HÃ¶yling IRL

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 7 Apr 2007, 12:15

Hoyling IRL is kinda mongo now, my toe's injured. It was 3AM and I kicked my brother with the left foot in utter crap style. I can't run/walk properly now.

The only thing left to do is hÃ¶yl alcohol. again.

niN · Post by **niN** » 7 Apr 2007, 12:40

I hÃ¶yl running =)

I ran one mil (10 000 meters) on 44 minutes, I whane 42 mins =(

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 8 Apr 2007, 11:51

HÃ¶yling the alcohol turned out to be seriously coal. No hangover (yet).

wjelo · Post by **wjelo** » 8 Apr 2007, 18:07

tijsjoris wrote:HÃ¶yling the alcohol turned out to be seriously coal. No hangover (yet).

post your top10

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 8 Apr 2007, 21:39

1. sick drunk throw up on the bed drunk with german tourists drunk
2. drunk with cheese in booze
3. pretty damn drunk
4. drunk
5. relaxed drunk
6. drowsy drunk can't read shit drunkk
7. drunk oh my god i hurt my toe badly drunk
8. drunk
9. very drunk
10. pretty drunk

wjelo · Post by **wjelo** » 8 Apr 2007, 23:25

nat hoyled at all

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 10 Apr 2007, 11:29

I'm more of a cruiser. Wrong topic eh?

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 14 May 2007, 09:26

Standing long jump today for fitness test, two new personal recs:

3.08m
3.05m

used to have some shitty 3.00m

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 14 May 2007, 09:45

used to hÃ¶yl javelin, or nat hÃ¶yl but throwing teh every now and then, think I was 17 I threw 52m with 700g, havent thrown much since that

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 14 May 2007, 09:51

the best I've ever seen a Javelin thrown IRL is 54.84m with 800g, (17 yr old) so you're pretty good imo Zweq.

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 29 May 2007, 21:28

update to my walk hoyling: now have 31:46. good improvement from 40

enil · Post by **enil** » 30 May 2007, 22:13

party hoyl: prev weekend i woke up on the footend of my bed with my knees on the ground and my hands and head on the bed, woke up, and had blood all over my face and hands.. i rate myself 8/10 in wasted-last-night.. if anyone cares, it was a so called "town festival" with tent and local ppl who drink and party

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 31 May 2007, 12:04

hoyled 'barely-not-getting-expelled-from-school' to 3 times in a row

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 31 May 2007, 12:43

hoyla girls ftw

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 1 Jun 2007, 03:30

hoyled my new walking time down to 30:53

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 1 Jun 2007, 09:01

hoyled myself to a 1 day suspension from school, put a plastic bag on toms head

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 2 Jun 2007, 20:33

that's so high school america style.

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 3 Jun 2007, 08:08

I get to hoyl High Jump tomoz, hopefully beat my PB of 1.70m

The_BoneLESS · Post by **The_BoneLESS** » 4 Jun 2007, 19:27

i hoyl tech-deck (fingerboarding) nowadays... so much fun and, you can't bail as much as in skateboarding. No injuries...

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 5 Jun 2007, 07:12

fuck, couldn't do high jump, stupid teacher.

but i did some hoyling basketball and hung off the rim (10ft) which is quite a good jump.

enil · Post by **enil** » 5 Jun 2007, 18:15

hoyled my parents silver wedding last weekend

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 6 Jun 2007, 12:10

so cute <3

enil · Post by **enil** » 27 Jun 2007, 09:37

A.K.B. wrote:Standing long jump today for fitness test, two new personal recs:

3.08m
3.05m

used to have some shitty 3.00m

is 3.08 even good? sounds like cock jump

enil · Post by **enil** » 27 Jun 2007, 09:39

A.K.B. wrote:I get to hoyl High Jump tomoz, hopefully beat my PB of 1.70m

but his seems good

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 28 Jun 2007, 05:29

standing long jump- Stand still and from that standing position, jump as far as you can in front of you. The WR is 3.74m, I've got our school record.

and as for high-jump, I should be able to do some 1.95 this year. if not 2m

enil · Post by **enil** » 28 Jun 2007, 09:02

HAH! i bet you cant do 2m, besides, everyone cna say that and never prove anything >:| GIEF VIDEO

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 28 Jun 2007, 12:22

Yes please, GIEF VIDOE

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 28 Jun 2007, 13:05

hÃ¶yled some guitar, got 3.21

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 28 Jun 2007, 13:14

Zweq wrote:hÃ¶yled some guitar, got 3.21

Haha, you lose, I got 3.22

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 29 Jun 2007, 03:51

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0uJ9kXGtaU

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 29 Jun 2007, 12:43

haha AKB great joke

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 30 Jun 2007, 12:39

yes, obviously nat me, cause i run from other side.

