Lame jokes

Bjenn · Post by **Bjenn** » 17 Jun 2015, 20:12

Ruben wrote:
Bjenn wrote:Madness fake plants died because he did not pretend to water them. durk
Sach unoriginality.

It was mega lame I know =D fitted right in to this topic!

Mats · Post by **Mats** » 29 Jun 2015, 00:39

Abused people got stockholm syndrome, going from the rapist to therapist.

ROKKEBOL · Post by **ROKKEBOL** » 23 Jul 2015, 10:49

- why did the hipster drown in water?
- because he went ice skating before it was cool

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 23 Jul 2015, 18:43

RedLine wrote:- why did the hipster drown in water?
- because he went ice skating before it was cool

That's not a lame joke; that's an aswesome joke.

Bjenn · Post by **Bjenn** » 24 Jul 2015, 08:46

Translation: Oh god, Pooh! That's not honey
You are eating halalmeat
ALLAHU AKBAR

Chris · Post by **Chris** » 24 Jul 2015, 14:42

Bjenn that isn't full translation.

Bjenn · Post by **Bjenn** » 24 Jul 2015, 15:30

GOD IS HUGE DURKA DURKA MOHAMMED JIHAD =D

Chris · Post by **Chris** » 25 Jul 2015, 09:50

Oke, that was pretty lame

Mats · Post by **Mats** » 28 Jul 2015, 18:36

Swedish Winnie the pooh is named

Ezwin Puh!

Ruben · Post by **Ruben** » 4 Nov 2015, 13:38

More:

Two Latvian look at clouds.
One see potato. Other see impossible dream.
Is same cloud.

One day, hear knock on door.
Man ask "Who is?"
"Is potato man, I come around to give free potato"
Man is very excite and opens door.
Is not potato man, is secret police.

1st Latvian: Is so cold.
2nd Latvian: How cold is?
1st Latvian: Very. Also dark.

Boris is go to latvian man home. Rape his daughter. Kill his dog. Shit on carpet. Latvian say why are you rape my daughter. Boris gives man potato. Good day for latvian man.

Madness · Post by **Madness** » 8 Nov 2015, 19:36

Two Latvian go and middle stumble over potato and fall.

ROKKEBOL · Post by **ROKKEBOL** » 13 Dec 2015, 19:54

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves! Just kidding. I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet.

Mats · Post by **Mats** » 18 Dec 2015, 01:52

His fav song

gimp · Post by **gimp** » 18 Dec 2015, 09:18

I dont know why, but I expect that lame jokes would make me laugh

Mats · Post by **Mats** » 21 Dec 2015, 23:36

Good one Gimp, made me laugh

What do you call an attractive dog?

...Hot dog

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 22 Dec 2015, 04:45

What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley.

Madness · Post by **Madness** » 22 Dec 2015, 18:03

What's white and signs?

Elvis Parsnip.

ROKKEBOL · Post by **ROKKEBOL** » 16 Feb 2016, 07:28

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a meal. After finishing it, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "No!" - the waiter yells in pain - "Why are you doing this?"
"I am a panda. Look it up." - answers the panda before walking out of the restaurant.
With the last of his strength, the waiter picks up a dictionary, finds the word "Panda" and reads the definition:
"A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin.
Characterised by distinct black and white colouring.
Eats shoots and leaves."

Chris · Post by **Chris** » 16 Feb 2016, 08:32

A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, "Five beers please."

kuchitsu · Post by **kuchitsu** » 3 Mar 2016, 01:48

- I saw "Saw".
- I saw "Saw" too.
Next day.
- I saw "Saw II".
- I saw "Saw II" too.
Next day.
- I saw "Saw III".
- I saw "Saw III" too one BOOOOOM!

Polarix · Post by **Polarix** » 4 Mar 2016, 22:52

Nice going Kuch

gimp · Post by **gimp** » 10 May 2016, 18:43

We don't serve time travelers here.

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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