Worst Jokes Ever

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 28 Dec 2009, 00:08

Time for a new topic. Tell whatever crappy jokes here.

Why did Jappe abort the battle?

Because Nekit learned english.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 28 Dec 2009, 00:51

Where did the Dressmaker live?

On the outskirts of town

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 28 Dec 2009, 00:54

Why did the mailman deliver the mail?

Because it was his job))

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 28 Dec 2009, 00:56

Why did the mentally incapable 27 year old hermit poke himself in the eye?

Because he was mentally incapable.

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 28 Dec 2009, 12:40

how old is thorze?

13, almost 14

why is nekit called naked?

because naked is called nekit

what did AKB do after making steppes brutal?

nat did teh

what did jesus say to jappe2?

nice aborting m8

what did jesus say to raven?

nice vids m8

what did jesus say to akb?

no akbs

why did sahara become a desert?

thorze was here

whats the color of napoleons white horse?

napol plays #ranks

whats the elma team of a Quantz??

quack

whats the most emotional emoticon?

)

what happened in september 2001?

ZiuteK maked wr

u no ho do u do?

yes

what is the main religion of buddhist monks?

buddhist monks, buddhist monks... (hmming)

where was the berlin wall?

i dont know the answer to this question, but im thinkin

what did yoda say to the black guy in the end?

i havent watched star wars

what do mopolauta smilies and simpsons have in common?

yellow

what do mopolauta smilies and simpsons not have in common?

unyellow

why does this post have an attachment?

because its big c00l post like juish p0st

will this post be updated?

yes0lio

three kuskis were playing a battle, what did the first one say to the third one?

new circus.lev????HHAHAHHAH

why is there so much elma related discussion in non-elma related discussion

this am lauta.

why is this post not on white blackground?

because in blackground white is almost 14

how worst were these?

very worst, very worst

who is the president of ulan bator?

ulanaa

what the fuck is a blackground?

playground for special kids

what does "Do not automatically parse URLs" mean?

if url has braked into peace's its good too parse back

how many sides does a triangle have?

theres no sides

what did the guitar pick say to the guitar?

i scratch your back and i scratch yours

why samsung monitors are so fucking awesome?

Sam had Sung in Shower

why is watt used in physics?

because w00t was taken by random nabs

bob · Post by **bob** » 28 Dec 2009, 13:04

what do you call a guy with a shovel?

doug

what do you call a guy without a shovel?

douglas

why did the aeroplane crash?

because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 28 Dec 2009, 15:06

a man walks into a bar
he's an alcohol and it's destroying his family

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 28 Dec 2009, 16:52

I see zweqs like stupid americans)

Why do zweq like stupid americans?

Bcause he is one zweq
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8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 28 Dec 2009, 18:31

why does memphis call zweq zweg?
because there is no q in mongolian alphabet

Lukazz · Post by **Lukazz** » 28 Dec 2009, 20:48

Xarthok wrote:a man walks into a bar
he's an alcohol and it's destroying his family

irl lol

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 28 Dec 2009, 21:56

a man walks into a car, wonders "I didn't see, it was meant to be!" and proceeds into a bar.

HAHAHAHAHAHA )))

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 28 Dec 2009, 22:42

a man breathes underwater
he is a fish

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 28 Dec 2009, 22:44

a woman breathes underwater
she's a marmite

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 29 Dec 2009, 01:54

Xarthok wrote:a man breathes underwater
he is a fish

very joke, very )))

Bludek · Post by **Bludek** » 29 Dec 2009, 15:49

a woman is naked underwater.

yes.

k0en94 · Post by **k0en94** » 3 Jan 2010, 03:44

thorze wins a balle

a nigger bought bread at the market

2 pinguins standig on a mountain, 1 jumps in the sea, the other one is called harry

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 3 Jan 2010, 03:58

Zweq is human

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 3 Jan 2010, 04:53

k0en94 wrote:thorze wins a balle

a nigger bought bread at the market

moar

Hosp · Post by **Hosp** » 3 Jan 2010, 15:01

I have won 5battles.

