Lame jokes

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 22 Jul 2010, 19:05

When working today I came up with a very lame one:

If I had a cloning agency I'd call it W

Raffelyao now.

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 22 Jul 2010, 20:03

actually I laughed xD
good one

pawq · Post by **pawq** » 22 Jul 2010, 20:20

ye, not too lame

:D

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 22 Jul 2010, 20:35

it would actually be a cool name for such an agency but the joke is semi-lame at least

Polarix · Post by **Polarix** » 22 Jul 2010, 22:13

Lol, when you didnt try, you actually did it bismuth!

NoZKeY · Post by **NoZKeY** » 22 Jul 2010, 23:18

Bis was unsure if it would be good or lame joke so he wrote it in a "lame jokes" thread he just made

pawq · Post by **pawq** » 22 Jul 2010, 23:20

just in case xD

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 22 Jul 2010, 23:23

What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree??

A snooker table.

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 22 Jul 2010, 23:23

i dont get it

pawq · Post by **pawq** » 22 Jul 2010, 23:24

Xiphias wrote:What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree??

A snooker table.

haha look subject

:D

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 23 Jul 2010, 01:12

Xiphias wrote:What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree??

A snooker table.

Lame jokes are the best

I just came up with one, but it is really fucking lame. I do feel like it probably exists already because there are so many variants.

Doctor says: "Man, I have good and bad news for ya"
Man says: "Ok, what's the good news?"
Doctor says: "You have cancer"
Man says: "wtf this is good? What's the bad news"
Doctor says "Well, the good news weren't good news for real."

Pab · Post by **Pab** » 23 Jul 2010, 02:05

that lame joke remembers me another one:

Doctor says: i have bad news Man. You wont live much more.
Man says: o,o and how much do you think?
Doctor says: 10
Man says: 10 monthzz??? omg
Doctor says: 9...8...7.....

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 23 Jul 2010, 02:41

This post could be a lame joke if it were written by a Canadian. Maybe it just turned into one. No, it didn't.

Hmm, this is turning into a very useless post. I will compensate with an actual joke.

Joke: How many can there be when - at any given time - if trees so can it be?

Answer: Golf course.

My post recovery attempt failed. But I like this thread. I don't. I do.

pawq · Post by **pawq** » 23 Jul 2010, 11:59

luled at pab's but lous... -.- first guy who fits to the topic name

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 23 Jul 2010, 12:02

Pawq wrote:luled at pab's but lous... -.- first guy who fits to the topic name

Yeah, ON TOPIC or GTFO!

Joke on topic: How is babby formed?

Answer: Stark stork.

Polarix · Post by **Polarix** » 23 Jul 2010, 13:48

I have an old joke told by an old sailor called AKB.

Xratio

Madness · Post by **Madness** » 23 Jul 2010, 20:04

>> Lame Joke <<

NoZKeY · Post by **NoZKeY** » 24 Jul 2010, 06:43

Pawq wrote:luled at pab's but lous... -.- first guy who fits to the topic name

On-topic LousQ is On-topic. LousQ is serious person!

I don't have a lame joke right now.. but whenever i make a joke i am sure it's lame

pawq · Post by **pawq** » 24 Jul 2010, 11:09

whats "funny" or interesting, is that you often think a joke is lame, but when you tell it to somebody after a long while of hesitation it turns out to be great, and the other way around, you think a joke is megalol, you tell it to guys with a great doze of enthusiasm and they all reply with

or facepalms
the second one often refers to me xd

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 24 Jul 2010, 11:14

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Asleep.

Why did the donkey cross the road?

Idk.

Polarix · Post by **Polarix** » 24 Jul 2010, 11:29

Lal, last one..great!

nick-o-matic · Post by **nick-o-matic** » 24 Jul 2010, 11:39

Consequences w-w-w-will never be the same

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 27 Jul 2010, 16:53

Justin Case; insurance salesman. :)))))

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 27 Jul 2010, 23:54

Q: What is the killer numbering system?

A: Decimal.

Ok I think I've got to find a joke then post and not click post and then try to find something.

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 28 Jul 2010, 00:23

Pab · Post by **Pab** » 28 Jul 2010, 04:17

What did zomblos say to thorze?
Nothing, zomblos doesnt talk.

What did thorze say to zweq?
Put my name in F8 and stay at wu flower.

What time did talli go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.

Why did berh wake up?
coz he saw an open window at the comp.

