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Re: I had sex topic

Post by FinMan » 5 Jul 2011, 15:17

pic or didn't happen.

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Re: I had sex topic

Post by Lousku » 10 Aug 2011, 21:19

Achievement unlocked: Perfectly simultaneous orgasms without touching clit. o/ </bragster>
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Re: I had sex topic

Post by Lousku » 11 Aug 2011, 01:24

True story.
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Re: I had sex topic

Post by 8-ball » 11 Aug 2011, 03:37

achievement locked: know when she's faking
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Post by Igge » 11 Aug 2011, 07:11

:D

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Re: I had sex topic

Post by Lousku » 11 Aug 2011, 12:59

Xarthok wrote:achievement locked: know when she's faking
Funey, but wasn't fake. :) It turned into more of a "wtf, did you also... did that just happen? omfg" than a cute aftersecks cuddle. How could I not post on lauta? We've been doing it for 7 months and obv it's not always so amazing.
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Post by Grace » 12 Aug 2011, 10:47

Lousku wrote:Achievement unlocked: Perfectly simultaneous orgasms without touching clit. o/ </bragster>
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Re: I had sex topic

Post by Mats » 3 Sep 2011, 23:41

Would be fun to make this topic more interesting. Like most embarrassing people, moments, places and stuff like that :P

I could start it off:

I was in denmark with some friends this summer, we rented a hut not far from a village. We decided to go and look for girls, driving around asking girls if they wanted to join the norwegian party house tonight :P. So it seemed like a creepy and stupid idea when we came across the first girls, but they responded like ye ofc.. (ehhhm what: I love denmark :) ).
So they showed up and even offered us free alcohol, compared to norway were you'll ended up with a fist in your face and police at your door. It was a great night, with lots of fun and drunkiness. After a while I managed to get one girl away from the others and started makin out with her, we went a little further away from the hut, were we started undressing eachother. we just lied down in the grass and started off, without caring that it was almost at the frontdoor at the populated neighboor hut. But then we heard some of the others were looking for us and closing in, so we crawled in to a bush and continued. With a happy ending we went back, and I sat down inside with a couple of my friends which cleary understood what happend. I said "there's like a sticking on my dick, it hurts" So i went to the bathroom, and there were 2 big fakin wood antz biting me. Not the kinda blowjob you'd prefer, trust me. :beer:
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Re: I had sex topic

Post by Bismuth » 7 Sep 2011, 09:06

lame story.

Just kidding, awesome story :)
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Re: I had sex topic

Post by axxu » 25 Sep 2011, 05:44

had in sauna for the first time 2 days ago
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Post by A.K.B. » 21 Jan 2012, 12:56

No kuski would believe me.
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Post by pawq » 21 Jan 2012, 18:56

SAID IT PLS


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Post by Ky.Jelly » 7 Apr 2012, 08:18

Xarthok wrote:achievement locked: know when she's faking
ahaha, who cares, if they want to fake it, let them, as long as im happy as at the end of it
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Re: I had sex topic

Post by Orcc » 7 Apr 2012, 12:45

Ye0, they say that many men suffer from premature ejaculation. Fuck that, not a single man suffers from it
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Post by niN » 7 Apr 2012, 13:05

Orcc wrote:Ye0, they say that many men suffer from premature ejaculation. Fuck that, not a single man suffers from it
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Post by snajdig » 7 Apr 2012, 20:30

Orcc wrote:Ye0, they say that many men suffer from premature ejaculation. Fuck that, not a single man suffers from it
But you can shoot several times on one occasion, can't you?:D
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Post by Ky.Jelly » 8 Apr 2012, 21:04

like a friend of mine always says "the female orgasm is a myth"
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Re: I had sex topic

Post by teajay » 11 Apr 2012, 17:30

I guess he/she means the, while a female one is certainly not.

