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Post by A.K.B. »

This is a game of corruption. Make a wish and it will be granted by the next poster, however it will be corrupted.

ex: "i wish i had a massive penis"
next poster "granted, but its herp infested"

I'll start: i wish i was a little bit taller
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fine, but you will still miss a millimeter to get over that wall in steppes.

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you are happy as stated by the court of law, so by definition of your leaders you will always be happy and nothing to complain about.

i want to fucking kill a shitload of people.
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fine, but they need be a member of your family tree.

I want food.
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well, the food will have not enough salt :P

I would love to play a game!
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how can anyone write in this stupid topic...
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WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING RETARD BLUDEK DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!

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You can but with my rules

Give me money
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Okay here, have 1,000 Zimbabwian dollars.

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but after that you went blind cause radioactive rays destructed your nerves

i wish i was gay
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Done but you are gay for niggers.

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fine, just too bad you'll drop out on your 6th grade...

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you find him but he doesn't love you.

i don't actually want anything.
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No problem, you can have nothing. Not even your body.

I wish for 1000 wishes. :3
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you get them, but none of them come true.

i want my body bak...or axxually i want to never have existed at all!
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Alright you can never have existed, but this wish will be granted after your death.

I would like to have top post count on Lauta.
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Granted but you are banned and teajay reclaims spot 46 seconds later.

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oh yuo had it alright..in the past...

uhm well... whatever
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Your apathy will be granted, but it will lead to an onslaught of depression.

I would like to try a budweiser.
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Sure.

No tastebuds >=D

I would like to be a musical genius and still hev hearing.
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Too bad you're a head in a jar with no means of communication.

I would like to clink beers with president.
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No problem. President of nigger djibouti.

I would like my internet to work.
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OK, but now your computer has linux and you are bill gates.


I want to have a little more heating in my home ;'(
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ye ok it burns up..,


i want to have a beer and i will go get it right now, so when you wirte i have already dirnk it
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Light Beer! >=[

I wanne christmas presents.
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You get a cross but you will have to carry it yourself.


I want free speech.
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Granted, u have free speech, here, have even free use of any chosen media u want, evryone else in the world will have the same

i wish for this topic to be locked
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Granted but raven will unlock it again before you see.

I want more songs.
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ok, you have some Justin Bieber and crap rap

I want to pass my math course
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All jobs previously requiring mathmatics course become redundant with the introduction of humanoid robots.

I would like to create a successful artwork.
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but your cerebral paralysis doesnt allows you to do it.

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granted.

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Not granted.
then again i don't know anything
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?
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hi
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No.

I want this thread to get back on track and stay on track forever.
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Okay but AKB answers your post.

I wish I could laugh out loud right now.
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Ok but you're at your mother's funeral. Just FYI.

I wish I had a doghorse.
then again i don't know anything
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?
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But your very pet is just dildostrapon

i wish i had the west ham flag!
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You'll have it stabbed through your body.


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you can, now... I mean... could, until I chopped your hands two seconds ago.

I wish I was cooler than this cool guy 8)
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but you are just cooler in my PC.

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