yeah ;XThe_BoneLESS wrote:well, that shouldn't be something you are proud of...nony wrote:had with different girl than my gf ;D
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hmmm... that sounds like a judgement. look, sometime ago, after 'gaining' total independence from my parents (i'm in another city, i work, i pay my own rent, etc.; in fact from time to time i send money home too), i decided that i want to have no regrets. i don't want to feel like eating kfc, getting drunk, buying jeans, smoking, fucking or runka, sleeping, playing elma, parachuting and so on and not do it. it's an awful perception to wake up the next day and feel sorry and regret not having done a certain thing which won't be the same if there'll be a second time.Xiphias wrote:xiiiiterRaven wrote:yeah ;XThe_BoneLESS wrote:well, that shouldn't be something you are proud of...nony wrote:had with different girl than my gf ;D
i'm not some asshole, on the contrary: i'm still good friends with some of my exs and none felt bad when we were together. i don't go out picking nor do i flirt (well, maybe a little, but that's just my way of being), i have no idea about dating sites but if i go out once with some friends and meet some hot girl who wants it too, be sure i'm not going to miss it. i know what's bad and what's good (in general human terms), but i prefer doing what i like. and sex is nice, you know...
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A must post to a legendary topic. Had sex umm 12d ago! Going to have tomorrow I hope. First time had 6. Dec 2006 when being 23y and since started to date it's been quite common activity :]. Two times per day is a good amount.
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I had sex with my puppet. She's quite nice, I tore a huge hole between her legs so I could penetrate her to the head.
Seriously, what's this topic?!
Seriously, what's this topic?!
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actully had sex tonight but the sex partner is sleeping now so no more tonight
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lol at how long you guys have been virgins for
this topic in general is just LoL
this topic in general is just LoL
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what's so wrong about being virgin anyway, I don't see the reason for laughing at that. Sure, this topic is worth poking fun at, I admit. Just gotta make clear what you're exactly laughing at.
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ftw, she's cute.J-sim wrote: yay
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she looks 14 years old :S
who's that btw?
who's that btw?
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she's 24 though hmm
but ez cuterest.
but ez cuterest.
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she doesn't look 14 at all, you must be blind to say that, she looks indeed 10 years older and besides the fact that the pic isn't ugly at all, a photo doesn't say much about one's true beauty, wether it be inside or outside and I think J-sim is a happy man with a warm gun or something like that, either way, I hope you share some good moments.
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check!
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seriously, i asked to 10 people, irl friends or family, and they all answered 14 or close, prolly because of the size of her breast (no offence, sorry if i do)
its weird that you all think she's 24
but i must admit that her hand looks old
EDIT: ez spalmer
its weird that you all think she's 24
but i must admit that her hand looks old
EDIT: ez spalmer
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first off, what kind of interest do all these people have in some girl doing with some guy you "know" through the internet? I know we're humbugging here about someone we both don't know, but I have met jsim once so that's that.
secondly, and more important, I think those people are either blind, stupid or canadian. Maybe all of these. You can clearly see a more mature face. Then again this nab from canada saying he's 15.. you might have a point then, but this guy's putting up a pic of his brother anyway.
secondly, and more important, I think those people are either blind, stupid or canadian. Maybe all of these. You can clearly see a more mature face. Then again this nab from canada saying he's 15.. you might have a point then, but this guy's putting up a pic of his brother anyway.
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sorry mawane, but i spend all my time around 14 year olds, and she is quite obviously at least 7 years older. and you look fucking 25.
as if your 15, you must get so much shit from school.
as if your 15, you must get so much shit from school.
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I would have said maybe 16-17 years old, but hey, some people here think I'm 30, that's exactly doubling my age
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Nice one J-sim, she's hottie.
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Yeo, i had sex this weekend
damez, guess it doesn't count if its with yourself
damez, guess it doesn't count if its with yourself
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sikos, anos pfotos?
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you want anus photos
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yeau would be kinda maxey nyce to see yur anuos
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Raven wrote:liek 3h ago in teh morning
Raven wrote:had sum this morning before school =)
Raven wrote:had sex last night/morning
Raven wrote:Had twice in a hotel
Raven wrote:Had about ½hours ago..
Raven wrote:did in the last morning
RavenRaven wrote:this morning..
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I don't really have sex on a regular basis, but I'll tell you a nice story about when I lost my virginity.
It was in the beginning of 2006, I was 14 years old. My brother and his mate had two girls over (who were same age as me)
We watched a movie and did nothing much, even though one of the girls kept talking about sex all the time.
A few weeks later my brother and his mate starts drinking, and they we start talking about that girl who seemed a bit sex-fixated. Then suddently, my brother says; Hey bro, if you fuck her I'll give you 200 kroner, and his mate was like YEAH ME TOO! Ent up with saying I'd get 16 smirnoff ice, 400 kroner, som vodka and some cigarettes if I banged her.
The bet was forgotten for months....
Then suddently I randomly spoke to her on msn and she was like; "Yeah, I'm coming to the place where you live this weekend, football tournament! (had turned 15 at this point).
I met her that weekend at the football tournament, First we were just looking at eachother, THEN, as we were gonna go watch a game she sits in my lap instead of besides me O,O looked me deep in the eyes and we started to make out.
The whole crows goes WTF! and EWWWW (yeah, it was a childs tournament with teams from the age of 6 to 15 years old).
