Who is the pollest penis

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12cm or under, its ok
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13cm ...n00bster
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10%
14CENTIMETERZ
2
3%
14,5 Championship Manager
6
10%
15, avarage ...tt most likely around 45mins
6
10%
15,5cm
4
7%
16cmz, quite ideal size...can't hurt girls at least
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21%
17Cementery, quite good ok
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14%
18 is something to brag about
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9%
19.. ABULA!
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9%
20, omg you is teh monster cock
4
7%
 
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Post by SveinR » 17 Jan 2003, 21:48

Well they've both evolved from the same thing. Clitoris is like a miniature penis
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Post by Karlis » 17 Jan 2003, 23:23

omg, I have clitoris then
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Post by Ky.Jelly » 18 Jan 2003, 03:07

if i have a clit it sure as hell aint working the same as me gf one
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Post by ribot » 18 Jan 2003, 13:19

"an orgasm is clitoral"
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Post by onlainari » 18 Jan 2003, 14:03

willie/wiener = wienie

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Post by Ky.Jelly » 19 Jan 2003, 19:56

omg and u had such big feet!!!
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Post by Ky.Jelly » 23 Jan 2003, 19:22

bloodhoundgang call a penis
hieny - said "hi-knee"
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Post by SveinR » 23 Jan 2003, 19:53

Hiny is normally used to refer to the butt-cheeks, as far as I know.
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Post by magicman » 23 Jan 2003, 22:36

well the most famous name BarTek is after all-->
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Post by chux » 23 Jan 2003, 22:37

Yep, its the ass...
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Re: Who is the pollest penis

Post by kuchitsu » 26 Feb 2020, 21:12

I'm very close to the top of the poll (even after rounding up a bit). But strangely enough, even though I have hundreds of insecurities, this is not one of them.

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Post by gimp » 30 May 2020, 05:01

I am only 13cm, but have still always had a very happy and active sex life. Weird i have wished it was bigger because of other men seeing it in gym or sauna situations and also had to be around many dicks while in the military, but i never really cared what ladies thought of it. i am what i am :)
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Re: Who is the pollest penis

Post by Sunshine » 31 May 2020, 01:10

you are actually pretty average gimp, british journal of urology compiled data from 17 different studies and average penis length was 13.12cm long and most men are very close somewhere around that. 16cm penis actually puts you in 95th percentile and 17.5cm in 98th percentile. According to results of this poll, 58% of elmers are in top 5% biggest dong group (and 89% are above average). Either elma attracts men with bigger than average penis size or increases it, or maybe they don't know how to use a ruler, more research is required.
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Post by ribot » 31 May 2020, 17:48

You could also inquire in what way a large penis gets you more sex. Maybe another poll is needed?

a) it becomes evident as you flash your tool in front of women as a way to show your interest
b) once you made it so far as to acquire one women to a private place, she asks you about your size
c) during the course of foreplay, after some time the woman intuits the level of magnitude where the probability of aborting sex is proportional to the size
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Post by milagros » 1 Jun 2020, 12:37

ribot wrote:
31 May 2020, 17:48
You could also inquire in what way a large penis gets you more sex. Maybe another poll is needed?

a) it becomes evident as you flash your tool in front of women as a way to show your interest
b) once you made it so far as to acquire one women to a private place, she asks you about your size
c) during the course of foreplay, after some time the woman intuits the level of magnitude where the probability of aborting sex is proportional to the size
d) You fuck a girl and then you can fuck all her friends. Girls are klingons and can read or share each others' minds.
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Re: Who is the pollest penis

Post by kuchitsu » 1 Jun 2020, 15:22

Isn't average pretty different depending on the country? So you can make your small penis seem more average if you include all Asia, for example.

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Re: Who is the pollest penis

Post by gimp » 1 Jun 2020, 21:58

All the more reason why i love Japan :beer:
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