Tip of the Day

danitah · Post by **danitah** » 23 Apr 2007, 16:43

You shouldn't know what crap tastes like.

Zamppe2 · Post by **Zamppe2** » 23 Apr 2007, 22:08

Read tip of the day everyday

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 24 Apr 2007, 08:05

When someone suggests to you that they already know the card trick you're trying to do, quit whilst you're ahead.

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 24 Apr 2007, 13:26

cards tricks are lame

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 25 Apr 2007, 05:19

akb is lame

wait, that's old news

danitah · Post by **danitah** » 25 Apr 2007, 21:37

This isn't the news topic anyway

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 26 Apr 2007, 08:32

listen to dj, he can tell you where you went wrong, and buy a book, The Vine Rhyme Herbal, it's a bit weird, but unique and interesting!

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 10 Oct 2007, 20:45

dont get fat, seriously, cant stand fat people

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 14 Oct 2007, 20:38

lalz being fat is soo lame

:D

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 14 Oct 2007, 22:26

Tip of the day: Unban Tijsjoris

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 17 Oct 2007, 20:09

new ut3 demo = win

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 18 Oct 2007, 11:49

ut3 + Jebus's max awesome new pc = najs

ut3 + my pc = 1/10 BANE

+ worst quality graphics on ut3 are better than ever other pc game x100

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 18 Oct 2007, 18:44

+1 more on the ut3 demo cause ive been owning online

petsen · Post by **petsen** » 19 Oct 2007, 09:12

TOD:

remember to remove condoms from your trashcan BEFORE your grandmother decides to take out the trash.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 19 Oct 2007, 11:58

Erh, why should your grandmother check out the trash she's throwing away? And why do you use condoms?

petsen · Post by **petsen** » 20 Oct 2007, 00:04

small trash can she had to take the top of to empy it :/

cuz safe sex is importen tj

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 20 Oct 2007, 02:32

TOD: If neither of you have an STI, use teh PILLE

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 20 Oct 2007, 11:41

If you are very drunk, it's probable taht you will break all your dishes

enil · Post by **enil** » 20 Oct 2007, 12:07

TOD: dont smoke weed if you dont have backup beers or cola. you get the insane cotton mouth

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 24 Oct 2007, 10:04

bet on the nfl, its easy money

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 24 Oct 2007, 12:49

Dont lose your ntuser.dat if you ant do system reset nor expand file

nony · Post by **nony** » 25 Oct 2007, 07:18

don't drink whisky&beer. u won't get drunk but u'll get sick and eventually puke ur stomach.

Hx · Post by Hx » 25 Oct 2007, 07:34

nony wrote:don't drink whisky&beer. u won't get drunk but u'll get sick and eventually puke ur stomach.

im pretty sure u will get drunk if you drink whisky and beer

tod: floss after meals

Uncle Milty · Post by **Uncle Milty** » 25 Oct 2007, 10:06

TOD: avoid the TOD

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 26 Oct 2007, 14:59

Hx wrote:
nony wrote:don't drink whisky&beer. u won't get drunk but u'll get sick and eventually puke ur stomach.

negative

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 26 Oct 2007, 18:54

always lie to your mother

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 27 Oct 2007, 01:40

Ky.Jelly wrote:always lie to your mother

about what?

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 27 Oct 2007, 03:29

tijsjoris wrote:
Ky.Jelly wrote:always lie to your mother
about what?

almost everything, basically they really do not understand this new world

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 27 Oct 2007, 11:40

does your mother happen to be amish?

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 31 Oct 2007, 16:08

buy new ram, it owns it up

enil · Post by **enil** » 31 Oct 2007, 22:47

TOD: go check "general" and then take the thread, danish elma meeting, and read my update!

nice top yes, then post if you would have the farest idea of maybe joining

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 1 Nov 2007, 17:24

DO NOT drink too much milk before exercises (running, etc.)

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 1 Nov 2007, 18:05

do all haircuts by yourself

Hx · Post by Hx » 1 Nov 2007, 19:28

learn to know when you pass the level of drunkness that can put on bets... or in other words dont put on bets when you are drunnnnnk

dont catch your dick in your fly as well

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 2 Nov 2007, 08:48

Does anyone think Hx's last line there matched perfectly his avatar?

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 2 Nov 2007, 17:02

yes I do think so ;D

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 2 Nov 2007, 19:01

gambling is good

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 2 Nov 2007, 20:35

Make a goal. And stick to it!

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 3 Nov 2007, 14:48

no tip :/

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 3 Nov 2007, 23:16

Don't use alcohol.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 4 Nov 2007, 10:27

Raven wrote:Don't use alcohol.

watefak?

dz · Post by dz » 4 Nov 2007, 11:43

tijsjoris wrote:
Raven wrote:Don't use alcohol.
watefak?

I think someone is having just a bit too hard hangover.

MGZ · Post by **MGZ** » 4 Nov 2007, 12:27

mix bacardi razz and shwepps bitter lemon garantied max.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 5 Nov 2007, 00:25

Raven wrote:Don't use alcohol.

worst tip ever, get this moron out of this fucking topic :p

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 5 Nov 2007, 07:27

Ky.Jelly wrote:
Raven wrote:Don't use alcohol.
worst tip ever, get this moron out of this fucking topic :p

best tip evar

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 5 Nov 2007, 13:20

ill change tip.

Use alcohol.

Juzam · Post by **Juzam** » 5 Nov 2007, 17:23

while drunk, do not run towards kids in a supermarket without wearing nothing but boxers and shout "here's johnny"

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 5 Nov 2007, 19:01

Who would even do that anyway?

Hx · Post by Hx » 6 Nov 2007, 03:41

create a god dam goblin and try to kill mine

http://www.goblinz.net/r/303

edit: mine is called Eric if you fancy your luck haha

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 6 Nov 2007, 06:47

always dance, your homo if you dont