Made out with her the whole day. Went home and went to sleep happy. Next morning I wake up, jump in the shower and eat breakfeast, and is I just finishes my breakfeast the doorbell rang!
I was like wtf, who could this be?! Opened the door and there she was..
Showed her the house and took her to the bedroom where we started to make out..
As my hands start to get wet ( guess why ) I hear my mom screaming outside like, "GET OUT HERE AND HELP ME IN THE GARDEN FFS" I were like, "NO FUCKING WAY I'M BUSY FFS" (yeah, she was fixing in the fucking flowerbeds outside my fucking window but atleast she shut up)
Managed to get the damn panties off her ( not my mom ffs ) and we had a long good round of sex.
Lost contact with her after that day. Two weeks later this pops up in my guestbook:
(anyone can feel free to translate if they want)
Edit: Read picture from bottom to top) and its norwegian
It was in the beginning of 2006, I was 14 years old. My brother and his mate had two girls over (who were same age as me)
We watched a movie and did nothing much, even though one of the girls kept talking about sex all the time.
A few weeks later my brother and his mate starts drinking, and they we start talking about that girl who seemed a bit sex-fixated. Then suddently, my brother says; Hey bro, if you fuck her I'll give you 200 kroner, and his mate was like YEAH ME TOO! Ent up with saying I'd get 16 smirnoff ice, 400 kroner, som vodka and some cigarettes if I banged her.
The bet was forgotten for months....
Then suddently I randomly spoke to her on msn and she was like; "Yeah, I'm coming to the place where you live this weekend, football tournament! (had turned 15 at this point).
I met her that weekend at the football tournament, First we were just looking at eachother, THEN, as we were gonna go watch a game she sits in my lap instead of besides me O,O looked me deep in the eyes and we started to make out.
The whole crows goes WTF! and EWWWW (yeah, it was a childs tournament with teams from the age of 6 to 15 years old).
Made out with her the whole day. Went home and went to sleep happy. Next morning I wake up, jump in the shower and eat breakfeast, and is I just finishes my breakfeast the doorbell rang!
I was like wtf, who could this be?! Opened the door and there she was..
Showed her the house and took her to the bedroom where we started to make out..
As my hands start to get wet ( guess why ) I hear my mom screaming outside like, "GET OUT HERE AND HELP ME IN THE GARDEN FFS" I were like, "NO FUCKING WAY I'M BUSY FFS" (yeah, she was fixing in the fucking flowerbeds outside my fucking window but atleast she shut up)
Managed to get the damn panties off her ( not my mom ffs ) and we had a long good round of sex.
Lost contact with her after that day. Two weeks later this pops up in my guestbook:
(anyone can feel free to translate if they want)
Edit: Read picture from bottom to top) and its norwegian
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pretty interesting
this is never gonna happen to me
this is never gonna happen to me
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Yeah, no long looks deep in the eyes or sitting in the lap. Just rough anal mansex.
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heh, i didnt think anyone is gonna take this topic so seriously, but this story was really intereesting and funny i love this the most:
and please translate that, translate.google doesn't give a shit
crazy girl tho', do you still have contact with her?Ecchi wrote:NO FUCKING WAY I'M BUSY FFS
and please translate that, translate.google doesn't give a shit
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Ecchi wrote: Lost contact with her after that day.
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This is what is on the picture, it is up for everyone to view somewhere in my guestbook on fettnerd, (norwegian community)
She: Hiii, are you allright? =D
Me: Yeah
She: Ronja was wondering why you fucked me, I said it was because
you wanted, is that ok? (hug) love you
Me: Fine by me=)
She: Tommy, were you paid to do it?
Me: Panic smiley thingy
She: DID YOU?!?!?!
She: Hiii, are you allright? =D
Me: Yeah
She: Ronja was wondering why you fucked me, I said it was because
you wanted, is that ok? (hug) love you
Me: Fine by me=)
She: Tommy, were you paid to do it?
Me: Panic smiley thingy
She: DID YOU?!?!?!
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ah roope.... next sentence:roope wrote:Ecchi wrote: Lost contact with her after that day.
Ecchi wrote:Two weeks later this pops up in my guestbook:
Ecchi laaal xDDD what did you answer?
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I didnt answer as you might see, she got mighty pissed o,oEcchi wrote:This is what is on the picture, it is up for everyone to view somewhere in my guestbook on fettnerd, (norwegian community)
She: Hiii, are you allright? =D
Me: Yeah
She: Ronja was wondering why you fucked me, I said it was because
you wanted, is that ok? (hug) love you
Me: Fine by me=)
She: Tommy, were you paid to do it?
Me: Panic smiley thingy
She: DID YOU?!?!?!
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dirty girl.
bet she has already had 3 dicks in her gob at once.
really dirty girls are only good when you are drunk.
bet she has already had 3 dicks in her gob at once.
really dirty girls are only good when you are drunk.
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nice story Ecchi. Fun too read that, because its looks a bit like my story, but I only got 50 kroner
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bump.
Ecchi's story was pretty awesome
on topic: Had sex with my ex gf a week ago. We broke a month ago, but we still sleep together from time to time. But it's kinda hard to find good place for it (( (we both live with parents), but it's nice.
Ecchi's story was pretty awesome
on topic: Had sex with my ex gf a week ago. We broke a month ago, but we still sleep together from time to time. But it's kinda hard to find good place for it (( (we both live with parents), but it's nice.
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Had secks for 8 hours, skippade school.
then again i don't know anything
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?