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 1 Aug 2007, 07:02

Just hoyled high jump today, came second with 1.75m

Cameron is about 1.75m tall, and jumped 1.83 (beat the record by 1cm)

The_BoneLESS · Post by **The_BoneLESS** » 1 Aug 2007, 14:40

I'm trying to hoyl the time it takes for me to get out of my bed every morning before i go to work...

best time (this morning) : 1.04.xx (approximatly)

Memphis · Post by **Memphis** » 1 Aug 2007, 16:04

That include shower? My out of bed holya time is tragic. Im always running for the city bus.

The_BoneLESS · Post by **The_BoneLESS** » 1 Aug 2007, 16:09

Memphis wrote:That include shower?

Nah, it actually is the time between the moment i wake up and the moment i step out of my bed. It usually takes up to 20-25 minutes but today, i was in a hurry.

Memphis · Post by **Memphis** » 1 Aug 2007, 18:53

oh haha. sometimes i jump out of bed and other times i drag it out cause i hate my alarm.

enil · Post by **enil** » 8 Aug 2007, 03:38

hoyled my car today.. sucked

Lukazz · Post by **Lukazz** » 8 Aug 2007, 09:51

hoyled diving a bit, best time was 2.30

enil · Post by **enil** » 9 Aug 2007, 21:55

hoyled mcdonalds and bought hashish today.. pretty bad ass irl hoyl right there

Memphis · Post by **Memphis** » 9 Aug 2007, 22:39

nice enil. Boneless how is your waking up holya coming?

Memphis · Post by **Memphis** » 9 Aug 2007, 22:40

Oh I holyaed Subway today for lunch. Said all the condoments and stuff i wanted on my bun before they could even ask me a question. I think they appreciated it cause there was a long line.

The_BoneLESS · Post by **The_BoneLESS** » 10 Aug 2007, 03:44

pretty bad, i came back to some 25-30 minutes, quite slow

i'm hoyling slowness...

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 10 Aug 2007, 11:52

I get to hoyl some more athletics, got district carnival this week!

Memphis · Post by **Memphis** » 10 Aug 2007, 16:01

haha didn't know slowness took holyaing...

The_BoneLESS · Post by **The_BoneLESS** » 10 Aug 2007, 22:02

Memphis wrote:haha didn't know slowness took holyaing...

ever tried the elma slowness level ? or levels (was there 2)?
Needs some hardcore hoyling to finish the level slowly!

enil · Post by **enil** » 16 Aug 2007, 16:43

ill prepare you for ultimate life hoyla this weekend

friday: poker night with free beers at "humle hytten" (beer house)
saturday:
cosins birthday, donna try hooking up a girl at the party and get her drunk ;o must not fail

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 2 Sep 2007, 04:43

Can't believe teh, just won district triplejump with 12.26m but I'm extremely unfit, and last year I got 10.80m at districts then 12.23m at states so I'm training up to got for 13.5m (prolly get my in the top three)

Good news! Sports teacher is filming our training session on tuesday so we can look at our techniques ect. Hope I can get teh off him.

ps. guess which photos have me! 14 years triplejump

The_BoneLESS · Post by **The_BoneLESS** » 2 Sep 2007, 05:37

damn, you're a good jumper

A.K.B. wrote:ps. guess which photos have me! 14 years triplejump

number 203 ?!

enil · Post by **enil** » 2 Sep 2007, 20:48

hoyled poker, hash, beers and riding dirty this weekend.. god damn bad ass i am, but also tired :|

edit: akb, impressive,, but i have to ask. have you been doing tripl0x jump for 14y, or are you 14y old? no offence, but i just wonder :D