#across quotes

Jake · Post by **Jake** » 19 Mar 2006, 11:24

i know useless comments etc,but that is maybe suckiest quote in whole topic :/

jaytea · Post by **jaytea** » 25 Mar 2006, 18:03

<gg_GG-dd> jt idiath LAPTOP=max grip adn max more palyable tahn pc

he was serious too!LOL

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 25 Mar 2006, 20:48

[20:42] <battlebot> --------------- STOP! ---------------
[20:42] * battlebot finished.wav
[20:42] * battlebot changes topic to 'Battle[OFF] To start a battle /msg battlebot !help'
[20:42] * battlebot sets mode: +m
[20:42] <battlebot> Results for DD682.lev by jallax [Esd]
[20:42] <battlebot> ----------------------------------------
[20:42] <battlebot> 1. jaytea [OMG] 0:14,03
[20:42] <battlebot> 2. Berhabdul 0:14,19
[20:42] <battlebot> 3. KozzuS 0:15,06
[20:42] <battlebot> 4. Tm- 0:15,14
[20:42] <battlebot> 5. Kestas [TEM] 0:15,66
[20:42] <battlebot> 6. gg_GG-dd [ZER] 0:15,90
[20:42] * battlebot sets mode: -m
[20:42] <KozzuS> yeah! 3rd
[20:43] <kestas> wth style was that
[20:43] <jaytea> lets see your rec berh
[20:43] <jaytea> this is your chance to own me if you really did get 14.19[20:43] * logost has joined #battle
[20:43] <jallax> secreat area?
[20:43] <kestas> sure berh did
[20:43] <jaytea> usually i wouldnt ask for anyones rec if they didnt win, but i have so little respect for you i dont care just blatantly accusing you
[20:44] <kestas> why would you lie, would you ?

[20:44] <berh[WBD]> http://www.mxb.dk/upload/DD682.lev http://www.mxb.dk/upload/1419.rec
[20:44] <jaytea> http://vk0.dk:81/vkprivupload/lxkzaxdl/DD682jt.rec [Download]
[20:44] * battlebot changes topic to 'Battle[ON] http://zworqy.com/up/files/Scar01.lev'
[20:44] <battlebot> New battle started by KozzuS : http://zworqy.com/up/files/Scar01.lev [Download] (16mins)
[20:44] <battlebot> --------------- START! ---------------
[20:44] * battlebot start.wav
[20:44] <jaytea> im owned then

[00:09] <jaytea> using apple hang ;/

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 28 Mar 2006, 19:40

[16:35:35] <teh_mila> i can do over teh cock but not with shaking but old style
[16:35:40] <teh_mila> that can be done everywhere
[16:36:05] <he-man> lol
[16:36:52] <he-man> ez mopolauta quote
[16:38:08] <zw0r-MK> D
[16:38:34] <Xiphias> lol

dz · Post by dz » 29 Mar 2006, 19:10

damn, my humour is not good enough

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 31 Mar 2006, 12:50

[03:41:54] <sumi0r> have you started writing teh prog?
[03:41:57] <teh_mila> yes
[03:42:09] <sumi0r> yes what?

sometimes ppl just make me think wtf cersiouyl..

Luther · Post by **Luther** » 31 Mar 2006, 12:51

rofl, that is so sumi :p

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 4 Apr 2006, 18:54

#battle

My basetime was 5.96, it wasn't beaten, my time

* battlebot changes topic to 'Battle[OFF] To start a battle /msg battlebot !help'
* battlebot sets mode: +m
<battlebot> Results for Bos31.lev by Berhabdul
<battlebot> ----------------------------------------
<battlebot> 1. aavv [AC] 0:06,05
<battlebot> 2. terb0 [HOLJA] 0:06,09
<battlebot> 3. Astral 0:06,18
<battlebot> 4. KD [mEkK] 0:06,40
<battlebot> 5. juka 0:06,48
* battlebot sets mode: -m
<aavv> http://3a.se/up/?pfbfnjqd/bos31AV.rec
<berh[WBD]> i cant even reapeat my time
<berh[WBD]> i dont remember how did i manage to achieve so
<jaytea> 5.96
<jaytea> dame
<aavv> 5.96
<aavv> :I
<kd_ie> berh: they can repeat your time

