Incredible Experiment! Guarenteed to work!

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Incredible Experiment! Guarenteed to work!

Post by A.K.B. »

I just noticed something incredible the other day, and being so scientifically inclined, I decided to create an experiment to test what I saw; and to my utmost surprise, it worked!

I thought the experiment was possibly a fluke, something fate had brought upon me to make me believe it was right when in fact, it's not right. So I decided to test it again, it worked again!

The next few weeks I spent devising an intricate and straightforward experiment for you to try as well!

And I guarantee it will work first time; every time!



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Step One: Eat plenty of food.





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Step Two: Take a shit, but don't flush it down.





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Step Three: Get a piece of paper and some permanent marker (any other marker just won't retain the correct effects) Make sure the paper is only about post-it note size. (preferably around 2'x2')





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Step Four: Now write the letters:

"X"-"r"-"a"-"t"-"i" and "o"

in sequential order side by side on the paper.





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Step Five: Put the piece of paper in the toilet aside your steaming biomass.





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Step Six: Suddenly Xratio will appear in your toilet! Right under the piece of paper!





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Incredible isn't it!? Xratio appears to be a steaming pile of shit! Who would've guessed he had such an apparent likeness to your ass-nuggets?!






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This experiment can be repeated over and over again for immediate, constant and consistent results; actually, I advise making it part of your daily routine.

If you could post up a picture of your completion of this incredible experiment I'd greatly appreciate it!
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Post by Igge »

a little långsökt but i guess a little bit amusing
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Post by jaytea »

effort: 9/10
entertainment value: 2/10

better luck next spam
im pretty good at elma
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Post by voidak »

jaytea wrote:effort: 9/10
entertainment value: 2/10

better luck next spam
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Post by Sla »

Non-sense fight of the year with kids: AKB vs Xratio.
Xratio is pwing at the moment, he joined Lauta some months ago, being very young for many players, he shows more intelligence than the max mongo "AKB", who joined Lauta in 05.
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Post by voidak »

i think AKB presents a bit higher level at the moment of spamming
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Pics or it didn't happen!



Hmm.. no wait..
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Post by A.K.B. »

Please post pictures.
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Post by dz »

Amazing findings! I will test this later.
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