Who is the pollest penis

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12cm or under, its ok
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13cm ...n00bster
6
10%
14CENTIMETERZ
2
3%
14,5 Championship Manager
6
10%
15, avarage ...tt most likely around 45mins
6
10%
15,5cm
4
7%
16cmz, quite ideal size...can't hurt girls at least
12
21%
17Cementery, quite good ok
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14%
18 is something to brag about
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9%
19.. ABULA!
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9%
20, omg you is teh monster cock
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7%
 
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Post by MP » 3 Jan 2003, 13:41

Actually this is kinda elma related, the bigger your fellow is the more self confident you are...also at höyling

Avarage size is about 15cm, dont' be shy to tell even if it's under
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Post by Sick_Mambo » 3 Jan 2003, 13:51

This will have more views than cheating post

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Post by m0nkeii » 3 Jan 2003, 13:54

i am teh biggerest so far!
you guys are all pins PINS!
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Post by Ky.Jelly » 3 Jan 2003, 13:57

i sure hope that tt doesnt reflec size,
i feel sorry for dmd
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Post by magicman » 3 Jan 2003, 14:01

LOL :]
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Post by Xhomaz » 3 Jan 2003, 14:01

Woo! I can brag about my wiener! Yeah!
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Post by m0nkeii » 3 Jan 2003, 14:32

what do you mean by cementary anyway?

edit: deleted most of the message. sorry if anyone was upset by what i wrote before :?
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Post by insane guy » 3 Jan 2003, 16:37

i wont take out my dick right now to see how lomg it is....
but not too average...hhehe
(my tt if i had completed all internals would be about 2 or more hours...so maybe 5 cm?

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Post by kenny » 3 Jan 2003, 16:49

2 m0nkeii:
Legend sais that newborn Tsar Ivan Grozny had a pecker longer than normal ten years old boy have.
Have you any ancestors from Russia?
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Post by KryptoN » 3 Jan 2003, 22:13

Damn... where's my ruler :?

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Post by ribot » 3 Jan 2003, 23:51

i have microscoping penis, how could i with such small penis compete with great kuskis with such humungus penis?
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Post by Antz » 4 Jan 2003, 10:10

americans have such big penis. ribot move to america and yuo is teh have big penis too.
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Post by Abula » 4 Jan 2003, 14:36

Goverment lies the average lenght not to get (male) people depressed.

Africa people have the longest, then comes Europa, America and Australia, Asia takes the last place.
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Post by chux » 4 Jan 2003, 16:40

lol, looks like im quite average :D
I hear japanese people have the smallest...not sure if thats true

Who measures in centimetres anyway??
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Post by SveinR » 4 Jan 2003, 16:56

ChuckleS wrote: I hear japanese people have the smallest...not sure if thats true
It is, averagely anyway.
ChuckleS wrote: Who measures in centimetres anyway??
Everyone who doesn't measure in inches or something else :)
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Post by chux » 4 Jan 2003, 17:00

well that sure showed me!
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Post by kenny » 6 Jan 2003, 00:30

Hmm... Most of us live in Europe, so does most of the kuskis in the world.
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Post by Antz » 6 Jan 2003, 10:18

btw, isn't this discriminating? what about ronimocks?
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Post by SveinR » 6 Jan 2003, 12:37

Antz wrote:btw, isn't this discriminating? what about ronimocks?
Yes, let's make a "Who is teh deepest hole" post!!!!
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Post by magicman » 6 Jan 2003, 15:51

hmmm CAN ABULA CHECK ON WHO HAVE VOTED WHAT? :PPP
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Post by Ky.Jelly » 6 Jan 2003, 19:36

some one a little scared i think
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Post by Chris Penrose » 7 Jan 2003, 16:58

I'll bet mopogirl is enjoying this topic very much.
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Post by Ky.Jelly » 7 Jan 2003, 20:06

she probably voted on this as too what her ideal man would be.
thats why theres only one average cock amongst us
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Post by ribot » 8 Jan 2003, 01:18

so how about an equal anus poll
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Post by Karlis » 8 Jan 2003, 07:16