<berh[WBD]>

DD
<berh[WBD]> ez screenshot
<berh[WBD]>

DDD

IRLLOLLED

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 5 Apr 2006, 00:57

#battle

<LutherICE> 16,99
<berh[WBD]> yah
<berh[WBD]> omg i gt sleep soon
<berh[WBD]> at 9.20 starts my school
<aavv> luther fakcin afterballer
<Xiphias> nothing wrong with afterballe
<LutherICE> just joined

<Xiphias> :/
<aavv> what part of [00:52:52] <battlebot> --------------- STOP! --------------- didn't you understand?<berh[WBD]> ballerer*
<berh[WBD]>

DDD

/Maximizus irllol

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 5 Apr 2006, 01:16

if you're going to use my word (irllol) at least credit me with some kind of footnote

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 5 Apr 2006, 12:07

omg everything is yours?

Jake · Post by **Jake** » 5 Apr 2006, 13:36

sierra wrote:if you're going to use my word (irllol) at least credit me with some kind of footnote

irllol like 5 years old thing at least here in finland.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 5 Apr 2006, 17:59

I irllolled already when I was a baby!!!1

dz · Post by dz » 5 Apr 2006, 19:35

Samir you really like that berh guy!!

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 5 Apr 2006, 21:29

dz wrote:Samir you really like that berh guy!!

Nice compliement, thanks :*

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 6 Apr 2006, 15:49

Samir wrote:
dz wrote:Samir you really like that berh guy!!
Nice compliement, thanks :*

What was positive abuot that statement? He just said that you like yourself!

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 7 Apr 2006, 11:07

Slaves of MACHINE[], be free!1 `=)

[12:56:25] * Quits: MACHINE[] (~Aph02_@tuxedo.abo.fi) (Ping timeout)
[12:57:05] <Farmtjens> kaffe-->
[12:57:08] <_8-ball_> shop -->
[12:57:17] <terb0> dishes and tÃ¶nts->
[12:57:22] <betchin> schoal ->
[13:04:10] <Dani_TAH> VACATION \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 7 Apr 2006, 17:32

yeah

:D:D:D but it's not that elma-related

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 7 Apr 2006, 22:06

Samir wrote:yeah :D:D:D but it's not that elma-related

should it be?

jonsterion · Post by **jonsterion** » 7 Apr 2006, 22:20

Raven wrote:
Samir wrote:yeah :D:D:D but it's not that elma-related
should it be?

"#across quotes"

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 8 Apr 2006, 00:02

jonsterion wrote:
Raven wrote:
Samir wrote:yeah :D:D:D but it's not that elma-related
should it be?
"#across quotes"

So what? I made #battle quotes and it got locked because it was too similar than #across quotes.

jaytea · Post by **jaytea** » 8 Apr 2006, 01:36

this thread has pretty much become irc quotes, which is fine

danitah · Post by **danitah** » 22 Apr 2006, 02:32

some funny quotes i have been collecting the last weeks:

<Spears> >:I bah satan lakki i did nat foola
<Spears> was seriously scratching my balles :\ sometimes feel liek always skÃ¥Ã¥ring tajm wehn i do taht

<Spears> ;-o bonus and win0r wud be cola

<Spears> rawl most likely doing drunkness again and nat fix stats0rz ;-\ teh dissapointment0rz has reached teh top of a negerkuk during erection when he is climbing teh hills of himalaya

<Napol_Q> i whane see pic of mia
<mia> no u dont
<Napol_Q> we could exchange nude pics if you want x(

<Dani_TAH> say something funny for my collection of funny quotes plz :*
<Spears> hmm
<Spears> !leet bÃ¶g
<rscore> bÂ¨o6
<Dani_TAH> ;Dddddddd lallalx good one

<juka> why i earn so little points=?
<MK_juski> because you dont have as much bonus

