Tip of the Day

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 14 Sep 2003, 03:55

dont eat upside down

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 14 Sep 2003, 23:07

cranberry juice is good for your prostate

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 15 Sep 2003, 21:59

running from the cops is the most funnest thing

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 16 Sep 2003, 23:40

always the small print in the written bit for any add

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 17 Sep 2003, 21:22

dont put tabasco sauce under your eyes

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 18 Sep 2003, 21:03

dont drive and drink, drink before you drive

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 21 Sep 2003, 23:29

save money to not only retire early, but to retire with 20 year old wife

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 2 Oct 2003, 20:33

OMG has Ky.Jelly finally run out of tips?

Hmmm. I can't think if any either...

bob · Post by **bob** » 3 Oct 2003, 06:10

don't fart in a milk carten and store it in a freezer for a week and get your lil sister to smell it.

bob · Post by **bob** » 3 Oct 2003, 06:11

dont bite your finger nails, bite your toe nails.

bob · Post by **bob** » 3 Oct 2003, 06:13

dont drink orange juice after brushing yo teeth.

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 3 Oct 2003, 13:26

Go the the bus place in time, otherwise the bus will drive without you ;(

MagnusB · Post by **MagnusB** » 3 Oct 2003, 19:31

Don't make 3 seperate posts inside 5 minutes when they can easily all be made into 1 post.

bob · Post by **bob** » 4 Oct 2003, 06:44

dont listen to magnus haha

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 5 Oct 2003, 22:29

nah i still got tips, but i cant be arsed posting them, reading is enough for me atm,

but yea bob, its tip of the day not tip of the hour

bob · Post by **bob** » 6 Oct 2003, 07:35

there were like 1min apart, so why would that be tip of the hour.

tip: beware of cuz, he gets a little lost sometimes.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 6 Oct 2003, 20:13

do not staple you skin together, its not the stapling that hurts, its the removal

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 8 Oct 2003, 20:57

going to work does not have to be something you do every day, you just dont get paid for it

chux · Post by **chux** » 8 Oct 2003, 23:34

If you dont read this topic, you wont know if your tip has already been posted...read this topic before you post

PS. Has this been posted before?

magicman · Post by **magicman** » 9 Oct 2003, 12:41

i'm at work now.. sitting at computer mkay

this keyboeard have a splitted space button..weird.
work is ok you should tooo

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 9 Oct 2003, 17:18

do not get attached to your boss no matter how hot she is, chances are that she is looking for you to take the blame for some mongo as shit she did

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » 9 Oct 2003, 18:08

omg, Ky.Jelly u are mango

....

today it would be a good idea to check your mail

chux · Post by **chux** » 10 Oct 2003, 21:57

Make sure there are no Uncle Teds around when you have a work poo

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 11 Oct 2003, 00:18

girls hair ties are not cool to collect

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 11 Oct 2003, 20:23

waxxing your modem wont make it go faster

MopoGirl · Post by **MopoGirl** » 12 Oct 2003, 20:11

i have to ask if there's a story behind these 2 posts, ky

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 12 Oct 2003, 20:34

ye, most of them have a story or two behind them, in another topic i might just tell you

do not leave your phone and wallet on roof of your car, it sucks so much

Post by **SveinR** » 12 Oct 2003, 22:07

Don't forget to lock your bicycle.

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 13 Oct 2003, 09:11

Don't boughrough your moped to anyone, especially not when the police are everywhere...

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 13 Oct 2003, 18:19

post it notes are not good to be used as clothing

magicman · Post by **magicman** » 13 Oct 2003, 20:08

dont just sit at home and be fat, get as good as me and work.. shitsame about sallery;P just so u move your ass ^^

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 14 Oct 2003, 20:26

do not try and sex girls you just helped break up with there boyfreind, sure it works great on tv but irl, it bites

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 15 Oct 2003, 19:18

another girl one......

dont waste your money buying flowers, go find some on the side of the road or steal someone else's, if they look sorta shabby you can always crank out the "i went and picked these all for you" save money and look good at the same time

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 16 Oct 2003, 20:00

running will help you loose that spare tyre

chux · Post by **chux** » 16 Oct 2003, 23:12

A post a day keeps your PPD at least 1.00...

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 17 Oct 2003, 09:00

chux wrote:A post a day keeps your PPD at least 1.00...

Smart thinking there chux

Post by **SveinR** » 17 Oct 2003, 16:29

chux wrote:A post a day keeps your PPD at least 1.00...

Hmm, shouldn't this be "A post a day keeps your PPD on 1.00" ? A post a day isn't more or less than a post a day...

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 19 Oct 2003, 20:48

if you drink 15litres of coke in 2 days you are going to suffer from with drawal symptoms in the following days, OMFG I NEED COKE NOW

chux · Post by **chux** » 19 Oct 2003, 23:42

Ky.Jelly wrote:if you drink 15litres of coke in 2 days you are going to suffer from with drawal symptoms in the following days, OMFG I NEED COKE NOW

Welcome to [chux]'s world...

I meant 1 post a day from now, so youd probably have over 1...but yeah, you are right

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 20 Oct 2003, 17:17

do not try and clean up laundry detergent with a high power house,

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 22 Oct 2003, 20:56

changing keys on noobs keyboards is so funny but garenteed to get you in lots of shite

BigRed · Post by **BigRed** » 23 Oct 2003, 08:25

Dont stand in bubble gum.

chux · Post by **chux** » 23 Oct 2003, 18:10

Ky.Jelly wrote:do not try and clean up laundry detergent with a high power house,

A high power house?

Don't be a fool, stay in school

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 23 Oct 2003, 18:14

o i meant "hose"

what you want and what you get are to different things

chux · Post by **chux** » 25 Oct 2003, 20:43

Whenever something good happens, something will mess it up. Make sure you dont enjoy anything too much, that way everything will be great

BigRed · Post by **BigRed** » 26 Oct 2003, 07:41

If you stay in the sun too long, you get sunburnt.

magicman · Post by **magicman** » 26 Oct 2003, 09:45

i think every1 write here just to flood

chux · Post by **chux** » 26 Oct 2003, 14:38

This topic still isnt as big as 'New Internal Times'...lets make it happen

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 26 Oct 2003, 21:41

'New Internal Times' is the suckiest topic, don't post there.

dz · Post by dz » 26 Oct 2003, 22:45

nope, "fun times" is the suckiest.
or maybe hoyled/unhoyled?