How would you commit suicide?

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How would you commit suicide?

Pills
1
4%
Drug overdose
7
25%
Gun
2
7%
Jump from height
9
32%
Cutting veins
1
4%
Hanging
0
No votes
On the railway track
1
4%
Suffocation
0
No votes
Other
7
25%
 
Total votes: 28

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How would you commit suicide?

Post by badyl » 23 Jun 2016, 16:47

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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by Spef » 23 Jun 2016, 18:33

Could you explain why you created this topic? Are you just interested in the poll's results or are you looking for reactions from people? With nothing in the opening post it's easy to come up with dark reasons for why you made this.

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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by bene » 23 Jun 2016, 18:36

Will you go with the most popular option?
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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by badyl » 23 Jun 2016, 18:49

I don't want to kill myself. don't worry. But at some point in my life i was thinking about it. I have psychiatric problems. I'm curious what is the least painful method and which one gives you best success rate with no risk to become handicapped for the rest of life.
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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by bene » 23 Jun 2016, 18:50

Good, I was worried :(
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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by anpdad » 23 Jun 2016, 20:07

Back in my university days, our medicine teacher told us that jumping from a very tall building (50+ floors) is the best and the least painful way. You'll basically die instantly when you land. He also told us to not tell anyone that he told this to us, but i'm telling it to you guys anyway. Myself, I've thought about ways to suicide several times, and to me it seems like a really solid way, but still scary as hell. Wouldn't want to somehow survive and be crippled and live in pain for 50 years. Well, not planning to do that for the next few years at least, so it's not an issue :^)

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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by Polarix » 23 Jun 2016, 20:44

I listen to old and wise anpdad.
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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by Madness » 24 Jun 2016, 00:00

Dunno, I would ask on Mopolauta for some advice.
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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by analcactus » 24 Jun 2016, 00:19

anpdad wrote:Back in my university days, our medicine teacher told us that jumping from a very tall building (50+ floors) is the best and the least painful way. You'll basically die instantly when you land. He also told us to not tell anyone that he told this to us, but i'm telling it to you guys anyway. Myself, I've thought about ways to suicide several times, and to me it seems like a really solid way, but still scary as hell. Wouldn't want to somehow survive and be crippled and live in pain for 50 years. Well, not planning to do that for the next few years at least, so it's not an issue :^)
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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by Sunshine » 24 Jun 2016, 01:30

best is to use nembutal, they use it where euthanasia is legal
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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by gimp » 24 Jun 2016, 07:43

I would choose self immolation. You only get to die once, one might argue death is the only meaning to life, I want to die with as much feeling as possible.

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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by kuchitsu » 24 Jun 2016, 15:25

Taking some drug or gas sounds extremely uncool. No memorable scenes for other people to look at, no dramatic elements, you just pass out and that's it.

Why anp had medicine teacher while studying math or whatever?

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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by anpdad » 24 Jun 2016, 16:46

kuchitsu wrote:Why anp had medicine teacher while studying math or whatever?
It's a part of any uni's curriculum in rus imo. Depending on your uni, it could also be incorporated within other subject, like OBJ/BJD (life safety fundamentals), but you have to pass it at some point of your studying process. There are a lot of mandatory subjects like this, for example natural history and philosophy. We actually didn't have to deal with a lot of various annoying stuff, - even chemistry and draftmanship/drawing, - which are almost omnipresent regardless of your specialty. At least 90% of subjects were math-related. Which is nice.

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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by kuchitsu » 24 Jun 2016, 18:31

Oh yeah, had OBJ, history and philosophy.) But medicine sounded a bit funny to me, oke then.

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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by Lousku » 24 Jun 2016, 18:48

I was really stupid about this, went from only 6th floor and didn't worry about head first. Turns out, not going head first adds 20 years to your time. I had wanted teh for many years but it was always sort of unrealistic because it's hard to bypass that core survival instinct. So one moment I noticed that instinct wasn't so strong and had to take that short window of opportunity. Just a really bad method.
kuchitsu wrote:Taking some drug or gas sounds extremely uncool. No memorable scenes for other people to look at, no dramatic elements, you just pass out and that's it.
I hope you don't actually think like teh. Theer is nothing romantic about a disfigured bloody mess and shoccing some random people.
then again i don't know anything
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?

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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by kuchitsu » 24 Jun 2016, 20:01

I don't know. Maybe that's really bad but I admit I get excited in a weird way sometimes when I hear about sick stuff happening, like people setting themselves on fire or something. Maybe cuz my life is kinda mundane I find crazy stuff attractive in a weird way. Like George Carlin once said that the thing he likes to see on TV the most is bad news, people dying in fires, going nuts, etc. I'm not 100% serious about this, but not 0% either.

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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by Mrrrr » 25 Jun 2016, 09:34

Jump from height ofc :roll:
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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by Zero » 25 Jun 2016, 10:37

Heroin overdose
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Post by ville_j » 26 Jun 2016, 17:05

Horror topic, please don't kill yourself people! For me it just is so weird and there's nothing interesting in seeing people get hurt or die either. I can't watch any of the stuff that people link on the internet, even if it wasn't anything brutal. I just get so bad vibes from thinking okay that person is dead. Actually, even reading this topic I feel uncomfortable, I hope it didn't exist. I can get overly sad if I hear someone thinking about suicide, I just want to do something to make them feel better. But I guess there's nothing I could do anyways, so I don't know, that's why I don't like it.
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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by BlaZtek » 28 Jun 2016, 17:46

What teh hell topic. Don't take your lives please. I don't wanna lose another Maw.

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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by Bjenn » 30 Jun 2016, 10:28

Idiot topic yeah.

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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by Lee » 3 Jul 2016, 09:45

Lying parallel on a railway track with your feet in the direction the train is coming with your legs parted, so it hits your crotch region first.
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Post by Madness » 3 Jul 2016, 11:16

Lee wrote:Lying parallel on a railway track with your feet in the direction the train is coming with your legs parted, so it hits your crotch region first.
Imagine the train stopped right on your balls!
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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by Hosp » 21 Dec 2016, 22:25

Live unhealthy lifestyle until heartattack or stroke
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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by Lousku » 22 Dec 2016, 03:15

Hosp wins. Waiting method is nice.
then again i don't know anything
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?

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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by Zweq » 22 Dec 2016, 08:46

here in this very topic i am agre with ville_j

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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by teajay » 30 Dec 2016, 11:07

As much as I like to live, I sometimes ponder this subject when I think about being very ill or very depressive. Luckily my life was almost always very happy, but when misery strikes I'd go for sleeping pills and a fridge. Jumping from a big height creates a mess and you're always risking hitting another person. I like the thought that help with suicide is getting respected more and more these days. The worst thing people do is jump in front of trains. Imagine the horrific experience for the train drivers. Better help these people with dying instead of letting them murder themselves like that outside in the open.

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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by abruzzi » 13 Jul 2017, 15:28

train, hangman, or some good torture just for lulz
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Post by Tigro » 13 Jul 2017, 15:35

Take cyanide pills, then immediately jump from a high building while stabbing myself into the belly, just to be sure.
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Post by Madness » 13 Jul 2017, 16:34

abruzzi wrote:or some good torture just for lulz
Sounds fun! I would try to enjoy my suicide too.
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Re: How would you commit suicide?

Post by Mats » 13 Jul 2017, 22:02

On April 25, 2013, a man jumped off from the empire state building observation deck at 86th floor and landed alive on the 85th floor from where the security guards managed to bring him inside the building where he suffered only minor injuries.
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