16cmz, quite ideal size...can't hurt girls at least

I think that could hurt MopoGirl, she's only 13 u know :)
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Post by kenny » 12 Jan 2003, 00:14

ribot wrote:so how about an equal anus poll
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Post by ribot » 12 Jan 2003, 00:21

who has the deepest anus or something (maybe biggest circumference), everyone can answer it then, not only guys :)
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Post by Ky.Jelly » 12 Jan 2003, 01:06

ribot wrote:who has the deepest anus or something (maybe biggest circumference), everyone can answer it then, not only guys :)
some peple cum up with some real sick shit
but about 9inch circumference and about 14 inch deep
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Post by Karlis » 12 Jan 2003, 01:10

who measured it?
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Post by chux » 12 Jan 2003, 01:50

damn, he couldnt have done that witha tape measure...hed have had to use a ruler! uuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhh!!!
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Post by Ky.Jelly » 12 Jan 2003, 05:31

Karlis wrote:who measured it?
teh cucumber man after he was in there
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Post by KD » 12 Jan 2003, 10:35

Oh man, you're all soo stupid 8)
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Post by milagros » 12 Jan 2003, 15:10

there should be some function how does the length depends on your tt
is it increasing or decreasing? :roll:
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Post by Ky.Jelly » 13 Jan 2003, 20:28

tt / 4 + 3 = dick size

sorry to all those with good totals, but u see u just arnt getting out enough
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Post by Xhomaz » 13 Jan 2003, 22:45

That formula missed with 2,4 cm
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Post by Ky.Jelly » 13 Jan 2003, 22:48

well then you can expect a change
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Post by Xhomaz » 13 Jan 2003, 22:59

I really do hope not :)
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Post by ribot » 14 Jan 2003, 15:13

that formula was correct on mine! conclusion: cos i dont improve total much in years
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Post by SveinR » 14 Jan 2003, 18:56

BarTek wrote:just wondering:

size acording to "slak" penis or "erragaded" penis?
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Post by SveinR » 14 Jan 2003, 18:58

martin wrote:tt / 4 + 3 = dick size
In inches I hope....
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Post by Ky.Jelly » 14 Jan 2003, 19:56

SveinR wrote:
martin wrote:tt / 4 + 3 = dick size
In inches I hope....
:o no its in cm,

yea the formulas almost rite, i was out but .3 cm so tis awesome
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Post by SveinR » 14 Jan 2003, 20:09

Well I was out 9-10 cm's.

Or do you mean (tt/4) + 3?
Cause I calculated with tt/(4+3)

Ok, with the first one I'm only 2 cm's out.
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Post by Ky.Jelly » 14 Jan 2003, 20:15

tt / 4+3

58 / 4 + 3 = approx, 16-17
so it works, i dunno kno your total but one day it will be rite
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Post by KD » 15 Jan 2003, 20:26

I think it should be reversed, like 700/tt. It would be perfect for me :lol:
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Post by Ky.Jelly » 15 Jan 2003, 22:30

sorry guys, after hours of intensive study it has been proventhat this formula is mostly full of shit, in the disclaimer i am covered for any lawsuits regarding the false of indication of what ur dick size may b
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Post by DCEM » 17 Jan 2003, 09:49

teheheh, this is the funniest topic in the lauta..

and rib : u'r anus poll is very political correct. as in unsexist =) that's nice
well, I voted 17cm in this poll, and I guess that's ok =)
and that formula, heah, then i'd have 10cm penis...41.30 TT / 4 = 10cm :P
this would add up to 13cm, but...that's not for real :D

Since this is a penis-topic, i feel that i'm staying in topic if I ask you to write down all the words you know for penis.
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Here is my list :
1.Cock
2.prick
3.tool
4.johnson (from the movie Next Friday)
5.Stanley (from the movie The adventures of Ford Fairlaine)
6.All names you would like to giv'em
7.Mini-Me
8.Willie
9.dick
10.male genetalia
11.wiener
12.Poker (like in the adjective to POKE)
13.Trouser-Snake
14.Powerdrill
15.Jackhammer

that's all I could come up with now. cu all later, and hope you will continue the list!

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Post by Ky.Jelly » 17 Jan 2003, 10:25

-the beast
-little pete
-rod
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-the big kahuna
-boner (if this counts)
-it
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Post by chux » 17 Jan 2003, 16:53

Little man
The general (cant remember where i heard this, but i found it funny :D)
Penis
willy
nob
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Post by ribot » 17 Jan 2003, 17:44

john thomas
clit
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Post by Ky.Jelly » 17 Jan 2003, 20:30

ribot wrote: clit
correct me if im wrong but thats a woman thing not somthing you would call your weiner
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