<samus> mast do teh boot naw
* samus Quit ("")
<MACHINE> ******************** IT IS SCORING TIME **********************

<Spears> let minute by minute of your life go wasted by watching some sensless crap ina stupid fucking ircnet channel

<terb0> â€¢ User peak: 67 (+18%, set on Friday, 10.02.2006 21:54:17)
<MK_juski>
<Dariuz> and how many of that were clones?
<Dariuz> atleas 20
<Spears> yuo ar a clone of george bush :-I

<MK_juski> you cane download a .dll with more accurate bango than $ticks
<Spears> what is $ticks ? :X sum irc money?
<MK_juski> $ticks is the thing which counts the time in ms kind of
<Spears> why teh fakk it har money sign :S shud be liek a klocka

<MK_juski> xDDDDDD you lost6k points all for natthing!
<Xiphias> Im not one of those Mega Nolife Irc geeks
<Xiphias> pluss i lost some Team points on those
<Xiphias>

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 22 Apr 2006, 02:35

omg nick sensoring :OO hope noone knows i am <MK>

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 22 Apr 2006, 03:16

<jaytea> i wish sierra was a girl, would make max girlfriend

ahahah i'm mean.

simon_labroue · Post by **simon_labroue** » 22 Apr 2006, 03:53

danielj, I found none of these funny. you should instead collect jaytea's sayings, there much more wise!!!

Jake · Post by **Jake** » 23 Apr 2006, 00:48

actually those were all kind a good,but all related to #ranks are quite much inside jokes so itÂ´s not too easy to understand those i think then

jayteaÂ´s quotes are nothing compared to jappe2Â´s idiath lines.

Orcc · Post by **Orcc** » 29 Apr 2006, 20:34

from #battle

[29-04]-(22:22:27) (@battlebot) New battle started by Berhabdul : http://www.twobeds.com/upload/userfiles ... ndy005.lev (13mins)
[29-04]-(22:22:54) (berh[WBD]) (11.75) - wihich i ad been hoyling for a week
[29-04]-(22:25:13) (berh[WBD]) i'll eat my shit if under 11.75 by winner
[29-04]-(22:32:19) (@Markku) 11,69

hihi

milagros · Post by **milagros** » 29 Apr 2006, 20:43

now its your turn berh

epp · Post by **epp** » 29 Apr 2006, 20:46

berhmongo

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 4 May 2006, 16:32

(17:16:41) (mEkKMarci) [17:09] <teh_mila> many gypsies cant even speak slovak:) >>> how they speak then? =)
(17:19:13) (jaytea) i hear they have invented their own language based on accelerated sweating patterns

milagros · Post by **milagros** » 4 May 2006, 17:34

Kopaka wrote:(17:16:41) (mEkKMarci) [17:09] <teh_mila> many gypsies cant even speak slovak:) >>> how they speak then? =)
(17:19:13) (jaytea) i hear they have invented their own language based on accelerated sweating patterns

they speak with some mongo gypsy language (gypsich?)

Crypt · Post by **Crypt** » 6 May 2006, 03:16

[16:42:23] [KyJelly] [10:33:34] <Crypt> lmao im almost under 1 hour
[16:42:26] [KyJelly] phag
[16:42:46] [Crypt|H] almost under 1 hour under 1 hour

always teh suck

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 6 May 2006, 18:24

* ILuvTexas has quit IRC ("for fuck sake no more shitty pipes, you fucking piece of shit cuntish bastard wankers

")

jonsterion · Post by **jonsterion** » 6 May 2006, 19:40

milagros wrote:
Kopaka wrote:(17:16:41) (mEkKMarci) [17:09] <teh_mila> many gypsies cant even speak slovak:) >>> how they speak then? =)
(17:19:13) (jaytea) i hear they have invented their own language based on accelerated sweating patterns
they speak with some mongo gypsy language (gypsich?)

