Who is the pollest penis

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12cm or under, its ok
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13cm ...n00bster
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10%
14CENTIMETERZ
2
3%
14,5 Championship Manager
6
10%
15, avarage ...tt most likely around 45mins
6
10%
15,5cm
4
7%
16cmz, quite ideal size...can't hurt girls at least
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21%
17Cementery, quite good ok
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14%
18 is something to brag about
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9%
19.. ABULA!
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9%
20, omg you is teh monster cock
4
7%
 
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Well they've both evolved from the same thing. Clitoris is like a miniature penis
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omg, I have clitoris then
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if i have a clit it sure as hell aint working the same as me gf one
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"an orgasm is clitoral"
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willie/wiener = wienie

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omg and u had such big feet!!!
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bloodhoundgang call a penis
hieny - said "hi-knee"
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Hiny is normally used to refer to the butt-cheeks, as far as I know.
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well the most famous name BarTek is after all-->
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kuk,penis,stock,åderpåk,...bla bla could find many more :]
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Yep, its the ass...
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I'm very close to the top of the poll (even after rounding up a bit). But strangely enough, even though I have hundreds of insecurities, this is not one of them.
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I am only 13cm, but have still always had a very happy and active sex life. Weird i have wished it was bigger because of other men seeing it in gym or sauna situations and also had to be around many dicks while in the military, but i never really cared what ladies thought of it. i am what i am :)
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you are actually pretty average gimp, british journal of urology compiled data from 17 different studies and average penis length was 13.12cm long and most men are very close somewhere around that. 16cm penis actually puts you in 95th percentile and 17.5cm in 98th percentile. According to results of this poll, 58% of elmers are in top 5% biggest dong group (and 89% are above average). Either elma attracts men with bigger than average penis size or increases it, or maybe they don't know how to use a ruler, more research is required.
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You could also inquire in what way a large penis gets you more sex. Maybe another poll is needed?

a) it becomes evident as you flash your tool in front of women as a way to show your interest
b) once you made it so far as to acquire one women to a private place, she asks you about your size
c) during the course of foreplay, after some time the woman intuits the level of magnitude where the probability of aborting sex is proportional to the size
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ribot wrote: 31 May 2020, 17:48 You could also inquire in what way a large penis gets you more sex. Maybe another poll is needed?

a) it becomes evident as you flash your tool in front of women as a way to show your interest
b) once you made it so far as to acquire one women to a private place, she asks you about your size
c) during the course of foreplay, after some time the woman intuits the level of magnitude where the probability of aborting sex is proportional to the size
d) You fuck a girl and then you can fuck all her friends. Girls are klingons and can read or share each others' minds.
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Isn't average pretty different depending on the country? So you can make your small penis seem more average if you include all Asia, for example.
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All the more reason why i love Japan :beer:
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