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Post by Ky.Jelly » 12 Apr 2012, 03:43

refering to your post in the god tropic, you quitting sex?
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Re: I had sex topic

Post by teajay » 12 Apr 2012, 09:02

Not necessarily. But technically, I'm still a virgin.

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Post by Ky.Jelly » 12 Apr 2012, 17:59

ah okay, my fault i guess for not really reading this thread again
but LOL @ technically
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Re: I had sex topic

Post by teajay » 14 Apr 2012, 18:47

It was immaculate, I tell you!

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Re: I had sex topic

Post by 8-ball » 15 Apr 2012, 10:37

virginity is strong in this one!

no sex for 2 weeks now (visiting home country) - longest break in last 2 years :D
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Post by niN » 15 Apr 2012, 11:38

Xarthok wrote:virginity is strong in this one!

no sex for 2 weeks now (visiting home country) - longest break in last 2 years :D
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Post by Grace » 16 Apr 2012, 17:12

Some mans wanted me to post pictures of my sexy frame, so here two picture.

Here me with a girl. - http://kopasite.net/up/l6i6l78u4e1ckxg/ ... 7163_n.jpg - Note teh jacket saying "SmaXa" on it. Baws.

here me with a beret. not mine - http://kopasite.net/up/586gd4v7s83pwgp/ ... 8482_n.jpg This is some years ago now though.
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Re: I had sex topic

Post by Lousku » 16 Apr 2012, 17:21

Dem teeth!
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Post by gimp » 12 Aug 2016, 17:53

so i was having sex from behind and the girl made a loud queef and after going in and out a couple times it kept happening so i started laughing quite much and she got mad and left me with blue balls. this has happened to me on a few occasions and i was wondering how you mans deal with the queef? to me it is the equivalent to like a lady fart which is rare from girls and i just find it really funny i dont know how else to react to it. seriously.
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Re: I had sex topic

Post by Lousku » 12 Aug 2016, 18:36

Just start farting in alternating rhythm with the queefs
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Re: I had sex topic

Post by Ruben » 12 Aug 2016, 18:41

Lousku wrote:Just start farting in alternating rhythm with the queefs
Good advice imo.

Seriously though, if your girls are that seriuos I don't think they can be much fun. On the other hand, laughing uncontrollably might be a bit excessive xD
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Post by A.K.B. » 13 Aug 2016, 06:00

Just disregard it, seriously.
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Post by Mats » 14 Aug 2016, 01:57

Solution, the mouth never queef
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Post by Ruben » 14 Aug 2016, 18:21

Mats wrote:Solution, the mouth never queef
No, there are all sorts of other sounds coming from there xD
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Post by Igge » 15 Aug 2016, 19:45

If you started laughing loud and uncontrollably I guess it could be annoying for her if she finds it embarrassing (you never know what previous sex partners told her). I guess the best thing you can to is to explain in a light-hearted way you don't mind at all, and that it's inevitable when you're having sex. Same with fart noises when sweaty stomachs are grinding together etc. It's funny, you chuckle, you forget it. Just don't make a big deal of it anyway (and that includes laughing too much!).

This ofc only when you're still not 100% comfortable with each other (ie haven't had sex a lot or known each other for a long time)..)
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Re: I had sex topic

Post by Grace » 18 Aug 2016, 12:05

Don't pull so far out if you want no queefage. You're causing it most likely by pushing air in with each back and forth. :beer:

Ofc sometimes this is inevitable depending on anatomy and also feels gud to have longer strokes so go forth and make queefs if that's what you desire.
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Re: I had sex topic

Post by Bludek » 12 Dec 2017, 14:35

bump for cool topic. Had good reads again. I wish more mans did reviziting of old tropics.

also, you know, wanted to post, coz the title. Hopefully I'll revizit "new gf" topic soon.
edit: when do people actually start to call themselves "bf and gf" anyways????!?
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Post by Ruben » 12 Dec 2017, 23:18

Always thought english terms 'boyfriend' and 'girlfriend' were horrible. They are ambiguous, in that in can be used to describe both romantic relationships and non-romantic friendships. They're also gender specific which limits their use. Then to top it off their flavour is unimaginative and dull, just 'boy/girl' and 'friend' slapped together to make some vague expression of affection.