Ecchi · Post by **Ecchi** » 3 Jan 2010, 15:34

Thorze wrote:I have won 5battles.

Worst joke I heard

pawq · Post by **pawq** » 3 Jan 2010, 19:58

fits to the topic then

Chris · Post by **Chris** » 3 Jan 2010, 23:05

There is no gravity, earth sucks.

Hosp · Post by **Hosp** » 4 Jan 2010, 05:02

Once again. I have won 5 battles. Don't lie.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 4 Jan 2010, 05:15

Thorze wrote:Post subject: Re: Worst Jokes Ever

Once again. I have won 5 battles. Don't lie.

Worst. Joke. Ever.

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 4 Jan 2010, 06:15

worst topic ever haw haw

Chris · Post by **Chris** » 4 Jan 2010, 13:42

Haruhi wrote:
Thorze wrote:Post subject: Re: Worst Jokes Ever

Once again. I have won 5 battles. Don't lie.
Worst. Joke. Ever.

So we got winner! Thorze

Orcc · Post by **Orcc** » 4 Jan 2010, 18:08

Why did Chris edit his post?

- He forgot to add his name in it

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 4 Jan 2010, 18:44

why is adi piping so good?

he's plumber irl

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 4 Jan 2010, 18:57

Orcc wrote:Why did Chris edit his post?

- He forgot to add his name in it

this one was actually good =D

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 4 Jan 2010, 20:48

People try too hard though. The jokes are supposed to be bad. :(

Why is xiphias a homosexual we dont know??

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 4 Jan 2010, 22:24

thorze has one won too tree for five, 5 battles O,O

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 4 Jan 2010, 22:47

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 4 Jan 2010, 23:58

igge and tiger woods were friends, what happened then?

igge woods

oh and corrected english in last påst

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 5 Jan 2010, 00:15

weekend if 4 more days IF 4 MORE DAYS!

Hosp · Post by **Hosp** » 5 Jan 2010, 17:12

Haruhi wrote:
Thorze wrote:Post subject: Re: Worst Jokes Ever

Once again. I have won 5 battles. Don't lie.
Worst. Joke. Ever.

Once. Again. I. Have. Won. Five. Battles. Do. Not. Lie.

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 5 Jan 2010, 17:40

So why are you saying it in the "Worst Jokes Ever" topic? That's like saying it on opposite day.

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 5 Jan 2010, 18:40

Oh, this is actually getting funny

Kazeta · Post by **Kazeta** » 5 Jan 2010, 19:13

how do you say bear in swedish?

bjorn

how do you say pig in swedish?

thorze

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 11 Jan 2010, 13:34

Aliens did not steal my steppes brutal rec of 9.3x

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 12 Jan 2010, 01:14

Why Tarzan died?
- He stood under the tree

Man went to the shop. He asked "do you have bubble-gum?" from the salesman. Salesman replied "no we don't". Then the man said "no problem, i came with moped".

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 12 Jan 2010, 08:27

Man went to the shop. He asked "do you have bubble-gum?" from the salesman. Salesman replied "no we don't". Then the man said "no problem, then it's time to kick some ass".

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 12 Jan 2010, 08:48

Duke.

Orcc · Post by **Orcc** » 13 Jan 2010, 15:16

Why doesn't Thorze live on GMT timezone?

- It's too mean

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 13 Jan 2010, 15:22

Best friggin joke I've ever heard.

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 13 Jan 2010, 16:51

:DDDDDDDDDDDdddd

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 13 Jan 2010, 19:38

Needs to become a lauta classic, along with Jappe's post on the going away thread a few months ago

bob · Post by **bob** » 21 Jan 2010, 09:35

why did the mexican push the girl off the bridge?

tequila

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 21 Jan 2010, 11:54

bob wrote:why did the mexican push the girl off the bridge?

tequila

That's actually ok.

bob · Post by **bob** » 21 Jan 2010, 11:56

yeah one of my favourites. everyone else seems to hate it though. same with this:

what do you call a mexican who has lost his car?

carlos

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 21 Jan 2010, 12:43

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs is both the same.