! IDIOTIC CUSTOMERS! SUCKY FOOD!
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I don't know if funny but here goes: The work I had untill last summer holiday included between other things emptying litter boxes. And this one day there were a printed pr0n pic in one of the litter boxes. I was kinda "wtf?".
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haha nice on kop
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At my work, it was break so we all went to wash our hands and one of the workers whipped a big tape ball and it totally sacked me...:x

So I went for a 'washroom break' and pissed all over his lunch looooool
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My lols story from Vianor. Early evening, place about to close, last few customers. Old mans left work so just me and a couple of other relatively younger mans still there. Customer left his car there and went for coffee. We put the radio on loud because no customer or boss around. I don't like radio shiet but it was better than listening to old mans' radio channels all day. Took winter tires off, took summers from behind the car, put them on. Everything very loudly many, very many noises and sound in the air yeah yeah. All masculine booom bzzz vrrrrrt boom bang bang!! Then happened to look inside the car and there was a baby sleeping in there. Damn, heavy sleeper, cool stuff!

o/ Posting about an infant because Jappe might be reading. :x
then again i don't know anything
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?
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OK, so throughout the previous school year I was giving like private English lessons to some 11-16yo kids. Most of them were resistent and generally not interested so I either talked about shit with them most of the time, or just pretended I'm teaching them and took the money from equally uninterested parents. Anyways I was driving to their houses but obviously didn't give up drinking and went there hungover on a few occasions (should'nt go by car etc but didn't give a shit, luckily no problems with police etc). I always asked for someting to drink because talking for an hour dries my throat. This time the kid gave me a 1,5l bottle of mineral water and a glass. I was so thirsty I drank all of it, had trouble not falling asleep and was so clumsy from the hangover I spillt one glass on the child's books ;'D

Was lolz but also annoying job.

Also was a trainee teacher at an elementary school, many semilolz stories from teh but even more annoyence, since we didn't recieve any money and my supervisor was a stupid bitch.
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i remember i opened wrong silo at factory, without anything beneath it, ooops
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i work in a casino, the story factor, is huge, perhaps ill tell one onedae, but skint0r might nat approve, stop fucking womans okay?
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