I much prefer the Norwegian word 'kjæreste.' 'Kjær' means 'dear,' as in 'she is dear to me,' but 'kjæreste' means 'dearest.' She is not only dear, she is dearest, she is more important than everyone else. It is gender neutral, and it explicitly signifies a romantic relationship. Plus, when to people are together, they are 'kjærester,' which is a lot easier to say than "so are you guys boyfriend/girlfriend?" and much more romantic than "so are you guys together?" It might be one of my favourite words ever. I'm sure many other languages have an exact equivalent, I know Swedish and Danish does.

English alternatives that are acceptable are words like 'sweetheart' and 'darling,' but they still don't capture quite the same meaning.
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Ruben wrote:They are ambiguous, in that in can be used to describe both romantic relationships and non-romantic friendships.
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Re: I had sex topic

Post by pawq » 13 Dec 2017, 01:43

'Girlfriend' is often used to describe a female friend, if such a distinction is needed. Used mostly for female friends of girls, naturally :p, but as Ruben said, very ambiguous.

Polish actually has "girl" and "boy" in place of girlfriend/boyfriend. Not even kidding. "Sooo you got a girl finally?? Yeah, it's my 3rd girl this year already!"


More on-topic:
I think I wrote somewhere in the elma scene (probably lauta???? maybe some msn, dunno) many years ago that I'd had sex. That was very obviously untrue, and it really makes me laugh nowadays how important kids think it is to have sex as early as possible. To the point where I promised to myself when I was like 15/16y old that I'd have sex before 18, or else I'm a total looser forever. Took a bit longer than that =D

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Post by 5tr1k3r » 13 Dec 2017, 10:43

Ruben: there is SO (significant other)

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Post by danitah » 13 Dec 2017, 11:55

I actually like the word 'girlfriend' a lot, and easily more than the Norwegian word. Might be because of associations with the artist World's End Girlfriend and how he also uses it a lot in his work.

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Re: I had sex topic

Post by kuchitsu » 21 Feb 2020, 22:41

Come on guys, have some sex already, it's been like two years.

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Post by ArZeNiK » 22 Feb 2020, 11:38

kuchitsu wrote:
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Come on guys, have some sex already, it's been like two years.
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Post by Lousku » 22 Feb 2020, 12:50

Real fuking cool tropic to read. 8) 8) 8) Good times.
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Bludek wrote:
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bump for cool topic. Had good reads again. I wish more mans did reviziting of old tropics.

also, you know, wanted to post, coz the title. Hopefully I'll revizit "new gf" topic soon.
I am still with that girl :) No new sex for my, maybe ever. But I guess sex with girlfriend counts too :)

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Post by pawq » 22 Feb 2020, 20:50

Good to hear that Blu, I was actually wondering after scrolling up a bit! :)

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Post by skint0r » 23 Feb 2020, 19:40

Very epic topic :D I'm glad to rediscover myself also posting here before as expected, because first time big event in life for sure. Somehow not as cringe as expected, I guess because can still appreciate good feeling of mans banging, it's good confidence boost to know even if you are at loser level in life, somehow at least can still manage to make someone think you are ok enough to let you get naked with them.

I will continue cringe-sharing by telling about future successes, though very few. Increased total number of people to 3, or maybe 2.5, I guess depends how count sex. Maybe even it's only 2 in total but I share anyway because it was nice bonus achievement in life.