FinMan · Post by **FinMan** » 28 Jul 2010, 09:11

Awesome, pab!

kuchitsu · Post by **kuchitsu** » 8 May 2015, 14:56

Haruhi wrote:Why did the donkey cross the road?

Idk.

Can somebody explain this one please?

Bjenn · Post by **Bjenn** » 8 May 2015, 15:28

kuchitsu wrote:
Haruhi wrote:Why did the donkey cross the road?

Idk.
Can somebody explain this one please?

Idk = I don't know.
Haruhi doesn't know why the donkey crossed the road. I think this is why the joke is so lame, yes.

analcactus · Post by **analcactus** » 8 May 2015, 18:18

translatik my fave

(son)
-- daddy, i'm getting married!
-- to whom?
-- to Jimmy!
-- but he's a boy!
-- WTF boy, he's 28 old!

gimp · Post by **gimp** » 8 May 2015, 20:50

A priest, a pope, and a rabbi walk in to a bar. The bartender says what is this a joke.

Ruben · Post by **Ruben** » 8 May 2015, 23:30

Latvian jokes straight through the Google Translate grinder, I have many more, but these will ruin your day just fine:

Latvian is rub lamp find genii. Genii say, “What is three wishes?” Latvian say, “I wish potato!” Then, POOF! Potato! Latvian so happy! “Oh! Is potato! Is potato!” say Latvian. Genii ask, “What is next wish?” Latvian is say, “I wish you go away so can enjoy potato!” POOF! Too bad. Also, was only lamp.

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

Q : What are one potato say to other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.

Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.

gimp · Post by **gimp** » 8 May 2015, 23:57

A guy walks into a bar.

Ouch.

kuchitsu · Post by **kuchitsu** » 9 May 2015, 02:17

These are awesome, Ruben! Especially the one about son that died at birth.

In the donkey joke I thought that it's some clever word play I didn't understand but I guess I should have realized that it's supposed to be lame.

edit: gimp, nice one too

Mats · Post by **Mats** » 9 May 2015, 12:49

know why gay people always have much harder time taking driving license?

They drive in the same lane.

gimp · Post by **gimp** » 9 May 2015, 23:19

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause woman

Mrrrr · Post by **Mrrrr** » 7 Jun 2015, 10:52

Why does a shepherd fuck a sheep on the edge of a cliff?

Because this way the sheep pushes back...

gimp · Post by **gimp** » 8 Jun 2015, 22:21

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra

Bjenn · Post by **Bjenn** » 9 Jun 2015, 08:05

There are three rings in a marriage.
The engagement ring, the marriage ring and the suffering.

gimp · Post by **gimp** » 10 Jun 2015, 01:38

A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.

Zero · Post by **Zero** » 10 Jun 2015, 19:10

My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban to a zoo.

gimp · Post by **gimp** » 11 Jun 2015, 17:47

Bjenn wrote:There are three rings in a marriage.
The engagement ring, the marriage ring and the suffering.

there are three rings. two wedding bands and an engagement ring. very bad joke.

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 13 Jun 2015, 15:04

gimp wrote:
Bjenn wrote:There are three rings in a marriage.
The engagement ring, the marriage ring and the suffering.
there are three rings. two wedding bands and an engagement ring. very bad joke.

Fukking ROFELLED

Madness · Post by **Madness** » 13 Jun 2015, 20:56

Bjenn walks into a b-b-b-b-bar

Bjenn · Post by **Bjenn** » 15 Jun 2015, 07:21

Madness once uploaded a replay!
It had the exact same moves as Bjenns replay because Madness was so amazed by Bjenns stylefinding skills and wanted to try them.
The end.

Madness · Post by **Madness** » 15 Jun 2015, 11:11

Bjenn: This thread is about lame jokes, not fairy tales.

Bjenn · Post by **Bjenn** » 15 Jun 2015, 12:43

Madness wrote:Bjenn: This thread is about lame jokes, not fairy tales.

You are a lame fairy tale, bitch xD

Bjenn · Post by **Bjenn** » 17 Jun 2015, 11:11

Madness fake plants died because he did not pretend to water them. durk

Bjenn · Post by **Bjenn** » 17 Jun 2015, 11:15

What’s the first sign of Madness?
Suggs walking up your driveway.

Ruben · Post by **Ruben** » 17 Jun 2015, 12:49

Bjenn wrote:Madness fake plants died because he did not pretend to water them. durk

Sach unoriginality.