Actually its CalÃ³. (dunno how to translate to english)

danitah · Post by **danitah** » 8 May 2006, 14:57

an update of my funney quote txt, not all from elma,ranks scene but what so? ->

<Spears> lalz long phone call :S
<Spears> was teh girl wiht cute voice calling about teh fackfÃ¶rening apa shit :X

<Zardos> Ã¶ <-- looks like a pig, small eyes and huge nose
<Zardos> Ã– <-- pig ready for the slaughter house

* rockityng (~afef@host132-118.pool8257.interbusiness.it) has joined #mIRCScripts
<rockityng> c'Ã¨ qualke italiano????????????????????
<Queux> rockityng: how about english ?
<rockityng> no i'm italian
<Queux> well, we're not
<WinAmp> * Topic is '#mircscripts :: English! :: NO queries NO erm.. other things :: mIRC v6.17 released'
<rockityng> i don't speak english
<WinAmp> See? It says ENGLISH you piece of crap.
<Dani_TAH> how about dont auto send CIAO on join Ã¶
<Queux> the rest of us do
<rockityng> ciao=hello
<Queux> easy Winamp...
<WinAmp> sorry :/
* [WinAmp] in a bad mood
<Queux> rockityng: you still have to use english
<rockityng> queux io non so parlare in inglese
<Queux> rockityng: we don't understand you unless you use english...
<rockityng> queux: posso parlare in italiano???????'
<Queux> rockityng: try joining #aiuto instead
<Queux> maybe they can help
<WinAmp> http://tmp.mendrik.de/italiano.jpg
<Queux> no posso parlare italiano!! capish ?
* rockityng (~afef@host132-118.pool8257.interbusiness.it) Quit (Ping timeout)

* mia- has joined #ranks
<mia> !isalive
<Napol_Q> mia, it isnt alive at the moment - please try again later.
<Spears> napol :I you are nat funny now...try again in next lifetime

[19:26:56] <_8> daredevil take supplies from fridge ;o~~~
[19:32:14] <MACHINE> ******************** IT IS SCORING TIME **********************

<Dani_TAH> becouse neighbour that used to use teh inet har moved

i
<ZeroxCOS> Dani_TAH u nat har encrypted your wireless? :I
<Dani_TAH> i nat use wireless here

only when away from home
<ZeroxCOS> away from home?
<Dani_TAH> ._.
<Dani_TAH> dont be stupid
<Dani_TAH> u know what away from home means
<Dani_TAH> OIDIATH
<ZeroxCOS> NO I DONT!

<Dani_TAH>

<Dani_TAH> i go play stepmania \o/
<ZeroxCOS> why not elastoMANIA
<Dani_TAH> ENOUGH OF TEH BÃ–G QUESTIONS ALREADY
<ZeroxCOS> why?
<Dani_TAH> .____________________.
<ZeroxCOS> np: Bathory - Destroyer Of Worlds (04:51/214Kbps/44KHz)
<ZeroxCOS> when i listen to that song im sitting and shouting: " OH MY FAKING GOD THIS SONG IS SO GOAD" during the whole song
<farmtjens> then you hear nathing of teh song :/
<ZeroxCOS> AND?
<farmtjens> then its no meaning listening to teh
<ZeroxCOS> aha
<Spears> cp skadade danskar Ã¥ norrmÃ¤n
<farmtjens> ja
<farmtjens> totalmongon

epp · Post by **epp** » 8 May 2006, 17:22

[19:26:56] <_8> daredevil take supplies from fridge ;o~~~
[19:32:14] <MACHINE> ******************** IT IS SCORING TIME **********************

yeh what about it? he could have made it back in those 5 minutes and 18 seconds

aavv · Post by **aavv** » 8 May 2006, 22:04

jonsterion wrote:
milagros wrote:
Kopaka wrote:(17:16:41) (mEkKMarci) [17:09] <teh_mila> many gypsies cant even speak slovak:) >>> how they speak then? =)
(17:19:13) (jaytea) i hear they have invented their own language based on accelerated sweating patterns
they speak with some mongo gypsy language (gypsich?)
Actually its CalÃ³. (dunno how to translate to english)

