Poem contest 101

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FinMan
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Poem contest 101

Post by FinMan »

Hi! Lets maek poems.

Rules:
-must be poem
-only good poems
-ends when someone makes gooder poem than others
-at least half of the words have to be from this word list:

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tiem
fuk
bak
nat
enaf
sum
agre
hev
oke
teh
cuntry
tropic
dident
disliek
duno
poar
peopel
understandabel
anderstand
veri
realli
apparentli
compleetli
clearli
actualli
properli
presumabli
amusingli
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Re: Poem contest 101

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fuk teh poar
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Re: Poem contest 101

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Sum tiems i fuk bak, nat enaf tho, i agre. I hev oke cuntry, someho teh tropic dident disliek anyone. Duno bout poar peopel, they re veri realli, apparentli and compleetli, ohw actualli clearli and properli presumabli incalculeble. That was understandabel since i dident anderstand amisingli oke?

fuk
bak
nat
enaf
sum
agre
hev
oke
teh
cuntry
tropic
dident
disliek
duno
poar
peopel
understandabel
anderstand
veri
realli
apparentli
compleetli
clearli
actualli
properli
presumabli
amusingli
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Re: Poem contest 101

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duno teh tropic
sum presumabli disliek
understandabel

second haiku verse
these words are nat on teh list
except nat and teh
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Re: Poem contest 101

Post by Tigro »

Can I participate as well?
Here goes:

Clearli peopel disliek my arguments
but it's actualli fun reading teh
presumabli this tropic is completeli oke
go bak to your cuntry Tigro, ur veri meh
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Re: Poem contest 101

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Fuk fuk fuk fuk
fuk fuk fuk fuk
fuk fuk fuk fuk
fuk fuk fuk fuk.

It's 3 in the afternoon
my mind is fuk.
I have to work,
but brain is suk.

Fuk fuk fuk fuk
fuk fuk fuk fuk
fuk fuk fuk fuk.

I feel teh pain from nat enaf sleep.
But i gotta be strong, I have to keep
going.

Fuk fuk fuk fuk
fuk fuk fuk fuk.

I'll drink few beers
later with friends,

Fuk fuk fuk fuk.

duno how ends.
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