Tip of the Day

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 8 Dec 2002, 03:06

SveinR wrote:Buy (and drink, of course) Vanilla Coke

that drink is just plain sik, the new pepsi blu is sik as well,

tip- always tip a hot waitress (or waiter if thats what u prefer)

Antz · Post by **Antz** » 8 Dec 2002, 10:37

mmmmmmm. hot waiters lining up to serve me. =)

tip: don't puke, it makes ur sound taste terrible.

*edit, 08:02, 9.12.2002* what a weird thing. i intended to write mouth, but i wrote sound. how very odd.

chux · Post by **chux** » 8 Dec 2002, 15:21

Always filter SkittleBrew, it tases much nicer without the skittlescum

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 9 Dec 2002, 09:23

every one is talking about food that we dont have boohoo

tip- try new foods

chux · Post by **chux** » 9 Dec 2002, 16:34

lol, dont worry, anyone can make skittlebrew, actually, right now im trying a variation...Sour SkittleLilt!
Tip: Try SkittleBrew variations, but remember, only fruit drinks work, dont use coke or peps0r

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 13 Dec 2002, 12:16

wear sunscreen, it culd save ur life

Chris Penrose · Post by **Chris Penrose** » 13 Dec 2002, 16:30

Sunscreen gets in orifices.

TIP:

Block all orifices before wearing sunscreen.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 14 Dec 2002, 05:38

if a gurl has a pierced tongue she will probably suck ur dick,
if a guy has a pierced tongue he will probably suck your dick,

TIP- stay away form guys with peirced tongues

chux · Post by **chux** » 14 Dec 2002, 12:10

I'll have to remember that...

Make sure you put your fone next to your bed, cos it sucks when you have to wake up and get up really quickly...

Xhomaz · Post by **Xhomaz** » 14 Dec 2002, 13:08

I always have my phone next to my bed...

Bring soap bubbles to school, the girls love it

Antz · Post by **Antz** » 14 Dec 2002, 14:45

xhomaz u womanizer

dz · Post by dz » 14 Dec 2002, 15:41

this topic has offically became 1337

http://koti.welho.com/pkoskin2/stuff/1337.jpg

Antz · Post by **Antz** » 14 Dec 2002, 19:56

nice

a 1337 topic. just sweet. =)

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 14 Dec 2002, 21:38

TIP

dont spend tooo much time thinking of tips

Post by **Abula** » 15 Dec 2002, 02:14

Don't buy candies.

Post by **SveinR** » 16 Dec 2002, 16:31

Don't pick your nose; you'll only start to nosebleed.

Antz · Post by **Antz** » 16 Dec 2002, 16:47

lions make love 60 times a day. some insects' love-making lasts up to 6Â½ months.

surely u can do better than that!

tip: shag 60 times a day for 6Â½ months in a row. then do it again, and again, and again, and again, etc

MagnusB · Post by **MagnusB** » 16 Dec 2002, 19:46

Male lions also sleep about 20 hours each day. Beat that.

chux · Post by **chux** » 16 Dec 2002, 23:04

Try to sleep for more than 20 hours...but only when you can afford to. No ton a work/school day

Xhomaz · Post by **Xhomaz** » 16 Dec 2002, 23:17

20 hours without waking up is impossible

Tip: Don't puke on your shoes

dz · Post by dz » 16 Dec 2002, 23:20

dont buy drinks for girls for nothing

chux · Post by **chux** » 16 Dec 2002, 23:21

dz wrote:dont buy drinks for girls for nothing

Damn, so "can i buy you a drink?" is pointless!?!

Xhomaz · Post by **Xhomaz** » 16 Dec 2002, 23:23

Of course you can, you just can't do it for nothing

If you'll get something back, go ahead...

dz · Post by dz » 16 Dec 2002, 23:36

ChuckleS wrote:Damn, so "can i buy you a drink?" is pointless!?!

not necessarily but if goes to "can i buy you drinks" stuff its not that good idea

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 18 Dec 2002, 09:12

get ur girlfreind a bikini

saves u buying her drinks

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 19 Dec 2002, 18:51

dont get tricked into working on xmas and new year,
ur holidays will be as bad as mine

Antz · Post by **Antz** » 19 Dec 2002, 21:07

lol too late for that. gladly i got 24th & 25th day free, and the job ends 1st so that's free too =)..

tip: enjoy your life! do the stuff u really want to!! if someone says "don't play elma", u say "hell i will, i enjoy my life!" !!

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 21 Dec 2002, 04:08

if you go out with your mates never tell how much money u really do have, it may cost u the ot or the embarressment of having to be scrooge,

and never say you have little and spend up large, they will never believe you the next time

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 23 Dec 2002, 21:25

buy every one little gifts, then at least they cant complain u didnt get them any thing

Xhomaz · Post by **Xhomaz** » 23 Dec 2002, 22:28

Don't buy gifts at all

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 26 Dec 2002, 11:39

boxing day is the best day for sales

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » 28 Dec 2002, 12:08

Today's tip:..

Play elma to ur fingers gets groken

Chris Penrose · Post by **Chris Penrose** » 28 Dec 2002, 14:54

If your head explodes, don't start complaining.

Post by **SveinR** » 28 Dec 2002, 15:37

Feed your cat

Xhomaz · Post by **Xhomaz** » 28 Dec 2002, 16:35

listen to music which contains guitars

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 28 Dec 2002, 19:06

dont mow lawns in the dark

Antz · Post by **Antz** » 29 Dec 2002, 08:48

don't try to stop a chainsaw with your hands or your genitals

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 29 Dec 2002, 09:21

dont think u won battle till u look at rec, other player make u think win by lying times

fuken devin

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » 29 Dec 2002, 13:04

Tip

Dont write to many tips like this

MagnusB · Post by **MagnusB** » 29 Dec 2002, 14:14

Do the exact opposite of everything written here so far.

Antz · Post by **Antz** » 29 Dec 2002, 15:37

do the opposite of everything written _this_ far (=magnus turning it upside down it's 360 and going straight again)

i mean really mag, ppl _should_ try stop chainsaw with their hands or genitals??

u can go first, i'll watch and laugh

Chris Penrose · Post by **Chris Penrose** » 29 Dec 2002, 16:21

Don't listen to antz. He's just a sadist zombie flesh eater with past issues.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 29 Dec 2002, 20:08

thats not a tip,

Tip - eat your greens

Xhomaz · Post by **Xhomaz** » 29 Dec 2002, 20:11

tip - open the first box you see

chux · Post by **chux** » 29 Dec 2002, 21:01

The first box I saw was Pandora's box...<sarcasm>Thanks Xhomaz!</sarcasm>

Tip: Dont unleash evil into the world

Antz · Post by **Antz** » 30 Dec 2002, 10:22

hey i want to have those sarcasm things too. then i can be all sarcastic with ppl!

neway, tip:

live!

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 30 Dec 2002, 10:47

thats not a tip, thats wot were doing,
u have to expand on that

Antz · Post by **Antz** » 30 Dec 2002, 11:18

well i think it's a tip.

it's like a synonyme to 'don't die'

Xhomaz · Post by **Xhomaz** » 30 Dec 2002, 12:17

Sorry, ChuckleS

Tip: Ignore the next tip

Antz · Post by **Antz** » 30 Dec 2002, 12:52

tip: gather all ur money and wealth and send them to me.

darn 2bad this tip will be ignored =(