Romani. CalÃ³ is the name given to some Romani dialects spoken in the Iberian Peninsula (or influenced by Iberian romance languages).

petsen · Post by **petsen** » 21 Jun 2006, 10:13

When asked by a noob if he made ElastoMania.. Jaksta answered this:

SmaXa wrote:Made by An Italian Game Maker Balasz Rosza

i found it funny as hell

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 21 Jun 2006, 10:52

Well even I mixed up the two flags of Italy and Hungary.

jonsterion · Post by **jonsterion** » 24 Jun 2006, 18:29

[18:23:12] <jaytea> hey zworqy why the long face
[18:23:14] <jaytea> ahahahahha
[18:23:17] <jaytea> AHAHHAA
[18:23:26] <zw0r> what long face
[18:23:35] <jaytea> your unnaturally long face
[18:23:56] <zw0r> my face is normal
[18:27:00] <zw0r> maybe your ugly face is short in comparison jaytea

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 25 Jun 2006, 23:04

<Nostrada> onley ppl coming to norway is: dumb germans, which always forget what a "fjord" is every fakken summer; japanese, who's been everywhere else, pakistani, who's willing to freeze their arse off for some money and "freedom", mullah krekar, whose biggest dream is to become a national comedian

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 26 Jun 2006, 04:40

petsen wrote:When asked by a noob if he made ElastoMania.. Jaksta answered this:

SmaXa wrote:Made by An Italian Game Maker Balasz Rosza

i found it funny as hell

XD, teh Idiath

that wasn't at #battle/#across though

this is quote from some random channel i entered:

SIndA wrote:18:45:22<SIndA>I Broke my Leg and Now i Can't Walk
18:45:35<SIndA>Off For My Daily Walk Cya.

Kestas · Post by **Kestas** » 26 Jun 2006, 17:26

and what's so funny about it ?

... anyway, i had this #battle quete for some time already, dunno why i'm posting it just now:

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[01:08] <battlebot> New battle started by Kestas [TEM]: http://vk0.dk/vkprivupload/pjsrddst/Kes23.lev (15mins)
[01:20] <battlebot> --------------- 3mins left ---------------
[01:20] <xxYANOxx> /msg battlebot !start http://vk0.dk/vkprivupload/qtatxiuy/YaBtl085.lev
[01:21] <xxYANOxx> oops
[01:21] <antz_Q> maybe take your brains out of a laundry basket so you notice there's a battle going on

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 29 Jun 2006, 20:32

<Dose> :\ how could I do this fuckin 22.2x ??? was ff :\ only to try if lev works

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 30 Jun 2006, 00:18

[02:11:41] <jaytea> ZOMG WHAT A NIGHT
[02:11:45] <jaytea> sick
[02:12:14] <T0ny> what have you done now jt?

[02:12:32] <jaytea> went to a bar and fakcing bongod 2tm
[02:12:40] <jaytea> danced with everyone there, man and woman

new jt = John Travolta

Kestas · Post by **Kestas** » 2 Jul 2006, 12:09

[14:03] <talli> they don't play battles in kenya
[14:03] <talli> they eat sand

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 10 Jul 2006, 23:05

[23:::53--00] -battlebot- -5269secs left of battle: http://vk0.dk:81/vkprivupload/kjggowxs/tombal1.lev by ToMo | Leader: jaytea [OMG] with 0:25,39

jonsterion · Post by **jonsterion** » 10 Jul 2006, 23:57

berhabdul wrote:[23:::53--00] -battlebot- -5269secs left of battle: http://vk0.dk:81/vkprivupload/kjggowxs/tombal1.lev by ToMo | Leader: jaytea [OMG] with 0:25,39

hah! I've seen 6xxx seconds left of battle beat that!

some hours later on that battle btw:

[23:51:44] <Decanse> 35.79

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 13 Jul 2006, 22:17

[23:15.05] <OtorK> berh[WBD] FAK YOU!!!!
[23:15.08] <OtorK> nitez
[23:15.16] * OtorK is now known as zZztoid

Not nice one

anyway good night, Otork