Last year aka not 2019 but 2018 because we are still in 2019 mentally: I managed to match with someone on Bumble, and big achievement here was that she was transgirl. Quite pretty too, actually probably prettier girl been with so far. We talked a while and hit it off, flirted a bit and got some exciting nude sharing. I was still a little too anxious about meeting up because I'm retard in life, but she was from San Francisco and on her last day of visiting before leaving, and was quite tempting in efforts to make me meet up. Finally decided fuck it why not give it a chance, how horror can it go worst case... We met up, walked a bit to find a bar to sit and drink, got along pretty good and was easy to talk despite being fuck nervous like norm when meet new people. I was still not really sure if was going good or not and had zero expectations from meeting anyway already. Eventually we left and walked around a bit, in my head I was already ready to just say good bye and take it for just oke nise evening with cool person because didn't imagine there was any interest there, but eventually we ended up near her hotel and she asked if I wanted to join her in room and I was like ooooo shiet in brain while trying to play it cool.

It was nice chill mood, just talked a while and her clothes came off pretty fast and we made out and enjoyed her mega nice tits in many ways, laid in bed and continued doing that for quite a while, touching and groping and getting pretty hot while also lazily chatting and hevd good mood. In hindsight probably good chance to do more but somehow in the moment was just enjoying the mood and it never went much further, so didn't get ultimate achievement of experience girl dick sadly. Some regrets there for not trying but also good experience anyway so thumbsup

Later in year met girl from Taiwan visiting for a few months here, first time meeting didn't do anything, just looked new years eve stuff together and went separate ways, but later on after some weeks met up again and then did many things many times. About zero feelings there, but still nice to get some physical intimacy and get off so won't complain. She traveled a bit all over, and eventually met again this last Christmas again for more bang.

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Post by ribot » 2 Apr 2020, 17:56

Oh well I guess I can share here. I don't really like to share this with people I'm not good friends with, but I can try it out anyway.

I will share what happened five years ago. I dunno how good memory is of this but here it goes.

I met some thai gurl online. Can't remember how old she was but maybe 12 years younger. It was easy relationship, video chat sex etc.

Decided to go meet her. In Pattaya. Came there, got hotel.

I got this quirk that I'm really particular about how gurls smell. Someone who eats meat or onions is probably too smelly for me to kiss. So I instructed this thai gurl about it, as she was luckily vegetarian which is really unusualy in that land over there. Her answer to me was like really unclear, not telling if she would be eating them onions or not.

So I was there, waiting in my hotel. Talking to her, she would come some date very soon. Then on that date she was not coming. I was getting real frustrated, so I started trying to find new gurls in case she wouldn't come.

I can reveal those dating tactics too, that before I met her I was bombarding girls, just hitting on as many as possible, both online and in real life. Only really hot ones though. So I had some contacts already getting ready to ditch my girlfriend.

Then a few days later she said she was coming. Apparently she was doing something with her family and didn't even apologize or think twice being days late! She was not arrogant or anything, actually she was very sweet and kind, but apparently this is their culture or something.

So I asked in a hotel if I can bring a friend to my room, and the Danish guy who owned the hotel asked if I was gay. Apparently I was at a gay hotel without knowing it! I was like "no it's an gurl", and I was told I could have two girls stay in my room if I wanted. (In thailand I was asked if I was gay a lot)

So the gurl came and she was fatter than I thought! I think online most girls only send the pics of themselves where they like how they look, or hiding stuff. But she was attractive though. (Makes me wonder if we really did have video sex online before this, as I think more about this it was probably after we met.)

We kissed and had sex first night. She didn't reek of onions! It was like really relaxed, I can't remember any nervousness or awkwardness about the sex or with her at all.

So I was in thailand for a few weeks, we even split all bills because I wasn't really working. Then when I went back home we said she will come visit and so. So we continued to talk every day.

Then one day I was kinda annoyed with her and said we don't have to talk every f*cking day! So we didn't talk for a few days, but then one day I was horny and I missed her and called her. Then she was like "oh ok, but I'm in a relationship". I was like "WTF!?" and I never talked to her again. Actually I was not 100% sure she was with somebody else. Perhaps she thought I broke up with her? Her English wasn't that bad... I think. Anyway I was too annoyed at her to really find out!
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