Tip of the Day

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 22 May 2005, 00:41

dont tell peole you wc times, they prolly go out and beat it, but heres the tip, tell me caus you know i cant

MJXII · Post by **MJXII** » 22 May 2005, 04:37

36 Lessons Of MJ, Lesson 2

Remember that you didn't ask to be here; your existence was forced upon you. You don't owe anyone anything.

So stop worrying

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 22 May 2005, 10:12

MJXII wrote:36 Lessons Of MJ, Lesson 2

Remember that you didn't ask to be here; your existence was forced upon you. You don't owe anyone anything.

So stop worrying

Hmm good point

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 23 May 2005, 15:14

dont let pets rule your life

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 24 May 2005, 00:24

pets rule

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 25 Mar 2006, 00:02

gargling water will never ever ever make you cool, gargle vodka instead

hmm ive got a few hundred days to catch up on, anyone object to me starting?

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 25 Mar 2006, 00:12

This topic needed a revival.

My tip: post one tip a day in the tip of the day topic.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 28 Mar 2006, 22:09

always jump twice in the morning, helaps the body go BANG its mornig

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 7 Apr 2006, 00:01

You shall have at least 15min eye pause from the computer every hour.

insane guy · Post by **insane guy** » 7 Apr 2006, 09:49

Watch "The Wiseman" or/and "The Tune" by Bill Plympton and you will find yourself much smarter afterwards....

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 7 Apr 2006, 10:24

insane guy wrote:Watch "The Wiseman" or/and "The Tune" by Bill Plympton and you will find yourself much smarter afterwards....

Did u find yourself smarter?

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 8 Apr 2006, 20:27

Do not masturbate every day!

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 8 Apr 2006, 22:11

Learn how to spell correctly!

dz · Post by dz » 8 Apr 2006, 23:49

tijsjoris wrote:Learn how to spell correctly!

Wait... chip said 'masterbate' all the time and I'm sure he knows what he's talking about!

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 9 Apr 2006, 00:32

It was a tip of the day, that's all.

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 9 Apr 2006, 12:28

Do you know that the more you play Elma, the more pro you ara?

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 12 Apr 2006, 15:26

Xiphias wrote:Do not masturbate every day!

Hey!

Whoops.

Tip:

Do not listen to sierra, and DO NOT BRAG ABOUT MAJOR ACHIEVEMENTS LIKE ME!

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 12 Apr 2006, 17:14

Be smart

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 13 Apr 2006, 06:37

Be hiynde you.

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 14 Apr 2006, 02:44

Each time you cross a road.. drop down in the middle of the road and do five pushups. It's good for your heart.

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 14 Apr 2006, 03:58

This tip is a moral in the story:

A little red man walked up his little red stairs into his little red bathroom and ran water into his little red bath, when he was in his little red bath, he heard a knock at the little red door, he quickly jumped out of the little red bath, ran out of the little red bathroom, down the little red stairs, and answered the little red door, there was an young lady, who got scared and ran across the road and got run over by a car.

Tip of the day: "Don't cross the road when the little red man is flashing!"

Harald Hasch · Post by **Harald Hasch** » 17 Apr 2006, 11:34

ur brilliant !

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 17 Apr 2006, 14:26

Tip of the day:

Don't listen to A.K.B.'s stories- they are mainly made up from friends at school. But listen to them for the moral- and tips that they give your for everyday life:

"Kids in the backseat cause accidents- Accidents in the backseat cause kids!"

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 28 Apr 2006, 14:28

You don't have to look stupid to be cool.

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 16 Oct 2006, 01:21

Tip: don't post on mopolauta when you're high

The_BoneLESS · Post by **The_BoneLESS** » 16 Oct 2006, 03:16

Don't do drugs

Harald Hasch · Post by **Harald Hasch** » 16 Oct 2006, 14:23

do drugs

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 16 Oct 2006, 15:42

go see places

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 28 Nov 2006, 17:04

run, even if you are fat and lazy, run, it may hurt, it may suck, but i garantee, 10 mins after you finish running you feel 10x better than you have for ages, and keep running, no one likes a mr fatty

insane guy · Post by **insane guy** » 28 Nov 2006, 17:48

Ky.Jelly wrote:run, even if you are fat and lazy, run, it may hurt, it may suck, but i garantee, 10 mins after you finish running you feel 10x better than you have for ages, and keep running, no one likes a mr fatty

you are damn right!

Tip today: Fall in love again, its fun! Feels like in 7th grade or something...

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 28 Nov 2006, 22:05

I'm already 1 month in.

Find a HOT chick. And bone her as soon as you can.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 28 Nov 2006, 23:18

Yeah, before she gets cold.

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 29 Nov 2006, 05:09

after you find a gf, you will enjoy more Hotdogs and Spit Roasts.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 1 Dec 2006, 00:26

even if you dont take anything from your flatmates fridge you will get the blame, might as well just take it yea

Harald Hasch · Post by **Harald Hasch** » 1 Dec 2006, 03:24

if you run out of gas, eat some beans.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 2 Dec 2006, 07:19

maccas is not healthy no matter how many pamplets they print about the good things

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 2 Dec 2006, 08:00

But it's dame tasty!

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 2 Dec 2006, 13:59

tip: ignore spambots

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 2 Dec 2006, 18:10

tip: don't ignore me though, I'm not a real spambot.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 3 Dec 2006, 05:55

flies carry disease, so keep them zipped up boys

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 3 Dec 2006, 07:35

Don't be silly,
protect your willy.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 3 Dec 2006, 11:07

when eating hotdogs, nat think porn coz' sausages / porn = gay

instead think porn when eating taco's

Sla · Post by **Sla** » 4 Dec 2006, 16:52

It is much better to play the Elasto and to be proud of your own times that lie and to be what one is not. (Translated)

Harald Hasch · Post by **Harald Hasch** » 4 Dec 2006, 18:18

dont worry, be happy.

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 4 Dec 2006, 22:52

if you liek grapse you are like charlie buckets grandmother.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 5 Dec 2006, 12:40

is that a tip really?

my tip: always buy multiple guitar picks, you'll lose most of them anyway.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 5 Dec 2006, 12:41

always check the toilet for bombs, you never knowe what might happen...

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 5 Dec 2006, 13:30

always lock in your knees when lifting heavy objects, so you can sprain your back and get a big fucking compo payout!

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 5 Dec 2006, 23:12

Be helpful, try to be kind

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 7 Dec 2006, 08:26

make sure you mp3 player has been stopped and turned off when you get home, nothing like going to use it the next day and its dead, lucky mine only needs a 3 min charge for 3 hours of use